More deviant secrets

i told my older sister that i want to eat her pussy

The first penis that ever entered my mouth was my dad's. It wasn't anything sexual though.

I'm a 43 year old virgin. Sorry, that's not really a secret. If you knew me it would painfully obvious I'm a wizard.

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Explain

>3 so far
I'm 25 and slept with about 40 women. This is a newer thing I've developed and I can't get enough. It's not too tricky to find women that will let you do this. Mostly look for artsy whores.

>I fantasize about driving my car up to random women with an erection and masturbating in front of them
I don't think I'll ever work the courage up to do this. Any Yea ForumsRos have any experience with this? What's the chances of me getting arrested?

I've raped 4 girls

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When I was a little girl my parents used to bathe with me to avoid time and effort bathing me separately. This one time my dad was washing his hair with his eyes closed. His thing was dangling in front of my face. So my kid mind thought it would be funny to bite it (gently of course, I didn't rip it off or anything). I got seriously reprimended though and told never to put my mouth on other people's thingies.

Stories?

>told never to put my mouth on other people's thingies.

>The first penis that ever entered my mouth

sounds like you didn't take that lesson to heart

>17
>have gf who lives with me who is 15
>She's bi and we fool around with girls
>she brings friend over and we all get down
>few years later come and visit same friend
>we make out and stuff but gf passes out
>friend and me are still awake
>she doesn't want to
>I do
>she cries the whole way through
>never even told my gf about it

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I was 14 and not gay. My also-not-gay best friend was at my house. Parents are out of town. We're watching porn. Long story short, things escalate. Porn to talking to truth or dare to us naked and daring each other to suck dick. We both obviously wanted to do it but were too chicken to go first. We flip a coin. I lose. That was all the prompting we needed. He sat on the end of my bed, legs apart, cock still soft. I got on my knees between his legs, lifted up his dick with my hand, and slowly slid it into my mouth. He said he was nervous and was having trouble getting hard. I told him to relax, that he could trust me, and that this would always be our secret, and soon, he was fully erect. Surprise, he was quite a grower. He had a pretty big dick, a bit bigger than mine, honestly. It was actually a turn on having him start out soft and then slowly become hard while in my mouth and I was really getting into sucking his cock a lot more than I thought I would. I was getting really turned on by the feel of him sliding in and out of my mouth. I kind of didn't want it to end and I really liked the feel of my mouth on him, but after a few minutes, he said he was getting ready to cum and that he wanted to cum in my mouth. Like I said, I was really into it by this point, so I just kept going. I heard him groan, it seemed like he suddenly got even bigger for a second and then he began to cum in my mouth. It was a pretty powerful orgasm I guess, because I could feel the force of him ejaculating into my mouth with every spasm. Proud to say I managed to swallow everything. After multiple, powerful spasms and spurts, he slowly tapered off. You could say I pretty much drained his balls dry. I was turned on and kind of wanted to keep him in my mouth longer, but I got worried about things looking weird with me just kneeling there with his now-spent dick in my mouth, so I let his cock slide out of my mouth and that was it. To this day, I still get hard thinking about it.

>same gf from before
>just fuck her whenever I want
>throw her down and take her even if she says no
>stayed with me for 6 years
>we still talk, imma visit her for a week next month

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That was the moral of the story. First i put it in my mouth and then I got the lesson.

and!?!

my first and only was my own penis

she said her heart was pounding and that she'd talk to me later. she hasnt said anything about it since. still havent eaten her pussy

I had this tradition growing up where I would go hunting with my dad and uncle. I got a gf when I was 15 and she insisted on going with us this one time. I got permission from my dad but he told me that we would have to set up a separate tent for her, as I was not allowed to openly sleep with her at our age. The second day it rained and her tent got damaged, so she had to sleep with us. As I wasn't allowed to sleep with her, the arrangement was that she would sleep between my dad and uncle and then me next to my dad. Now I've slept with my dad plenty growing up. He's a hugger. But it was still a surprise to wake up in the middle of the night to find my 15yo girlfriend sound asleep in my father's arms, with his arms closed tightly over her breasts (arms, not hands). She later said she was cold so she didn't move him and that nothing else happened. But I still can't get that image out of my head.

I didn't even knew that was possible

just wanna let you know that was pretty gay but i guess you already know that

>living with gf from before
>we let her friend live with us
>she plays with us too
>gf is at work
>horny and try to smash with friend
>she don't want to
>hold her down and give it to her hard
>she told my gf, gf was pissed but stayed with me
>did this multiple time while she lived with us
>she stopped telling on me after awhile.

