Listen up Yea Forums
we have on order.
2 orders of single evens
3 orders of single odds
2 orders of dubs
get to it Yea Forums
Listen up Yea Forums
we have on order.
2 orders of single evens
3 orders of single odds
2 orders of dubs
get to it Yea Forums
YES CHEF
order up
CHECK THESE CHEF
order up chef
Are these dubs done
Heard, yes chef
Dubs, coming up, chef!
WHERE’S THE LAMB SOURCEEEE!!!
idiot sandwhich
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE OTHER DUB Yea Forums?
RIGHT HERE CHEF IM SORRY
Walking the dubs, chef!
I spat in this one.
ABOUT BLOODY TIME.
alright, table 23, on order
3 orders of single even
5 orders of single odds
4 orders of dubs.
GET TO IT Yea Forums
Working on those dubs chef Ramsay!
Got 'em!
omg...
THE ORDER SAID DUBS NOT TRIPS YA BLOODY DONKEY. WE"RE NOT SERVING MAIN COURSES YET. YA FUCKING WANKER
Behind!
Sorry chef! I was trying to impress you!
I have a feeling that Chef Ramsay is going to instantly like all of the dubs I put out of my kitchen.
This just in: an order of trips and quads.
Sorry but those old trips are FUCKING OLD AND RAW
God damn meat station always fucking shit up
I'll try to make those trips again!
H-HERE IS YOUR order sir
nice one chef
ARE YOU A FUCKING WIZARD!?
Are you?
I SAID TRIPS OR QUADS YOU BLOODY CUNTS
Quads comin right up
Oh fook me
Quads here chef!
YES CHEF, I'M TRYING!
WHERE THE FUCK IS OTHER ODD SINGLE
THE FOODS DYING. GET ME THAT ODD SINGLE PRONTO
The quads are burnt. Fresh set coming soon, chef.
(smugly)
Here you go chef. I'm a pro at making odd singles
Here's that single Chef!
Just shove it in me arse for fooks sake
baste
2222 on the way
Goddammit Jerry do you want us to get in trouble!?
WHERE'S THE QUAD SAUCE user?
hells kitchen hahahhah
WHERE ARE THE QUADS GUYS!? WE'RE FALLING BEHIND!
ol rite shut up chef
i aint givin you triples if u scream
HERE THEM TRIPLE
Quads are coming out of the oven right now!
I just hope I didn't burn them...
ABOUT FUCKING TIME.
alright Yea Forums we've gotten out of appetizers, and onto the main courses.
table 19 on order.
4 orders of dubs
1 order of trips.
GET TO IT Yea Forums
>I just hope I didn't burn them...
you said an order of trips?
One dub coming up
we shall get the quads mr ramsey inshallah
this for you ramsaaaah
Yes Chef right away Chef
with appetizers finally going out with only minor hitches, the red team moves on to main courses....
OH FUCK ME. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!!! THATS NOT A DUB YA FUCKING DONKEY. GET ME THAT DUB
im im sorry chef gordo, it was the captcha
Oh shit I undercooked it
odd singles are up, chef
WHERE ARE THE DUBBSSSS
SHUT UP HERE ARE YOUR DUBS
Right here!
(carrying tray)
RAAAAAAAWWW!!
damn it, get it in the oven quick before chef see's it
y u scrim?
Here's that dub, ORDER UP
Dubs are almost up!
One order cumin up
AWW SHIT I DROPPED IT
someone order triple?
YOU FUCKING WANKER GIMME THATS NOT EVEN DUBS
>YOU FUCKING WANKER GIMME THATS NOT EVEN DUBS
sorry Ramsey
this is dubs
WHERE ARE THE DUBS? WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE DUBS?!!!!
I make dubs all the time, I know Ramseys going to love these dubs.
THIS KITCHEN IS FULL OF FUCKING GLOOPS..
Sorry, here
Right here chef! Ancient Egyptian monster on th job!
GET THE FUCK OUT
With orders coming in, the red team has yet to send out dubs, and tensions are starting to rise...
dubibis
oh god OH FUCK
Chef, i'll get you doubles..
Hey fuck you Ramsey, You just dont know what good fucking dubs are.
dubs?
