>order beer
>empty wallet
Wat do Yea Forums?
Order beer
Seems hardly worth it fam
Should I run without paying? I run like a girl
You deserve whatever happens to you for ordering an Amstel.
You know it's better than whatever you're having.
Pay with card
Just walk away
>Estrella
Fucking scrubs. Amstel is shit and I hope someone pokes you in the fucking eye for being such a peasant scrubs.
Also OP stop being fucking poor.
Suck the bartenders cock
open a tab and order more beer. then just run for it when you get drunk.
Wtf is estrella?
That's my current modus operandi.
start on taco
chug the brew
glass the bartender
make a break for it
What? Is it cheese?
A glass of water is better than an Amstel
just be honest. and tell them u made a mistake and forgot to bring money, give back the beer, doesnt matter if its opened. just be a decent human for once and they will understand
Use cc
Use Google you peasant. Then save up your pennies and go somewhere that sells Estrella. Then drink it and be sad that's the last pint you will ever be able to afford because you are a dirty fucking peasant.
Or just order more since you know this place is a onetime shot. So order until you hace enough climb out the window of the pisshouse. Come back 6 month later
It feels like I have to defend amstel like it's my child. Leave my watery baby alone.
>download Grindr
>have nearest homo pay for drinks
>pound that faggot
Finally some good advice!
Guys I accidentally ordered another.
Where are you in Amsterdam i come to you and pay it
South Africa.
logical solution ignored
your really should consider self forever sleep
I don't have pay cards. Alright, I'm "going to the bathroom"
Dirty Dicks on Warmoestraat, meet me there in 15 minutes.
By ordering another, you are spiralling out of control.. Offer Manager Sex!
just calmly walk off without being noticeable
I made it out. Just went to the bathroom, then... Left.