What is the best way to publicly kill myself? As long as it doesn't involve hurting/killing other people...

What is the best way to publicly kill myself? As long as it doesn't involve hurting/killing other people, I'm down for it.

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Tall building.
Jump.
Just try not to land on someone.

>Buy razor wire
>Buy super glue
>Go to the roof of a 3+ story building
>Tie wire around something sturdy on roof
>Tie other end around your neck
>Super glue your hands to your head
>Wait for glue to set in
>Jump
When they see your corpse on the ground it will look like you tore your own head off.

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Whatever you do it will *hurt* others. That's the nature of suicide, but I guess you mean not physically so.

This is good. Hang yourself from something high. Allahu akbar all over a popular area when it's deserted (so nobody gets hurt, like around 2 in the morning or something).

>As long as it doesn't involve hurting
this is where you fail
if you kys you will deeply hurt your close ones
large emotional pain can also result in physical pain too

if the fall is high enough you dont feel anything anymore

>What is the best way to publicly kill myself?
Gasoline + lighter, always trendy

user don't do it

painful tho

>suicide bomb while you’re covered in bacon
>while in Saudi Arabia

where do you get bacon in Saudi Arabia?

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Gotta smuggle it in in condoms jammed up your ass

jump off a really high building into a heavily populated area

You’re suicidal, you’ll figure it out

Tie a rope around your neck then the other end to a bridge.

Doing this would trigger insane publicity and possible copycats lol someone would probably eventually fly over them with a plane and dump bacon bits on September 11

Hang self from a traffic light.

now thats epic

This isn't a bad idea. If I don't get any better suggestions I'll definitely give it a shot

It seems most replies have to do with jumping or hanging myself. It would be great to just have my body hanging there or have a big pile of blood and bones, but I want to do something more exciting.

Have you considered the bacon bomb idea a little more clearly?

Although this sounds cool, it's not very practical. Any other ideas?

Sounds good, wouldn't work. If I did it in a public area someone would put me out and I'd have endured all that pain for nothing

>practical
>you’re killing yourself you lazy fucking faggot

Do it, I've been wanting to see that my whole life lul

Exciting? If you live in the US you could try something with tannerite. I could write more but don't want to get V&

Don't get me wrong, it's a great idea, but it's not very practical. I want to do something exciting, yet reasonable. There's a fine line that contains several options, but I can't think of them.

combo idea, light yourself and then jump, with some luck you have a burning mess

>thin but strong steel wire around neck
>tall building
>superglue hand to sides of head
>jump

Aw shit. I already wrote it though.

Ask him if he made it

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How am I going to get the fucking explosives? I could easily go to home depot and grab some rope, then hand myself, but that's not epic. I wanna do something in between the two

>put bomb in backpack
>cover self in fidget spinners
>literally 1000s
>run around yelling for help
>have tape playing on repeat
>ID LIKE TO PLAY A GAME
>scream while trying to spin them all then explode

Dude you make them yourself with gasoline + dish soap + an electrical primer cord. Holy fuck

Pic related will not kill you. Just trip a CB

You will hurt the people that see you die, because that sort of thing can be traumatizing.

Also, don't jump in front of a train etc. and force someone to become a killer.

Also don't kill yourself

Fair enough. Right now it's either fire or hanging myself after gluing my hands to my head. I'm definitely leaning towards the fire, though. I feel like it would be a bigger spectacle than "ripping my own head off".

This is what I don’t understand with you people. So one one has to continue living their shitty life because someone else might be sad? How selfish.

maybe drink a lot of laxitives before the hanging for a surprise shower

This is definitely the winner, holy shit. That would be fucking hilarious
Thank you, I had no idea how to make them

I posted both of those. Do the bacon one with fidget spinners and you’re golden

Sounds good to me. Thank you guys for all the help, I appreciate it.