Hey Yea Forums, if you could have 3 wishes, what would they be

hey Yea Forums, if you could have 3 wishes, what would they be

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1) a good anime
2) a boyfriend
3) infinite weed

1: remove all niggers
2: remove all gays
3: Advanced space travel technology

1) good job
2) Traves to be my boyfriend
3) Discover an Ancient lost civilization

hey well, i could grant one

1) I'm irresistible to the most beautiful women and ugly as fuck to ugly women.
2) Infinite money
3) Live as long as I want

Unlimited credit.
Ability to own as much land as I want by decree
Have a network of space stations for research, development, defense and stability that would be connected to a personal network of mine

1.) Enslave genie for infinite wishes.
2.) I can be anywhere I want instantly, have anything I want, manipulate anything to do what I want.
3.) All genies have a micropenis

That's how you do it folks

>force genie to love being a slave
>give genie orgasm every time a wish is granted
>give genie huge tits that squirt milk every time a wish is granted

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I suppose you like Hell?

Oh, do you have a marijuana farm?

How would that be hell worthy?

no i could give you a good anime

>extremely intelligent
>inmortal
>high qualtity wifi wherever I go

intelligence wont get you laid bro

BECAUSE YOUR GAY FAGGOT!

FUCK YOU FAGGOT GAY

1) wish i was never born

>Live as long as I want
>not asking for eternal youth

I liek totoro

I'll bet he could figure out a way.

Okay Live as long as I want as a... 25 year old?

20 year old? there's a bit of a problem with that because a lot of people like older guys better

a 15 year old?

Do you think Einstein was drowning in puss?

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bitch what

original poster here, having sex is nothing when you understand anything, a caveman like you wouldnt understand

>no kikes
>no niggers
>no spics

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My IQ is over 160. I understand things you wouldn't believe.

Yup. Don't believe you.

Access to some kind of super advanced technology that will basically allow me genie-like powers so I can fulfill my own wishes

Because your mind is too small. You can't imagine anyone being smarter than you.