The missionaries have finally converted you, Yea Forums! Roll for your new religion

The missionaries have finally converted you, Yea Forums! Roll for your new religion.
>1: Mormon
>2: Sikh
>3: Muslim
>4: Buddhist
>5: Hindu
>6: Baptist
>7: Amish
>8: Old Norse
>9: Jewish
>0: Wiccan
Dubs become athiest.
Trips become a radical terrorist for their new religion.
Quads becomes the chosen prophet for their new religion and hearkens the end of days for all.
Quints ascends to Godhood and must report back with their new commandments for us to follow.

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Rollin my faith.

check my trips

Rolling

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Come onnnn, Old Norse baby!

Fuck yeah!
Cya fags and your weaker religions later!

h.rollins

Rollerino

roll

fuck god damn fucking cyclist religion

Please be old norse

Rejoice, for I have come to save us all

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I wnoder

To hell with your false gods, for mine is the only true savior

Lego

Rolling for Jewish

tfw not buddhist terrorist

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That’s about right

lets do this

I wish to be the little girl

I used to wnoder all the time, but I stopped because I started getting a callous.

Roll

praise allah

Rolll

roll

roll

Atheist get

Lord of Blep. Blep be praised.

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i'll convert

rolling

Praise Odin.

ROLLE

Saint Dubs. Check em

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Thou shalt not suffer a false prophet

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This is a new one

Roll

rolly

And tomorrow I'll have another. Until then, ALLAHU AKBAR

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rollerz

Please not Muslim. I do not want to cut my dick, beat my wife and then explode.

Rillerino

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Rollo

youtu.be/hfKpTw5eksM

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ahh

Roland

Fuck that, reroll

Penis enlargement is our top priority.

Roll

Baptist isn't a religion, Mohammed.

Roll for athiesm
>ebin :DDD

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I'll have to Google old Norse and Wiccan. Fuck I'm so uneducated, rolling for Buddhist!

rollin

M'lady

M'lady part 2

Re type re install roll

M'lady part 3 they really want me as a sikh..

Roll

Roll

rolling for trips

This should be

fuck

Hah now I don’t believe in gods I’m to busy studying the blade

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lets see my faith

IM YOUR GOD NOW PEASANTS!

Quints GEEEEETT!

Huh... Ironic. Heheheh...

cmon quints

I approve this message user!

-just another user

Rollin'.

Huttt

the amish are fags

Behold the face of your new god

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wtf is mormon

Landed on Norse. Good news. You still get to burn down churches

Check em?

A religion started in America

Rollerino

uhhhh, re?

>no jehovah witness. I'm out

Last re, I swear

You’re in for a treat. m.youtube.com/watch?v=hBsRj6V8pD8

Roll

Only the classiest for me

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ALLAHU ACKBAR ( i hope )

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Save a clitiris... Roll Christian!
Fuck you and feed you 2 fisheads. Muslies...

fuckin way she goes boys

roll

My one and only commandment

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Jews don’t do that either.

hope for jew

Some retards that can't properly read the Bible

You’re allowed to convert in real life.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kmb5zhfDapA

Roll

Rolling for religion

Roll

Ugh... Fuck the Jews, I'm out

Rolling for jesus

Rolling for quints that won't quome.

roll

I know this feeling of loss, user

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loading aka rollin

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roll

roll

Let’s go 0, Wiccan women are all sluts

r0ll

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>0

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plz b jew

rol

Roll check

Oh boy let's have a fun jihad joyride

Blasphemy

Rollin

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dubs

cool. according to south park, mormons are the only ones that don't go to hell.

reroll

I, Norse Bunnycat, must pillage and rape!!!

Roll

thou shall follow my commands

underrated

Multiple wives please? Or the crazy witches.

I’d like to be an radical terrorist if atheism. But OPs rules fucked it up...

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Rolling for based kebab removal Sikh conversion.

72 virgins boys time to kill whitey.

>Mudslime Interception
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

ping

Allahu akbar

Roll

Rolling for Christian

well i guess atheism is better

Oy Vey

Roll
>hope i get the one I already am

Enjoy your wives
Damn

Yay I’m Mormon again!

Rollerino

Don't know what half of those are

Roll

Roll

ALL WILL LOVE ME

rooooooo

roll

Dubs please.

Stand back gentlemen as I become god, don’t worry I’ll remember you all when I create us a new heaven with anime bitches and amazing WiFi

Fuck yes. No ancient fairytales for me. I'm a genius programmer and I'm too smart for religion.

Praise me as your deity

Unlikely, but I'll toss those dice.

dis gon be gud

Nigger shit

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Ah fuck it

Holy shit I win first try

KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN

Rollerino

roller

Remember that Jesus is in all of us