YLYL, retard edition
YLYL, retard edition
Charles Garcia
Kevin Cruz
Elijah Campbell
Ayden Hall
Gavin Ramirez
Ayden Smith
Posted at the other one too.
Jackson Gray
Oops, forgot attachment. Guess I’m the retard, huh?
Luke Phillips
I get the feeling that everyone else's number is mass shooting incidents involving a school, but america's is number of incidents involving a gun death in school.
Lincoln Young
You have to stop CNN and huffpost.
crimeresearch.org
Levi Lewis
Lost, holykek
Nathaniel James
Matthew Martin
Isaac King
gobble gobble
Robert Adams
crisps any one?
Jonathan Wright
Chinese?
Joshua Allen
you realize most "school shootings" are either a discharge of a weapon at school or on a school campus, or have no casualties?
Xavier Myers
hot sausage roll
Austin Gomez
based
James Gutierrez
Your So autistic it happens every year dumb shit go new fat somewhere else
Cooper Wood
Best thing I’ve read all day.
John Garcia
Gavin Reed
Juan Myers
Jose Peterson
what is context
Jackson Jones
look at her shirt?
Joseph Powell
James Cruz
I just don't think this humor is simple enough for Yea Forums.
Anthony Price
Justin Jenkins
Does this count as retarded?
Michael Lewis
maricón
Ian Parker
..wut?
Tyler Richardson
Wtf lol
Carson Cook
I got a Reddit call out? Really.....
Josiah White
Fuck off back to the basement
Blake Butler
I'm... I'm stupid. Why did I fall for this? Because I'm stupid...
Liam Anderson
Cheeck muscles are required to help you eat.
Congratulations, it's retarded.
Jace Wilson
Julian Moore
Brandon Wood
Samuel Ross
I'd bang
Josiah Morris
Aaron Morris
Ethan Mitchell
Jayden Harris
Dude our numbers are to defend our homes.
Adrian Sanders
quit with the negative waves Moriarty!
Aaron Bell
Gavin Sullivan
Gavin Watson
I’d bang
Luke Parker
Kys
David Perez
Matthew Barnes
That is so god damn fucking bad for your teeth, holy shit.
Luke Powell
checked
>despite making up
Leo Sanders
Look at what they did to their cheeks, I don't think that they care about their teeth.
Thomas Nelson
What do you reckon his IQ is? 83?
Lincoln Williams
Or maybe he cares a whole lot about his teeth; those new holes give him unprecedented toothbrush access
Jeremiah Morris
He could probably fit 5 dicks or more in his mouth with all those extra holes
Hunter Martin
I lost
Jeremiah Richardson
Eli Myers
Lost hard
Cameron Perez
Nicholas Green
Forget the Reddits, It'll be a beautiful bridge
Nathaniel Green
someones gotta be in firsplace B)
Jonathan Foster
Those are big holes too. Gauges take time to get that big. It's not an overnight thing. So this wasn't even a stupid, on-a-whim decision. This was some long-term retardation where he had plenty of time to realize what he was doing was stupid, and kept it going.
I hope he gets a serious infection after biting a potato chip at the wrong angle.
Jose Ramirez
He probably gets more pussy then you faggot
Carson Torres
At most
Alexander Peterson
jej
Lucas Hernandez
found the piercing fag
Angel Morris
it's especially difficult to get a good floss on those teeth back there too. Maybe this was a medical procedure recommended by his dentist.
Wyatt Cruz
Somebody's mad.
Parker Ramirez
Matthew Cooper
The "my parents don't care about me" look is so in right now.
Zachary Bennett
Yes, but it doesn't make anyone laugh.
Colton Cox
I wonder which of the men got it pregnant.
Camden Moore
That picture is older than sin you twat
Ayden Howard
Sides are in orbit
Joshua Taylor
Jeremiah Kelly
No pussy, but I bet he can suck a dick sideways.
Cooper Adams
Nathaniel Young
It's good to build up the immunity early.
Blake Reed
>newfat
Swiping phonefag I assume?
