How bad is it?

I get that, but she heart likes my posts on fb.

I'm getting mixed signals here.

If she just said no I could just move on.

>she heart likes my posts on fb
Please never reproduce. In fact, cut off your balls right now to ensure this.

>I get that, but she heart likes my posts on fb.
how old are you btw? Jesus..

bad, not saying this to get you down
but just move on
shes being nice, even if you did make her go to dinner with you she'd consider it a free meal and courtesy from the very start nothing more

That literally means less than nothing

I really like this girl tho, we got history.
I thought her to smoke weed, we went camping all the time and we shared a first kiss. I've known her since I was 14 but we just recently reconnected since I'm in the area visiting my mom.

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>I only have a month left before I decide where to go next tho.
what's with the timeline OP?

35, I don't get this shit at all.

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>reddit spacing
>heart likes on facebook

get off the computer son what wrong with your god damn brain boy

Well I'm visiting my mom right now, I just got laid off and was living with my dad before. I'm staying here until my birthday, about a month. After that who knows. I might just inna woods for a bit.

>but she heart likes my posts on fb.
You remember how your kindergarten teacher used to give you gold stars and smiley face stickers when you drew a cool picture in class? That's also not a sign that someone wants your dick...

Damn my kindergarten teacher was hot as fuck too.

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I understand how you feel man, I swear. It sucks how cool they are and how every fiber in your being wants to hold her in your arms. But becoming her orbiter hurts way more than never having her. The feelings eventually wear off and as cliche as it sounds you will meet someone else. Nothin against you but for whatever reason she's not into you but she's trying to keep her foot in the door for a possible source of attention and validation and that is not a road you want to go down. It's the archetype of chaos.

T. Jordan peterstein

Depends on if she makes rent lol.

How the fuck you need rent money to let someone take you to dinner? If anything wouldn't that save you money?

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take the hint you fucking creep and fuck off. you're going to end up posted on those fucking cringe posts always bugging a girl

I waited 8 hours...

Technically yes, but that line of thinking avoids the actual problem. If she hasn't made rent then going on a date with you isn't going to solve it. You're too selfish to see beyond the fact that she is just trying to survive right now and instead of taking that at face value you are trying to see if you stand a chance with her romantically.

Even if she doesn't have any work that night to help make rent, she doesn't want to go on a date dude. She doesn't want to glam up and put on an act and try to be likeable. She wants to stay home and try to think of a solutoin to her problem.

She wanted to know if you'd offer cash. You didn't. She's out. Bullet dodged. Plenty more fish etc.

I get what you're saying.
I still have no idea if she's interested or not tho.

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She's not. Move on.

it’s too easy to identify how ghetto trash the participants of this text conversation are.

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I like this girl tho, I wouldn't give her money but I would advertise her business for her. I mean maybe I'm just a hopeless romantic.

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>I'm getting mixed signals here.
No mixed signals, m8. Your palm and a waiting kleenex are going to be more receptive to your romantic advances.

Because she doesn't know. She is too busy trying to not lose her home.

Type this verbatim: "Well, if you need cash that bad... maybe we can work something out."

How could I really know that unless she tells me?

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The Bat Cave.

Yea, money's a bitch.

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I have very little money tho.

I'd give it a week, and try again. Try not to be so forceful. You sound rather tactless here.

Are you fucking retarded or desperate

This. Wtf,op.

I know that. Thats why FB hearts are your currency. But she doesn't know that. And you don't have to carry it any further. If she says yes, she's a whore and you don't want her. If she says no, you can just laugh and say it's a rough world out there, be careful who you tell your money woes to.

I've never approached a woman romantically before.

And all I get not trying is the crazy ones.
Little bit of both tbh

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Reads like an invitation for you to open your wallet before she opens her bra strap user. Try being a romantic without the hopeless part and look elsewhere.

Well it certainly shows. This isn't even a matter of experience user, when someone is so insistent on a problem just pretending like they didn't say it and insisting on meeting is just tactless.

Llol i love gettin friends like u bitches but then ubget all clingy and lownkey creepy. Like youre type non stop messages after a break up and threatens to kill them selves like its the worst thing in their life happening. Meanwhile being like 25 years of age so clearly have not lived much of a life either sheltered or hermited most their existance.

For examplenmy almost 26 year old grown ass friend laidnin a field outside my gfs sisters house becausr she brokenup with jim n he cried and non stopped messaged her till she csme out. Hes lucky i wasnt there to break some fingers.

I just sent this.

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Are you crazy, retarded, or trolling?

Killing yourself is impossible I've tried a bunch.

Crazy

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This right here is whg she doesn't like you. She can tell you almost expect her to like you or not like you cannot go with the flow and see what happens.
Women arent that hard to understand, u just trigger ur autisim like black/white way of thinking and apply it to the women species.
Hangout with here dont send her paragraphs dont call her beautiful over text, slowly get her tontext you first and maybr shell invite you out for drinksnor knight you as the guy she calls at 2am. Stop being so desperate mate.