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sure, but saying 'first' implies there was a second

Had you already fucked her at this point?

Same

Kind of a scummy friend, I realize that. But the girl I have a huge crush on, I think I can convince her to do some nude modeling for art school. It'd be phenomenal just recording the whole thing, and watching everyone eyefuck her as they paint (she's a hot piece of ass), knowing they could never under that

b/ro same thing happened to me, gril gave me my first succ only to gohst me three days later like wtf

When did you give your first blow job?

Ohhhh gotcha. Yeah, you're right. It took several years for me to break that rule. But yeah, eventually. And I didn' bite, either

i was young skinny and flexible but i could only barely get the head in

13. I was all about breaking rules lol

you got cucked by your fucking dad.

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Nope. Not yet. It was a whole year after that.

I raped a girl that was so drunk she thought I was this Chad she had a crush on.

Dude, he hugged her. I didn't say they fucked.

Who was the lucky recipient of your oral talents?
Could you describe how it happened?
Did you swallow?

Details ?
You’ve been on a rampage recently with these posts

>no longer with hs gf
>have new Chinese gf
>she is literally retarded
>mother abused her, her whole life
>absolutely no boundaries
>fuck her in the ass and make her cry
>hit her in the face
>bitch still wants me
>get tired of fucking a retard
>ghost her and move

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we still talk regularly, who knows what the future holds

Good for you i guess. I bet it is a very wanted skill for guys haha

Damn user you could have sent her my way, she sounds like a great waifu

i believe you'll fuck ur sister one day. im still gettin gohsted so injust figure fuck her

I know. It's a weird deal between us. We both consider ourselves straight. We've never kissed or even thought about anal. That would be gross. We both have girlfriends and neither of us has ever had feelings for any other men. But we have sucked each other's dicks...more than once, by the way. What is that? I'm not sure. I don't like guys, I don't like to suck dick, I just like to suck HIS dick...and he's the same way with me. It's a strange situation and I have no idea how long it will continue at this point. Fuck it. One hundred billion years from now, who will give a shit?

meh o dont really want to suck cock wven if it is my own

thanks user for your encouraging words

nigga u gay

Girl with dog from last thread who loves being filled by dog and made into a bitch. I just saw the Last thread 404

uhhh i think ur gay, atm it is only with ur homie but... in the future it will be with other dudes. or bi or watever

I told my friend I like to crossdress and play with my ass

enjoy your last breath ya fucking cum stain

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oh i get it you were just gay for a day

A friend of mine got dumped by his gf and he was all depressed (you know, puberty). He said she laughed at his willy because it was ugly. I tried conforting him and told him that i was sure it wasn't ugly. He said i was just saying that but that no girl would even want to touch it. So I told him I would. One thing led to another. No, I did not swallowed. I just stoped the moment it started tasting salty. I don't even think he could fully cum at the time. And i still suspect he played me with that sobbing act.

did he or she?

welp feds are coming on the board if they already werent time to bounce

I'm a cultural supremacist. Pakis, American Blacks, and Chinks can fuck off.

Slippery slope my friend ...I told my sister that and now my life is trapped in the twilight zone

>Those Tabs...

>finally get gf
>gf is horny too

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How old were you the first time that you let a guy come in your mouth and you swallowed it.

You are the girl or you’re looking for that girl?

First time I "let" one (as in "was asked for my opinion) was about 16 I think.

She we went shopping a few days ago but I’m not that passable so I got embarrassed buying women’s clothing

I haven’t told any of my family but what happened to you

Years ago I stole some pictures of my neighbor's daughter off a digital camera.

Wickr is EducatedOak9 if want face or story.

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I am the girl.

What kind?

I have a fake/burner phone number. Every so often I send nudes of my wife from this anonymous number to friends/family, then act like I sent it to a wrong number. Sometimes they ignore, sometimes they say wrong number and disappear, sometimes they fish for more.

So im a fool. What else is new. Will i meet someone cool soon?

Nice

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french.

It sounds like one or more guys came in your mouth without asking you.
Feel like telling us about the first time that happened? How old were you and did you swallow?

Do you French your dog?

How old are you and what do you do with your dog?

Mine was my brother's. Definitely sexual

Small ain't it?

It's wild. I have friends I genuinely like and don't send to them. But other family, acquaintances, etc. She handles all our finances and is meeting with our accountant tomorrow. He got nudes tonight.

Rarely send face to someone who might recognize her.

sorry I meant I am french, the dog is a retriever.

