Confession box has opened. Tell us anything, no one will judge you

Confession box has opened. Tell us anything, no one will judge you

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I like Andy Sixx memes

I'm currently sitting here with my dick and balls pushed up inside me and held in with duct tape.

It's a little chafey, but I feel cuter, already

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I'm voting Bernie

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I regularly have sex with 13 and 14 year old girls. There is absolutely nothing better in life.

I thought about suicide again for the first time in a while.

Here are some confessions.

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what's got you down user?

When I was that age I was grateful to get any pussy but looking back they were terrible at sex.

>for the first time in a while.
Wew, we got a badass over here!

I think it's been ~4-6 hours for me

>not having suicial thoughts every 5 mins
noob

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lol 69.

I recently fucked my wife's best friend.

R: 0▶
Every time I shit I imagine emma stone experiencing the sensation and relief of taking a dump. I smell the paper and pretend I'm huffing her sweet filth....

i got the shrimpy

checked

I'm horribly lonely, no friends or family or any real sense of human connection. I live as a hermit, I have no meaning, no purpose. I've been trying to improve myself for a long time but recently realized that despite how hard I tried, nothing changed. I'm still the same as I've always been.

i stabbed a person in the eye with a pencil

i hate 95% of this board but it's still worth it to find the funnies and the harsher truths that normal media dissemination doesn't allow for. also I've masturbated to futa before and i feel bad.

I've stabbed my dick in the eye with a pencil

How old are you?

And how?

Join the military if you have what it takes nothing makes friends better than cock and ball torture

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GTFO

How can you feel lonely, when there's so many waifus to choose from?

People are awful; be glad your connections are finally over.

I really like the idea of doing kinky shit in cute costumes but i fear ppl will think im into ddlg pr smth

I put my cum into kraft mac and cheese and gave it to my mom when I was a teen

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My wife and I are trying for a baby, but I've known for a few months that she is fucking a guy at work, and all I can think is I hope she gets pregnant by him instead of me

thats a win in my book

Im a pathological liar

Based

how do you make money for food and rent? if you don't mind me asking

You can’t trick me. You’re lying. That means you only tell the truth... which means you’re lying... which.... uh

Now... is THAT a lie..?
:thinking:

I raped 4 girls, and they all kinda liked it

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I like Asian piss voyeurism.

im taking kratom everyday now. think it'll be alright though

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>I hope she gets pregnant by him instead of me
so you can leave her?

You will never know

It is too late for you.

That makes me think we will...

Dump that whore

I would not make a baby with her. You are looking at a messy divorce later and dragging your kid through it. Lawyers up, nigga!

I wish I was dead and only keep going to keep my husband and Dad happy. My stepson is also a worthless sack of shit

Weak shit, try futabu.

Think or know?

completely supported by mummy

i masturbated today, as always i fucking regret it and hate myself for it.

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but the post says no family

Why is he a piece of shit

Same. I actually want to see some good change in this country. Voting for Trump again would just be retarded. Literally hasn't done anything good so far.

And where's the fucking wall he promised? Ffs.

c'mon man dat's not healthy. have some self respect and get divorced already

Yoooo, how? Gotta tell us your secrets, man.

Also greentext?

but bernie is jewish

whatever you do dont kill her

this one

No because it would be hot as fuck

I like taking lsd and cocaine entirely way too much.

She is quite literally all I have, and even then I don't really have the best relationship with her. No dad, no siblings, no aunts or uncles, no stepparents, no mentor to look up to, no one.

I love my wifes best friend, more than I love my wife.

I'm pretty much an incel who has had a crush on every girlfriend my best friend has had for the last 5 years.

is he still your best friend

I am slowly becoming an alcoholic and afraid I will become a degenerate living in my parent's (singular) basement all because I am a self-pity idiot after losing my fiance

Not really. We are still pretty close though.

hey thats all that matters then right

Way to be a shit human being

This

My (now) ex-wife liked to drink and take sleeping pills at the same time. We basically had no sex life and after almost a year of not having sex, I became desperate and started touching her while she was passed out. When I stuck my dick in her, her head popped up and she said, "huh whats going...oh ok. That's fine." and then went back to sleep. I dropped a load in her and went to sleep too.

Next day, she wakes up and acts like nothing happened. I asked her if she remembered and she had no idea what I was talking about.