YOU, COME HERE YOU DONKEY. JUST WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, WAKE UP
Is it too late for trips?
Asking for a friend
OH YEAH? OH YEAH? THEN SHOW ME DOUBLES YOU FUCKING WANKER. I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO GET THEM
chef here's your double scallops ready for plating!
IM STILL WAITING
yes chef!
GET OUT. MORE LIKE A FUCKED UP DINNER
what the fuck is that
LOOK AT ALL THESE POSTS. JUST LOOK AT THEM. NOT A SINGLE FUCKING DUB. OH FUCK ME. WE'RE DYING HERE. WE'RE FUCKING DYING HERE
YOU THINK ITS FUNNY? ALL THIS FUCKING CUSTOMERS.
d-dubs are down chef, 5 minutes!!
Chef, you are yelling to yourself?
*buries the burnt risotto under the freezer*
4u
Wow we have tons of lamb sauce
Ohhh do i see triple dubs ?
yes chef
ABOUT BLOODY TIME.
WHERE ARE THE OTHER 3 DUBS. WHERE ARE THE OTHER DUBS Yea Forums?!!!
oh shit
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
COME ON YOU ARE FUCKING LATE
i ain't nobody's bitch
U MY BITCH
The red kitchen has yet to put out main courses, and customers are starting to get restless
Finally, some good fucking dubs
UN FUCKING BELIEVABLE.. GET OUT
no problem chef
What do you want now chef?
checker'd
DRY RUBBED LAMB LOLLIPOS ON THE PASS, CHEF! I COOKED THEM RIGHT THIS TIME
I'M SORRY I JUST DON'T WORK WELL UNDER PRESSURE!
you need another dubs chef?
OH SHIT
I WANT A KITCHEN OF COOKS. I WANT WHAT THE ORDER SAID. 4 DUBS AND 1 TRIPS. AND HURRY THE FUCK UP WITH IT.
YOU DONT WORK WELL AT ALL. INCONSISTEN. FUCK YOURSELF
brava
STILL WAITING ON ANOTHER DUB AND 1 TRIP
What we do now chef? we are getting full of dubs here. You need something else?
this count?
am sorry chef, one trip coming out
WHAT ARE YOU?!
TRIPS
WE NEED TRIPS. CANT YOU FUCKING READ?! YA BLOODY CUNT
Chef Gordan Ramsey can suck it, he might not like my dubs but I make great dubs. Been in this industry 20 years, I think I know what I'm doing.
how you want the trip? well cooked?
HOW DO I WANT THAT TRIP?! ARE YA FUCKING WITH ME? GET THE FUCK OUT
This trips are cold.. They have to wait
Guys we need trips, whos working on trips??
MEDIUM RARE YOU FUCKIN DONUT, OH MY GOD WE ARE SO FUCKED
sorry chef
here are the trips
An Idiot sandwich
I might be undercooked
sorry chef, i'll see what i can do
884? 884?!!!! THE TRIPS ARE FUCKING RAW. ITS BLOODY RAW. ITS STILL MOOING YA FUCKING CUNT
you said trips? are you angry at me?
WHY ARE THE TRIPS STICKING TO THE PAN
here chef
Sorry chef. here the trips
Here chef
you pissed chef?
Right here chef, sorry for the delay.
almost
OH FUCK ME. OOOH FUCK MEEEE. CANT ANYONE COOK ME SOME FUCKING TRIPS THAT ARENT BLOODY RAW?!
YOU COME HERE, JUST WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? GIVE ME YOUR JACKET AND FUCK OFF
goddamn
Your pizza coming up chef
HERE IS THE FUCKING DOOR
What about this order?
Chef table number 5 said it was raw. and the steak they wanted was medium.
Is this better Chef?
ARE YOU MOCKING ME, YOU CUNT?
how bout this chef?
I accidentally some dubs on some costumers chef
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? ITS OVER COOKED. ITS FUCKING OVER COOKED.
n-no chef
Cha-cha-check.
I just want the trips
i'm the chef cook now, i'm Hose Rondriguez Gonzalez Pinto
Red team has yet to get trips to the window, and with user kicked out of the kitchen, the rest of the cooks will be forced to work multiple stations...
