What creative name did you give to your porn folder, user?

Mine's on an old school work folder under a topic I didn't even take one of the years, just to disguise it if my mates come around

empty

And it works cause my mom is a dumb fucking stupid bitch

how can you be not underage and have to hide your folders?

Wife/gf

Mine are all called Systam 32

What is a offfice job workdesk notebook pc in a multidesk multi storey office?

your wife snoops your shit? sorry man

>porn on a work computer

Lily

Mine is still all in the downloads folder, when I look for .exes or .pdfs I just downloaded I have to wade through hundreds of pictures of naked women

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Downloads

it's called Cheese Pizza and it's on the Desktop
COME AT ME BRO

You mean how I arranged them in my porn drive?
I just named them by specific tags.

M

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"Funcrapolla"

forn polder

downloads

Downloads

Lol same

>regret
>more regret

DontLook
PleaseDontLook
YouAskedForIt

Drive G:

'not my porn folder'

"Shit"

the older one is "prawns", new ones are just"pictures" or "movies"

kek

Porn.

beesechurger and then the folder contains a pic of a beesechurger and another folder that contains my porn

I hid it in my labyrinthine pep folder inside the yellow pepes inside the yellow memes inside yellow copypastas, in a folder called New Document and the icon changed accordingly

Lol get cucked.

just make the beesechurger the porn folder

When you have family and friends visiting it's nice to not have to spaz out and make sure they don't open a trapped folder if they want to use the computer

childrens playground

Here’s a better idea: stop being so insecure about your porn. You watch it, your friends watch it, your parents watch it. Stop being a hypocrite, you fucking boomer.

back in 2012 it was "Okay then", in late 2018 I remaned it on "Holy fuck"

McAffe

A little "," sign with invisible folder

delet this

new folder 2

for adults
And for 4D? Do you have any name in particular?

Doghouse
>also contains beer

yes

I used to put my porn in the Sims 2 painting folder, it allowed my Sims to become porn artists when using an easel.

save games backup

My Pictures

The absolute legend!

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"New Folder"

"The Unholy Grail"

Women's Studies

I fucking guarantee you nobody is opening that folder

3125

I'm sorry user but I can't stop looking at her ear. WTF is up with that???

Disk4 Disk5 Disk6 Disk7 and Disk8

>porn
I just put it in the picture or videos folder. no one but me uses my computer so I don't care.

>When did this happen

New Folder 2

My 4D porn folder is called
Tesseractihardlyknoweract!

Internet Explorer
It has the IE Icon and is one deep on my Desktop

That way nobody is ever going to open it

Implying my PC isnt covered in hundrets of porn folders

Porn because I'm a 35 year old adult male who doesn't live in his mommy's basement

I save all my pics and vids to the desktop with large icons

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Post desktop

I have never saved a single piece of porn. No pics, vids, anything. I've been looking at porn since there's been an internet, but just never wanted to save anything. Typically never want to see any porn more than once. Never really occurred to me that was out of the ordinary.

That's weird as fuck

cracklord

Mäkihyppy - Ski jumping
a classic choice here

Is that some kind of weird fetish?
Also are you saying you’ve never looked for something you’ve seen before to watch it again because it was good?
Do you rewatch shows and movies?

ggg
nqfa8WW

i only do this for gay porn

All these noobs that don't have 20+ years old folder called "Otan Sysmatte" hidden 5 levels in the windows directory

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I deleted an 8 year collection and regret it everyday

Same. Why did you delete it?

Edging for hours to porn isn't good for your brain, figured the collection had to go as well.

Everyday I download a picture from Facebook.
Everyday I delete it when I finish with it telling myself this is the last time.

>having to hide your porn

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>Being a street rat

>being too poor to have your own computer

The same picture every time? Who is she? Post the pic.
Sorry that’s sad dude. Oneitis bites

>Crustaceans
because prawn are Crustaceans
because porn spelled wrong is pron, pronounced prawn

Or because your mom gave you crabs

its called 'hhrrrrngh'

Bump this

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I did this too. I think it was older than 8 years. I've been rebuilding since though. Well, really I only deleted like 75%, kept some of my most fav stuff. But I accidentally deleted a folder of not necessarily porn of people I used to know, which also contained other images and files, that was a bummer.

not porn

>keeping favorite stuff
God I regret not doing this. Deleted folders a few times trying to be virtuous. Lost stuff that can never be replaced. Now that I embrace fapping it’s a very bad choice.
It’s really amazing how many vids that were easy to find in the 90s and 2000s are just gone now.

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Oh yeah, I kept a few vids of sentimental value. Old german stuff. But lots of the old stuff that I didn't keep was in such shit quality that I don't mind having lost it.
But yeah I get ya.

So you deleted it all several times? Wanted to stop fapping altogether?

>inconsistent naming
My my, that's atrocious. What's Bone? An artist?

reference to the comic's title

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Exactly. Was being a moralistic christfag.
I’m still conservative and a moralist, I’ve just realized fapping in private is perfectly fine.

Drawn looks good.
Amazing how little actually human porn you have
Not asking you to post but I’m curious if you’re into actual bestiality

Privates.

