I'm robbing a bank.
I need a team.
Report and state your specialty.
I'm robbing a bank
Justin Walker
Cooper Miller
Mr. Vickers here. Been in the game for about 5 months now. My specialty? I give guards the fastest succ in the west rendering them immobile
Eli Nguyen
Kek welcome Vickers. Pizza and soda is by the drill for the safe.
Juan Adams
State: Paralyzed from the waist up.
Specialty: Getaway driver.
Noah Ramirez
What happened? How'd you get crippled?
Nolan Bennett
Hey guys, I'm Donnie. I pack a mean sack lunch and I have access to as many AA and AAA batteries we could ever need!
Ryan Bell
Omfg were gonna need lunch and snacks because the back I 2 hours away. Long ride cant rob a bank hungry.
Matthew Brown
Swinging accident.
Caleb Clark
Your in wheel man
Sebastian Campbell
My name is the Masked NPC. I can blend in so perfectly, no one will be able to tell me apart from the civilian crowd, not even you. I was shot once by accident because they thought I was a customer reaching for a gun.
Bentley Butler
Looks like we got a man to plant on the inside.
Kayden Peterson
A distraction
Blake Edwards
Dalton.
Weapons specialist.
Christian Barnes
Looks like we got someone for crowd control
Jonathan Wood
Chad Thundercock
I've got a big schlong and great abs but I'm not too bright
William Hernandez
Your the perfect guy to help plan everything
Nathaniel Lee
Me and my crew. We do the heavy lifting. Where do you want us?
Liam Green
my name is sakura-san and my purpose is to gas all jews, niggers and women
i don't want a cut i just want young women between the ages of 24-32 to die helplessly without any chance to fight back rendering their white father right about everything they ever said and did being a pointless fuckup where they die from not being careful about anything and trusting any dumb shithead because they're a dumb horny piece of inferior female retard
Charles Cruz
I'm from Syria
Call me heiba
I can make different types dynamite
Lincoln Butler
New plan. Were not drilling into the safe anymore. These motherfucks are just going to pick it up
Joseph Morris
Damn. Fuck a robbery, let's just steal the whole bank.
Easton Carter
I'm sorry but we dont have an opening. Thanks for stopping by the lair
Place dynamite wherever you think would make for a good explosion
Isaiah Reyes
You guys are thinking too small.
I propose we steal the WHOLE CITY!!
Angel Morales
Hole up. My man Wes showed up with his paperwork hooped. He is the shot caller. Let's roll
Henry Wright
This guy
Bentley Price
Alias: Wet Pete
Skill: Hippo Wrangler*
*(note: wrangling is also versitile to most smaller mammals.)
Christopher Watson
Perfect! The device is working!!
Luke Williams
I can be the lookout...woof
Luis Morgan
Not your choice. You get whatever gay shit I give you and you'll always suck it down because you're a desperate queer who posts on homofaggot forums in the middle of the night. You can say you're from some other country and it's whatever time for you but that only makes you a bigger African penis sucking faggot. If this in /pol/ I'm sure you nigger country flag would be visible.
Blake King
Sober
Demolitions expert
Owen Harris
Name: benee cap
Specialty: very special
Michael Butler
Sorry but we are not an equal opportunity employer. If that is what your looking for try UNICEF
Nathan Robinson
Would you be willing to drink?
Brandon Turner
Fuck yeah, what you got?
Daniel Torres
Goldschlogger
Colton King
Not what I had in mind
Nathan Morales
I like how they all waddle in the exact same way
Connor Myers
Well....that escalated quickly
Jaxson Lee
Take that $77 worth of dubs and pick up something you like. No one is going sober on this heist.
Levi Wood
Cool, everyone is ok with peach schnapps right?
Dylan Morris
>Name is Rashnu
>I jump babies
Gavin Rogers
Call me Jimmy, IT expert here.
Samuel Cook
Hell yea, and maybe some dr mcgilicutties
Stand by
Finally. We need someone to fix the internet so we can map quest directions to the bank
Joshua Rodriguez
Also I'm going to need some help getting the explosives together, if one of you could get like 20 bottles of diet coke and a few packets of mentos that would be great.
Hunter Reyes
Rashnu will join gang now.
Christian Reed
What are you crazy? We just need to get into the vault, not destroy the town
Hunter Green
General niggery
Gavin Moore
My names is Skwisgaar Skwigelf, I ams wants to robs a bandk cause it looks fun in the videos games and I wants to bes getaway driver.
Jonathan Wilson
You wanna help me? You're the rigger I'm the trigger ok.
Henry Nelson
>Sniper here. I'll make sure no one spoils the fun
Josiah Parker
Fuck it, I’ll do it
Brayden Sullivan
Paisan checkin’ in. Let’s just say I got fuckin’ connections. Bada bing.