Femanon?
How old were you and him?

Do you give him blow jobs?

long story short, I transitioned, moved in with her, and now nobody plays with my ass except maybe her if she’s drunk or pities me more than usual. hopefully your life turns out better but keep some things very personal, I guess.

I'm "straight" and 18 with a gf, but I like sexting like a cum slut to guys on wickr

When I was 17, I dated a 13 year old girl that was obsessed with me. Fucked her plenty and she was freaky as fuck. We sent a lot of nudes to each other. I love talking about her so I'll answer any questions.

>be 16
>snoop around on mom's phone out of curiosity
>find out she's been fucking our neighbor and cheating on my dad
>get hard from knowing that and jerk off

Reposting story since I don't think I'll ever do a greentext.

I got handjobs, anal penetration, and a few blowjobs from my younger sister when I was a teen.

>be me, extremely horny and a sexual degenerate 14 year old that jerked off multiple times a day
>have a sister at the time, 11
>I developed some strange fetishes, one was incest so I wasn't opposed to doing that stuff

>convinced her to bend over for me so i can grab her ass, and jerk off to it
>convinced her to give me handjobs and finish me many times while she was naked
>thighfucked her
>i accidentally came in her ass, also first and only time i penetrated

>stopped when I was 16 and she was 13

You only like yours or would be down to be bred by others?

Male. I was 13 or 14, he was 16 or 17.

I'm 17 "trans" (if you can call it that, im starting hormones soon :/ ) I'm practically a slut and am thinking about going to a gloryhole or meeting some random guy. Idk but its super exciting. Thoughts? Or am i just some random person :b
>Pic related :)

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Low key tempted to share my exes nudes around. She kicked my heart's ass and I could use the personal satisfaction.

when I was younger maybe like 14 I laid down in my standup shower and managed to suck my own dick, all the way to the base of the tip. but i thought, wait, theres a dick in my mouth, thats gay, and I never did it since.

Where you at?

It's a fucking copypasta, fucktard. Jesus.

Golden lab
30 now was a teen when he did and he just fucked. Me hard

is she hot?

you mean your wife?

she's above average, only because she loves to workout and lift

does she look good in bikinis?

14. It was one of my first boy-girl parties and I was trying to fit in with the older boys. We had this 5 mins in heaven game, you know, with the spinning bottle and the closet. I hadn't done that before. So i spinned it and it landed on a 17yo boy that I barely knew. But, again, I was 14 and stupid, and I wanted to fit in. So we went inside the closet and started kissing. We were really getting into it. Then I heard a zipper going down. And I thought "Uh oh". I immediately felt a hand pushing my head down. At this point I had already gone down on that one friend at 13 so I knew what to do and I just assumed this was what people did during their 5 mins in heaven. So I went along with it. Needless to say it was very different sucking on a 17yo than a 13yo. And when the time came he just held my head in place. And I do enjoy breathing so I had to swallow it all. I tried to kiss him again but he refused (chivalry is dead). Then i said well that was fun and went for the door knob. He stopped me and said "you've never done this before have you?" I said no. And he said I had to give him my panties because those were the rules of the game. I just said "sure, here". Now I know that last part is fucked up. But the really awkward part was the next morning after I had processed that one beer that I had and realized that my mom would notice if my panties went missing. So i had to ask him to give them back at school. He did, and I think he washed them because they smelled like lavander. So, I guess that was nice of him. Would that be enough to sarisfy your curiosity?

Do it. I shared my wife's nudes for years and she never did anything like that lol

i'd say so, i dont think i have any pics of her in a bikini though

I have had sex with more than five times as many animals as I have had with humans.

I don't have anything to say about you being trans, but as for glory holes even for me, a "straight" guy, it's pretty fun, so go for it.

So you've only had the one? What else do you like?

Lol cool i guess. Mine was innocent I swear.

So summon us up some pussy and let's get this party started.

Curiosity satisfied. Thanks

Which is your favorite to be with?

Being treated like a pet. And yes the one. Others have been female or fixed.

I steal my friends sisters panties and other women I know, later I beat my meat off in them and keep them as cum rags

good enough to make you jack off?

this was an interesting story, thanks

I have the same thing. I’m straight and have absolutely no attraction towards other men. The exception is one of my cousins. Don’t remember why but we started blowing each other at a VERY young age and we always have/still continue to blow each other. Literally only him. No clue why.

You're welcome :)

Same thing for me but it was sexual.

No prob :)

How often are you taken?