I told her, "Well, you were pretty drunk but you wanted to have sex..." She said, "Oh that's fine. I don't care what you do to me when I'm drunk."

I took that as license to stick it in all of her holes every night for years until she got sober (and we divorced). Never complained about being sore even when I fucked her ass, never told me it was creepy or to stop. I think that's what I miss most about her.

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How old are you?

real shit

bring it in bro

Vote yang instead.

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I used to lie and role play in this kind of threads posting photos downloaded from other pages

Oops, wrong pic of her.

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I once lied to a teenage boy that I was a girl and talked to him for a while. I got a console with all of his video games and a couple hundred or so dollars from him.

I guess so. Thanks user. I don't know why but this made my night.

Posted on a different thread, did get judged lol. My gf slept with my dad.

I’m into DDLG

When I was in junior high I used to save nudes of myself in my phone gallery. They would be in between regular pics or memes that I would then show to a female friend or classmate, hoping that she would swipe a bit too much and find the nude right in front of me (they were full body frontal nudes, I wanted there to be no doubt it was me). Then I would act all embarrassed and ask them to please tell no one and that I didn't remember that was there.

I guess due to the age (12-14) they never took it wrong. They laughed it off and actually tried to comfort me out of my "embarrassment" telling me it was ok and that I looked cute naked. I got a huge rush of horniness form those experiences

how old are you user?
can you describe your physical appearance?

I’ve been shooting heroin when my mom goes to sleep for about a month now and it’s ruined my life.

If I tell her, she’ll blame herself so I can’t even get help because I don’t want to hurt her, I have to fight this alone.

Sorry I’m such a gigantic fucking loser mom, you deserve so much better.

Your mom would much rather know and help you then walk in on you dead some day dude. Seriously think about that, she loves you man.

ive lost a lot of friends

Tried for years to convince one of my friends he was gay until he finally sucked my dick in high school. After graduation he joined the military and killed himself right after basic.

That's pretty risky, but also smart.

57. People skills and chloroform.

>Confession box has opened. Tell us anything, no one will judge you

I'm not quite sure I know what you mean, my friend and original poster. Please do not get me wrong, this is an interesting thread filled with interesting mini-movies about interesting women, but I am entirely unable to come to the conclusion that I am any of these women. I am a man. I have a penis. It's quite a nice penis, or, at least that is what my wife tells me.

Some days I am unsure as to whether she is lying to curry favor, but I do not spend much time dwelling on such insecurities. Sex with my wife is nice.

It is possible of course, original poster, that the technology might one day exist that will allow a person or persons to "merge" with a computer in such a manner that they do, for all intents and purposes, "become the girl below", but that in itself carries with it a myriad of issues. Can a being be, in a sense, two beings? If one makes a post, can one simultaneously be that post and the post below theirs? If so, the person below them who made that post, does one immediately share a consciousness with that person, being that both persons are simultaneously that post?

Sadly however, I have so very few answers for these questions, original poster. Perhaps some time when you're around, I would enjoy discussing these with you.

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Thanks. It only lasts so much though. When I got to high school I stopped. I didn't think my classmates would buy it.

This. You've still got time to turn this around

I lie to much. I view lying as a challenge and I try to get better at it all the time. from small lies while making small talk with strangers, to full on stories made up and known by tons of people. I am better than i used to be and have never really gotten caught in a lie. I'm scared one day they might catch up with me and ruin some of my closest relationships.

Shit man. That's heavy. Hopefully I've got plenty more time before I start losing friends.

Wife's best friend is ok. Best friend's wife is shitty.

I’m a fat poor loser that is trying to get into a screen writing career. Already you have a loving mom, mines a manipulator that gets angry when I always break her way.

Im a failure

I think the Burger King crunchy tacos are pretty good

You're a cuck. Invite him over and get some popcorn. Dont jerk off with salty hands though

You knew them?

I love burger Kong’s nuggets, the whoopers are terrible.

You can masturbate. Maybe it's what you're jerking to that is upsetting you

fix that shit now while you still have the chance. everyone will be better in the long run

I watched a man get shot in the head and killed many years ago. I never told anyone I witnessed it.

This is the most vile thing I have ever read in one of these threads. Fuck you, scum.

Were all alcoholics, shower, dress in something sexy and get to the bar. This is fucking America

im attracted to my dog.

photo evidence?