Yes chef!
How ‘bout this, sir?
Fear no more chef, i got them
Can I not get dubs for once
I neeeeeed it.
Hows this chef Ramsay!
My movility is a little limited chef. Im doing the best I can.
hey chef, i found this on the floor. is it good enough?
Top kek
tet
ummm yah i've been waiting for my order for like 50 posts now, when the fuuck is it going to get here
JESUS. ALL OF YOU STOP WHAT YOURE DOING AND COME HERE. WHAT IS THIS? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? HUH? FUCKING. RAW.
I swear to god
444 is what the customers want
oh shiii-
what is raw chef?
Howsa bout this chef?
had to be flown in, super fresh
kek
ORDER UP!
chef chef CHEEF!
THIS GARBAGE YOU TRY TO PASS OFF AS TRIPS ARE SO RAW IT'S FUCKING JUMPING OFF THE PLATE
Please don’t fire me, chef. I have a family.
Jesus christ
chef
THATS WHAT I SAID
hey man keep it quiet. i don't want to draw his attention here. i just lost all the dubs we had
sweet allah let there be one trip
Please.
Yes, chef.
HEY, C'MERE YOU. YOU THINK YOU RUN THE PLACE? THIS IS MY KITCHEN AND YOU DO WHATEVER I SAY.
FUCKIN' DONKEY
how you like them trips
hey man, relax ok.... i just don't know where i put them. .... im sure they are here somewhere
ordewr up chef, was iz next chef
trips chef, nice and frech chef
>
F
fucking PRESCIENT
Chef, I have the trips right here
HELL YEAH
YOU EVER SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT AGAIN, YOU CAN TAKE YOUR JACKET AND FUCK OFF.
OOOOHH HOLY FUCK CHEF
CHECK EM
ABOUT BLOODY FUCKING TIME.
ALRIGHT LISTEN UP Yea Forums
LAST ORDER OF THE NIGHT. VIP TABLE. DONT FUCK THIS UP
ON ORDER:
6 dubs.
1 trip.
1 quint
AND FUCKING HURRY
THATS IMPOSSIBLE CHEF! YOU'RE FUCKING INSANE!
i made quints chef, waz is nextt chef
Rolling for dubs, but next quint is in quite a bit Chef, are you sure?
I got your dubs right here chef
VIP TABLE user. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET BACK THERE AND GET ME SOME FOOD
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Oops. i spilled the lamb sauce. sorry chef, ill just mop it up and wring it with the fresh batch
yes sir
uuuuh i got duubs here chef
does anyone remember guya online
YOU FUCKING GREMLIN, MOVE YOUR LAZY ASS AND LOOK AT THE ORDER
OH SHIT THINGS JUST GOT REAL
shitter's clogged, boss.
FUCKING RAAWWWWWWWW
srr i yeeted
DAMN IT, YOU HAD ONE JOB YOU IMPOTENT SACK OF SHITE
holy fuckin shit
OH FUCK ME. THIS DONKEY UNDER COOKS WHILE THIS ONE OVER COOKS IT. BLOODY HELL
im looking chef, i don't know what the numbers mean chef. i have dubs here chef
I got it, boss.
Im also making dubs chef
checkked, chef we got trips
ENGH
YOU CALL THIS DUBS? WHERE ARE YOU FROM? CROATIA?
Muhahahah well better start cleaning xd
HOW MUCH MORE DUBS CHEF
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY OTHER 3 DUBS AND THE ORDER OF QUINTS? HURRY UP YA DONKEYS
HERE SIR, FRESH FROM THE WASHROOM
Im making some chef
do it again he is going to flip
Chef i think the quints are gonna take another hour..
Sorry, sir! Here you go.
chef, we got a problem
WHY ARE THE SERVERS IN THIS RESTAURANT VAPID SACKS OF SHIT WHERE'S THE FUCKING DISHWASHER WITH MY PLATES
one piping hot dub coming up
steve took them to work on the shiter, chef
SPONGEBOBBY MOVE IS BEST MOVI
He went to the urinal trough to wash 'em, chef
I'm working on dishes Chef!