Christian Rodriguez
someone put this fucking thing out of it's misery
Justin Green
Tyler Price
Kek
Adrian Baker
What are you the autist guy who spots out anger
Anthony Jackson
Jason Jones
Stay jelly, Eurofag.
Luke Lewis
Holy shit, math is crazy.
Joshua Campbell
Niggers...
Charles Mitchell
He didnt invent it. It was invented decades prior. He was just the person awarded the patent.
Cameron Collins
Imagine being this autistic
Ryder Brown
the 90s called
Jordan Price
Oh sweetie, that song was released in 2000.
James Torres
wat
Aaron Scott
gayfer
Jeremiah Reed
Kek faggot can't tell a joke from his own penis gtfo idiot xD imagining stuff shhhhffff
Jason Davis
Xavier Cooper
Jordan Morris
Ive seen this one
Cameron Rivera
>Shoot him in the head
>bullet goes out the other side
William Barnes
This honestly isnt a fair representation. Norway technically is an anomaly, there were 2 really deadly shooting. That's why the chart is really arbitrary with the stats (2009-2015 isnt even a 10 year period)
Joseph Murphy
Seems high
Carter Anderson
Daniel Sanchez
Adrian Roberts
Colton Brooks
so newbie, ya expect a cookie?
Ethan Edwards
me want kookie
Caleb Sanchez
In the US Hilary Clinton was forecasted to win the presidential election by a landslide by almost everyone. Libertarians literally cried in mass out in the streets after finding out Trump won.
Carter Parker
If this is not retarded then I don’t know what is
Gabriel Reyes
It's his for his gang bang sessions so instead of 2 dicks in the holes and 2 in the hands, he can now have 2 extra dicks through his cheeks.
Luke Campbell
Fucken stupid... Lost
Blake Mitchell
Liam Clark
Please be quiet M
Adam Hill
Apparently you are retarded. The Lankford article published in the NY Times, with conveniently is the only one that cites from 2009-2016 (cherry-picked when the rate was at its absolute highest in the U.S.; note: during the Obama years, no less when gun legislation was at an all-time high and the U.S. government was buying all the ammo up purposely to circumvent the laws), was debunked as absolute junk science with blatantly falsified data completely at odds with BATF records, which were confirmed with the CDC records as well.
In fact, both the (very liberal) NY Times and the Washington Post each retracted the articles that cited Lankford's bs data. Even Lankford later admitted that his data was "heavily" flawed and blamed it on an intern.
Further, there is ZERO data on "school" shootings worldwide and in fact no country keeps such data distinguishing the place of a mass shooting, including but not limited to the U.S. In fact, most countries keep no data at all on mass shootings, let alone whether or not they occurred in a school. The data (mis)cited in your (noncitation) image from Lankford's bullshit was on "mass shootings" alone, so your image could not be more bullshit on top of bullshit.
CNN's latest claim on this data was also 100% bullshit as they specifically included "gang violence" and if the shooting merely occurred on "school grounds" then it was also included. When this data was sourced, it turned out that nearly all the shootings in the U.S. occurred merely on school grounds, while school was not in session, and were gang violence occurring in impoverished neighborhoods (you know, where they deal drugs to kids and kids peddle the drugs). Because "gang violence" does not occur anywhere outside the U.S., the data is complete bullshit. Oh yeah, and more laws will stop the gangs from getting those guns, right?
Kayden Wright
>Lost
Funniest post in thread, thanks (you)
Brody Cook
Kek
Kevin Reyes
I recall a bunch of those "school shootings" were things like 'man commits suicide in abandoned school parking lot at 2am,' bb gun bullet breaks school bus window on the weekend,' 'misfire at police training academy,' etc. They were a load of shit, and not Timmy brings his dad's gun to school to blow away the bullies.
Landon Adams
damnit
Jack Fisher
I get 2018
Am I missing something?
Benjamin Barnes
This image still makes me kek. The irony is incredible.