Get a hobby. Dont focus on girls. Make your prioriyy right no doing something great, that energy alone with attrach women.

Women sense when you are desperately looking for one, they can tell my how you act think etc.

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She responded

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I am not going to lie user, this is a rather sweet old fashioned thing to do. Your head may not be screwed on right, but it is screwed on nicely.

so what weirdo. she didn't want to fucking answer. you never seen dudes bugging days and weeks later?

>sage buddies
Holy fuck you’re autistic, someone please cap this shit

I'm of the generation that expects a reply to a message.

I even call people on the phone sometimes.

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Bruh the more you message in the beginning stage is the more you just push ur self into the friend zone....
7am " hey wana hangout later um just let me know and ill come over and get you" not forward that girls like almost like you're trying tonforce her tonsay yes or youre saying yes for her.

Try a imma murder u approach.

Meet female. Get contact infor. Build rapour in person always make eye contact.

First message usually hey annon.

Few days later depending on day lime if its thursday ask her what shes up to this weekend.

Pretend u are excite about her plans say ys you and ur friends are going to go to the pub/bar/club/stay home drink cuz bar prices r retarded/ sesh ehat ever u do.

Maybe you will spark a lets hang out or hey maybe we should all meet up

If this doesnt happen dont message her till like mid the next week try to make plans for thag weekend. Look up some cool drinknincluded activities bitches love 10 dollar pasta and drink deals.

If not try and hangout n do other shit like movies. Remember say more sht in person than over text let her be the paragraph texter.

Or just get a job as a railroader bro youll ne cut clean and built like a mf N have crazy money

make it a $5 "donation" and receive a free bunch of sage

That's why she isnt saying no. This dude's got it right.i know it sucks bro especially if it's someone you got history with. Been there before and it ain't worth it. If she wanted to see you she would have said yes or set a hard time to meet later. GL man

again You're gettin mad because she notnsure if she really cares to go out with someone?
Thats turning her off, i hope you unlock women or youll always be that guy that girls mock when thry say shit like " lol guys always think we're into them"

Bruh grils dont make up their kind easily too so if u cant handle a girl ur trying tontake on a date you are not ready to date one go become gay instead

Sorry try a Im not going to murder you approach**

I would never speak to her like that, I was just venting.

I'm not so much mad as dissapointed, only children play mind games.

I just want an answer so I can move on

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How can she play mind games if you've never been up in her guts yet?

Man if you lived in canada id teach u how to get women :(

Just ask "do you have feelings for me? Because I keep thinking about you"

Take a deep breath and type it faglord

I don't have time for the long game, she's the only thing keeping me here and my ex wants me to visit her next month. So I either plan for a road trip, or get a job and look for a room to rent in her area.

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If she was into you in any sort of way that was real and healthy then she'd make the time for you regardless of anything else. I just spent the last year chasing my best female friend. I finally gave up, moved to a new city, and almost instantly found a new girlfriend who is CRAZY about me, wants to be with me, and is even forcing herself to get over commitment fears and intimacy issues because she wants to be with me that badly. This is a girl who straight up told me she's terrified of her feelings for me, that her instinct is to run, but she is so crazy about me that she's gonna take the risk and be with me, because she likes me *that* much.

I say this to provide you with context: It doesn't matter what issues a girl has. If she is into you, she will want to be with you regardless, instead of using those issues as excuses as to why not to be with you, or even hang out with you.

Trust me dude, as someone who was once in your exact same position: move the fuck on. Seriously, it is *so* much better on this side of the fence.

I'm gonna be the one person on to say this easily can mind fuck a person.

>I havent

Say

"I can't stop thinking about filling your sweet fuzzy front bottom with bollock yoghurt"

I think that's something you say in person.

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Uuh man but for real you need to stop thinking the way you do. If you never get bitches then why do you keep being the way you are. Reboot and restructure.

If you're hungup over a female not really giving youba straight forward answer about a date then you're basically a SIMP.

Im hung up over the fact my ex stole my xbox one x lol.

You might even be feelin feelings that arent even mutual lol

I just think she could be like your girl but to afraid to say anything.

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Don't do it OP. Wait until her problems have been solved, then ask her to go celebrate. If she rejects you then she is just not interested.

Long game? Bro one ofnmy best female friends once told me if you are always hanging out with a female and havent fucked in a few days youte gonns be a friend unless youre hot. But if there isnt any opportunity for it maybe you need to wotk around shit. She mentioned a surgury and youre trying to bug her with romantic shit? Thats gonna piss a female off. Maybe you shoukd say fuck i hope sll is well i know youre a strong ass chick tho. Or even ask what her surgary was for?

