What the fuck now Yea Forumsros?

wanna take it serously:
just dont be cringe loser
ask her for her interests/pets/fav movies/....

wanna havbe fun:
> when exactly we are fucking?

Maybe I am retarded user explain then I don't follow

cut with the sex anons she is hijabi

her bio says "the broken are the most developed" not much to open a convo

summer begins in june in the northern hemisphere and december in the southern hemisphere. pretty clear cut, simple stuff

well this is kinda true
seems like the had shit life or she had been thru some serious shit
she wont have a convo on that topic omn the first day tho so forget that for now

you cannot make a mistake if u will be cool guy so ask her about her interests for start
it may give u some baits u can catch on (in terms of topics)

May is in the spring fuck head.

bruh what

I want to go to red robin, and feast upon a blue cheese burger with extra cheese and crispy onion straws, 4 servings of bottomless steak fries with a side of campfire sauce and a double tall milkshake. I will refrain from any bowel movements for 3 days before I take my rightful throne upon your face. as I fuck your tits with my magnum dong, you will lick my asshole clean knowing full well the fate that is about to befall you. with a mighty roar I will cum, relaxing my sphincter and allowing a glorious turd to expel from my rectum and lovingly find a home on your face. you will thank me for this opportunity, and relish the moment you smear my red robin turd between your breasts. the mingling of the contents of my ballbag and intestines will be reminiscent of a melted klondike bar, just brown and white in perfect harmony. exactly as you dream of.

The fact that she only replied with “haha” says you’ve got no chance, loser.

Move on

Dumb ass MAY isn't a summer month .summer starts in mid june

user I'm just toying with girls on tinder she is 99KM away from me no chance to even meat her irl just training my talking to girls muscle

the fact u have no idew what to reply to "haha" makes u loser
in fact the "not even trying" does so
on the other hand you dont want to get into "try hard" category
thus 1st "haha" is still ok

are you retarted?

> "haha" makes u loser
so what user I"M a Loser but I'm getting better everyday unlike some other anons

there is always a person who is getting better than you
also there is always a person who isn't

You think that makes any difference? On average maybe, but on Tinder every girl is a slut if you play your cards right.

what the fUK

Fax

sorry

s/getting/doing/

What are you on user you write very weirdly

My mom never makes my tuna sandwiches wothkut MAYonnaise. xD

without*

>i wanna go full on monkey in your butthole

Ask her how broken she is and then ask if she wants you to break her some more.

may is in spring you dingus

>is pussy halal?

haha xd lmao rofl

I will use this if she turns out to be slutty thx user

Help me shuffle plates anons

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What do you think

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pussy is halal only after marriage

Cringe. She senses that you're trying too hard

Unmatch incoming

You could ask her about herself

Just give up OP

Yeah about to delete the app and focus on cocoon mode

I feel sorry for you OP

You have fucked up.

>Fucking hell

OP this isn't for you. Consider not doing it anymore. I think heroin is more your speed. Please stop.

Does anyone ever not fuck this up?

HOW CAN YOU BE SO FUCKING RETARDED YOU AUTIST FUCK

>tell me all your guilty pleasures
Went too hard too fast.

Oof.

Ask them point blank for sex. If this makes you uncomfortable and you don't like the idea this is okay, but dating apps are not your speed. Girls just want you to ask them to fuck. I'm not kidding. Next match ask her if she want's to fuck. Again if it makes you uncomfortable that's okay, this scene isn't for you.

What is so bad about it I feel personally attacked right now holy (You)'s

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Got too stressed and just unmatched her are you happy now bros?

if tomorrow you're still wondering why your friends are in relationships and you still can't have one. Refer to this thread, I hope you're trolling because you really look like that awkward low selfesteem social fuckups from highschool at the moment.. it's fine in 8th grade but past 16 years old, it really doesn't help being this disable with women

Maybe he just wanna talk about her guilty pleasures with her

What's wrong with me

That's a completely normal conversation, why just the other I was talking to a co-worker
>hi
hey
>how's work?
pretty tough, but we are gaining ground
>cool, what are your guilty pleasures?

>I feel personally attacked right now

It's like taking a hot bath, it burns but it's good for you. For some reason your dad never walked you through dating women and you are where you are now. I 'nice', clean, blank slate. You have no personality. Women are retarded and love it when you are cheeky with them, call them names, fib them, take the mickey. But always smile. You have to abuse them, they feed it off it. Increase the abuse slowly until you put a ring on it and from there you can do whatever you want to her.

Seriously, ask them to fuck and be 'cheeky' women thrive off it. DO NOT BE NICE

Agree with being cheeky, that's flirting if you don't totally fuck it up. Disagree about point blank asking for fuck.

Agreed for the most part except for the ring.

If you do that, you're asking to be cucked.

youtu.be/EBowLYtcMLI

Who the fuck are you and why are you typing like me?

Thx for the wake up call anons just unmatched all I have a lot to learn I guess it's really hard being a 23 y/o social fuck gn Yea Forumsros

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I'm just some user, what makes you think I type like you? It's not like I said much.

Cucked? She strays and you put her teeth in and make her live outside. DO NOT BE NICE

What ever the fuck. Flirting is what they like, trim and adjust to what ever noise it is she puts out. NEVER SIT DOWN FOR CHAT

Are you the guy who posted this thread?

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lol, sometimes its just best to clean house and start again. there's plenty of tuna traps out there to dive into boy.

it's alrgith user, you're not the only one on it's way to hit 35yo alone

Damn, your battery drained fast.....

I get that you're joking, but getting married is seriously the cuckiest thing one can do nowadays besides lurking reddit.

>haha

Low energy response. You lose.

ITT: everyone pretends to be Chad.

ITT: everyone knows what failure looks like from personal experience

everyone acting like op fucked up but what are you supposed to write after that

that's why he said in the ass, so she stays virgin

This post makes me want to kill myself

should have opened with a better message. it was ruined from the start.

You have been visited by the Fox of Horrible Cereal Noises.

YOU HAVE TO B-BUMP THE THREAD! It's c-coming, don't you understand?! It's c-coming! And if you haven't b-bumped the thread by the time it gets here, the thread is going to D-DIE!

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