I'm also german, but have everything set to english and am known to use english. So it's kinda plausible that this could be personal documents and stuff. Not that it matters, because I live with my gf who isn't happy about it, but acknowledges that me masturbating makes her have less sex with me (which she prefers).

Back in the golden age of file sharing all the best uploaders were German or Scandinavian. Had to learn key words in German.
Ah, let’s see what’s in this “bilder” file
Sorry about your gf

I see. I reckon it's feral. Is that your only comic?

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good... How long since you decided to accommodate your fapping needs after all, user?

Presently. I deleted everything not too long ago.

Do you fap to the kinds of stuff that gets posted on chans too? I could maybe help a fellow out if you want to set up a thread.

Not sure what you mean. I like all kind of fucked up porn.
I never bought into the sanctity of sperm. It was more about “impure thoughts.” Now I think thoughts are fine. Society has many more serious threats

>Not asking you to post but I’m curious if you’re into actual bestiality

No. Pure fiction for me.

Like, I saw the preview for the live action remake of Lady and the Tramp and was disappointed because Lady looks too much like an ordinary mutt.

It's the slightly anthropomorphized faces and the human intelligence that makes them sexy. I'd never touch a real animal in a sexual manner.

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as for the human porn, there just aren't separate folders for it. I'm not typically into guys, so all of the live action stuff is in one folder. The same goes for the illustrated stuff. It's all crammed into one folder.

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Persona 5, and then it's like 10 folders deep in there. I got some incest/pictures of my mom and stuff in there so

Really I simply meant images and small webms.
>I like all kind of fucked up porn.
Well shit. Such as?

Linix Mint ISO

Lots of eclectic tastes.
Incest, bdsm, hentai, traps, milf/shota, race play, misogyny, plus usual stuff like teens, threesomes, hot girls, etc.
I like gifs and captions too, fun to have a little story. Why do you ask? You?

Do you fap to your own actual mother?

that's not very fucked up lol

feral guy

This was not my post.

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>hentai, traps, milf/shota
Now there's something we could work out.
>Why do you ask?
As I said, >I could maybe help a fellow out if you want to set up a thread.
You'd set up a thread and request, I'd post some.
>You?
In terms of gender, cute men, traps, transgirls, hermaphrodites, women. Including 2D shota, no CP though.
In terms of the media/form, I like hentai, furry and real life.
As for fetishes... well, almost everything that's not too extreme (no gore, no vore, no shitting or pissing or inflation).

>I like gifs and captions too
Ah I used to have a little bit of that. Now I only have sissification captions and hypno shit.

>race play, misogyny
Your conservatism showing huh!

xxx
gotta keep it simple and easy to find

I don't think anyone assumed it was yours?

Lol wasn’t trying to win a contest. Plus other stuff I didn’t want to go into here. I like zoo and some gore. But it’s all relative. You?

Porn requests are hot. Would love to pursue this more but I am actually at work now lol
Maybe post a few predatory milfs or traps?

that poster replied to a post that was directed at me though.

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>at work now lol
Ah, fuck. For long? I only have like 3-4 hours. I like your attitude.
Also by traps you mean futas/herms, or passable crossdressers?

Oh, was
your post? In that case you're right I guess, ehe. He should have linked my previous post where I addressed you both.

Meant passable CDs, shemales. Futa is cool too.

Lol sorry I confused y’all.

>Meant passable CDs, shemales. Futa is cool too.
Alright, perfect. Now how long are you at work user?

New Folder

c:\crap

because that doesn't invite people to investigate or anything.

KEEPOUT

it's C:/Pictures/Portaits of Hitler (my downloaded images folder)/Waffen (german for weapons)
originally my edgy 12 year old self saved rifles and katanas n shiet there, then when i got into saving porn for some fucking reason it ended up there
it has like 12 subfolders now and not a single one is about defending yourself

Definitely not porn (100% safe)

it's just called boobs

System.

Once my original folder got to 80,085 images I created a second folder

Well, bump Also
>a few predatory milfs or traps?
this according to your taste?

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simply epic good sire

bump

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Uh no. That’s a tota turnoff sorry. Should have specified I’m only interested in seeing traps fuck each other or get fucked. trap on top of male is a boner killer.

Anyway fun chatting!

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Sorry user x:
See you around I reckon.

It's a folder I downloaded when I was 13 and I haven't changed the name since. It was a zone siterip so it's just called zone. I've just been throwing things in there since then.

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That's kinda cool. Whenever you wanna fap, you enter the zone.

Bruh I swear to God

Folder my ass....shit I got a 1024bit encrypted partition on my HDD

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dsfix it was originally a folder for dark souls fix. I have fucking terabytes. I tend to keep saving, categorize newly saved stuff then not view much of it again. I back up hentai and celebrities so I dont lose a shit load of content that i'd probably try to resave if it got deleted.

>I tend to keep saving, categorize newly saved stuff then not view much of it again
Same. I enjoy posting it for / with others though, take requests, so I do get something out of a good part of it, I'd say.