Bitchrs love tslkin about them selves

Sounds like this chick has a drug problem and she thinks your a big enough sucker to fall for the I need rent or pay off my credit excuse dont give her a dime and run to the hills bud

This.

If you want an answer then straight up say to her: "Hey, I like you a lot, and I'm interested in seeing if we could be more than just friends. I'll take you out to dinner this Friday so we can talk about this in person, no matter what your feelings on the matter are." You can't ask a girl out, you need to *tell* her you're taking her out, in a respectful manner. If she's into you, she'll go out with you. If she's not, then she'll decline. It's that simple.

Honestly dude, she's probably not interested in you.

But you could find out in like 2 mins.

I don't think you want to know the truth if you don't ask. Enjoy the view from orbit rocket man.

I do get bitches, just crazy ones. This one is crazy in the good way.

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hey. more of this kinda shit.

You seriously need some sort of rapour too before you bug her about dates and shit. Who cares ifbyou thibk shes the the greatest girl u ever met shits gotta b mutual mate and she doesnt really habe to let u kno if she likes u or not.

We've talked about the surgery. It's money she needs.

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Then you need to be direct. Tell her you need to talk to her in person about something, and that it's important to you. If she is like my girl, then what she's telling herself is "if he were interested in me he'd ask me out straight up, not be all wishy-washy about it." So be straight up.

Would have been said alre

Tell her she is your Ramona Flowers

She probably was busy n just replying to people?

Let me check out my bills and didnt reply to the enxt text yet ? Bruh some girls litterarly forget sbout their texr for a few days unless she already gettin piped down then you arent a prioraty reply.

Yeah that was the only problem with that post... The fuck did I just read

Dont do this thst is creepy as balls. Just ask in a day or two if shes feeling better from her surgaru and what it was for. Then ask if shed like to go for some coffee. Then tslk in person say you like her alot and hope you're not comint off too strong. Only sense of hope or mayne buold rapour n just go do dope shit with her

New messages

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Coffee vs dinner datr less pressure yenno

Being direct isn't being creepy. It's just being direct. Spoken as someone who has never had a problem getting girls by doing what you proclaim to be "creepy."

The second a dude starts hinting around at wanting to go out, or have dinner together, she instantly knows that the dude is into her. From there, she's just gonna be waiting to see if the dude is confident enough to ask her out directly, or be all roundabout with it like y'all two are being.

Girls aren't interested in roundabout. There's a reason assholes get girls so easily - because they have no fucks to give, and ask a girl out as if she's already said yes.

Fuck NO don't even see her nigga. Your about to go on a good damn adventure and you trying to settle with some bitch who wants you to pay her rent to go on a date?

My life is an adventure, love is also an adventure.

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No but being direct about a girl u just have a crush on is pretty creppy. Being forward is usually better. Just dont message a bunch of fillers and don't text back right the fuck away like ur ready to lick the poop off her toilet paper. Stop humpin her leg and let something start.

Ever think maybe youre the one killing ur owm chances.

I guess i just dont have these problems. I grew up with lots of females and I just know what girls like lol.

Did you have a fucking stroke while typing this? Get a fucking dictionary

So what do girls like?
I've always thought it was money, orgasms and chocolate. In that order.

They like nonsense, crazy shit obviously orgasms.

Lol if u use money as ur number 1 bitch gaining thing it bettwr be hustling money like youre makin 10k+ a month out of nothin.
Or you making atleast 7k a month legitimately.

Bitches like ur attitude n peronality.

Helps if you're carribean too and like some of the same shit they do or watch the note book with them or greys anatomy.

I don't need one I'll pay someone to spell check

Then again girls kinda expect good sex, the less you say you got a big dick the more they know it. The less you say you gonna make that ass clap the more theyre intreged by you.
I litterarly tell girls Im just gonna disapoint them because at the end of the day, thats what woman want. and that i have a small dick lool.

And i say that i have a small dick, sorry i always half type and dont double check.

I tried to hang myself a few years ago and everyday I wonder if I died that day because so much shit is different.

I got a nice sized member and when I was 12 my mom told me "learn what the lesbians do" and I have found that to be sage advice.

You sound like Brad lol

Well ya im hung but when you tell a girl u got a small dick theyre instantly thinking of your dick. They like expect without expecting that you're hung. They're like "who tf says this nah i gotta see myself"

Girls just do that. It means literally nothing. They can send you heart emojies in chat, say you're cute/funny etc and it still means literally nothing.

Nice trick.

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Ya imma go to bed now op find some self purpose then thatll attract girls. Stop chasing girls so hard and then theyll chase you.

Id say join the army but youte probably in the usa and they start you guys at like 1600 a month.
Get a railroad job it changed my life, 12/14 hr days or youre givin your ot away.