It was wrong wrestling/ trying to tea bag each other. We were both getting aroused. He pinned me down and pulled out his cock. He was rubbing it on my face and lips. I kept my mouth shut for a minute then finally relented. He kinda fucked my mouth and came super quickly and got off. I went to go spit, but he told me to swallow and I did.

Yeah same, once stole my sister's panties and have been occasionally cumming in it ever since

Turns me on that it initially was a clean pair but by now smells fucking rancid

BBC porn made me spunk my brains out and now I'm scared to keep going down this rabbit hole but I need to feel that pleasure again..

I have several dozen cocktributes/videos done of girls I know

I post my unaware wife in a cuckold chat site, she's one of the most popular ones but she no idea I post her. She likes posing for me, she thinks I just keep them to myself. She is VERY shy, so she would never pose if she knew I was posting her for others to see.

I've even done Skype calls with men that are fans of her, have shown her showering, stripping, sucking cock and getting fucked while they cum for her.. I always feel bad after cumming, but always come back and do it again.

Pic related

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What's the story?

I honestly can't imagine that. What I meant by "entered my mouth" is that i bit it. I was a kid and tought it'd be funny. I can't imagine actually blowing my daddy. I don't mean to judge. But I couldn't. Too fucked up for me.

which one? the fake screenshot or the Whitechapel murders

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My turn on is taking creepshots of my sister's feet and posting them here. Looking to capture the perfect sole shot one day

Tastes bad huh? Kinda like beer. It never actually tastes good. But you get used to it

It wasn’t terrible but I wasn’t really happy about it either.

My mom and dad got divorced and I lived with my dad. He convinced me to give him blow jobs.

user, where are you finding these literal sex slave gf's? How are they so attached to you? Are you a manipulative ChadBro or something? How do you get tired of someone you're able to fuck anytime in any way?

I'm glad it wasn't all that bad al least :)

I never liked the taste, but I loved to swallow because he liked it so much rush I did.

Thats nice of you i guess.

It wasn’t that bad and I loved my dad and I liked that I could make him feel good.

>user, where are you finding these literal sex slave gf's?
They just come up and talk to me. He gf came up on the bus and asked for my number, China girl I met in class when she sat on my lap.

>How are they so attached to you?
I don't know? Low self esteem? I treat them like children.

>How do you get tired of someone you're able to fuck anytime in any way?

Bitch was literally retarded, like she washed my wallet like 5 times with the laundry. It got old fucking the mental equivalent of a 10 year old. Also she couldn't cook for shit.

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Sounds like my same situation.

My wife has no idea I've been sharing all her nudes with my best friend for about 10 years

This is an interesting appraoch and I've never done it. The risk of a friend white knighting is too high for me. I share with strangers on the internet - I feel like the risk is lower that way. You're not concerned about him telling her?

Last time was a few months ago by an old housemate. Since then no one as too many meth heads where I am and flaky people

Yes but that turns me on more

A friend of mine and myself really liked each other's gfs. We were 16, horny, stupid and drunk. This all happened during a camping trip. I proposed we talked the the girls into fooling around with the other one for a night. It took forever to convince them separately but surprisingly enough when asked together they remained silent and just looked at one another kind of awkardly smiling. We took that as a yes and so I went in his tent with his girl and he went with mine. We started making out and the rush of it was awesome. Now, my girl hadn't put out with me yet, always said she wasn't ready. So I figured she would say the same to my friend. And then it wouldn't be fair for me to have sex with his gf if i knew he wouldn't be able to do the same with mine. So we didn't.

The next morning we were all hung over and awkward. Then i jokingly said "well, that sure was worth the blue balls". My friend was really surprised and said "what do you mean?". I said "I mean after a whole night making out". "You mean you didn't... ?" "YOU DID?"

Then I turned to see my girl and she just stuck her head in the blanket. And that's the story of the worst trade deal, maybe ever.

Thats good then :)

> (You)
>>user, where are you finding these literal sex slave gf's?
>They just come up and talk to me. He gf came up on the bus and asked for my number, China girl I met in class when she sat on my lap.

Do you have a distinct personality that makes you different from your peers? Are you rebellious, a delinquent, a troublemaker or maybe a loudmouth? I mean, there's something that you're doing that's drawing them to you..

Wow, I totally failed at quoting a quote

My niece is so sexy. I want to fuck her really bad. She makes me really hard. I jack off to her every day.

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Yeah. I know now that it was wrong but I didn’t at the time and it’s not like I was scarred by it.

I make eye contact, and talk to strangers?

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I meant like a bitch

I am rebellious I guess, I sold drugs, and basically did what ever I wanted whenever I wanted. Still do.

