WE INTERRUPT THIS EVENING OF SHITPOSTING TO BRING YOU BREAKING PASTA
A LAZER IS BEING CHARGED AND IS EXPECTED TO ERUPT IN 20 MINUTES
IT’S EXPECTED TO HAVE ENOUGH POWER TO LEVEL CLEVELAND OHIO
ONLY TRIPS CAN STOP IT BUT WE HAVE JUST 20 MINUTES
WE INTERRUPT THIS EVENING OF SHITPOSTING TO BRING YOU BREAKING PASTA
Connor Richardson
Eli Reyes
Roll
Logan Scott
Oh shit nigga.
Brody Murphy
LIVE REACTION FROM CLEVELAND
Gavin Barnes
finally
Jonathan Lopez
JIM ITS CHANGED TO SOME NEW MONSTROUS FORM
WE CAN NOW ONLY PRAY SOME BRAVE user STEPS FORWARD
Elijah Brown
I mean, is it really a disaster if it's just Cleveland?
Bentley Walker
ITS BEEN MORE THAN 10 MINUTES
JIM I CAN FEEL THE MONSTERS BREATH ON THE BACK OF MY NECK LIME I FELT YOUR HOT CUM LAST NIGHT
Josiah Sanchez
Damn, I can't get to Cleveland in 20 minutes.
Charles Stewart
Thank fucking god, an actual good thread. For once op wasn't a faggot.
Michael Myers
rip cleveland
Jordan Morris
TRIPS
Colton Mitchell
Trips has spoken
Noah Gutierrez
SOMETHING IS HAPPENING JIM
user HAS SHOVED A TACO IN THE BEATS MOUTH
COULD THIS WORK!!!!!!?????
Jaxon Robinson
Not today, you fugly son of a bitch.
Aiden Butler
Wow, nice
Alexander Adams
YES IT APPEARS TO BE WORKING
user HAS SAVED THE CITY
Josiah Cruz
Thank you based, user.
David Phillips
THE MONSTER IS SEKF DESTRUCTING
JIM!!! QUICK MY ECLIPSE GLASSES!!!
Daniel Barnes
Jordan Sanchez
THE CROWDS ARE GOING CRAZY
CRAZIER THAN A BROWNS TOUCHDOWN
BREAK OUT THE BUDLIGHT, JIM
Ian Carter
fuck i wanted cleveland to get lazer'd
Hudson Perry
Can the blast still kill cleveland? I didn't mean to save that shit hole city, I just wanted to appreciate the thread.
Angel Wilson
Kek
Levi Gray
CLEVELAND RESTS EASY TONIGHT BUT WE MUST ALWAYS BE VIGILANT
BUT THIS REPORTER IS CONFIDENT KNOWING user WILL HAVE THIS CITY’S BACK. NOW. AND ALWAYS.
Adrian Reed
No I wont...
Wyatt Williams
I bet the artificca's did this.
Lincoln Gomez
THANK YOU user
GOODNIGHT
Cameron Miller
Fuck it, I'll do it myself!
Dylan Morris
WHATS THIS!?!?
CLEVELANDS HERO HAS TURNED HIS SCALY SIGHTS ON THE CITY OF MEDIOCRE DREAMS
Jason Perry
Roll
Joshua Garcia
I need more power to destrot cleveland!
Colton Cox
A CITY MOURNS
DISAPPOINT, CLEVELANDS ONLY FRIEND, HAS COME HOME
Jack Parker
>looks at laser
>are we gonna have a problem
Nolan Johnson
I need trips energy to fully charge the spirit bomb!
Matthew Rodriguez
A NEW CHAMPION APPEARS
CAN YOUR TRIPS SAVE THIS CITY!?!?!?
