Hey Yea Forums. I got really high two days ago, like really high from accidentally eating multiple doses of a weed chocolate bar.
But today I have to go to the doctor, and if I have to pee in one of those cups I'm afraid the doctor will see that I have been using weed, and it is not legal for me in my state yet.
So do y'all know any tricks to get the weed out of my system?
You won't flush it out in a day, no chance.
not happening in that short of time
get someone elses pee
or fake piss from a smoke shop
deal with it or just put water in the cup for the banta
u dont care, he wont mind
Is the urine check just part of a routine physical or is it required by an employer or court order?
You are fucked, that is 30 years to life, you better arrange for him to have an accident so he can't collect your urine which he would be legally obligated to test for drugs and turn over to the police.
Your doctor isn't going to call the cops on you, asshole
Doctors are literally forbidden by law to turn you in for having drugs in your system. Look up HIPPA. Hell, I straight up told my doctor's I smoke weed when they prescribe me anything just to make sure there are no interactions. Not many care.
It is part of a routine checkup
Wtf do you think your doctor is employed by the state to bust recreational drug users?
Relax dude unless youre specifically going for a drug test I dont see why youre afraid. Hes your doc not youre prosecutor.
Then you have no worries. That is confidential information the doctor isn't going to be sharing. Worst case he looks at you with contempt.
Not sure how it works in the US, but here in Germany (where weed is illegal, too) docs usually do not check it. The lab would probably charge extra for the screening and unless there is a real need for that they dont bother.
Even if they check and it comes back positive, I doubt they would tell the police. Most of them want to heal you, not narc you to the cops
If you're that worried just cancel your appointment you retard
You'll be fine
My friend had to do the same, and passed from smoking 4 days prior.
Also, doctor wont give a fuck if you've been smoking whether its legal or not. Just make sure you tell them before they prescribe u shit
woooops i just spill my urine test on the nurse, sorry doc
Unless this is court ordered, you might not need to piss for anything and they do not care if you consumed some cannabis. It's normal. The pot use only intensified your concerns.
Seconding this. It's unlikely you'll even do a piss test for a routine check-up and even then the doctor either wont give a shit or cant say anything.
if the doctor isn't a cunt you can just tell him what happened.
i dont get it, isn't the doctor a person you're supposed to trust? it's not like you smoked crack
I know what you mean... doctors love it to do tests no one is paying for just to get rid of their customers. Happens to me all the time.
Is it a drug test or just a simple health check?
If it isn't a drug test they won't find anything cause tests like that are expensive as fuck
Also docs arent allowed to give personal informations, are they?
If you've being called in for a drugs test you are totally fucked and there is no way, to trick, no product that will remove the metabolites. If you are just in for a random health check up you will not be piss tested.