Ryder Bell
N
Ryder Harris
means your pp is small
Hunter Parker
lol @ this
good luck finding anywhere in Central America where they don't have over a few thousand school shootings each year
honduras alone had over 6000 in 2018
mexico had way more than the u.s. in 2018 too, and that number of 8 reported is a fucking joke
ask any mexican about what and how the cartels recruit and how many school shootings are routine throughout heavily druga trafficked areas
Cooper Flores
not him, but good job proving you're retarded with that hurr-durr response
Jonathan Cook
Yeah, your birthday this year
Noah Kelly
But the meme says mexico only had 8
Hunter Young
It's a YLYL thread. This guy replied to a meme posted five hours ago needing to disprove a joke and call the poster retarded, but yes I'm the retard.
Nolan Sanchez
>pepega
>100% of faggots post pepe
Austin King
This Oh, and note that it is "frequency" of school shootings, but it's not even a "school" shooting in that data, just on the grounds. And the "frequency" doesn't mean shit--it's about the deadliest (number of victims). The deadliest school shooting in the U.S. was Sandy Hook (2012) with 27 people killed. But, for example, 148 children were shot and killed in December 2017 at school in Peshawar, Pakistan. 152 were shot and killed at Garissa University in 2015 in Kenya. Also, the CNN bs graphic did not report "per capita" either, which would put the U.S. way lower. The whole thing is complete bullshit.
What asshole posts a political agenda graphic in a YLYL thread. Britard as fuck no doubt.
Landon Carter
Mexifag here. Only 8 school shootings in Mexico? WTF??? Stupid gringos!
Camden Taylor
Kek
Gabriel Kelly
Also kek
Alexander Allen
Actually in spain we had a couple of school shootings since 2009.
Samuel Ramirez
I wonder what made the poo shoot up the loo for...
Lincoln Robinson
>deep in my heart im warrior
not KING?!?!
Jonathan Martinez
Evan White
why does it anger you more?
Jason Collins
What do libertarians have to do with Hillary?
Alexander Rogers
fucking kek
Grayson Bell
Lost
Parker Hall
Libertarians hated Hillary. She violated the law and forced staff to help her cover it up. She was a corporate lawyer, and had at one point defended a child rapist even though she knew he fucking did it and he got off. We never sided with her.
Carter Richardson
Fucking kek
Oliver James
i would honestly want to know more of his daily life, like, does he get constant dry throat, does his drool drop down his cheeks constantly when he sees something tasty?, can he actually chew gum or any food, what about drinks? It's a walking study case
Parker Baker
all your criminals are going to the US
Nathaniel Walker
LMAO! you fucking cucks will do anything to skew statistics.
Norway has 100 times less people than burgerland.
Landon Nelson
bummppp
Matthew Martin
lol crimesearch.org pro-gun foxfag website
Ayden Allen
all you anti gun cucks are cringe
Luke Thompson
If people used condoms. The world wouldnt be filled with as many retards
Lucas Barnes
Jacob Mitchell
If you're retarded you have to subtract 1
Adam Gonzalez
Lost
Jacob Gonzalez
Angel Lewis
Liam Morgan
Matthew Russell
Wyatt Sanchez
Levi Price
Easton Scott
Camden Sanchez
autismo
Ryder Johnson
Yeah you're probably missing a chromosome retard.
Ayden Brooks
Nice article verbosefag
Colton Sullivan
>than
Daniel Mitchell
Christopher Bennett
Janitors looking hardcore
Grayson Martin
Did... did you read the article? Cause they adress that in the article.
Colton Bell
Logan Cook
I see a doctor, lawyer, pilot
Isaac Bennett
Blake Allen
Xavier Garcia
Niggers gonna nig!
Josiah Garcia
Juan Jones
Everyone that replied to this post up to now is a triggered tankie AND a newfag. Good show.
Oliver Anderson
Niggers were a mistake
William Sanchez
fuck me, I didn't ask for feels
Dominic Wood
>That makes it better
James Hill
Trying this hard to come up with statistics that make your country not like shit.
Joshua Hernandez
I can't believe she's white
Landon Flores
a pharmacist that gives away drugs to homies, a corrupt lawyer that got to his position with the help of mafia and Don Castillo's personal helicopter pilot
Gavin Roberts
>Kids not dying is no different than kids dying
You must be lovely.
