How do I get a bigger thicker dick naturally?

How do I get a bigger thicker dick naturally?

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Gotta stretch it like taffy for at least 2 hours a day.

time travel to puberty and inject test

just hope you respawn with one :/

drink tomato juice

You dont, dipshit. You can however use a penis pump.

I hate being small...

reroll genetics

Suck dick eat cum, if you do it long enough your will start to grow. If it isn't growing then you have been chosen to suck cock for life, embrace your new bottom life faggot

Do squats and some cardio. Will at least give you a more powerful erection.

lift weights

lose bodyfat

underrated

Find a smaller girlfriend

>tfw only 7.5 x 5.6

mk

Stop worrying about the size of your dick, bro.

There's two sides to every vagina. The pleasure side is right there, front and center (and a little up).

The side way up in there so far that only those elephant dicked dudes can reach? That's the baby-making side. Why the fuck would you want to get closer to that?

You just worry about the little man in the boat right there in front and you'll do just fine.

Just tell him it's the clit, he still won't find it

Married many years. My wife can only come vaginally, 'without touching her clit, if I pop the head in and out so she can feel the edges of my head. I can plow deep all day, and she won't come.

Once she does start to come, THEN she wants it deep, to finish.

I'm a girthy 6½".

diet & excercise.

no really

In south america they fuck donkeys because it is said to increase the size of your johnson. Give it a try

Watermelon, Fried chicken and Kool aid, will give you a BBC

Worth a shot. Do they kick much?

Also do a lot of violent crime, it will increase your T levels.

God just doesn't like you as much as others

You can't. You're stuck with the dick you've got. Theoretically as you lose weight and get fit and reduce your body-fat, your dick MIGHT change shape, but there's no telling how. It might get *slightly* fatter, or might get even smaller than it is now.

Life sucks. Anyone of these fuckers above that say otherwise is a lying liar, or just plain ignorant.

Get fit, lose weight. That's all.

they do that in muslim too

no, that's a white people thing. see: mass shootings, killing the native americans, serial killers