I have my most important tool on standby for when we miss quints
oh it's really nice in there. im taking five
steve get your hands out of the fucking piss tub
THE QUINTS ARENT IN THE OVEN? YOU HAVENT PUT THE QUINTS IN THE FUCKING OVEN YET? YOU FUCKING DONKEY
I've literally never missed a quint
ssorry chef
SORRY CHEF, I'LL GET RIGHT TO IT CHEF
Chef, someone threw up under Table 23.
srry chef i yeeted again
CHECKING YOUR DUBS SIR, THEY LOOK MIGHTY FINE, NEED SOME LAMB SAUCE ON THEM THOUGH, ID SAY.
fight me snoflake
get to cleaning
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
BACKLINE IS ON FIRE IT'S WHERE WE MAKE OUR SALADS
ramsay gonna break his toes on those huge bull balls
YOUR SALAD IS RAW, ITS FUCKING RAW
ITS SUPPOSED TO BE WE'RE JUST SUPPOSED TO WASH IT
I KNEW WE SENT THEM THE RAW DUBS DAMN IT
I think someone just caught the tablecloth on fire, chef...
I'm ordering pizza after this shift
more dubb
Quints coming right up!!!
SPICY QUINTS CUMMIN DOWN THE LINE
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE OTHER DUB AND HOW LONG TILL THE QUINTS?!
Fuck I'm hunge
What toppings?
SKRILLIKS IS MY GENERATIONS GEORGE HARRISON
I'm still cleaning the fuckers for the goddamn quints.
the oven is almost pre-heated sir
since when does satan work here..
NIGGER
THAT'S IT Yea Forums SHUT. IT. DOWN. YOU'RE ALL USELESS PIECES OF SHIT. I ASK FOR ONE BEAUTIFULLY COOKED QUADS AND YOU GIVE ME SHIT. FUCK OFF WILL YA. GET OUT GET OUUUUUT!
Spooky
14 left chef
Ah, good.
CHEF, WE GOTTA DELAY THE QUINTS, MY PENIS IS STUCK IN THE OVEN
half life 3 announced
I shid myself, boss.
i love my iphone 3
I didn't sign up for this. Here's the best I can do sir.
Quints is all that’s left, chef! Sorry, my ass is chaffing. No time to wipe
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gay sex
we closing chef?
I cant seem to find these quints....
o bo
Who left my urethra open?
am not wrothy srry
One trip to flavor town sir
YOU, GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING JACKET AND FUCK OFF
put these on one plate and it can pass as 6 dubs. chef wont notice
Sorry, chef. My butthole is really burning. I desperately need some Equate flushable wipes
ok dude.. im working on it then
oh fuck.. he might have seen it
quiet you cockmongler
I'm not risking that, are you insane?
distract him with shitting yourself, QUICK
I’m just gonna use this dish rag to wipe my raw ass
its too late, i've already started doing it, now shut the fuck up so chef dont notice
i already shit myself earlier! im out! you have to do it
GREAT JOB, NOW LETS PUT EVEYTHING TOGETHER AND GIVE HIM THIS AS QUINTS
so we just have to put my trips with the "six" dubs? and its quints??
He’s gonna find the fuck out, I CANT AFFORD TO LOSE THIS JOB
Here's the missing zero, chef.
shut tHE FUCK UP! HE'LL SEE US
Excellent work.
WHERE IS THE QUAD SAUCE
OVENS PREHEATED CHEF, PUTTING IN THE QUINTS NOW; WILL BE DONE SOON
KEK, GREAT BREAD CHEF
THESE QUINTS ARE FUCKING RAW
fffffffff
They're about to be done, don't fuck this up gang!
Fuck I’m nervous... my armpits smell
inshallah Yea Forumsrethern
THE PRESSURE IS KILLING ME
Chef will come back if we get quads
VIP TABLES ABOUT TO LEAVE. WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY QUINTS
WHERE ARE THE SILICONE GLOVES!?
SHIT
NOW
SOMEONE GET THE FUCKIN QUINTS
q-q-q-quints here sir
I think they're done, chef.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
QUINTS OR QUADS?
its over user was right
time to fucking rope
Page 10 is approaching!!