Greetings, Yea Forums.
I'm an actor you likely have seen in a few things in the past.
I'm bored and have a few hours to kill, and my friend suggested I let you guys try to guess who I am by asking questions, and once someone guesses correctly, I will take a selfie with a timestamp to prove who I am.
Let's go!
Have you ever been accused of, or been found guilty of molesting someone/intending to rape someone/being a general Hollywood degenerate ?
How old are you?
How many movies have you played in?
Whose dick did you suck to get famous, schlomo?
Alright.. I'll bite
Have you ever been featured in a superhero film or episode of Law & Order?
I sure have not! It's fucked up though, right? People were noticeably on edge for a while once this stuff started happening, it makes me wonder what else is going on that I'm not aware of. Luckily I've never let myself get to wound up in their little world.
Mid 30's
It's honestly impossible to say off the top of my head. I started when I was a child, and I've been doing this for nearly 30 years now, most of it is just a blur at this point. It's gotta be quite a lot though, maybe 30 or so credits now?
Are you A list?
Name 5 movies, 4 you werent in, 1 you were, to help us guess.
What genre of movies?
are you jake black?
Adam Sandler nice
good idea and bump
>jake black
Roger Pattinson aka batman
Name a costar that played alongside in a movie
Ron Jeremy
Omg its nostigc critci!!!!!!!111
Are you A list or B list?
What country are you from?
Have you done TV and stage crap or just movies?
A list feels like a tad bit of a stretch hahaha
I'm gonna make this tricky:
- The Dark Knight
- Funny People
- Birdman
- 12 years A Slave
- Another Earth
Answering this question makes me cringe haha, I've been in a variety of things at this point, but it seems people typically associate me with what are deemed "quirky" drama films
No but he's a wonderful guy. you meant Jack, right?
seth rogen
Gary oldman
>mid 30's
>Adam Sandler
are you, a retardo?
John Goodman
I've done stuff on broadway, yes
If you are Adam Sandler... Please, for the love of all that is holy, stop.
Funny People was not Funny... nothing you've done since Wedding Singer was.
are you charlie day
Are you only a actor or have you done anything outside of acting?
What's your race/ethnicity?
Is this Bruce Jenner?
What do you think about trump?
dude they hate trump
there an actor and maybe there a jew
Ok, here's my question.
Whats your name?
Fuck off you self important douche nozzle.
what does the original pic have to do with you?
Yes but there level of insult may speak volumes
I wrote and directed for the first time only within the last few years actually. I've worked on film soundtracks, but I'm pretty sure that's a lesser known fact
It's not a recent photo, I took it a few years ago on set. The man crouching with the camera is not filming, he's actually taking photos for continuity purposes, so if we have to reshoot, or things need to be moved around, we can look at the pictures later and be sure everything is exactly where it originally was.
Guess they didn’t have a continuity guy on the game of thrones set for the last season
Name start with j?
Most famous person you've ever had sex with?
How old were you when you were born?
My long time girlfriend, and recently my fiance :)
like 80
Are you above or below 6'1?
Well
...
any question?
Guess who are you is not allowed, huh?
What's your hair color?
3 movies you have starred in
The mark of a great actress is being able to fuck Harvey Weinstein and convince him that you're enjoying it. Agree or disagree?
My theory about why no A-listers have accused him of anything. They don't want anyone to know.
Height weight and hair color?
Can you just do a timestamp on the floor or something or hold up your thumb and pinky?
below
brown
GUYS ITS PEWDIEPIE1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EVERYTHING ADD UP SCARE PEWDIEPEI SAESON 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Cheeky fucker. Second most famous then, I want a name.
Probably Harvey Keitel.
Are you fat?
u are Kevin Smith
Everyone's asking shitty questions, and OP is replying slow as molasses. This thread is shit.
Do you have kids?
Lol, lowkey makes sense
Seth Rogan
Make it better then oh almighty superior autist
Nvm it doesn't
nope, but my fiance likes telling me I have fat cheeks.
Nope
were you a child actor?
Are you from the right side of the Atlantic or left side?
He already answered that
YOUR NAME IS WILLIAM MAPOTHER
SELFIE NOW TIMESTAMP NOW!!!!
What city were you born in?
Have you ever had a main role, if so, were ist famous movies?
I'm not browsing the whole thread for that...
O thought this too.
mid 30's =/= William Mapother
>What city were you born in?
>Are you from the right side of the Atlantic or left side?
What is that going to get you? Ask better questions. I asked him what race he is but he didn't answer because he's a cheeky cunt.
>WILLIAM MAPOTHER
Who is 54. This guy is younger.
have you ever worked with Roland Emmerich ?
City is probably too specific, but at this point it's our best chance, if OP can't answer this one maybe state would do.
MATTHEW LEE ERLBACH THEN NIGGA
Some actors are from other counties dipshit.
I was leaning towards Vincent Gallo... but, think you might be too young.
Yes, I was first on TV in 1998
Left. Born in New York City
I've had a few main roles, yes. And a good number of them went on to be quite successful, being nominated for academy awards, which btw I have mixed feelings about.
