Why was I so scared to fall in love, this is awesome having a girlfriend

Why was I so scared to fall in love, this is awesome having a girlfriend.

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She always talks to me when I am lonely and makes me happy.

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cringelevels dangerous

call her a nigger, then she’ll be all over you

Hmph.

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One of my mates and his gf do this shit in our group chat and it makes me want to skull fuck the pair of them.

I bet "she's" a trap

I looked at 2 picks now I have to kill my self. Fuck. I have cancer and it’s already terminal.

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I always joke about her religion and then if she gets mad then I just say I had to ask otherwise I wouldn't have known. We have a communication policy where we encourage each other to say whatever is in our heads to get it out.

Nice, sounds like some cool open minded friends you have.

I wish, we have to use her dildo in my butt.

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I'm glad you're happy.
but I think you should keep those for yourself

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then tell her how much you want to share your nigger boyfriend’s cock with her

We all know you're just messaging yourself. Please stop with the cringe and actually get yourself a girlfriend.

Thanks bro, I am just bored and want to show other anons that they can find someone as 'weird' as themselves out there

Put her number in here then

sounds like a newfag

She isn't weird enough for you user

You know when you read and say the words out-loud to yourself, that is your voice you are hearing

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Spiderman thread

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who talks like that wtf ?
are you 12 or mentally ill ?

PS: have fun when (She) fucks someone else and leaves you

I have a girl/wife myself, and I can't recall us ever speaking to each other like a couple of retarded 12 year old virgin oversharing cringelords.

We tend to have actual conversations like respectable human beings, and actually fuck.

You ever actually meet this 'girl'? Or is this some internet girlfriend waifu bullshit?

You need a good solid beating OP.
Pic assuredly related.

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i have autism and she has adhd

we were living together but she finished her uni degree and had to go home

>I have a girl/wife myself, and I can't recall us ever speaking to each other like a couple of retarded 12 year old virgin oversharing cringelords.
why not, how do you know your wife would react badly? everyone needs to remember their childish fun and silliness, it helps with parenthood

adhd is a bunch of bullshit OP that doesnt mean someone is going to talk like a retarded 12 year old......
You must be underage or just really really fucking dumb
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UwU your face is going red? are you blushing user? ~tickles your armpit~
hehe
you look cute when you struggle