Listen up Yea Forums

Listen up Yea Forums

we have on order.

2 orders of single evens
3 orders of single odds
2 orders of dubs

get to it Yea Forums

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YES CHEF

order up

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CHECK THESE CHEF

order up chef

Are these dubs done

Heard, yes chef

Dubs, coming up, chef!

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WHERE’S THE LAMB SOURCEEEE!!!

idiot sandwhich

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE OTHER DUB Yea Forums?

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RIGHT HERE CHEF IM SORRY

Walking the dubs, chef!

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I spat in this one.

ABOUT BLOODY TIME.


alright, table 23, on order

3 orders of single even
5 orders of single odds
4 orders of dubs.

GET TO IT Yea Forums

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Working on those dubs chef Ramsay!

Got 'em!

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omg...

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THE ORDER SAID DUBS NOT TRIPS YA BLOODY DONKEY. WE"RE NOT SERVING MAIN COURSES YET. YA FUCKING WANKER

Behind!

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Sorry chef! I was trying to impress you!

I have a feeling that Chef Ramsay is going to instantly like all of the dubs I put out of my kitchen.

This just in: an order of trips and quads.
Sorry but those old trips are FUCKING OLD AND RAW

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God damn meat station always fucking shit up

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I'll try to make those trips again!

H-HERE IS YOUR order sir

nice one chef

ARE YOU A FUCKING WIZARD!?

Are you?

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I SAID TRIPS OR QUADS YOU BLOODY CUNTS

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Quads comin right up

Oh fook me

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Quads here chef!

YES CHEF, I'M TRYING!

WHERE THE FUCK IS OTHER ODD SINGLE

THE FOODS DYING. GET ME THAT ODD SINGLE PRONTO

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The quads are burnt. Fresh set coming soon, chef.

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(smugly)
Here you go chef. I'm a pro at making odd singles

Here's that single Chef!

Just shove it in me arse for fooks sake

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baste

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2222 on the way

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Goddammit Jerry do you want us to get in trouble!?

WHERE'S THE QUAD SAUCE user?

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hells kitchen hahahhah

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WHERE ARE THE QUADS GUYS!? WE'RE FALLING BEHIND!

ol rite shut up chef

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i aint givin you triples if u scream

HERE THEM TRIPLE

Quads are coming out of the oven right now!
I just hope I didn't burn them...

ABOUT FUCKING TIME.

alright Yea Forums we've gotten out of appetizers, and onto the main courses.

table 19 on order.

4 orders of dubs
1 order of trips.

GET TO IT Yea Forums

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>I just hope I didn't burn them...
you said an order of trips?

One dub coming up

we shall get the quads mr ramsey inshallah

this for you ramsaaaah

Yes Chef right away Chef

with appetizers finally going out with only minor hitches, the red team moves on to main courses....

OH FUCK ME. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!!! THATS NOT A DUB YA FUCKING DONKEY. GET ME THAT DUB

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im im sorry chef gordo, it was the captcha

Oh shit I undercooked it

odd singles are up, chef

WHERE ARE THE DUBBSSSS

SHUT UP HERE ARE YOUR DUBS

Right here!
(carrying tray)

RAAAAAAAWWW!!

damn it, get it in the oven quick before chef see's it

y u scrim?

Here's that dub, ORDER UP

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Dubs are almost up!

One order cumin up

AWW SHIT I DROPPED IT

someone order triple?

YOU FUCKING WANKER GIMME THATS NOT EVEN DUBS

>YOU FUCKING WANKER GIMME THATS NOT EVEN DUBS
sorry Ramsey

this is dubs

WHERE ARE THE DUBS? WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE DUBS?!!!!

I make dubs all the time, I know Ramseys going to love these dubs.

THIS KITCHEN IS FULL OF FUCKING GLOOPS..

Sorry, here

Right here chef! Ancient Egyptian monster on th job!

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GET THE FUCK OUT

With orders coming in, the red team has yet to send out dubs, and tensions are starting to rise...

dubibis

oh god OH FUCK

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Chef, i'll get you doubles..

Hey fuck you Ramsey, You just dont know what good fucking dubs are.

dubs?