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How old?

You want to get caught?

Are you me? LOL.

Which site do you use?

I haven't posted mine but shared her extensively and also done video calls like you mentioned.

Im just a tomboy if anything. I can get girly if I want but most times it's just hoodie and jeans. I do have a loud mouth but with the right one I'm just relaxed

Everyone I know adopted a fixed dog or has females.

You don't have your own? A tomboy that likes to be knotted. You're a dream.

kek

My last dog was a fixed husky I adopted that was covered in shit.

Ex took him. My apartment doesn't allow dogs and I just adopted two kitties. So nope no knots it's a shame bad dragon isn't the same

On my buddies b day we all went out for drinks he ended his night blackout drunk in the bathroom. While I was fucking his passed out wife. To this day I’ve never nutted that hard in my life. Just the thought of unloading a giant load I to her gets me hard every time.

Two years ago I accidentally found a video of my best friend molesting his kid stepsister. I pretended I hadn’t seen it and didn’t tell anyone. We went to different colleges and grew apart. Sometimes I feel guilty for not calling him out/reporting him.

> It got old fucking ((a young asian chick)) with the mental equivalent of a 10 year old
Many anons would pay top dollar for that.

You'll just have to get bigger toys. Any pics?

Give us some highlights

Were you her first?

I went to college with a guy who is now an FBI agent. Asked him about this. He said every tip they receive on Jack the Ripper the FBI is obligated to pass on the information to Scotland Yard. The reason is the case remains open and unsolved.

Are you a girl? If not, fuck off.

What kind of atuff did she let you do?

Timestamp with tits and I will be happy.

Yes. And you fuck off.

I was her first, and she was my first too.
She was really into aggressive stuff, so choking, slamming, and slapping her ass. I also loved that she was into calling me daddy and me calling her princess.

Im ok with you not being happy.

It's not as fun as you would expect and she made some weird noises.

I run a server that's on the same branch as an intelligence agency external mail server. Nothing is encrypted. I keep half-leaking tons of crap on Russians and how they manipulate the left only to be able to say " I told you so ".

Hot but oof

>More deviant secrets

I'm not quite sure I know what you mean, my friend and original poster. Please do not get me wrong, this is an interesting thread filled with interesting mini-movies about interesting women, but I am entirely unable to come to the conclusion that I am any of these women. I am a man. I have a penis. It's quite a nice penis, or, at least that is what my wife tells me.

Some days I am unsure as to whether she is lying to curry favor, but I do not spend much time dwelling on such insecurities. Sex with my wife is nice.

It is possible of course, original poster, that the technology might one day exist that will allow a person or persons to "merge" with a computer in such a manner that they do, for all intents and purposes, "become the girl below", but that in itself carries with it a myriad of issues. Can a being be, in a sense, two beings? If one makes a post, can one simultaneously be that post and the post below theirs? If so, the person below them who made that post, does one immediately share a consciousness with that person, being that both persons are simultaneously that post?

Sadly however, I have so very few answers for these questions, original poster. Perhaps some time when you're around, I would enjoy discussing these with you.

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Thanks larper. That answers my question.

Pics of? And I don't think you understand
I can't fuck myself like a guy or a dog does like I'm his bitch.

K :)

Awsome
Did you get her in the ass? Did she swallow? Did she like to be held down?

More oof than hot

No, although I convinced her to send me a lot of snap vids of her fucking her ass with a hairbrush.
She swallowed sometimes, but claimed she got sick because of it. For the being held down, she said she loves it, especially being tied up.

I'm curious on when and how you lost your virginity now after that story

That sucks user.

>right in feels

>no attraction towards other men
>blows male cousin

Fuck off faggot.

based and goose pilled.

Pics of you. I just want to see your body. I get that. There's a force and momentum you can't generate

I don't really feel like sharing that one but it was with a bf at 17. It was nice and I enjoyed it. No fucked up stuff whatsoever i can tell you that :)

Tits or GTFO, cunt

>mfw girls get horny too

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No u

I mean wait and see how the China deal works out. But probably

Fucking twat know the rules

Well any other fun stories to share?

I am incredibly afraid of my own people, and will go my entire life a moronic slave. Part 2 wasn't a secret, it just compounds the first.

SIPRNet is used for classified email. So much for your larp.

I know what you mean. I dated a Filipino girl for a while and she made the strangest honking and grunting noises through her nose.

Bit of of a boner killer really.

I'd like to support that urge. Wickr?

You didnt hear them fucking?