Bentley Lopez
cleveland doesn't deserve to exist anyway
Robert Jackson
ROLL TRIPS TO DESTROY
ROLL TRIPS TO SAVE
WHO WILL END THIS MEXICAN STANDOFF
Daniel Walker
If they're aiming it at Cleveland, fuckin let em
Adrian Adams
I will end this Mexican
Kayden Peterson
>fucking Nagasakis the laser
Isaac Kelly
FUCKING NIGGERS
Jose James
holy shit zombies are emitting radiation and amplifying light now?
Juan Russell
A MISS
SURELY CLEVELAND IS DOOMED
Jordan Jenkins
Thanks, asshole. Now I feel old.
Michael Mitchell
I just came in here to say this thread made me very happy. Exploding knees level of habeeb flavored duck roll. dog bless op.
Jayden Roberts
Can it hit Detroit next? Or just Gary Indiana, we don't need that shit.
Jonathan Rivera
I dox the laser
Kevin Watson
Get in line
Austin needs to go first.
John Allen
I get the lasers attention and run towards the amazon as fast as I can and catch it on fire with the laser
Charles Long
Motherfucker the midwest gets first dibs, obviously. Wait your goddamn turn.
Luis Hill
Kek
Ayden Rivera
CHARGIN'
>fucking check em, faggots
Alexander Allen
Rolling
Michael Morris
This makes me hopeful Yea Forums can still be Yea Forums
Brayden Brown
>No dice
Chase Ortiz
Landon Rivera
Wait, how much collateral damage? Cause I live like an hour from there, and if it's just Detroit proper, my property values are going up.
Gabriel Campbell
Brayden Wright
Do I even need to explain
Landon Walker
Finally. Please end our suffering in cleveland.
Luis Powell
MAGA
Evan Rodriguez
FUCK!
Isaiah Sanders
I don't think you understand how Poz'd Austin is. this is a National Emergency.
Camden Morales
Fine. Sell me some drugs then.
Julian Foster
Drugs are bad m'kay?
Bentley Campbell
>get the fuck out of my swamp stupid cunt ass laser
Jaxson Stewart
Listen you dense cunt.
>start lasering the midwest
>slowly work to west coast
>undesireables run to California
>laser creates moat from Washington all the way to US Border
>????
Profit
Easton Wilson
God bless this thread, there is still hope for Yea Forums
Carson Howard
Celebrate Secession. The lazer moat divides and unifies us all.
Eli Roberts
Nigger people can move in both east and westerly directions ALSO south and north. good luck corralling all those faggots with one measly laser.
Zapping Austin takes care of a large part of the southern mid west and saves millions from the Aids. GET WITH THE PROGRAM TYRONE.
Adam Nelson
This is a good thread
Ryder Cook
There is still hope for lulz.
Isaiah Diaz
JIM SOMETHING IS HAPPENING WITH THESE DUBS
Kevin Smith
Isn't Tyrone taking advantage of enough programs?
Jaxson Cooper
Infuckingdeedie my fair nigger. Its a breath of fresh air in these dark roody poo filled times.
Brayden Green
Yes there is hope for Yea Forums
Camden Jones
THE BEAST SEEMS TO HAVE REFORMED
THE TACOS DID NOT WORK
WHAT THE HELL DO WE DO NOW THE LAZER IS STILL CHARGING
Joseph Scott
Valid point faggot.
Jaxon Davis
We get command blocks and spawn OVER 50 WITHERS AND ENDER DRAGONS!
Austin Phillips
Area Code 512 you green fag!!
Aim for an air burst!!
Adam Garcia
Calibrate the apeture to fire on Sydney.
Why? Fuck em, that's why.
Zachary Martinez
they see me rollin
Jeremiah Morris
THE HOPE FOR LULZ MIXED WITH DUBS SEEMS TO HAVE BROUGHT THE BEAST BACK TO LIFE
Samuel Foster
how it taste ?
