Whats the largest animal could you kill with your bare hands? >in before my mom

I think i could at least kill a beaver or a capybara

got attacked by a great dane, killed it. that's the biggest so far.

with your bare hands or a weapon?

lol it attacked me in my escalade. The owner was holding a weapon (red rope) attached to the dogs neck but i knew what was going on. so i ran i over.

the bitch tried to sue me because lol "i was in my front yard you crazy bitch" but like the judge is related to me so she went to jail

That doesn't count then. Bare hands vs animal, Running a dog over with a 1 ton car isn't hard

Maybe a large dog..

Would prob fuck me up though

I'm 5'8 145lb

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like my escalade weighs more than 1 ton you silly bastard. i also called it Bare Hands and you didn't specify

Lol fucking manlet

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a tarasques

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If your car is named "Bare Hands" then sure you have a pass otherwise your a nigger

>180cm = 5'11"
Damn the one who made this meme is retarded

bare hands. i just strangled it as it was biting the top of my shoulder. it was strange to hear people scream at me to stop hurting the animal when it was the animal that hurt me.

i've no idea who this lying cunt is tho.

6'4 here, go gym 3 days a week and i do kick boxing 6 days a week.

barehanded i could easily kill a deer or something but a predator maybe the biggest is a bear? not a full grown or maybe im not too sure but a young bear wouldn't stand a chance

Damn then thats a legit kill, How much do you think it weighed?

leave it alone user some people only have simple physical traits going for them. Just clap like youre at an elementary school play

Meh he's more interesting than you pretending to be the incredible hulk

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First off, Dubs
Second off, Whats the biggest animal you could kill?

a grown adult male.

Sure you can

I think this guy is legit. In some bear zone they handle them like that.

eh? its not hard to do at all the human body is fragile and the brain dies fast if its starved of blood/oxygen

>going into bear zones
>bears just want to live in their own cities following their own bear religions
>user just walks through shouting at them
>"hey smelly bear you pray to a bear god mate!? smelly bear god!?"
>bear attacks
>i was a gud boi i dindu nuffin

Saxton Hale would be proud

yeah, right, sure

i've no idea to be honest. pretty heavy tho as i couldn't push it away very far while trying to get it to fuck off away from me. it was a "bad" breeding or something and it just went berserk. it bit my hand and then my leg and just kept lunging so i legit thought i was going to die and then fear and adrenaline saved me from being mauled. so, and i know it sounds cliched, i just remembered a movie or seeing someone using their thumbs to choke someone so i just kept squeezing until it collapsed dead. i wasn't a hero or anything it's just the way things happened.

it really doesn't take anything at all to strangle something. fear and adrenaline make it much easier to do.

I will use my bare hands to create a machine that kills animals for me

>fear and adrenaline make it much easier to do.
I know right? it makes people make obvious mistakes when your stalking them in the woods

Or your BEAR hands AHHHHHHHHH

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giraffe

a giraffe would fuck your shit up and toss your corpse to the rape dolphins

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>breakfast

It's an expression. We don't eat bear in bear zones. Do New Yorkers eat squirrels?

I don't know, Zilla, maybe?

Aww nigga you fucked up. Squirrel is good eatin

Bear attacks but I can kill it with my bare hands, so it thinks twice and go back praying its bear god

i know i can kill a sandshark barehanded...but they're uhhhh not very formidable.

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>New Bear Times
>anti-bear user admits to killing bears for a sick high

If you know the right spots you can do it.
Do it. Don't let your dreams be dreams

Mountain lion, check

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That thing would fuck you up in the process. But its possible if your a lucky fucker

all he has to do is force it to check its privilege