James Wright
Jayden Barnes
lmao if that's still 288 that's horrific you goddamn retard
Camden Rivera
>tfw I expected the Zyzz version
Thomas Baker
Thats why we got no bridge. Your negativity.
Aaron Morris
the face of the chubby girl looks like angela merkel
Mason Collins
Most of these are gang shootings
Anything with 4+ deaths is called a mass killing
So if you look at all the "mass shooters", its just mexican niggers who did well in a gang war
Alexander Gonzalez
Angel Young
>bait or tard
Can't tell..
Nicholas Davis
If any of you subhuman wetback beener spic cholo dirt blood lazy taco ticklers actually had schools to go to I'm sure the number would be larger. I'm hype for the wall.
Jonathan Williams
I have always loved this. The way the second nigger looks at the first like he did something to the phone always gets me.
Lincoln Carter
Do you guys think she suspects she gets posted as a joke?
Dylan Hughes
Liam Ward
Kek'd hard
Joseph Thomas
Good thing it was glued down. If nigger 1 picked it up, nigger 2 would have started swinging. Just more black on black violence that whitey flips the bill for
Angel Reyes
>Ok Val, you're a lesbian, we get it
Christopher Hall
Well besides mass shootings I never heard of any "gun incident" in germany either.
Adrian Parker
what hilarious is she had to fire all her staff earlier this year, and is now only doing unpaid podcasts.
literally get woke, go broke
Jordan King
Can confirm user's semi-retarted statement.
When I visited the US, the principal would lean out the window and fire a shotgun volley to mark the passing of the hour, and if you talked out of turn, the teacher would fire a shot just over your shoulder to let you know to buckle down and focus on your work.
At the end of the day or upon receiving favourable test results etc, all the students would fire their AR15s up into the air to celebrate. If you liked a girl, you would leave a painted pink bullet casing in her locker with your name written on it to tell her you had a crush on her and wanted to take her out for a soda and banana split.
It was all good wholesome fun until a bunch of leftusts and commie sympathisers came along and ruined it all with their socialist propaganda and started turning kids into insane shooters. And gay.
Leo Torres
You have created something
Lincoln Martinez
Old research, do you habe any relevant numbers (e.g. since trump is president)
Chase Scott
Yeah me to, i wonder if he has plugs (like an old sink) for those huge openings. Somehow he has to drink.
Benjamin Walker
This is wrong and pathetic on so many levels. Numbers are not close to correct (in some countries the count suicide with other peolle harmed/ double suicide as public shooting), the time span is super random... but whatever makes you feel better.. and also i didn't know it's enough for Americans to be better than som cherry picked European countries.
I can't believe this misinformation shit works in America.
Jason Reed
Now imagine if the niggers had no guns.
Owen Phillips
pics or didnt happen
Joseph Garcia
Yeah you could also get doors that you don't have to lock yourself. I mean honestly you're actually asking to be robbed if your main door is open to intruders whenever you're home.
Where I live all doors close shut and you need a key to open it again.
Guns are not the best tool for personaly safty, common sense is, but thats a thing most americans seem to lack.
Zachary Cruz
>not hearing about ww2
>mfw
Andrew Robinson
I nose exhaled to this.
Jacob Gonzalez
How is it okay for a gun to be near a school let alone discharge. Also there's gunfire both in the country and inner city constantly. Just because you tune it out doesn't mean it went away. Society isn't polite, and not every retard deserves a semi automatic weapon. Maybe a springfield okay, I'm biased I still love gums, I just dom't trust retards with them This includes me, I shouldn't own a gun either until I get my license and proper training like a real man would, because a real man doesn't rely on a gun to prove his points. He uses his right of speech, god I love America. I just hate literally every single person in it.
Owen Sanders
how the fuck does he eat, does he just slurp up blended food?
Zachary Wilson
there are always reddit call out posts, it's newfags trying to be oldfags.
Connor Garcia
>misinformation
Then post better info, eurocuck
Justin Robinson
I meant school related, o/c
Carson Murphy
Libertarians hate trump even move, fuck that faggot
Benjamin Kelly
Does anyone know this officer? I want to send him a cookie.