YOU, COME HERE YOU DONKEY. JUST WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, WAKE UP

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Is it too late for trips?
Asking for a friend

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OH YEAH? OH YEAH? THEN SHOW ME DOUBLES YOU FUCKING WANKER. I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO GET THEM

chef here's your double scallops ready for plating!

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IM STILL WAITING

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yes chef!

GET OUT. MORE LIKE A FUCKED UP DINNER

what the fuck is that

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LOOK AT ALL THESE POSTS. JUST LOOK AT THEM. NOT A SINGLE FUCKING DUB. OH FUCK ME. WE'RE DYING HERE. WE'RE FUCKING DYING HERE

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YOU THINK ITS FUNNY? ALL THIS FUCKING CUSTOMERS.

d-dubs are down chef, 5 minutes!!

Chef, you are yelling to yourself?

*buries the burnt risotto under the freezer*

4u

Wow we have tons of lamb sauce

Ohhh do i see triple dubs ?

yes chef

ABOUT BLOODY TIME.

WHERE ARE THE OTHER 3 DUBS. WHERE ARE THE OTHER DUBS Yea Forums?!!!

oh shit

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

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COME ON YOU ARE FUCKING LATE

i ain't nobody's bitch

U MY BITCH

The red kitchen has yet to put out main courses, and customers are starting to get restless

Finally, some good fucking dubs

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UN FUCKING BELIEVABLE.. GET OUT

no problem chef

What do you want now chef?

checker'd

DRY RUBBED LAMB LOLLIPOS ON THE PASS, CHEF! I COOKED THEM RIGHT THIS TIME

I'M SORRY I JUST DON'T WORK WELL UNDER PRESSURE!

you need another dubs chef?

OH SHIT

I WANT A KITCHEN OF COOKS. I WANT WHAT THE ORDER SAID. 4 DUBS AND 1 TRIPS. AND HURRY THE FUCK UP WITH IT.

YOU DONT WORK WELL AT ALL. INCONSISTEN. FUCK YOURSELF

brava

STILL WAITING ON ANOTHER DUB AND 1 TRIP

What we do now chef? we are getting full of dubs here. You need something else?

this count?

am sorry chef, one trip coming out

WHAT ARE YOU?!

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TRIPS

WE NEED TRIPS. CANT YOU FUCKING READ?! YA BLOODY CUNT

Chef Gordan Ramsey can suck it, he might not like my dubs but I make great dubs. Been in this industry 20 years, I think I know what I'm doing.

how you want the trip? well cooked?

HOW DO I WANT THAT TRIP?! ARE YA FUCKING WITH ME? GET THE FUCK OUT

This trips are cold.. They have to wait

Guys we need trips, whos working on trips??

MEDIUM RARE YOU FUCKIN DONUT, OH MY GOD WE ARE SO FUCKED

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sorry chef

here are the trips

An Idiot sandwich

I might be undercooked

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sorry chef, i'll see what i can do

884? 884?!!!! THE TRIPS ARE FUCKING RAW. ITS BLOODY RAW. ITS STILL MOOING YA FUCKING CUNT

you said trips? are you angry at me?

WHY ARE THE TRIPS STICKING TO THE PAN

here chef

Sorry chef. here the trips

Here chef

you pissed chef?

Right here chef, sorry for the delay.

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almost

OH FUCK ME. OOOH FUCK MEEEE. CANT ANYONE COOK ME SOME FUCKING TRIPS THAT ARENT BLOODY RAW?!

YOU COME HERE, JUST WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? GIVE ME YOUR JACKET AND FUCK OFF

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goddamn

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Your pizza coming up chef

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HERE IS THE FUCKING DOOR

What about this order?

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Chef table number 5 said it was raw. and the steak they wanted was medium.

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Is this better Chef?

ARE YOU MOCKING ME, YOU CUNT?

how bout this chef?

I accidentally some dubs on some costumers chef

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ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? ITS OVER COOKED. ITS FUCKING OVER COOKED.

n-no chef

Cha-cha-check.

I just want the trips

i'm the chef cook now, i'm Hose Rondriguez Gonzalez Pinto

Red team has yet to get trips to the window, and with user kicked out of the kitchen, the rest of the cooks will be forced to work multiple stations...

