Jewish tricks

Jewish tricks.
ITT post jewish tricks to outjew the jew

I begin.
>Single-time use blades (box cutters, scalpels, x-acto knife) can be easily sharpened with normal sandpaper or sharpening stone.
>You can reuse single-use plastic cups.
>You can refill aerosol cans (or even air dusters) with air easily. For that, you would need 3/16 steel or copper pipe with flare on one end. Surprisingly, flare creates perfect seal with spraying nozzle on aerosol can. Be safe though, since those cans can only hold 10 bars. You can get compressor for free from any fridge in the trash/recycler. Be sure to evacuate gas first (thirdworlders may skip this step).

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Don’t bathe. Water costs money

>>Single-time use blades (box cutters, scalpels, x-acto knife) can be easily sharpened with normal sandpaper or sharpening stone.
I'll give you a thousand dollars if you manage do achieve an edge comparable to the original by hand.

>You can reuse single-use plastic cups.
There are no single-use plastic cups, there are just plastic cups.

>Filling some flimsy can with some random compressor while holding the can with your hand.
Yeah, I prefer keeping my hands.

canned air is not really air but difluoroethane
probably the most poisonous shit you can get your civil hands on

i saw one guy drill hole in the side of a can and then seal it up, i suppose you may be able to use silicone rubber if its tight fit

>I'll give you a thousand dollars if you manage do achieve an edge comparable to the original by hand.
I can do even better. If you give me bench grinder, it will even look like factory.
>Yeah, I prefer keeping my hands.
Don't worry, fridge compressor is slow. Once you feel that can is getting warm, stop. It means you achiever 3-4 bars of pressure

Instead of toilet paper, wipe your ass with the sandpaper you used to sharpen your blades.

Actually, toilet paper can be used several times before you need to discard it. I refold mine or turn it over to a clean side and reuse all the time.

>You can reuse single-use plastic cups

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>I can do even better. If you give me bench grinder, it will even look like factory.
That's not what you said.

>Don't worry, fridge compressor is slow. Once you feel that can is getting warm, stop. It means you achiever 3-4 bars of pressure
Pass.

>canned air is not really air but difluoroethane
R152a is safe, though flammable. But now they are using propane-butane mix more and more often.
>i saw one guy drill hole in the side of a can and then seal it up, i suppose you may be able to use silicone rubber if its tight fit
Nah, 3/16 flared tube makes good seal with valve nozzle thingy. Just solder car valve on 3/16 copper pipe and flare it. Now you can refill all cans with simple air pump

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>That's not what you said.
I can sharpen box cutter blade on sandpaper easily. Edge will look like shit (because it is hard to maintain angle), but it will cut just as good.

im a chemist. dont get me started on fluorine compounds

I don't doubt that you can sharpen them. You'll never be able to get anywhere close to the original edge without machines though. If you think otherwise, you are delusional.

Dude, I huffed all sorts of refrigerants. I know shit is safe. Otherwise I would be dead.

Op is a colossal faggot.
Also the Jew obsession is weird.
However, your point about box cutters is non-sequitur. It doesn’t have to be factory good, just good enough to open boxes and shit.

That's an interesting definition of the word safe, user.

Imagine being this poor.

>You'll never be able to get anywhere close to the original edge without machines though.
People sharpen shitty knives manually so they cut paper like butter. I can achieve similar results.
Box cutters aren't even that sharp. Chink sharpening is "meh" on those from factory anyway.
Scalpel blades are different story, they are really sharp and have nice edge.

>cut paper
Yeah, you can sharpen cardboard so it can cut paper. What kind of standard is that?

Is this what “life hack” threads look like on stormfag?

Yes. Also 220V is safe, because I can touch shit with fingers and it barely shocks me.

No, really, are they that bad? Not sure about R152a, but good old R12 and R22 are definitely safe since they don't react with anything unless it is really hot there,

Shitty knife will not cut through paper, or will do it with some effort. Good sharpened knife cuts paper without applying any pressure.

Also try shaving hair on hand. If it does it - it is 100% sharp. Box cutters usually can't do this.

Yes, I can't waste another $3 on deodorant just because previos was a leaky piece of shit and leaked all propellant.

>Great GBP Recession of 2019
Is this what Trump's has brought the economy to?

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I have been doing this for ages, but in the past I used car compressor, and it was a mess. Now, with fridge compressor (I stole from garbage) and its 3/16 steel pipe I can refill those no problem, without getting WD-40 or deodorant in my eyes.

I don’t get the pressurized can thing. Even if you add air the can is still out of deodorant or whatever.
And don’t the use special air and not oxygen to preserve the contents?

>I don’t get the pressurized can thing. Even if you add air the can is still out of deodorant or whatever.
Sometimes cans leak propellant, and you end up with can that is full of liquid, but doesn't spray.
Usually, they add enough gas to empty the can, but sometimes can leaks, or they don't fill enough, and you end up with liquid without propellant.
>And don’t the use special air and not oxygen to preserve the contents?
They use propane-butane mix. But yes, air is not perfect solution, but it is still better than throwing away half full deodorant or WD40

Helpful reply, thanks. I haven’t encountered that problem much.

This is hillarious

It takes as little as 10 microamps to cause ventricular fibrillation. It's more common for small voltages to cause this and for higher voltages to cause burns. touching 240v isn't instant death but at best case scenario the path it took will be numb for a few hours. also R12 and 22 contain chlorine. And compressors handling refrigerant are not designed to handle air. Actual Hvac here. OP is worlds scummiest pick-up truck contractor

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>It takes as little as 10 microamps to cause ventricular fibrillation. It's more common for small voltages to cause this and for higher voltages to cause burns. touching 240v isn't instant death but at best case scenario the path it took will be numb for a few hours.
The thing is, my hands don't conduct a fuck. But when I accidentally leg with wire - I felt a shock.
> also R12 and 22 contain chlorine.
Table salt contains chlorine. So what? Ozone layer can go fuck itself.
>And compressors handling refrigerant are not designed to handle air.
I found this compressor in trash. So I don't care about it breaking down much. Also, it was in old R-12 fridge, which means it uses mineral oil which is not hygroscopic.
>Actual Hvac here. OP is worlds scummiest pick-up truck contractor
Fact that I installed AC myself doesn't make me HVAC contractor. Yes.

go cut the ground and try again maybe?
also thank you for keeping me in business, I charge a lot to correct crackhead installs.

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Ha, the jokes on you! I never fell for the whole "learn how to read" jew trick.

i lol'd

No you dont
Why do you lie?
Why do you lie to these nice people?

Not sure exactly what your category is, but here are some basic money saving tricks:
1. Obvious, but try to fix EVERYTHING you have that breaks before buying a new one. It's a pain in the ass, but you save cash AND learn a skill. An example of this is I fixed my bullshit Dr. Dre headphones after they busted, so now i can buy busted Beats for 5 bucks, fix them, and resell them for 50.
2. At the grocery store, whenever you are buying vegetables, always weigh them as the cheapest veggies available. For example, find out the code for bananas and weigh your asparagus to get 2 lbs for like 80c. It's a little more risky, but I've also done this with steak and other expensive meats. Got a 2.5lb tomahawk steak for like 1.80 once
3. Frequent a website called "nulled[dot]to". It's a collection of money making schemes and crypto scams. This is only if you're pretty smart and computer literate though, otherwise you'll just get scammed and the good schemes will go over your head

I was going to keep going but my phone is on 1%, be back soon

1. Good advice
2. You could have just written “shoplift.”
3. Lol sounds like a scam