Benjamin Lewis
Logan Ramirez
>Post Hidden
Bye Russia.
Samuel Wilson
>I love anime jesus
ok
Anthony Jenkins
He could have arrested him. It is illegal to perform a Nazi salute in Germany.
Aiden Sullivan
Ryder Johnson
Anthony Cook
you have to go back
Jonathan Perry
That was my thinking too. Some sort of plug. That must be so uncomfortable though.
Anthony Taylor
Ahh yes the "I am Unemployable" look. Or "Welfare Lifer"
Jackson Martinez
That's not even close to true. As a real libertarian, not a centrist piece of shit nigger, any right wing is vastly closer to my ideals than any left wing
David King
got to chatch them all cause he is johnny test
Jose Butler
Thus why the cookie.
Daniel Gonzalez
Imagine being this terminally gay
Ian Reed
>libertarians hate trump even more than that
Back pre election? Not any of the ones I knew.
Carson Green
Lucas Cook
He means liberals not libertarians.
Ryan Brooks
>The only way this guy can eat food or prevent cavities
Zachary Ortiz
Nice try faggot, we see you.
Samuel Robinson
Alright tell the fucking beaners to move so I can see 'em too.
Robert Barnes
its: your fucking retarded
>your
the irony,my gawd
Blake Collins
That's right,honey. And it was made 3 years prior to that,in 1997. Ok sister?Great talk. Hope it sparkles with you.
>sunshine
Christopher Lewis
...
Kayden Gray
Ethan Fisher
Well that escalated quickly
Joshua Rodriguez
Haha sure conservative logic, make outrageous claims with no base in reality and others have to debunk it...
Trump faps to pictures of unicorns fucking turtles... prove me wrong...
Lincoln Carter
Oh no...this guy again? Ivy League rich guy who thinks making 5k a week is “rich”, posts dog killed by shovel gif in YLYL, and can only post KYS or “drink bleach”??? Fml. Get out of the thread faggot.
Austin Reed
What is so great about Minecraft? It looks like some shit game created back in the 1990s.
Hudson Foster
Racism is not coo
Connor Clark
jungkook is an anagram for junkgook
Elijah Collins
Why is that guy wearing a bathrobe?
Henry Green
Kek
Henry Jenkins
it's doubles guy from the axe scene in american psycho
Jackson Roberts
She’s a lesbian, so still somethings not right in the head
Adam Nguyen
Just to be clear, it was a raincoat in American psycho.
Luke Thompson
>raincoat
that's the word. thank you
Luis Martinez
lel
Christopher Long
lost
Jaxon Baker
I can't believe I lost to a banana post.
Joshua Evans
What exactly?
Charles Bell
Is this the original one or is it the anime one?
Asher Nelson
lost
Samuel Myers
This is the original one
Wyatt Powell
Colton Reyes
Fucking lost it right here.
Hudson Ward
Dominic Hall
Sweden in particular has more guns per capita than the US
Cooper Watson
William Mitchell
Jordan Carter
John Lopez
Lurk more newfag. That's honkler.
Logan King
Andrew Butler
Pavlov's Child
Justin Thomas
Imagine being this much of a cuck.
Joseph Rodriguez
Lincoln Gomez
He's so fucking goofy. I never stood a chance
Ayden Taylor
Why is a ten year old boy their deputy chief? Is this some "Make a Wish" thing?
Nathaniel Cruz
Wyatt Bennett
That didn't happen
Jeremiah Collins
Isaiah Ward
Aaron Miller
That's not where "%"s go
Aiden Diaz
Nolan Foster
Kayden Peterson
>The ole spicey keychain
Parker Stewart
Jace Hill
>stonetoss
Fuck off
Gavin Sullivan
Is this scene from Kelly's hero's?