No, sorry
I'm trying questions he's actually going to answer, unlike yours
Do you believe in life after love?
Are you a dude?
Seth rogan? Wow it's an honor to meet you. I myself am an aspiring unfunny pot head.
i really dont think youre strong enough, NOOOOO
'Cher'
do you smoke weed ....any movies have a recognizable costar?
under rated lmaooo
Alex Vincent?
Bred
Why are you on Yea Forums?
Jason Schwartzman for 200 Alex
Seth is a Canuck.. this guy is New York
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
He's only answering questions that won't tell us who he is, because he's obviously not someone famous or recognizable so this thread is shit
Good question but tbh I doubt any famous girl would internally get recognized here
Prolly true
No but I believe in Cher after sex.
Yes
I am not Seth Rogen hahaha, but that's a good guess
Why no of course I don't smoke weed! hah.
And yes you could certainly say so.
I've been in a lot of movies with very well known and respected actors, people who have won awards for best actor etc, I just don't think I'm generally as quickly recognized by everyone as quickly the other actors are
Ok my name starts with a P
fuck you seth rogan you fat donut ass hole eating cock guzzling mofo
your james franco roast intro was weak
MORE JEW JOKES MOTHERFUCKER FUCK THE FCC
>hurr durr wHAt's uR fAvORitE COloR
>ORANGE LOL
>Seth Rogan!!11
Guys he gone.
How many movies are you credited with on IMDB?
Paul Cockholster?
Ew Paul Rudd
If Paul show is your dick
Paul Dano
Paul Meazy
Paul mezey?
Mezey*
I feel sorry for him wasting time here, currently Yea Forums only cares about reposting porn and being a piece of Reddit.
Peter Brooke
Philip Bulcock
Peter DeFaria?
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
kek when it's
>Paul Dano
ty for the spelling correction :D
Bill Camp?
He's the only one credited in 12 Years a slave AND Birdman
100%
>>being this retarded
>B
>P
How could someone go so wrong in life?
paul dano
>12 years A Slave
Paul Dano
He said he had only been in one of those movies, not all of them
No kids ruled him out
Beard?
Eye colors?
Correct. :)
Selfie incoming!
Oh yeah, remember the good ol' days when Yea Forums wasn't called "the asshole of the internet"? Fuck off.
Pic of OP in your natural habitat
Who the fuck is Paul Dano
Here is the selfie
ugly ass mf
No fucking way Paul Dano is posting on Yea Forums
You're Paul Dano.
Hey dude I loved you in little miss sunshine, it’s my favourite film
OP did not deliver, OP is a faggot
Current Yea Forums is the asshole of Reddit and Tumblr most edgy cucks, 100x worse than old Yea Forums
Classic.
Well, this was pretty fun/cool. Thanks!
would never guess he was 35 without checking the IMDB like this user
>Greetings
a great actor. he played Eli and his brother in There Will Be Blood. he was in Prisoners, Escape at Danaemora, Okja, all kinds of shit. he's a good actor.
How is that a selfie. Post something not retarded with a timestamp
Who the fuck is Paul Dano?
Do you mean Paul Blart?
Thought you said you didn’t have kids you liar
I bet you starred in "Faggot Desperate for Attention: the autobiography"
Even though this thread is fake as fuck, it was still a good thread.
If he is, then time stamped selfie is required....
you must be new here
Time stamp the selfie. Write todays date on a piece of paper
>Paul Dano
Classic dano.
If its dano he should have gone to Yea Forums they idolize dano there.
Dano is a great actor though. See his top tier acting in prisoners and 12 years a slave.
You fuckers will fall for anything.
ok nice bait, you've waisted everyone's time
your eyes are in different zip codes. what disease do you have?
So he was in a bunch of shit I’ve never seen, gotcha. If he was so good he would have been in Pearl Harbor. Now that was a movie.
Was fun guessing tho.
which will absolutely not materialize and if you think it will you're an absolute retard.
Oh look some one caught on
it was a fun 10 minutes for many on here... many were likely recharging a fresh load from wanking to Trap and Ladyboy porn
Kek
It’s that same shit Bentdick Cumburglersnatch has
yeah, sadly this is probably the best thread on Yea Forums right now
Hartnett is based. O is a great movie, but Michael Bay needs to fucking die
You dumbfuck
Paula Shore, tits or gtfo
Dude I just watched you in Prisoners. excellent flick!
Hey Paul what do you think of my “wife’s” pussy?
...
>I'm bored and have a few hours to kill, and my friend suggested I let you guys try to guess who I am by asking questions, and once someone guesses correctly, I will take a selfie with a timestamp to prove who I am.
>selfie with timestamp
OP deliver or we'll boycott your (or an innocent other actor's) films. Don't fuck with Yea Forums. We'll ruin your career.
Looks dry.
No we won’t kid shut up
This isn't 2006 calm down.
Edgy retard
Shut the fuck up newfag. Yea Forums has done far worse to people for far less.
