Haven’t seen one of these in a while, dubs decides what I say

Haven’t seen one of these in a while, dubs decides what I say

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Ask for dick pic

Tell her you're just looking for friends

Is there any way to message on tinder with out having to pay?

Hey, do you squirt?

Damn, I'd eat your ass

You cute tho

Do you wear thongs or panties?

Fancy a coffee?

My brother and I want to DP you

Shut up!

What kind of porn do you watch?

Ever fucked a black man?

Damn none yet

I like to eat the shitcrumbles that come off the ass when you let it dry out instead of wiping.

hey this may seem out of the blue, but want to grab coffee soon?

I want you to slowly slice my ballsack with a razor while my blood drips onto your face and into your mouth.

reroll.

coffee? drinks? anal?

I want to go to red robin, and feast upon a blue cheese burger with extra cheese and crispy onion straws, 4 servings of bottomless steak fries with a side of campfire sauce and a double tall milkshake. I will refrain from any bowel movements for 3 days before I take my rightful throne upon your face. as I fuck your tits with my magnum dong, you will lick my asshole clean knowing full well the fate that is about to befall you. with a mighty roar I will cum, relaxing my sphincter and allowing a glorious turd to expel from my rectum and lovingly find a home on your face. you will thank me for this opportunity, and relish the moment you smear my red robin turd between your breasts. the mingling of the contents of my ballbag and intestines will be reminiscent of a melted klondike bar, just brown and white in perfect harmony. exactly as you dream of.

Roll

You a thot?

Winrar

godammit what a lame roll

lmao winrar

op get on this you useless fuck

>6 days ago
good luck pal.

Okay, dubs decides the next message

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reroll

Roll for this

>magnum dong
dont forget your wad of 100's.

send a funny gif

henry ROLLins

If trips unmatch

Will you shit on my chest?

j.k RAWLings

I will put an egg up your ass and fuck your ass until it becomes scrambled

holy shit yes

While were at it trips can decide what I say to this one (it’s the middle girl)

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this

you look like you have stinky farts haha SNIFFF haha lol

Its just, I'm a part of the thot thot patrol on this, and I'm always on the lookout.

Roll

Winrar op

nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger niggersuck my dick nigger or i will nigger my self out of nigger because nigger nigger is nigger of niggers

How fuck fuck did you keep it in theme holy shit user

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take out the second thot in thot patrol. Only need one in there.

It was fate.

Sorry, you're pretty but I don't associated with girls who like niggers.

Rolling for this

But now... you gotta tell her you want to make scrambled eggs in her allhole. Good luck!

I want to shit between your fat cow tits and then titfuck you with that turd

Roll

Rolling

Check these trips

Poop back and forth. Forever.

nigger

Trips get

rolling for previous win

Last one

this again

waassup wassuppp bitconeeect

What would you think that after my shift we can grab some coffee and you can grab this dick

you forgot this one op

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

what's your thot on thots?

However, i secretly have a thing for thots. Thats why i joined the thot patrol. ;)

well

Trips, time to unmatch

I have an 8 inch dick

damn 2 lame gets in a row

will you suck the moisture out of my steamy shit log?

btw i'm gay but you look manly enough for me

Send her this and unmatch.

Damn, such a boring copypasta got trips.. oh well brb

I’ll make a new board when I get home, just got off work, brb Yea Forumsros

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they wont reply anyway
op is a faggot

what app is this?

tinder, faggot

i ate a cat

then you obviously don't browse much because these are here, every single god damn day.

What is those extra features at the bottom then?
I only have option to share gifs and no read recipts

Now you have to send it OP

tinder premium or some shit then prolly.

Can you guys help me?

>77768
mein nigger that was close.

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What do I say?

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Did you know drinking a little bit of bleach every day helps your body to digest hard to digest foods?

BASED

I want you to enforce that subtle light darkness of 1000 moons and cast it upon my genitals in such force I travel to a different dimension with the heel of one stiletto in my anus and the other stiletto heel up my urethra. Godspeed.

Samefag and kill yourself nigger.

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thx for advice I said " Wow you beat me at nihilism with that bio... I'm impressed"

Wanna beat my meat?

Let me know what she says back.

CHECKED
The thread will probably die before that user

Do you like pointless but meaningful sex as much as you like saying pointless but meaningful stuff?

She is Hijabi too cute for that user

why cant hijabi's have meaningful pointless sex?

It's Haram user I think

Not if you do it up the butt... besides, they can go on a pilgrimage to mekka before getting married, have their slate of sins wiped clean that way. It's a one-time trick but hey she wont need it a 2nd time after marriage.

Muslim males do this all the time. Fuck thots, go to mekka for clean slate, then get married to a muslim girl. Why cant a muslim girl do the same?

Guess I can try to fuck Islam out of her completely

Try reciting the god delusion while pounding her tight little asshole. You never know, it might work.

rofl

Not samfag faggot mods prove

go back and stay on twitch and fageddit nigger. you wont last here.

ho lee fuck user you sound like a zoomer faggot I was here before you kid

go eat your cut up hotdogs with ketchup and mac n cheese. ill be there in a minute.

>Sum Ting Wong
>We Too Lo
>Bang Ding Ow
>Ho Lee Fuk
try harder.

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Help m sons

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Send her what I posted about the subtle 1000 moons

Doesn't look too good anons help