Well, I'm intrigued

China didnt pop my girls cherry so yeah i think this is it for me.

Ask away if you want.

I dont care about the rules. I didnt sign anything. So suck it

Most extreme/degrading thing done?

I do the same kind of stuff

A few years back I suddenly started thinking about rape. Not too sure why, just one day instead of thinking “wow that girl is cute as hell, I’d love to get into her pants,” I thought, “wow that chick is a 10/10 I wonder how easy it’d be to rape her.” Ever since then the thought has been occurring more and more and I think about doing it a lot more. The most i’d ever Interacted with the idea of rape was cheesy games and videos involving kinky/playful rape-play. I’m still not sure why the idea has become so prevalent in my mind, I think it might have something to do with being a bigger sting guy and knowing I’d be able to do it or something. Anyway it’s now to the point where I actively think about it a lot and fantasize it when meeting new attractive women. Over the past couple years I didn’t really care that it was starting to invade my thought because of course I’d never act on it. As of the past couple weeks though I keep being put into situations where the idea seems to somewhat take over for a second or two. I’m not sure how to explain it. I’ll find myself in a situation and my mind will go to “I could totally drag her away and rape her right now and here’s how...” but then I’ll kind of hyper focus on my thoughts and my vision will go a little fuzzy and I’ll get light headed and ball up fists hard enough to cut myself with my nails. I’ve also seemingly subconsciously moved closer to some of said women when all zoned out. Probably the best example was when I was driving past this short thicc red head in mom jeans on the sidewalk. My mind went and I zoned out like I said, and when I came to I had been unknowingly scowling my care down and was white-knuckling the wheel. My heart was pounding and my adrenaline was full throttle as if I was in the process of doing something crazy. I’m not sure what exactly to think or make of what’s going on, but it was nice to vent.

Hmm. Depend on what you call fun. If you mean extremely hot and fucked up stuff then no i guess i dont. Sorry man.

I mean, nothing too extreme. We fucked and did stuff at a public park.

Will you show boobies then? Please baby?

Nope. The tents were not that close. That was intentional too. We wanted to enjoy ourselves, not compete.

I like to share pics and vids of my wife passed out while i do things to her. Interested in trading? Wickr?

Yes. I have absolutely no attraction to other males. I’m not even attracted to my cousin. I have no desire to blow or act sexually with any other males either. My cousin is some weird exception. I pretty clearly said that. Reading comprehension will take you a long way friend.

Well sounds like he enjoyed himself alright, you and your gf ever talk about it?

What did she look like? Hair color, eye color, body shape, did she have boobs was she shaved

Considering I've put weight on since I was younger have this

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Blonde hair, blue/grey eyes, and thick. She has D cup tits. Her body was the reason why I thought she was 16/17 at the time. She was shaved.

Of course we did. I asked why the hell she let him pop her cherry and not me. She said she was drunk and horny and wanted to do it but she didnt tell him that was her first because she thought that I wouldnt want him to know. Fortunatelly she wasnt a bleeder either

is this pre hrt or post?

I'd fuck you in a heartbeat. It's a good start but don't limit yourself to glory holes, you're beautiful

fucking disgusting. 13 year olds are 1) children and 2) incredibly unattractive.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

With all these plastic women on the internet finally a real women. love your body. got more?

Psychology comprehension will take you further. You are a closeted homosexual. You are a disgusting human being, trying to pass your one off as something other than gay.

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dont do it user!! the guilt and shame afterwards is worse than the petty satisfaction you will get

I masturbate with live worms

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I am Spartacus

were you here yesterday?

How did you get around her parents ? How did they not become suspicious?

Cute. But no. I used to deliver pepsi.
Haha no.
Fuck this is why I come to Yea Forums thanks user

I'm sure her parents might've had suspicions, but they were cautious. They mostly would've leave us in the same room alone, and definitely not let us into her room. However, she'd lie on me on the couch, and we were able to hide the fact I was touching/fingering/rubbing her under her panties and she was rubbing my dick over my clothes. A pillow helped with that, along the fact our backs were facing the wall. Her mom was more lenient, letting us be a bit alone more and leaving the house to go the park in the first place. It was her dad that was the problem.

Damn your dad was a bit of a fuckin creep. I wouldn't agree to that even if it was my dad.

I can respect that thanks for sharing anyway

>I used to deliver pepsi.
is this code for something

Well, i guess nothing happened. He might have cupped a feel at most. But yeah, it was fucked up. And we still had 3 more nights to go after that.

