Im planning to pour liquid into random vehicles

>im planning to pour liquid into random vehicles
>which liquid should i buy/make?

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Petrol or Diesel, depends on the vehicle in question

I think you misunderstand. I'm not trying to help them

Oil and cornstarch

Then put Petrol in the Diesel and Diesel in the Petrol.

Sugar water

I think you should make a game of it op. Try shooting you're load into their tank before the owners come back to their car to find you furiously jerking it like an orangutan

Use earth cams so we can watch the shenanigans

nothing too viscous, you want to be able to get it in there quickly and also make sure it really gets into their shit

something with sugars or large molecules that burn dirty and make a big sticky mess would be best if you want to fuck up their injectors. dissolve as much sugar as you can into warm water and add. i wouldn't recommend anything more dangerous on the off chance you get caught. anyone who can afford a nice car probably has some kind of security

Napalm

Gas in a diesel car will ruin the engine. Diesel in a gas car will make it undrivable until it's cleaned out

I'm willing to pry open the gas covers on the more expensive cars. I don't really have much to live for

My cousin used to get into this sort of shit. Even something like a Lambo has an exposed fuel tank on the underside that can be pierced with something as simple as a screwdriver.

Molten Uranium

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Maple syrup

maybe try brake fluid or coolant too. nut in there as well if you like but the small volume means it probably won't do much. you wanna add a couple of litres of sugar water or coolant for best effect

No, they don't.
Others yes, not Lamborghinis.

if i catch you i'm torturing you as long as possible

Maybe it's one of those fake Lamborghinis that we're secretly manufactured by Mitsubishi before the you know what happened

Why?

sadism, as usual

Cum.

A good high octane petroleum.

First answer me why?

Because I'm running out of ideas. When I was a teenager I would do simple shit like Loctite a keyhole here and there, or put ketchup packets under toilet seats. I'm ready to take the next step up into the higher to tier shit before I literally kill myself

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Ask the customer what petrol they want like you were taught you dumb fucken grease monkey

Yeah, OP, explain yourself.

>skip this level

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A single egg. The car will never work again

not trying to be gay but if interested

Stop spamming this shit

It looks like he's very enthusiastic, which is inspirational. We need more people like him who care you know?

Samefag

Pour in beer, a lot of it. It will break the fucking car.

Piss in the gas tank

Second this

Sugar water ,nice and thick though.

This is true

I feel like one chemistry major could put all these suggestions to shame

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What would be a endgame level shit that wouldn't put me in jail if I performed it correctly?

Brake fluid, trust me on this.
Entire engine destroyed in minutes.

Samefag

If you are one step from suicide what the fuck do you care about jail?

Huge amounts of odourless laxative in people's drinks.
I took three drops once and i was on the shitter for two hours.
Try adding twenty drops in a drink.

before killing yourself you should try things that are not that much of a commitment, so you can turn back if you realize you fucked up.

from personal experience I found out that even the simpler things will already fuck me up real good, something as simple as drinking too much coffee, not getting enough sleep, being stressed or having bad interpersonal relationships, those things combined would fuck up my mood to an unimaginable degree

I thought I was turning schizophrenic or something. And it was mostly stress, chronic sleep deprivation and too much alcohol and coffee.

Now, if the rest of your life sucks as well it is easy to misclassify this for depression/insanity, whatever and consider killing yourself.

bear in mind that getting regular sleep cycles, cutting out drugs and generally trying to live healthier are a much safer thing to try than slashing your wrists.

actually you need to do that and keep yourself with a clear head for quite a while to be able to trust anything that comes out of your head. then you will be able to notice if your life sucks and whether you are depressed, or just put yourself in a bad situation with difficult escape options.

next is to figure out, with a clear head, your options. I would not recommend therapy or a psychiatrist. those people are very self-righteous, even though they are taught in uni not to be. they might behave in a very harming way towards you and not be helpful at all. what you'd need is a very good therapist/psychiatrist and those are rare to come by.

Most of them are shit, just like everything else in this world.

So I'd consider figuring it out for yourself.

I'd recommend less stress and more physical activity. work out into exhaustion.

the buzz from lack of oxygen feels like you are dying just a little.

you can do this often and exercise these constant little suicides. and you'd get fit. No idea why someone would want to get fit, but you will.

