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Eh.

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aaaaa...

this real?

Is this supposed to be Zannah or something?

It's rey in the new trailer

Hell Yes.

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Maybe if she put on 40 years. Also has anyone heard of someone switching their saber style so drastically?

new trailer out, go watch for yourself
probably just an illusion/vision she (or Kylo?) witnesses
also the trailer is fucking stupid, let's burn up the first half of it reminiscing about when Star Wars was good, since this trilogy has been garbage

So how does Darth Maul fit into this?

oh young user, strong wamen dont need no saber style

It's palpatine using her.

>Also has anyone heard of someone switching their saber style so drastically?
Given that she learnt her saber style by picking it up off the ground, I wouldn't rule it out.

A cute observation, user.

Star wars was never good and will never be good, don't waste your time or money watching that shit

That's my thought exactly! She had no prior skill with a saber then jumps to the most difficult style?

Prime Disney PC cuckolding at its finest

Well then get the fuck out of a star wars thread nigger

>That's my thought exactly! She had no prior skill with a saber then jumps to the most difficult style?

Actually she had some sort of staff weapon in the first movie. If she grew up playing with a staff rather than a sword I can see how this would make more sense...

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is Rose on the ship Anons?

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I'm so sorry you have shit taste in movies

to a degree, she still has to learn how not to hurt herself which i imagine takes years of practice
>hurr durr muh womyn force sense
>mary sue

Hey guys I found the techie.

I could see that if she had some kind of saber staff thing but a dual saber is a totally different ball park. All this being said I agree with . It's probably a vision of some kind and they put it in the trailer to spark discussion. I can't be sure at all, I don't watch trailers.

its like giving someone that has used a spear all his youth a glaive and expecting him to perform as well... You'll be quite disappointed.

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I imagine if you can avoid hitting yourself with a the ends of the staff while you're swinging it about you can likely avoid hitting yourself with the ends of the sabre.

For me though, most long stick fighters use the whole stick, not just the middle. For extra reach and force they'll hold one end and swing with the other. With a light sabre I image it's a quick way to de-finger yourself.

This. It took Luke three movies to truly master the saber and use the force. It took Rey a a fourth of a movie

Not to mention the fact that who the fuck is teaching her how to use it, no pre dialogue about force ghosts or hell even inner focus, all it was the first time was her swinging at a rock and suddenly she can take down 12 imperial royal guard

That fight she had with Kylo against those guards was fucking phenomenal but it made 0 sense. That was the second or third time she's picked up a lightsaber

I hope rey turns to the dark side and Kylo has to save everyone.

the good old "enemies wait for me to swing my sword" fighting style

he doesn't, he's dead. obi wan killed him in season 3 of rebels

it's not a trailer you twit, it's an advertising with sneak peak/teaser elements.

stick to your safe opinions, user. Wouldn't want your internet frens calling you soyboy cuck, eh?

anyone noticed how the double saber looks unstable as fuck? like she killed dildo and took his red crytsals or something

it's a fucking movie.. ffs.. it has cannibal teddy bears and rolling trash can robots; and you're getting pissy over the lead character swinging a laser-sword-staff-thingy? lol gtfo

yep, indeed.

Nope

At least a female character can be evil for once. That's real progress.

Sooo a trailer? Just a teaser trailer?

Have you heard of Darth Zannah?

>it's not a trailer
>so it's a trailer?
go eat your crayons

I knew her, she went to my school.

This new trilogy is trash just like the prequels. U guys are the easiest base of fans to exploit for a profit EVER.

"legends" which Disney fucking decided to ass rape, was the best part of star wars. Star wars 4 - 5 and half of 6 are the only movies worth watching. The 5min animation clone wars was more interesting and well done than the fag wars which made darth mual a straight gay. Although i did absolutely love asoka tano who ironically was the most jedi like jedi we've seen star wars writers write for general audiences in forever.

Rey is the worst character ive ever seen in a star wars movie besides the fat alien from the diner in clone wars and fin was the most wasted potential ever.

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Not at all you fucking retard. We're getting pissy over her lack of training with a saber, when what she did train with was a staff, not a "laser-sword-staff-thingy". You fucking suck

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lol k

iT'S nOt A sToRy tHe JeDi WoUlD tElL yOu

>"legends" which Disney fucking decided to ass rape, was the best part of star wars
oh right.. fucking Star Killer and evil clone Luuuuuuke.. true epic story telling, right there, champ.

gtfo lol

>We're getting pissy
I know

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>she still has to learn how not to hurt herself which i imagine takes years of practice

star wars is real - let's talk like it is

You're not wrong. After the prequel I dropped star wars like a bad habit. One look at the new ones and I was pissed. But I knew deep down I was gonna watch them. Cried like a bitch as soon as the theme started up in TFA. Spent money twice on TLJ, for the movies and the blu-ray. And I'm gonna keep this cycle going as long as they keep making new shit. I cannot help myself I fucking love Star Wars.l

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>and half of 6
lol

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We get it. You have nothing better to do. Fuckingfuckofffaggot

>Fuckingfuckofffaggot
that's rather dramatic

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You probably got beaten up a lot in high didn't you

You're rather dramatic

in fact.. oh, you.. I am

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nope, can't say I did, champ. Smells like projection, right there.

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goosebumps

Don't you dare bring Plank into this.

