REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

lmao we'll see

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Yea ok

This thread is older than you OP, fuck off!

....

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Wow grill friend magick

Nice

Money I need, Girlfriend I do not.

not possible

If I get trips, I will do whatever the next dubs says. Also a roll for my gf.

Turtle dick poopy fart chicken

I really wish I could tell my crush how I feel

Ha

mmmmmm

Might as well try.

ok

bruh

I dont need more, thanks bud

Bruh

If I already have one, do I get another?

EWWWWWW!! WTF would I want that for?

(X) Doubt

i wish

Midnight's Fault

what good is to have a girlfriend by tomorow that you might not understand or be understood by her or have a conection with her
just a mere body walking around and nodding at your requests?

I do not trust this

How bout maybe

me

give me a grillfriend cirno chan

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yes mate

ok

Nice ! I have some condoms I'm ready !

X

Yes please.

Eh might as well

Kewl

Might as well give it a shot

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wont happen

TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

Bet

Gimme a clingy girl with fries and extra dip

To this thread and you will have a girlfriend bt tomorrow

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ok I reply

She better be into femdom you scammer

k

yeah right...

Calling bullshit.

I wish.

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gimme back the one that broke up last week

Hey

Ehh

Aight

youtu.be/EBowLYtcMLI

bruh

Might as well

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Shit

Can't pass up the 0.000001% chance this will work

ha yeah right

oh shit this is too easy

Didn’t work last time

Pls user I need a gf

But maybe I don't want one.

Get some help,

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bf?

I hope

fake news

Sure hopes she gets along with my wife

nigger

Ok

hopefully a 10/10

Doubt.

Whatever you say

I call upon lady luck

Plz gif qt3.14 gf

Lies

Can't take any chances

Sure, why not

Please.

Come on universe! This might be my only chance.

I wish it was true

Aw, man!

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fuck it, got nothing to lose

kek

Yeah sure thing pal

OP is a faggot

Yee

Really cute gorl in my 4th hour, do your magic /b

ok

Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies!

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i don't believe you

888

Sure! Why not?

OP may be a liar frens, but know that you'll always have Allah

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Eh

STOP LYING

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If this doesn´t work ill fuckin kill myself

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My wife is a futanari on some magical days. You want to get fucked by her?

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Sure yeah right

z

OMG THIS MUST WORK

nigger

Op has a cute face, imagine her getting fucked by all the futas.

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I'M REPLYING BECAUSE IT'S 96.2% TRUE

I actually already have 3 GFs in my OPP polycule, its unlikely all 3 will die or get fat overnight.

I’ll sue

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I need a boyfriend

Wow im a fucking loser

One of us! One of us! Gooble Gooble! One of us!

sure, why not. If this works im making a post tomorrow

what are the white dots on my penis?

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Off to tinder then.

I wish

B r u h i m a g i n e

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I wish

I like bitches

Well I hope so

i'll give my a dick a paper cut if this doesn't work

ILL BET 10 DOLLARS AGAINST YOU

ill make a thread tomorrow saying "bananas are blue" if this actually works..

yeah im retarded but imagine if it actually works and you see someone write bananas are blue. thatd be pretty coo, right????????????

sorry im drunk

hope so

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nerve gas

E

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Doubt it but y not

At this point, I will try anything.

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it might be cancer caused by fucking too many gay assholes you fucking faggot. go see a doctor if you want someone to look at your dick problem

give me 2

maybe i have to stay optimistic for this to work

Lies

yeah ok buddy

You got herpes.

Please.

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Gimme

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I'm talking to a girl rn but

Well ok but my wife isn't going to like this

youtube.com/watch?v=2ZpRXQlkTYs

What could go wrong?

...

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Can i die insted

Yeah, i call bullshit

Kek

I don't need a beautiful one or with big titties I just want to be loved

pp

what if it dont work tho

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Can’t hurt

Worth a try

Idk bout this one chief

I luv chu c:

The way is to believe

.

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f

Meh no reason not to try

Nothin to lose

fine, let's make my wife happy

No what, fuck it

bet i wont?

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That'd be a nice change tbh

I'm only making a reply to prove how stupid this is.

Shut the fuck up dyke

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Cuh

Maybe she'll take me back

Bs

Doubt

Post gore
/dX32gqn

I hope so

This havet worked before so why would it now? Do I need to take a more active role in looking for a gf?

It's called papule if I'm right

Thanks (´ω｀*)

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But I don't want a girlfriend

k

Calling upon satanic power

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Nig

neat

bs

Nah man go to the gym atleast 3 times a week, try to stop masturbate to hentai or some other stupid fetish. Get a haircut, clip you nails. Fix your sleeping schedule, Download some stupid dating app. Fail a million times but remember you only have to get lucky once

wewowewowewo

X

I doubt that

I’m sick and bedridden so I’m not sure how this is gonna work

If I make you happy by bumping your shitty thread, I'm happy too :)

Lies

Fuck it

Ok

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Pressure X to be dubious

ya

*Noice*

LOL

Ok...

Yes

Bro

X - Doubt

haha ok cunt

not tru

She better be the Girl I Love.
She’s the only one I ever have.

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liar liar pants on fire

pfffffff

X

This shit better fuckin work

How about one that looks like this.

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Toe

Bet

Ok

bet

HAHAHAHAJH

ok

pls

i highly doubt it

pls pls pls

s

There. I proved OP wrong.

gimmie

pls

fuck it

Pls man

.

sure

You're all sad pathetic little boys

Please

Might as well try

If only

why shouldn't i reply?

If i dont get one by tomorrow then OP is a faggot.

fuck

x gonna give it to ya

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Hmm

Is this stock image penguin time?

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cunt

Lies

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I'm putting my trust in you user

Okay.

OK!

ok buddy retard

thank you user

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Hmm

Ok

ok

AAHHHHH

yes

I dare you!

yes

Ok

Ok thanks user I've been kind of lonely for a while

If it doesn’t work at least I’ll die tomorrow

ok

sure

Hmm

Bet

fuck it i got nothing to lose

oh?

Ok

but i'm gay

Jokes on you user I already have a gf. Pic very relating(my step sister)

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SUCK MY DICK SEMEN DEMON!

y dont believe you

Please come back

>Mfw it could work but it won't because I always fuck up

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Lying nigger

I can only win in this scenario

please please please

Stop making these you faggot

Cant hurt to dream

liar

Well

Why not?

I just want a girl to play vidya with

fine

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Suck my dixk

fortnite

I wont.

Helen

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Osh

Nigger

are you counting 2d ones?

Thanks

You best not be lying to me my guy

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nice

Reply to this post and you will die in your sleep

You mean one where the last name don't end in jpg?

If I don't, you'll be gangraped to death by Indians.

K

Oh boy i sure hope my girlfriend won't be a man of 40 years old

dis better be true

Hope this works