(cont.)

do this for a while. if it doesn't work, you at least will be more confident in whatever you choose to do.

if you decide to go nuts and want to be a criminal, this will give you enough mental energy to plan something more than busting someone's car. Not sure the world would agree with me here, but you can become a major criminal. a criminal that is so vile that can't even be arrested anymore.

you can become a parasitic capitalist - a speculator, a wall street man. then go and buy yourself a senator, run a prostitution ring and soil the environment. fuck everyone up instead of a single person.

Pour Nothing into vehicles.

Work on gas station tanks instead. Research the locations of tanker filling stations along the pipelines.
Why affect one when you can affect thousands?

Then become a felon.

Not worth it. This ain’t Sweden/Norway.

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buy some fine powdered metal, mix it with some other nasty liquid.
watch them drive off and not only would they have to clean everything up, but you have the potential to actually destroy a few parts.

Genius.....

Brake fluid

>This ain’t Sweden/Norway

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petrol for sure

pour sugar in if you want to fuck em up.

In jail I'd have to hang myself with a bed sheet or something stupid

Not liquid.
>naphthalene

Has anyone ever tried?
OP, make sure you are present when they start the car.
Also let enough time for the ball of naphthalene mix with the fuel.

fuck it make liquid napalm and pour it in, see what happens.

nice trips, checked

Iodine in the gas tank will make the engine blow up.

Suicide vest

Flamenverfer out the exhaust pipes

Sulfuric acid

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The point of it is for him to fuck it up so bad that he has to do it. He's not expanding his horizons, he's backing himself into a corner so he has the little crutch of more reasons to end it.

>I think you misunderstand. I'm not trying to help them
If you could not figure this
out on your own, pic related

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Indeed, see:

Menh, just take a 14ga copper wire (white cased house wiring) pull out the ground wire, about 6 feet. Connect to the positive lead on the alternator and then stick it where the fuel line goes into the gas tank, pull out the fuel line. walk away. Congrats you just made the car into a bomb for about $1

People like you is why I have a lock on my gascap and why I genuinely think genetic deadend shits like you (and many others) should be weeded out of the gene pool.

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You would need under the hood, plus they would see the wire on the outside

If you can't figure out how to dress ninja and grab a bottle jack from a car you have access to you should join OP on ah hero day. run the wire underneath. Fucking zoomer

This

You can't get to it from underneath sorry

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Air.

Water glass

Sugar syrup

Potassium Permanganate and glycerin

Try mixing bleach and chlorine. It will break down inside the tank and eat away at the fuel pump.

And as a fun byproduct, when you mix the ingredients together, it creates fumes that you can get high from!

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you are an asshole and I hope a car owner shoots you in the face, you fucking retard.

>Because I'm running out of ideas. When I was a teenager I would do simple shit like Loctite a keyhole here and there, or put ketchup packets under toilet seats. I'm ready to take the next step up into the higher to tier shit before I literally kill myself

This is some sad shit right here

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^^^^^^^^^^^^^

This

I have killed people

Masturbation doesn't count

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Don’t make a fucking bomb.

Piss in them

Holy fuck you’re bumming me out man

why ? Emilia doesn't do it for you ?

Sand will definitely fuck an engine up. Grit will cause the metal to corrode fast and break apart when gears can’t change smooth at all.

Samefag

What gears are in a engine that sand going through the fuel system would fuck up? Wtf are you talking about?

No she just looks exactly like this chick I was trying to put it in real bad. yeah real faggot shit, last name though?

Nah u just a pussy. If u were real about it, you’d be prepared to bite your own tongue off and die from blood loss.

And protect it from deadly russian radiations!

Your anime pillow doesn’t count fagit

The steel beams.

targerian
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Yeah and I heard it fucks up the flux capacitor also.

This is low level shit. Get on my ninja level, I sneak around at night, stick my cock through ppls mail slots in their front doors and jizz. Fucken best rush ever! Been doing it for 6 months and haven’t been caught yet!

Would you like a diagram on how an engine works? Lmfao you realize once sand gets blasted in through the pistons it’s gonna make its way to the transmission right? You know what a transmission is?

Ill plant your moms pistons bitch