Me and my mom have been in a active sexual relationship since I was 15 until I moved out for University.

I came home to visit for the summer and the first thing my mom wanted from me as I stepped through the arrival door at the airport was my cock inside her. We ended up fucking in the airport washroom while my dad obliviously waited for us in the parking lot. For the past four months I have done nothing but fuck my mom until my cock is drained every single day...

I'm about to head back next week and she has not given me a single break at all...

Would you prefer that these thoughts just disappear one day, or they just continue until become real?

When I was a young teen I used to fool around with my bro and sis any chance I got

No fuckwit it explains why I have arms.

They won't take me alive.

I lost contact with a bunch of highschool friends after I got expelled. Always waited them to reach out but they never did, until today, almost a decade later, to tell me one of "my group" had lost the battle to cancer. I didn't even know she had cancer. I hate the fact my pride didnt allow me to reach them years ago. I'm an idiot.

Well you said you had tying for rope and all that.
Also, that feel like the fear of doing it that close to someone else?

Never had the opportunity to tie her up sadly, she said she would love it.
As for the feeling, we were both just horny as hell and tried to do whatever we can under the circumstances. Looking back, I know that I loved the thrill.

my comment was more about the torso

kek it’s kinda hard to fuck your life up worse than that

I get off thinking of my 67 years old widow mom as a cum and piss slut for friends, strangers and trannies.

I had a long-term relationship with the wife of one of my best friends. He had to have known about it but didn't really seem to care because he was always busy with his career and we also suspect he's probably closeted gay as long as it kept her out of his way he was fine with whatever.

He even told me before they got married the kid only targeted her because he thought she would have low self-esteem and be easy to manipulate.

We carried on that way for years until a mutual friend found out and threatened to expose the affair and she had to cut it off. He continued the treat her like garbage but then again he always did. I got married myself and my wife and her actually remain really good friends for years.

I later got divorced and moved out of state and heard through mutual friends that he had cut her off from almost all of her friends and even turned her own family against her. If she ever tried to leave him she would have had nowhere to go.

About a year ago I heard she died under very mysterious circumstances. None of her co-workers at the hospital or even told how she died and she was cremated the next day. And her husband had a new girlfriend by the end of that month. Her husband is a biologist with a paranoid and violent streak. I strongly suspect that he killed her and even if he didn't he probably drove her intentionally to suicide.

I'll always feel guilty for not reaching out to her. Only two women have ever really loved me neither of them are my ex-wife and both of them are dead.

What you have done to her? Anal? Oral sex? Dirty talk?

I have a girlfriend who is my age who I live with love very much and plan to marry, but I think one of the reasons I'm so attracted to her is that she looks like a teenager

Pics dude

>Thoughts?

don’t tell your sister, apparently

Stole nudes off of my friends phone, she doesnt know.. I love knowing guys jerk off to her nudes and cum to her ass.

Pic is her.

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I fucked my old fat flirtsy aunt after being emboldened by Yea Forums and it was really weird and now she waxes guilty conscience every time I hesitate to swing by her place and I live in terror of her spilling the beans to the rest of my family

>What you have done to her? Anal? Oral sex? Dirty talk?

We haven't done full on anal yet. I've been fingering her ass a lot but she's pretty hesitant about the idea of having anything bigger in her ass.

Yeah we do oral sex all the time and she loves it when I talk dirty to her. She gets super turned on when I call her slut and tell her how good she is.

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Damn that’s a fat ass

Indeed it is

>live worms
This guy gets it

Kik marsduck89 dirty secrets

got my wifes friend drunk and convinced her to do a photosession with me after wife went to bed.
got her in the right mood by playing music videos with girls in bikinies most of the night (i knew she would feel like she had to compete).

I tried to hang myself and got a boner

I've sourced a few places to buy cyproterone acetate. Roughly 100mg per day should work for a chemical castration..

I should really try it out then. I’m on spiro rn but the tinkles are killing me T_T

I'm so jealous.
Just once?

I found a few posts saying that spiro has similar results but I honestly couldn't find specifics.. to be fair I was looking at a diy trans page and well my goal was not to go fem.. just chemical castration.

similar results but with more sprinkles -_-

are you trying to castrate yourself or somebody else?

Did you break up with her after that? Honestly I would have.

So when did it go from flirting to sex?

Does your mom at all regret what she is doing? Do you?

Have you nutted inside of her?

What's the reasoning behind each of you continuing this?

Self. Not sure I actually have a "why". Just want to.

