Genie thread

Genie thread

>You're wandering around
>Stumble on a magic lamp
>You rub it for the hell of it
>Genie comes out
>She offers you three wishes

What are your wishes boys?

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Wish for more wishes

1. OP get beat up by a pack of niggers

2. OP gets raped by a group of AIDS infested homeless men

3. OP becomes transgender then kills himself 10 years later

wish 1: never ending bag cheeto puffs
wish 2: cheeto dust cannot stick to fingers
wish 3: use your immense power to kill yourself
360 walk away while enjoying big bag of cheetos

Make me a pretty transgirl
Never ending credit card
Immunity to drug addiction

deported for pony content
take all my wishes dammit

1 sweet how sex with genie

2 able to cum unlimited amount of times

3 unlimited stamina so me and genie could fuck for eternity

Ewww kill yourself subhuman

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Does she ever get pregnant?

Wish 1:
>wish for Island in the Florida Keys with total sovereignty from the US

Wish 2:
>gigachad myself

Wish 3:
>instead of wishing for more wishes, I wish for another lamp

Wish 1a:
>Wish for $30M USD and $30M Cuban pesos
Wish 2a:
>Wish for old Soviet Surplus to sell on international markets
Step 3a:
>wish for total immunity from INTERPOL for any arms dealing related charges

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Faggot alert faggot alert

Wish 3:
>instead of wishing for more wishes, I wish for another lamp

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1. Entire population of Asia and Africa yeeted in to the fucking sun

2. Unlimited monies

...I think that's it. Probably just hang on to that third wish just in case.

>> 3) gets given normal lamps with no magic or genie in them

>> 3a) gets shot instead by a gangster over a deal

kek'd

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1. True immortality (no aging, no external forces can kill me, ect)
2. The ability to mind control people

And with that I don't need a third wish.

Pff. Spiderman powers for the third.

1) Live forever, and be un-injurable until i wish to die
2) telepathy - fully controllable with the potential to learn
3) telekinesis - without silly limits which i can also improve through study

I'd be an immortal mind controller, adding spiderman powers would just be overkill

Immortality

have all of the powers of the kwisatz haderach

huge sexual prowess

2nd should be knowledge should result in the same thing
3rd is money dumby

I would just take being so prescient that I could see the entire world in real time without any eyes