Kek nice

keep all mine buried in my external under System_Shock_2_Assets.

This is extremely common. I do it too

I dont share. pictures I save directly to appropriate folders, videdos I save to a new folder then sort through it. Ive tried to delete stuff, but I end up saving it again. I also have entirely deleted my porn at least once before when I had a gf, but now I have terabytes again.

system64

'taxable income' leading to another folder labeled 'workplace deductions' leading finally to 'training manuals' there my porn sits.

I only save images and gifs, I have a text file for videos on all kinds of websites

>I dont share. pictures
I see. For me it's half the fun. A communal fapping.

D: Because my porn folder is actually a porn drive.

My hentai folder is named anime the naughty way

well same, but I still have a main folder eencase I ever plug in the wrong drive, it doesn't immediately go to my titled porn folders.

along with some random files used as a distraction, i keep it in a folder called 'system' on a 4gb usb drive under a pile of junk i keep in a combination safe

do you have any other folders in there or are you dumb?

The Fappening

Does anyone else here organize stuff with tags, just like r34/danbooru/gelbooru/sankaku etc does?
I takes a while but I'm tagging every image that I have, I think it's the most organized way currently possible

nobody here come close to topping mine

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I just save them to different folders.
Some folders I save en mass and filter through later like video game r34 stuff, gets put into sub folders for example.

"Not the kind of porn you might like."

I named the folder "Clock" and went into properties to change the icon to a clock. Works great whenever let other people use my PC.

Which one, my guy?

When I was younger, I use to like playing DDR, so I named mine "DDR." The problem is I had no idea someone could see the amount of data dedicated to each folder, so the thousands of hentai pics I had saved was pretty evident.

Now, I just use Veracrypt to hide all of my pictures entirely. The file containing the porn folders is titled "Art References" and is hidden among different categories of art-related stuff.

It's suspicious to encrypt a file titled "Art References," but nothing on it is illegal, I just don't want to explain to my wife why there's gigs upon gigs of hentai in my possession that I legitimately use as art references (and fapping).

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Internet Explorer

No sausage?

Kek.
Also bump. This is a good thread.

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The ranch
Because it’s where I go to raise my meat

Hentai and I put it on desktop.
Parents don't know what hentai is
Bro and sis thinks it's a joke

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Untitled folder

a: who the fuck downloads porn?
b: are you fucking 8 to hide it?

Listen here you little shit.
Young people today don't know how it was when my generation grew up.
When I was your age I had to walk 30 miles over hills and snow to the town library to download porn.
Then we had to save it to a thing called a FLOPPY DISK.

A FLOPPY DISK!

The very media we had to save on made fun of our dicks!

Then we had to walk all the way back in the rain while fighting bears until we finally reached home.

Then we did 30 hours of chores with our 11 siblings.

Finally, we might get an hour or two to spend putting disk 12 of 113 in the computer to put the porn on it only to get a CRC error on disk 112.

If we were successful we were awarded with MAYBE 10 whole pictures of shitty porn.

You younguns and your "videos" are another thing all together!

Don't get me started!

disk cleaning in Win10 can empty Downloads now

kek

Kek. I actually do remember swapping pics on a 3 inch floppy.
Incidentally, OP still packs a 3 inch floppy

Fkn top kek. New pasta

I named it Masha

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loli

Cops and Queers (make good looking models)

Pedo I'm calling the police

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"Jew"

Manson is a boss.

The ironic thing is that it's actually full of gay cop porn lel

I've been running 'cat /dev/random > maybeporn.img' for like 10 years and just dd-ing parts into subfiles and trying to open in an image viewer. One day I will get a porn pic and it will be the first captured porn that was randomly made by a computer

Lol

Underrated

Wtf, user

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>software based encryption
why do you leave your files out in the clear

wdym wtf i do this too, my duckduckgo browser just has 100+ tabs open but finding new stuff is always better than going back to old stuff. if i wanna relive it i can just look it up, and space on my pc is free so it's great

haha floppy diks
i get it

Android/data (I started it on my phone and I just clone everything on pc and phone)
subfolders are:
>2D
>>R34
>>thighs
>>ass
>>ahegao
>>doujins
>pruno
>>videos
>>specific (imagesets)
>>loli
rogue folders on phone are
>b2
>e (temporary storage before I sort everything in it's designated R34 subfolder)
>nswg
>guro
>pregnancy
>anime girls sitting on toilet
rogue folder on pc
>[secret of triforce]+empty icon+hidden
torrent folder on tablet
>yeah
64GB porn folder on sd card
>3dpd
30 GB hentai folder on usb stick of a former fire fighter IT person
>materials for printing WILL not be found in this folder, trust me
>>no
>>>don't
>>>>I said no
>>>>>turn back
>>>>>>MP4
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yeah, I think that's all of my major porn folders, as in genuine porn folders and not just subfolder/couple of mb worth of storage-tier ""porn folders""

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idk

shooting stars

“Stuff”

Sorry, some us are civilized. We don't watch 480p porn streams online. We download 4k porn or get the vr porn we can enjoy on our headsets.