I got fired from my job today because I was browsing Yea Forums at work and one of my coworkers saw a loli thread...

>Tell them that there is big difference between looking at drawn child porn and real child porn.

This. It's not actually a crime, so you can show HR that it's just drawn and no crimes being committed, it just reduces urges in pedos so they don't go on rape sprees. They have to give you your job back because you didn't break any laws.

Still looking at porn at work is generally frowned upon regardless of what kind

>Still looking at porn at work is generally frowned upon regardless of what kind

Well that's a given, but OP is a special kind of retard that must always be touching himself, so If he argues the CP case and his case of being totally fucking retarded and the company should have provided him with adult supervision, they must hire him. Otherwise they sacked a tard and that's discrimination.

Well this is true

Tell them its not your business what you do because u work for anonymous.

Say you were on a sfw board where people upload their own content so naturally someone would upload something NSFW that then gets deleted eventually by moderators and it was a badly timed incident

I remember scrolling through Yea Forums at school once and there was a gif of a girl pissing or something and the girl in front of me turned around just in time to see it

So did you go over to her house and watch her pee?

go full retard. plaster your car with lolis. wave the MAP acceptance flag from your window. they'll be so impressed with your boldness they'll not just give you your job back, they'll give you a management position.

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The faggots made sure to get their rights. You'll be rehired in no time.

I mean you don't even like women, you just pretend to

There are literally 10 andy sixxx scat threads at any given time

Honestly you should not be free right now.

You deserve it for being sick.

Should have told them your coworker stole your phone and opened that web page to frame you. What is your job?

its a nsfw board. Your own fault. Show them theres "normal" porn on it, to prove u werent just looking at loli

Honestly just tell them that you scrolled past it. That you take risks to be a racist for free speech or some shit. Try to sell it until the part that you're never evar gonna look at loli again.
It's just anime. Chinese cartoons are rampant with this. Was it very graphic? Was the toddler's parts in open view?

He can just tell them the truth like he told us.

Oh I was browsing Yea Forums home of now accepted mainstream anonymous. They'll understand and raise awareness. He can be autistic and gay and racist.

>What is your job?
I work at a gay gloryhole. Loved that job. So sad now. :(

Funny thing is I actually believe it happened and you caught hell for it.

Shouldn't have been browsing a nsfw site at work, you should've understood what nsfw means

>browsing Yea Forumsloli at work
You have no one to blame but yourself.

this sounds like an acceptance campaign

I'm a 38 year male with a LoL Ahri comfort pillow you have nothing to fucking complain about.

Sounds like you work with the typical bunch of leftist people. Durr hur drive through a unfamiliar neighborhood see a rebel flag on the street. Dude from work also see's yoy drive down said street at the same time knows a racist redneck lives there assumes because you are on the street you are also White supremacist. Typical left logic

ITT bunch of fools falling for obv larp
well done OP

They don't have to give him his job back you fucking retard.

this bro

>They don't have to give him his job back you fucking retard.

I know it's hard for you, but concentrate and reason that maybe user was being sarcastic.

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Imagine being this sick and stupid

Dont browse b on the next job