Do you think you will ever reproduce?

Lol, no

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nope, just gonna stack lots of money to leave to my nieces and nephews

Im 21 atm and gave myself to 22 to get my depression and health together, if I'm nowhere by that time rolls around I have a helium tank and a hospital gas mask in my closet and will an hero my 22 b-day. So it's a 50/50 for me, so far I'm making a little progress but still feel like killing myself every moment I'm awake

not If I don't start putting my cum somewhere other than assholes and mouths

not unless they figure out some way for other men to make my butt get pregnant

Post your butt

Hi I'm user what's your name?

Its very nice to meet you user.

>break eye contact at least every 3 seconds

>don't play 1000 questions with them

>make the other person feel like you're interested in them.

>Also don't bring up niche topics unless you know they're interested in them

4 more years and you're son will be posting in twink or trap threads on here

Dont know here. Sometimes get angry demanding calls from one night stand women with whom i laid. If i just keep ignoring them they will give up one day

t. tyrone

Nope can't have it.

To be fair I probably shouldn't reproduce with the shitty genetics I've got. I'm the Danny Devito in twins.

Too be fair some girls like guys like danny, just try and form a decent personality

Nope. I had a vasectomy.

Post your butt user, its fine if it's a little fuzzy

If I ever see that, I'm going to have to stop coming to this site.

Oh please come on. No girl does except i got the monies but then theyre just like $_$

I'm 36. had kid with girlfriend. she decides for abortion and to leave me
also i wanted kids
>so i am not too confident

nope and i am ok with this. im pretty fucked up and would hate to subject a kid to my parenting.

Nope, I don't have nuts.

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Post pics. Both nude and non nude

I have a wife and shes in grad school. She wants them once she gets her degree I want children but I had a bad childhood and I cant help but think I'm going to project my insecurities and bad upbringing onto my own children. Its difficult.

Bad childhood how

sorry, not
>had kid with girlfriend.
got girlfriend pregnant... at least for a while
truth is you really don't know how you are gonna react. it was not the right time for us
and yet I was so happy

>muh depression and anxiety
>oh yeah also, been stringing this girl along for the last year
Either play the loser faggot victim or Chad up. This behaviour is pathetic.

I have. But she's so scared of how much of a sociopath i am and what id do, she won't dare try and get CSA off of me.

i didn't start med school till i was 25. I had no a-levels, 2 stints in military prison and 15k in debt by the time i was 23

I've been out drinking less than 10 times and nearly got laid twice so not too worried.
Trying to get in shape atm

hahahaha the joke's on you, I'm a priest, my vow: virginity forever

That's what they all say until you get an altar boy with a fat ass.

Ive blown my load in more women than I can remember and nothing. so most definitely shooting blanks.
On the plus side Ive came in every girl I fuck. it's turned into some kind of fetish for me like marking my territory.

Why did they let you?

I already have. Got two kids and no plans to have more.

can you cast fireball yet?

looking like probably no

Already did. I got this Pakistani chick that was crashing with me pregnant. She gave birth to the twins last year.

I just do it. I know nothing will happen.

If it makes you feel better, having offspring without having to put any effort into it is basically the evolutionary dream.

I wasn't for it or against it until I got out of college. Then I had that moment when reality kicks you in the face. I managed to land a decent career but I'm in my 30's now and I won't be having any kids by choice.

Yeah, I mean I'm in no shape to have any children. However I kind of always wanted a son.

But since my fucktoy just told me she might be pregnant and it's 50/50 but it's more likely mine than his. Whatever that means. I've been kinda bummed out cuz we can't be together and I'll never see him/her but it is what it is. Just waiting to find out.

Think of something you like doing that other people also like doing. That rules out living in a basement and smelling bad and not much else. Find a place where people meet to do that thing.

Meeting random people and making friends is hard. Unless you find a place where interaction is forced. Then it's easy. Find a poker game, join a pool league, take up a sport, go to a class, play darts, find some nerds playing D&D or something, you have the internet and there's a lot of people out there.

And the big thing is this: socialising is a skill and you can learn it. Talk to people, and try to talk to people with absolutely no expectation from them - that means don't do it thinking you'll find a new buddy, or a gf, just talk to them for the sole reason of learning to converse. Keep doing it and you'll find that eventually you get quite good at being sociable, and eventually someone's going to invite you for a drink or some shit.

I'm kind of similar. I'm 32 and I'm glad I don't have a kid weighing me down, but I've always had it in my head that I'd have kids someday.

My big thing is I'd like a son but I'm really not interesting in about the first eight or nine years of their life. I think I'd be terrible with a baby or a toddler. Once they have personalities and don't shit themselves all day, then it'd be cool.

Hope it works out for you.

No, I hate humans, worst race ever.