How the fuck do l drink vodka without having it burn the back of my throat, gagging it...

Pinch tour nose like there's a bad smell in the room, then down it like a pro

lol no. this guy is a moron. an alcoholic drinks more and all the time. usually a wino or a favorite mixed drink. i am absolutely sure i could drink this retard under the table as he tries to drink his "manly straight vodka".

underage b&

don't be a pussy

leave neat, deep breath, breath out, take shot, ahh. get something better than smirnoff though. its good for getting fucked up but not for drinking straight.

Stop being a fucking pussy, down that shit and grunt the burn out afterwards. You faggot shouldn't deserve to drink. Jesus fucking christ

vodka is shit

Eat slavic foods and stop being such a bitch about pain, stay cheeki breeki!

mix it with Arnold palmers Arizona iced tea. that's my go to. goes down great but leaves enough of a burn to remind you of how much you hate yourself and wish you died over seas because the woman you thought was the one you were going to settle down with and have children left you, completely crushing you inside and destroying your trust in others and replacing it with a fear of commitment... and Arnold palmers iced tea
you'll be drinking a handle and a half of the cheapest vodka on the daily in no time!

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pickles like a true russian

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Drink your fucking vodka then drink something else afterwords like orange juice or red bull to get rid of the taste

Thanks for the tip, user.

if you keep gagging while drinking vodka maybe you should stop deepthroating dicks while you drink it

Mix it with something

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Since you obviously don't know what you're talking about, I'll just laugh and go back to my drink.

This. You will drunk more as well

first, you should address your autism

Listen my man, good vodka should be oderless and tasteless. Try Greygoose or Finlandia

Put the bottle in the freezer for an hour

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Buy some spicy v-8 you stupid faggot make a bloody Mary

>Greygoose or Finlandia
are you a gay. tasteless and oder less and picking the most expensive vodka that isnt even good.
are you over 21?
also expensive != good

just stick to beer if you can't finish a shot

grow a pair.

>it's poison you fuckwit.

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Mm mm okay so
Small small sip of chaser first. Just a sips worth and leave that in your mouth while you take the shot(don't breathe until you have drank the Shot and drank the subsequent chaser). So chaser, fat shot w no breathing, chaser again. It will lessen the taste of the alcohol significantly.

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>burn in throat
this is hard liquor, kid. a good one will burn less, but you can't just switch that off. don't be a child

im actually 100% serious im literally 14 and i can take shots all day pussy just be a man goddamn thats humiliating if a 120 pound 14 year old can throw back shots better than u

Why dont you just get the cotton candy flavored shit. so you can down the whole thing in 20 minutes and send yourself to the hospital.

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This again??
OP is a fag
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Grey Goose tastes like pepper. I don't understand why people think it's top shelf. The price makes idiots think it's somehow "better".

Keep the vodka in the freezer. If you want to do shots, it makes it easier to go down. But also use a chaser if necessary. But also just find a simple drink to mix. Vodka + tonic water, for example.

Fuckin shots with a face mixer.

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Just practice man

am I a savage because I can drink the damn straight up with no mixer or like am I just a dick head for drinking vodka straight up no mixers no chaser?

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you are a drunk

Let me help ya, little Yea Forumsro. Switch that horse piss to Stoli Orange, pour it over rocks, let rocks melt a little. Crack a beer. Drink the beer, sip the vodka.