Yes chef!

How ‘bout this, sir?

Fear no more chef, i got them

Can I not get dubs for once

I neeeeeed it.

Hows this chef Ramsay!

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My movility is a little limited chef. Im doing the best I can.

hey chef, i found this on the floor. is it good enough?

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Top kek

tet

ummm yah i've been waiting for my order for like 50 posts now, when the fuuck is it going to get here

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JESUS. ALL OF YOU STOP WHAT YOURE DOING AND COME HERE. WHAT IS THIS? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? HUH? FUCKING. RAW.

I swear to god

444 is what the customers want

oh shiii-

what is raw chef?

Howsa bout this chef?

had to be flown in, super fresh

kek

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ORDER UP!

chef chef CHEEF!

THIS GARBAGE YOU TRY TO PASS OFF AS TRIPS ARE SO RAW IT'S FUCKING JUMPING OFF THE PLATE

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Please don’t fire me, chef. I have a family.

Jesus christ

chef

THATS WHAT I SAID

hey man keep it quiet. i don't want to draw his attention here. i just lost all the dubs we had

sweet allah let there be one trip

Please.

Yes, chef.

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HEY, C'MERE YOU. YOU THINK YOU RUN THE PLACE? THIS IS MY KITCHEN AND YOU DO WHATEVER I SAY.

FUCKIN' DONKEY

how you like them trips

hey man, relax ok.... i just don't know where i put them. .... im sure they are here somewhere

ordewr up chef, was iz next chef

trips chef, nice and frech chef

>
F

fucking PRESCIENT

Chef, I have the trips right here

HELL YEAH

YOU EVER SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT AGAIN, YOU CAN TAKE YOUR JACKET AND FUCK OFF.

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OOOOHH HOLY FUCK CHEF

CHECK EM

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ABOUT BLOODY FUCKING TIME.

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP Yea Forums

LAST ORDER OF THE NIGHT. VIP TABLE. DONT FUCK THIS UP

ON ORDER:

6 dubs.
1 trip.
1 quint

AND FUCKING HURRY

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THATS IMPOSSIBLE CHEF! YOU'RE FUCKING INSANE!

i made quints chef, waz is nextt chef

Rolling for dubs, but next quint is in quite a bit Chef, are you sure?

I got your dubs right here chef

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VIP TABLE user. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET BACK THERE AND GET ME SOME FOOD

herewegoagain.png

Oops. i spilled the lamb sauce. sorry chef, ill just mop it up and wring it with the fresh batch

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yes sir

uuuuh i got duubs here chef

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does anyone remember guya online

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YOU FUCKING GREMLIN, MOVE YOUR LAZY ASS AND LOOK AT THE ORDER

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OH SHIT THINGS JUST GOT REAL

shitter's clogged, boss.

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FUCKING RAAWWWWWWWW

srr i yeeted

DAMN IT, YOU HAD ONE JOB YOU IMPOTENT SACK OF SHITE

holy fuckin shit

OH FUCK ME. THIS DONKEY UNDER COOKS WHILE THIS ONE OVER COOKS IT. BLOODY HELL

im looking chef, i don't know what the numbers mean chef. i have dubs here chef

I got it, boss.

Im also making dubs chef

checkked, chef we got trips

ENGH

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YOU CALL THIS DUBS? WHERE ARE YOU FROM? CROATIA?

Muhahahah well better start cleaning xd

HOW MUCH MORE DUBS CHEF

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY OTHER 3 DUBS AND THE ORDER OF QUINTS? HURRY UP YA DONKEYS

HERE SIR, FRESH FROM THE WASHROOM

Im making some chef

do it again he is going to flip

Chef i think the quints are gonna take another hour..

Sorry, sir! Here you go.

chef, we got a problem

WHY ARE THE SERVERS IN THIS RESTAURANT VAPID SACKS OF SHIT WHERE'S THE FUCKING DISHWASHER WITH MY PLATES

one piping hot dub coming up

steve took them to work on the shiter, chef

SPONGEBOBBY MOVE IS BEST MOVI

He went to the urinal trough to wash 'em, chef

I'm working on dishes Chef!