Alexander Johnson
I THOUGHT GAY PRIDE MONTH WAS TWO MONTHS AGO
Samuel Bell
They be hatin
Camden Kelly
HE’S FIRED
Ethan Phillips
Check these trips and stay dead mf
Jonathan Kelly
NO GODDAMIT
Blake Collins
Check these dubs though
Brayden Lee
Only the world champ can save us now. But I don't know if he can hear us. Clap your hands if you believe in Mr. Satan!
Daniel Myers
GRGLGRGLGRGLGRGLGRGLGRGLGRGLGRGLGRGLGRGLGRGLGRGLGRGLGRGLGRGLGRGL
Jace Ward
What is this? 2006?
Brayden Cox
Florida man here, thanks for holding my spot in line whilst I shit an alligator
Brayden Turner
MOTHERFUCKINGGGF FFFFFFAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOTTTTT
Levi Miller
Aiden White
Hey, it's better than traps and stormfags
Samuel Robinson
Luke Hughes
Dubs require you hit on your sister during a Walmart robbery.
Xavier Edwards
Da whoop has been shooped....
Justin Allen
The Alabama mating dance?
Nathan Bennett
what if she rejects me??
Leo Johnson
We call that the Louisiana Liason round these parts, but it is basically the same thing.
Blake Rogers
I said Florida not Alabama, I ate my sisters face already
James Ramirez
That's a Mississippi Compromise
Jordan Howard
is that 3/5ths of a blow job?
Lucas Perez
Remind her that you are her elder, and how the bible feels about that. Tell her Job sent you.
Liam Cruz
OH FUCK!
Wyatt Ward
So going Ham in the biblical sense?
Charles Adams
Go all in. For the Lord.
Adam Sanchez
anyone care for some
Colton King
No one even noticed my nerdy 3/5ths compromise reference. muh comedy gold..
Jackson Russell
Sebastian Flores
I noticed it i was just too busy fucking my sister to reply
Jackson Garcia
Understandable. she is quite the catch despite the downs syndrome.
Matthew Green
Fuck yuh say nigga
Grayson Phillips
I almost dropped my phone in the toilet, if that helps the ego. From the laughing
Julian Sanchez
>he's gonna tinky winky woop my ass.
Jeremiah Hill
much appreciated poop phone.
Gabriel Gomez
ALMOST dropped
Jeremiah Jones
apropos of nothing poop phone.
Hunter Jenkins
Thread no die.
Parker Anderson
Bruh the world blew up how you even here
Juan Nelson
Justin Gonzalez
troll physics
Elijah Hernandez
posting the inferior version..
Luis Cooper
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William Moore
Best thread on Yea Forums in a decade and it will die an ignoble death... just like Yea Forums.. At least its not Wednesday or we'd all be in trouble.
Jayden Lewis
nice
Aaron White
Wait, why are we stopping this?
John Martinez
Tyler Reyes
OH SHIT
witness me you shit swizzles
compare your lives to mine and kill your selves!!
Blake Diaz
Roly Poly
Jaxon Evans
Nope, it’s done now. The world blew up
Hudson Torres
THESE TRIPS HAVE COMPLETED MY SPIRIT BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Grayson Lee
then let us dance in the ashes of something great and not curse the flames.
Jason Gomez
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMB
Matthew Price
Wait where’d the world go?
Parker Roberts
you're late faggot the world was lazered already
Zachary Myers
first guy fucked up the targeting and hit your mom's dildo the battery ruptured and took out the planet.
Julian Sullivan
>WE INTERRUPT THIS EVENING OF SHITPOSTING TO BRING YOU BREAKING PASTA
Luke Rogers
Anthony Myers
Enis
Nathan Miller
\[T]/ PRAISE THE SUN
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Jose Myers
you died.
Aaron Clark
im sick of this worl let the lasser go
James Brooks
wait i didnt mean it
Liam Smith
OH NO
Luis Wilson
dammit i tried so hard
Samuel Barnes
Now look what you did you niggerfaggot.
Asher Lee
[T] ‘‘tis but a Scratch
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Luke Scott
remember when millhouse was a meme?
me neither
Julian James
E()*()3