Ok redditard
What the hell is wrong with you
This guy gets it
>OP deliver or we'll boycott your (or an innocent other actor's) films. Don't fuck with Yea Forums. We'll ruin your career.
This
are people actually this fucking retarded
>who is Kenny Glenn.
you realise Yea Forums is a cesspool of cancerous retards with fewer brain cells than years left on this earth? nobody gon' do shit
Lel imagine being this cool
smells like summer
Wrong reply much?
You haven't heard? summer is forever
It’s true, one time I was looking at a YLYL thread and it was all bananas! Still have trouble sleeping.
Worth a try doe
nobody cares
just kill the meanest evilest jew you can
Haven’t even read any of the thread, this seems like a very Elijah Wood thing to do.
This isn't OP. Nice b8 user
I really just jerk off to Ben affleck a lot
I said no way it's him, are you retarded?
>no timestamp
fuck you
Imagine being this new.
TFW Yea Forums drove Jessi Slaughter to being a drug addled transsexual
TFW a robot on r9k decapitated an ethot.
Go back to your 8cha...oh wait. Kill yourself faggot.
phillip andre botello
Penis length in inches an mm please
More of my “wife’s” pussy. Would you give me the honor in fucking her Paul Dano?
Haley Joel Osment
/thread
LULZ being this fucking new. It wasn't a wrong reply but thanks for proving my point to the hilt. Kill yourself. Go back to posting le epic maymays on your facebook feed you fucking degenerate nigger.
the dude who killed that chick didn't even use Yea Forums. he was an irl beta orbiter of hers that she strung along for too long and him being a bald beta fag he snapped
You people clearly haven't been reading this thread.
Jimmy Saville
Or his secret bastard love child
Paul Dano wasn't even in some of the movies listed. This thread was stupid all around.
Joseph?
He was only supposed to be in one of the movies listed. That was the clue. You and this guy should fuck.
do you even have an wiki page?
Nope
Kevin Bacon?.
woah how'd you guess haha
Chris Pratt
havent read the thread yet but im gonna go with ryan reynolds. only actor i know
pretty bold move tbh
cool thread
>I'm an actor you likely have seen in a few things in the past.
doubt it. i don't watch gay porn.
nice trips. you seem cool regardless bro
in the post u replied to he said his name starts with P
pratt
wym trips
nigger
we should be boycotting hollywood altogether
Who?
hes a evil person if he meant his surname
damn that sucks
this
ive been with you everytime youve taken lsd
Paul dano?
You are Paul dano?
The milkshake guy from There will be blood?
OP is a fucking lying faggot, NOW POST TITS WITH TIMESTAMP PAUL.
Paul Town?
Include in timestamp lyrics from the song you sang in 12 years a slave
TITS WITH TIMESTAMP, COCKSHITTER. OP SMELLS FULL OF CUMMY SHIT TO ME.
>waisted
i wish i was u
Your brothers cock looks good, too
They're* faggot
The smell
Fucking timestamp, fucking tits, fucking your cock greasy face, stick a sharpie in your asshole for us spongiosum worshippers. Prove you're not a faglord liar, show us your tits and ass faggot actor piss drinker.
FUCK THIS THREAD, NONE OF YOU COCKBAGS HAVE INTEGRITY, EVERY THOT, MALE OR FEMALE MUST SHOW TITS WITH TIMESTAMP, GIVE US THE SWEET SHARPIE IN POOPER. HAVE STANDARDS, YOU PISS BOTTLE WIZARDS.
OP IS A LIAR
noomi rapace?
OP IS A LYING ETHOT, PROBS HAS DONG, VERGINA HOLE, BUT HOLE. OP LETS CHIPMUNKS RAPE HIS FACE AND COLOSTOMY BAG HOLES ALL DAY LONG.
>I wish I was you
Start paying attention to what you are being taught and maybe when you go to high school you will be able string along a coherent sentence.
whats the problem w my sentence ?
OP IS A LIAR, WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING TO MAKE HIS/HER/THEIR FAGGOT FEELINGS HURT REALLY FUCKING BAD.
PROBLEM IS YOU DIDNT CALL OP A FAG. OP IS A FAGGOT.
WHAT DO WE DO ABOUT THE NIGGER/HONKYGRINGO/GOOK/BEANER/LOLISLUT FAGGOT THAT IS OP'S LYING FAGGOT FACE AND ASS. WE NEED TO RAPE OP TO DEATH.
2 hours have passed and he said he has a "few" to kill.
unlike us he prob has stuff to do.
I NEED OP'S SWEET, RACIALLY AND SEXUALLY OPRESSED MEAT PHOTOS FOR MY VERY IMPORTANT COLLECTION "FAGGOTS HAVIN' A DAY, DOIN' THEIR THINGS."
classic Dano
Not even how it was worded
yes it's called summertime
stop it not even your dead parents love you
if you couldn’t smell the bait from a mile away you deserve to be in the ground next to them
Exactly how it was worded
Nigger
PATRICK FUCKING RENNA
>buncha fucking tards
ha ha!