For me at 22 n hr 10ndays of work out of town gives me like 140 hrs works out to 3400/3500 every two weeks in CAD. (Probably closer to 3k in USD) stack up save ur money finish ur goals and dont let girls hold u back from them.

Man in 1 more year ill be makin almost 10k a month, for myself not the bitches and Im 23 right now no highschool.
If i can get hoes n make money so can u.

Nite user, if this shit don't work out imma just innawoods for a bit.

This user. All the anons are giving you sound advice. We feel you because we've been down this road before and it sucks. Better to just move on rather than being a simp for her. Trust me, it'll hurt more doing the latter.

This is your biggest issue right now. You are revolving your life around females. Live where you want to live and don't let an ex or new love dictate your next move.

I like women, they can clean after I cook. Also sex is fun.

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Dude, learn how to fucking spell you retarded faggot. It's hard to read all the bullshit you've typed here so far. Useless ass advice.

>hungerier than a stripper trying to make rent on a sunday.

Bruh, you're fucking retarded. Women don't need to be with someone to play mind games. How simple are you?

OP is making me physically sick reading all this cringe. God damn son. You have no self respect. Go ahead become an orbiter faggot.

Dude, are you a virgin? This is so one dimensional about women.

If you had read this thread at all you could see it's much more complex than that.

Don’t give a fuck. Any smart user can read the tone of her messages. She’s dodging him. She doesn’t want anything to do with him other than him being a personal wallet. The evidence speaks louder than the history.

What evidence?

user, are you really this dense that you cant see she isnt interested? Holy shit. I hope you get ruined by her. I'm glad I'm not like this anymore. Fucking move on and stop putting pussy on a pedestal that you cant move on from one. Fucking faggot. Kill yourself.

Who hurt you?

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I'm just saying I've had friends tell me this. What do you think you need to prove you're the top wolf pack? Even if you do something remotely cool for yourself for a job a female will be more attracted to you.

I guess depending on female you need to cater the conversation to who it is.

Cant always hit every bitch with dirty shit right off the bat some just wana talk and like you and do that shit in person. Some like the cheesy shit about eatting them out.

Shit I'm having a relization. Maybe girls just like me and i have 0 game yo. Im never like up under bitches asses or acting desperate tho. Do they like that or do they like. How dare u make me question this

Dude, none of the shit you are saying makes sense. I'm assuming english isnt your first language.

Stop avoiding the truth user.

I was born in Canada. I just forget to add words here and there because I type too fast lol. Im also on my phone.

You sound like a Brad, I'm assuming you grew up in a frat house.

repost from earlier. fuck off OP

Lool if you're getting emotional over a woman you haven't even banged yet and falling victim to female ways. You are a sucker for mediocer pussy.

I honestly think women don't even know whats going on in their brains half the time, why stress yourself out and get butt hurt over one who isnt showing as much intrest as youd like?

This is becoming a very psychedelic thing to read

Yes this is the second thread, but there have been back and forth messages since then

Who says I'm getting emotional? Are you too retarded to observe friends or have you had any chick friends who does this shit? I'm assuming you don't since you're super one dimensional. Both, you and OP are fags. OP needs to learn to move on and you need to stop being one dimensional.

No Im just not goof. I don't buy women drinks, they buy me drinks. If a woman is playing games? They are doing so they know jow it is making you feel, so why continue to chase them?

Yes women love being chased and feeling wanted too but all im saying is thay I do not have these problems because I am not a sucker.

This is rough

Opps im just not a goof. I really need to turn auto correct back on.

Oh gezz i forgot a sentence.

If women are playing game, cut them off.

Lool games*

this bitch doesnt want anything to do with you and is trying to spare your feelings
you're dumb for not seeing it though

Lool thiisss

Like if you think women are playin games n dont have the balls to cut them off you're a goof.

You probbaly think theres some weird way to earn women.

I pick up on really anyones intentions within a few minutes of talking with them so I guess that helpe with females.

Some just wana be friends. What's wrong with fucking like 5 or even 4 out of 10 (for example) girls in your life?

She knows you're only saying this stuff just to see her again. Keep this up and she'll be forced to let you down hard.

I want a hard no, I can deal with rejection. It's the not knowing that is fucking with me.

Imma get my hat back, if she wants to be there cool, if not I'll get it from the roommate when she's at work.

She's holding my hat hostage.

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just ask straight up OP. i just got out of a 6 year relationship a week ago and the conclusion to this conversation you're havign with her is the only thing thats keeping me goign right now. do it for me OP

you arent going to get it
i've dealt with many people with whom this was this case
eventually you learn to leave well enough alone

Do you know how depressing it is to have reddit destroy my preferred formatting for text?

It's fucking awful.

It's almost as bad as GG becoming ritual at end of game regardless of what transpired. I miss StarCraft era internet

dude.. this is so cringe. all of this. you need to chill out, that makes girls fucking annoyed.