I watched a police standoff happen and the guy died. Guy was a fucking loser, stabbed a literal retard and took his shit while they lived together.

>17
>have gf who lives with me who is 15
>She's bi and we fool around with girls
>she brings friend over and we all get down
>few years later come and visit same friend
>we make out and stuff but gf passes out
>friend and me are still awake
>she doesn't want to
>I do
>she cries the whole way through
>never even told my gf about it
>same gf from before
>just fuck her whenever I want
>throw her down and take her even if she says no
>stayed with me for 6 years
>we still talk, imma visit her for a week next month
>living with gf from before
>we let her friend live with us
>she plays with us too
>gf is at work
>horny and try to smash with friend
>she don't want to
>hold her down and give it to her hard
>she told my gf, gf was pissed but stayed with me
>did this multiple time while she lived with us
>she stopped telling on me after awhile.
>no longer with hs gf
>have new Chinese gf
>she is literally retarded
>mother abused her, her whole life
>absolutely no boundaries
>fuck her in the ass and make her cry
>hit her in the face
>bitch still wants me
>get tired of fucking a retard
>ghost her and move

So all witnesses are dead? Win/win user. Are you still a peter puffer?

Did the cops fill him with holes? The guy I saw took one shot to the head and dropped. He was probably dead before he hit the ground.

When I was a dumb, horny HS kid I got jerked off by an 11yo girl in a crowded pool.

Is for

you sound like a nigger.

I once knew a girl who worked at burger king. She was this hot petit blonde, but real fucked in the head. She was a total nympho and needed constant attention, had no self esteem, no confidence and a massive inferiority complex. Never known a crazier person.

Don’t know. About 13 shots went off though. He put his hand in his pocket and that’s when they shit him.

I feel responsible for every financial woe that has ever befallen my family since I graduated high school. I feel it’s because of me that we had to leave the suburbs and go to the middle of nowhere just to live sustainably. I can and have been told up and down that there was nothing I could have done to help, but somehow I know that’s a lie to just make me feel better

I feel like absolute garbage even 5 years after the move because all I can think about is what could have been had I not dicked around like a retard for years doing dickall

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Where da fuck do you get chloroform?

How much is too much. Teach me master

Be a smart guy and work in a college lab I guess? But you’ll get caught probably.

just dont call them daddy and you're golden user. if you're doing kinky shit with somebody you've probably had a chance to talk about what you like iwth them.

make it.

is he cute?

Do you have kids with your wife?
Is your wife's best friend married?

>Where da fuck do you get chloroform?
>How much is too much. Teach me master

Mix bleach and acetone

I'm pretty sure you need to do alot more than mixing those two.

Gotta Walter White this shit.

I am adicted to porn.

I'm stuck between 2 relationships, one chick with a kid that's not mine but she's fucking hot.Other it a Trans that is needy and like being very submissive. The chick kinda knows i was cheating on her. I want to be with one not 2. Im a clingy fucker.

Dude that will fucking kill you

they already know

Not at all. Chill bleach to 0 c. A liter of bleach will need 13 grams of acetone. Mix well, it will heat up. Cholorform will settle to the bottom in a blob.

Nope white as a pearl

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I have a taste for blood after I fucked up some homeless guy since he was fucking around near my home

Lies can only be fixed in 2 ways, confess and start a new, or make those lies into truths. All lies big or small has a time limit unless you add more time by adding more lies to the mix.

First gf told me, after we had sex for the 1st time, that her step father had been having anal with her since she was 11 yrs old.

Invite papa for a 3 way family bond

I got a kind of gf, we were just fucking, and now she doesnt want to be with me anymore since shes feeling bad cos of her bf, i kinda felt in love and last time we kissed was whem she was a little bit drunk, miss her a lot

Damn, so it was loose?

How that happened user?

You're fine. You only kissed her while drunk. It's not like you sodomized her for years or anything.

I mean they literally slept.

I had this tradition growing up where I would go hunting with my dad and uncle. I got a gf when I was 15 and she insisted on going with us this one time. I got permission from my dad but he told me that we would have to set up a separate tent for her, as I was not allowed to openly sleep with her at our age. The second day it rained and her tent got damaged, so she had to sleep with us. As I wasn't allowed to sleep with her, the arrangement was that she would sleep between my dad and uncle and then me next to my dad. Now I've slept with my dad plenty growing up. He's a hugger. But it was still a surprise to wake up in the middle of the night to find my 15yo girlfriend sound asleep in my father's arms, with his arms closed tightly over her breasts (arms, not hands). She later said she was cold so she didn't move him and that nothing else happened. But I still can't get that image out of my head.