I have my most important tool on standby for when we miss quints

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oh it's really nice in there. im taking five

steve get your hands out of the fucking piss tub

THE QUINTS ARENT IN THE OVEN? YOU HAVENT PUT THE QUINTS IN THE FUCKING OVEN YET? YOU FUCKING DONKEY

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I've literally never missed a quint

ssorry chef

SORRY CHEF, I'LL GET RIGHT TO IT CHEF

Chef, someone threw up under Table 23.

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srry chef i yeeted again

CHECKING YOUR DUBS SIR, THEY LOOK MIGHTY FINE, NEED SOME LAMB SAUCE ON THEM THOUGH, ID SAY.

fight me snoflake

get to cleaning

WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

BACKLINE IS ON FIRE IT'S WHERE WE MAKE OUR SALADS

ramsay gonna break his toes on those huge bull balls

YOUR SALAD IS RAW, ITS FUCKING RAW

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ITS SUPPOSED TO BE WE'RE JUST SUPPOSED TO WASH IT

I KNEW WE SENT THEM THE RAW DUBS DAMN IT

I think someone just caught the tablecloth on fire, chef...

I'm ordering pizza after this shift

more dubb

Quints coming right up!!!

SPICY QUINTS CUMMIN DOWN THE LINE

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE OTHER DUB AND HOW LONG TILL THE QUINTS?!

Fuck I'm hunge

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What toppings?

SKRILLIKS IS MY GENERATIONS GEORGE HARRISON

I'm still cleaning the fuckers for the goddamn quints.

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the oven is almost pre-heated sir

since when does satan work here..

NIGGER

THAT'S IT Yea Forums SHUT. IT. DOWN. YOU'RE ALL USELESS PIECES OF SHIT. I ASK FOR ONE BEAUTIFULLY COOKED QUADS AND YOU GIVE ME SHIT. FUCK OFF WILL YA. GET OUT GET OUUUUUT!

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Spooky

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14 left chef

Ah, good.

CHEF, WE GOTTA DELAY THE QUINTS, MY PENIS IS STUCK IN THE OVEN

half life 3 announced

I shid myself, boss.

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i love my iphone 3

I didn't sign up for this. Here's the best I can do sir.

Quints is all that’s left, chef! Sorry, my ass is chaffing. No time to wipe

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gay sex

we closing chef?

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I cant seem to find these quints....

o bo

Who left my urethra open?

am not wrothy srry

One trip to flavor town sir

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YOU, GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING JACKET AND FUCK OFF

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put these on one plate and it can pass as 6 dubs. chef wont notice

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Sorry, chef. My butthole is really burning. I desperately need some Equate flushable wipes

ok dude.. im working on it then

oh fuck.. he might have seen it

quiet you cockmongler

I'm not risking that, are you insane?

distract him with shitting yourself, QUICK

I’m just gonna use this dish rag to wipe my raw ass

its too late, i've already started doing it, now shut the fuck up so chef dont notice

i already shit myself earlier! im out! you have to do it

GREAT JOB, NOW LETS PUT EVEYTHING TOGETHER AND GIVE HIM THIS AS QUINTS

so we just have to put my trips with the "six" dubs? and its quints??

He’s gonna find the fuck out, I CANT AFFORD TO LOSE THIS JOB

Here's the missing zero, chef.

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shut tHE FUCK UP! HE'LL SEE US

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Excellent work.

WHERE IS THE QUAD SAUCE

OVENS PREHEATED CHEF, PUTTING IN THE QUINTS NOW; WILL BE DONE SOON

KEK, GREAT BREAD CHEF

THESE QUINTS ARE FUCKING RAW

fffffffff

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They're about to be done, don't fuck this up gang!

Fuck I’m nervous... my armpits smell

inshallah Yea Forumsrethern

THE PRESSURE IS KILLING ME

Chef will come back if we get quads

VIP TABLES ABOUT TO LEAVE. WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY QUINTS

WHERE ARE THE SILICONE GLOVES!?

SHIT

NOW

SOMEONE GET THE FUCKIN QUINTS

q-q-q-quints here sir

I think they're done, chef.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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QUINTS OR QUADS?

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its over user was right
time to fucking rope

Page 10 is approaching!!