I'm tired of checking under the hood for car bombs but that key turn is too intense if i don't

I'm tired of checking under the hood for car bombs but that key turn is too intense if i don't

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Car bombs? You must have pissed someone off REAL good! What did you do, OP?

This is just life in the UK these days I imagine

"remote starter" look into it

Now I am going to put the idea in your mind that the bombmaker might hook up a secondary trigger to the hoodrelease.
Thank me from the mental ward.

You know user, I'm the same way with packages in the post. I am so fucking tired of x-raying everyone single fucking package, but that one time I don't there's be a fucking grenade in it, I just know it.

When you're tired of looking for bombs, you're tired of life.

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you're retarded

>I'm tired of checking under the hood

They most likely wouldn't be under the hood. Rather attached under the car near the drivers seat.

Grow the fuck up. You're not that important.

Don't be silly. I'm not checking for the physical bum itself but rather the wire connection to the alternator

>I'm not checking for the physical bum itself but rather the wire connection to the alternator

Honestly it's not going to be under the hood. That implies someone has to spend time fucking around with your car. Even if someone did put some thing under the hood it's going to be on a tilt switch or a roll switch. EFP in hedge... Cell detonation... OP no one is going to blow you up and if they did, don't worry about it because you would never know you got blown up.

Can we get back to and putting more paranoid thoughts into Op's head ?

Ur dumb. They would more than likely have to break in ur car to pop the hood. If they were Gona plant a bomb it would be under ur can and connected to the starter somehow

somewhere in the crazed scribblings of a madman is the rarest profundity

why would someone bomb you to kill you? poison in your food mimicking an allergic reaction would be much more under the radar

I watched this anime movie back when I was a kid. This tattooed woman had a snake come out of her vag and bite a guy.

Now everytime I want to fuck my girlfriend I have to lift up her skirt and check for snakes, because that one time I don't you just KNOW there's gonna be a fucking snake up in that snatch, and there's be fangs in my pecker.

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Sounds like ninja scroll.

Did that have a scene where this guy was walking along this long, low bridge eating balls of rice?

Stop living in Australia.

Why the fuck would anyone want to do that cunt?

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I used to be scared of the monster under the bed so i just shoved another matress under there, no room for monster no worries

not joking btw

Based af