I fucked my girlfriend's best mate and got her pregnant. Someone else paid for the termination.

My girlfriend is now my wife.

Still doesn't know.

I need to know, for science...did you fuck her ass too?

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Not really a confession, just don't have any close family or friends to tell. Been homeless for 2 weeks

Don't cheat again. Scumbag is not an attractive appearance

Tough user, hope u get to forget it

Why?

When I was 13 I watched a camp counselor diddle a junior camper. I still jerk off picturing it.

Thanks. I hope so too.

Where are you at? How old? How'd it happen? Give some details. Maybe someone will help you out.

If you thought that the wall was ever going to be built you have brain cancer and should kill yourself before the cancer does

Details user

When I was in my 20s (I forget 21-23?) I was fucking a 15 year old until she was 19. She loved it. She came all the time and we did all sorts of stuff. She even came over a few years after the fact for a couple flings.

Society wants me to feel guilty, but I know she loved it. Shit was so cash. 10/10 hottie.

It's something I think about when I'm down. At least I got that before I die.

It was in a boathouse. They didn’t know I was there. Counselor was probably 17. Girl was 9-10. She was on her hands and knees. Her bathing suit bottoms were round one of her ankles. He was on his knees behind her fingering her and jerking off.

As long as her body was developed enough to habdle dick, thats ok; but be careful, in case u do it again with someone else, bitch might like it but her parents might not

Nice user, well be both now thinking about it, ty

Dude. This isn't me being a troll. Go outside.

Just look at nature. The sky. The grass. Whatever is around. Just be outside and come to understand you don't need meaning or purpose. That doesn't even exist. You exist, though. That is your purpose. To live. To be alive and to exist. You're doing it bro! You're doing exactly what you were made to do.

Just try to have fun!

Every other sense of success stems from MONEY and MONEY doesn't mean shit when you're dead.

Similar story. I too was fucking a 15 test old when I was 22. Fucked her for years off and in until I tried dating he even she turned 19. Her mother hated me and I was in such a terrible depressed state that the relationship was doomed.
I often miss her because personality wise, I've never met a better woman.

I voted for Trump. I'm sorry.

Yeah, her family hated me after they found out too... But it was sort of fucked up because they forbid us from seeing each other even though we thought we were in love, and I took great care of her and kept her away from bad influences (She's from a trash family and trash suburb, all her family on drugs and criminals).

But they allowed her to date some douche her own age that was always cheating on her and lying to her, and got her into some pretty nasty drugs and shit.

Personality wise we were a good match too, but eventually she got corrupted by all the shit around her and became just another white-trash hoe.

Funny world, where I'm pretty certain if we were allowed to be together she would be living in a good suburb, with a career and education instead of throwing up in alleys.

You are forgiven. More Trumptards need to let go of their ego and just come to terms with reality.

What are you looking for with this?
You bragging?

Lookin for absolution?

Trolling?

Guys like you are real good at picking subjects and details to upset people.

Do you ever consider how much better the world would be if you died?

Chloroform takes several minutes to knock someone unconscious. There is no situation in which you could use it that wouldn't be more effective than just gagging someone and dragging them off, then restraining them. In other words, that user is full of shit.

I've lurked here for years like a loser.
Feel too socially inept to even fit in anonymously on the internet.. pathetic. Also have a crush on my mom even though i hate her.

No you don't and no you didn't

We all marry our mothers user
Abuse often has love for the abuser built in

Go live on the street before being this weak ever again

Lol triggeted

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That's fucked up. You're going to have a lot of problems in the future when those rape charges catch up with you, and they will.

Trust me, I'm old. I've been there too. You think these things are gone, but they come back.

There were no charges and there is no evidence. I think one of the friends is dead now and the other still talks to me. It's all ancient history now.

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Get her drunk and alone, I'll guarantee you she's easy.

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[2019]
I keep seeing My Little Pony.

Seth does a pretty good impression.
(Mine is better.)
Seth is funny but never anything really original.
I suspect he was forced to watch a lot of television in the 80's....

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