Justin Phillips
When I first came to Yea Forums in 2005 I started out on /f/lash since that was the most interesting, entertaining board at the time. Yea Forums was just moot and a few assholes constantly screaming for the cancer to get off the board so that was just boring. Yea Forums got interesting for a while between 2007 and 2010 when Anonymous used it as a kind of home base for their various operations but then all the idiot moron kids from LULSSEC came along and really fucked everything up. It was all downhill from there until 2015 when Moot finally said "fuck this lame shit, it's all stupid and boring now", and sold it all to that greedy idiot fucktard Hiroshimoot who instantly proceeded to completely fuck everything up by mainstreaming the site. I rarely come on Yea Forums anymore, choosing to make the occasional visit to /f/ instead since that's still far more interesting than stale, boring, moronic mainstream old Yea Forums
Justin Mitchell
Libertarian here, I can back that up times a million. I'd see that orange faggot sworn in a thousand more times before seeing Hillary getting anywhere near the presidency again.
Anthony Robinson
Any oldfags able to back this up?
Nolan Russell
oh thank god, just random guns going off at schools. where can i sign my kids up?
Benjamin Edwards
Help I’m a liberal college student, need money for man bun extensions.
Anything helps
Juan Diaz
Neat feet, not nice, but neat.
Carter Smith
Carson Reed
more guns!
Jace Flores
Better than having Muhammad Alkashir III come in and behead your kids as the police stand around with their limp penises since they aren't allowed to carry guns.
Christopher Martin
Joshua Smith
What country has that problem?
Sebastian Gomez
yes
Anthony Thompson
Germany, England, Sweden. May not be school beheadings, but you've got rampant knife terror and pedophile grooming gangs running amok while the police spend money on painting their cars rainbow for pride month, because "diversity" is more important than public safety.
John Nguyen
Landon Miller
Wrong
Elijah Martin
Yeah, pretty much it.
It was cp, gore and raids.
Now its porn.
Not into cp or gore, but some epic lulz were had in those raids.
Luke Evans
Actual faggot
You just don't point it at something you don't want to destroy. Was that hard?
Aiden Brooks
The raids seem like they were great. Why do we have rules against it now?
Carter Martin
Whoa! Everybody watch out for this edgelord!
Jack Cox
I like how it always is compared to Europe and never Africa or Dune Coon countries.
Julian Lopez
Josiah Powell
it'll be easy to tell them apart when only one of them goes to school
Matthew Cox
People died. Celebs were butthurt. Bombthreats shut down quite a few large events. ect
Too much heat
Michael Cook
No they don't
Jose Brooks
>People died
Whom?
Great argument you mongoloid faggot. Do you actually have something to say for yourself or not?
Grayson Bell
Adrian Morales
Samuel Walker
1) Those countries have a much lower murder rate then the U.S.
2) They do have armed police, they just realize they don't need them for when someone is playing music too loud.
Also, you seem to have the burden of proof backwards
Lucas Morgan
I've been here since 2008
back then Yea Forums was nothing but porn threads and retards having 'fun' with the word filters
around 2014 the gamergate retards and then the nazis started to come in and posted a lot more pepe
also their always were people around telling each other that THIS wasn't their THEIR Yea Forums anymore and that it had been ruined by newfags which the gamergate retards and nazis later called SJWs and cucks
Zachary Diaz
fuckin niggers man lol
Parker Foster
I want og pic
Ian Howard
back to twitch and fageddit you go, nigger.
>sunshine
south park is fucking retarded.
Eli Hughes
You may want to do a search on the small computer in your pocket
Juan Walker
>1) Those countries have a much lower murder rate then the U.S.
Pretty much the same per capita, faggot. It's been rising more steadily in the EU by the way.
>They do have armed police, they just realize they don't need them for when someone is playing music too loud.
Or when there's a Muslim terrorist attack, or when someone breaks into your house, or steals your purse, or there's a murder... Etc... They only need them when it has been found that someone doesn't have a TV or butter knife license, or someone made a mean comment on Twitter because the Sandniggers stabbed their grandma.
>Also, you seem to have the burden of proof backwards
I just gave you proof that the Sussex county PD spends almost $500 dollars per car painting their squad cars up to look like rainbows when they don't even have the budget to patrol their streets. Do you have something with which to refute that? I think that YOU don't understand burden of proof.
Juan Collins
Yeah he's full of shit