...

no. I've had to fuck her three times in the last month and there's no end in fucking sight. if she had her way that figure would be like 10 times. I'm a hostage

pros: she sounds much younger than she actually is when she's being fucked, her pussy really does feel nice, she lays the compliments on thick both in and out of bed and she hasn't asked me to eat her out

cons: she's old and fat and her tits and thighs and ass are lumpy and horrible and chock full of spider veins, she has a massive salt and pepper bush and she has weird stale breath and she doesn't suck dick because the bible frowns upon sodomy

>refuses to suck dick
>sucking dick is sodomy
Wut?

i just heard my roommate and his new girl he's talking to have sex for the first time.
i was walking quietly to the kitchen when i heard voices so i stopped. i then head several moans from down the stairs.
i should have just kept walking but the girl is cute to me so when I heard the slap of skin i had to stay until they were done (5 minutes).
i have a fiance living in the same house ( shes asleep for work) and i can't stop thinking about it.

Pretend to record me dogging my gf from the back but I’ll record one video for 20 seconds and then watch an old sextape of hers on mute getting fucked hard in the same position by an ex. Supposedly she cheated on me at the time too but I’ve analysed the videos and can’t find concrete proof

How old is she?

turns 60 in october

i can't get the thought of what she looks like naked out of my head and have been thinking about putting a camera in his room.
someone convince me not to.

If things work out long term with most recent gf, I'm probably gonna pressure her into blindfolded three ways in an elaborate attempt to get her to fuck my brother. Eventually I'll work up to gangbang and get one hell of a porno out of it.

It's Yea Forums, we'll convince you to buy a 1080p usb charger hidden camera from Amazon and share the wins.

be a good uncle and do what you need to do

When my nephews stay with me I let them shower with me and my gf

How old are they?

So your secret is that you're not homosex...

Sounds like a pretty good setup to me

7, 9. Their parents are conservative jesusfags and would not be ok with it

Did anyone save screen caps from the last thread of the girl who got butt fucked by her friend's dad and later got molested by a teacher? I came to that one but forgot to save it before it 404ed. dammit

I like to steal girl's underwear and get pics of my ass. Sometimes I even masturbate in them. The trick is putting them back and not giving any indication that I was using them.

I bet. Is it a turn on knowing they see her naked?

The larping in this thread is off the fucking charts.

I'm not really turned on, more so I'm just glad they get to do it and they enjoy it

Prove it, where are these charts you're talking about?

How do you invite co workers to a BDSM session?

I literally pay for women like that, jesus.

i picture my wife with black guys all the time

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I'm addicted to showing friends pictures of my gf. It feels liberating and powerful

prove it

I don't know if it's deviant but i've grown destructively addicted to the escapism of suicide and gambling.
I can't even muster half the effort i used to before because I don't see the point in living outside of the slim possibility of being a lottery winner. and my decreasing work ethic and financial insecurity is only digging me deeper

I do it too and love it

I'm sure he didn't press a hard-on into her back after circling her tits. No way.

but is it right? these dumb ideas last a few days in my head but can be potentially catastrophic

How many animals have you had with humans?

Where did you find the other animals for sex?

leading up to it all I told myself it might be hot and fun and that we'd be doing each other a sort of naughty but fundamentally heartwarming favor. now that I'm in the shit, the threat of suffering a complete familial and social sort of apocalypse is all to real, I don't appreciate the implied threat of her coming clean in order to assuage her ailing conscience (that only ever manifests itself when I try to tell her that maybe we made a mistake or I'm too busy or tired to swing by her place on my way home from work) and I worry that it will occur to her that she can use the affair as leverage to get labor out of me

I want out. I wish it had never happened

Tell me about your first time with a dog... And your first knot... Thanks for making the EU more 'dog friendly'. We need more of that.

Right, coming for newfags

Why do you consider yourself a hostage? Do you live with her or something? Als I highly doubt she will out herself as well so don't worry about that shame.

How did this initiate?

Nope

Be that as it may its still not fucking.

Damn it's time for a new one...

I'm intrigued by the Asian fucks his mom and especially the banged his aunt, now is in a Kafkaesque nightmare... Hopefully they stay with this thread or reintroduce in a new one

Nor should you ever work up the courage to do that. Literally one of the most incel-is things to do that no woman enjoys and is pathetic. The fact that you're asking if any "bro's" do this let's us all know your incel status. Stop being a fag, get off Yea Forums for advice, and live your life instead of having these pathetic thoughts that make every single other race of people dislike white kids... bc you're obviously white, speaking that way.

I was hoping the dog fucking girl would tell more... But alas, she is gone I guess