I've liked star wars since its existed but I can't fathom how people take it seriously and get so butthurt about stuff.
It's a fucking action movie series. It was never deep, its plots were never complex, the dialogue and acting was never stellar, it's just a fun and light fantasy created as a spectacle at a time in which such special effects were rare.
Especially the ship combat, which is nothing now but blew our minds when it was new.
I will pretty much always be happy with it as long as there are some laser fights and a few ship chases and silly puppets doing weird things.
Turn an ewok into a grand high sithlord I don't give a fuck, Rey the titless savant doesn't bother me at all

too late, Plank has entered the chat.

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wut

Ffs user you've never played any of the games or read any books. Just another cuck disney 'oh i love star wars' dont understand the deeper meaning of lessons and guidence deep in the original trilogy and even parts of the 2000 episodes

>i like shiny lights and boom boom things
>shit-tier characters and writing and plot holes don't bother me

just send Disney a blank check and ask them to fill it out however they want

so deeep, get over yourself, you are just a consumer like the rest of us
If shit-tier characters and writing and plot holes bothered me I would not like star wars at all

What bad writing and plot holes do Episode 4 and 5 have? Believe it or not these movies were good once apon a time. Especially episode 4 which had amazing characters and strong emotional motivation for its characters.

Most star wars fans who suck disney dick and act like its all mindless shlock have never experienced any of the depth star wars has. They live and swim in shit writing and think its normal and cant comprehend why we dont like it

I ask anybody who claims to be a real star wars fan what books they've read and what games they've played. The Darth Bane trilogy is brilliant and for the most part so is the KOTOR series.

>We want the Darth Maul, female audience

That would be awesome.

>No true Scotsman fallacy

I can answer that with a simple word.
Bandwagon.
Star wars was for as long as I could remember a mildly successful series that started in the 70s and ended in the 80s.
It had some Huge but vary bazaar fans, who where vary far and few In between.
There was allot of books but that was it until the late 90s where they made the prequels.
This brought out all of the Hipsters who began building this fan bandwagon that is still going.
Many of those older fans where happy to find themselves not alone but where also dismayed with the prequels but lingered along.

This all coped together gave Disney the idea that they could just buy Starwars and do whatever and people will just like it.
Totally oblivious that Lucas was only successful with the first three movie, because there was no studio interfearence and there was a stark lack of serious sci fi action.

Disney then proceeded to mace the people on the bandwagon and set the thing on fire. Even thoe it was falling apart already.

In the end, I was one of those stupid lonely bazaar losers that Loved this series and Now....Now I HATE it!
I want nothing to do with Star wars and Now like some grotesque zombie It keeps getting advertised to me everywhere.

I Want this show to die and just go away.
Ill Watch Willow.
Think god no one cared for that movie.

tl:dr
Star wars was never good, everyone just though it was and wouldn't ever admit that it wasn't.

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The OT was the best.

How though

Oh and that last trailer is garbage.
I didnt even bother seeing the last one.
Im def Not seeing this one

>I ask anybody who claims to be a real star wars fan what books they've read and what games they've played.
>Real Star Wars fan
Sorry, I mean to say you’re gatekeeping

>I ask anybody who claims to be a real star wars fan what books they've read and what games they've played.

THAT'S not gate keeping, That's the bandwagon!

Oh yeah for sure. But I never said I wasn't. In the last couple years too many people have jumped on the Disney bandwagon and claim they've always loved star wars. I just wanna know if I'm talking to a poser or someone who genuinely loves star wars. And you can't really claim that if you don't know who Revan was or about the rule of two returning or even way Starkiller base is called what it is. So yeah I'm gatekeeping.

At least you admit that. Fuck your shit raw though, the first 3 movies are really all you need

Well, seeing as how this guy isn't praising the series and sucking it's dick because he's right it's a fucking action movie series. Nobody bitches about fast and furious and how trash it is yet they're throwing money left and right st it.
They admitted they like for the action and suspense. Not the plot. So your comment is beyond stupid.

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I'm not gonna dispute that. But why stop their? Why not learn everything you can? Me personally, I wrap myself up in lore from just about everything I can. LOTR, the elder scrolls, metal gear solid or the Catholic Church. If it's something interesting enough I wanna know all I can about it.

Bullshit on one part. I hear loads of people bitch about TFATF. How it was only good up until the third one or how when the rock showed up it went all downhill. The only people still watching that bullshit are either Paul Walker dickriders, 11 year olds or douchbags. Because nobody watches it for the cars anymore

I’m not saying you should stop there, only that those are the real requirements

by that rationale, all movies in a given series should be equally lauded, and no one can criticize any of them. Therefore episodes 1-3 are just as good as all the rest

your comment is beyond the stupidity of mine hue hue

Yawn

>criticizing Rey for a lack of saber training
I mean what training did Luke have? Lifted stuff and did cardio with Yoda, got a hand cut off, magically got better? She did more staff fighting than we ever saw Luke do saber fighting and more saber training than we ever saw Luke do as well. They're both Mary Sues, don't get nitpicky now.

Luke was trained by Obi-Won and Yoda. Rey was literally trained by nobody. There was also 1 year in between episode 4-5. In the sequels there is 0 time skip. Luke also lost to Darth Vader in his first fight and Vader was going easy on him. Rey has literally never lost a fight against even the most powerful force users. She also never flown a spacecraft as stated. Luke was training with his friends for years as a pilot before he left Tatooine.

And kicking aside three dudes at once with a single forward kick.