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good morning NZ

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*blocks your path*

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I wanna go on a trip here. any kiwi's have any recommendations? north island vs south island. what are some must see/do things i should try to accomplish?

what?!

Who would you rather fuck?
Judith Collins or Paula bennit?

What time of the year are u coming?
Are u into adventure stuff or more of scenic stuff?
Nz is thuper pricey and the nightlife is generally poo

are you looking for sluts because we have them too

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November is what I'm aiming for. Into hiking and lean more towards adventure. Was looking up river rafting trips, but couldn't find anything that was longer than a day.

Bro is that blonde chicks first name Libby?

It's fucking 8PM you turbo negroid.

America nigga

phoebe

Looks like a chick I know from Dunedin, she’s mad fit tho

>implying we recognize anything other than Freedom Time

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North Island for hiking (tongariro tracks) and South Island for adventure (queenstown)
Rotorua in the North Island has some cool adventure stuff like rafting and mountain biking and general tourist shit but the city litterally smells like poo, its all the sulphur from volcanic stuff underground

she is from Dunedin

Thanks for the info. In terms of time of the year, what do you recommend in regards to weather and avoiding tourist seasons?

Avoid Auckland like the plague.
It's basically China Town at this point

>Was looking up river rafting trips, but couldn't find anything that was longer than a day.

This dude does multi-day rafting trips on the south island (west coast): thekiwibushman.co.nz/guiding/

Summer holidays start in December and all of the hot spots get flooded.
Regarding weather its kinda tricky.
Nz weather is constantly changing so bring something for all conditions.
It can be super hot and sunny one week then it can be a a shitstorm the next week.
Protip: USE SUNSCREEN! U will fry like a lobster on a sunny day

FEELS GOOD

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December is summer holidays and most hotpots get flooded.
Weather is always changing and hard to predict even in summer.
If it's sunny wear sunscreen or u will fry

Western South island is fucking gorgeous. Especially Queenstown. I'm from the deep south of New Zealand so i'm a tad bias

How whites enjoy bliss nature. Mountain biking, power rafting, bungee jumping, sky diving, motor crossing. Seriously what is wrong with you?

get some new material

Based on the posts here, it sounds like I should plan most of my trip on the South Island

Prostitution is legal here and weed is pretty much decriminalised as long as you don't have ounces etc

>Prostitution is legal here
It is legal where i live too, but Tinder and other hook up apps work better and it's free. Still good to know though

West Coast here, it's very pretty and worth checking out!

This. I recommend you rafting and a bungee jump for the thrills.

was actually looking at skydiving, but bungee is something i'll have to consider

where's the fucking discord

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You thirsty fucks.
Just follow nz strippers on insta, they post shit like this daily

reporting in from western auckland / eryting gonna be alright , don worry

is that what you follow?

they on the snap>?

Is importing lsd to NZ easy?

post some instas cunny

november to march best weather

North island , you can literally be standing on a sandy beach next to a green farm paddock, whilst looking at a snow capped mountain .

Its murica you faggit

seen the og bunjy jumpers in PNG ?

and not a nigger, thats probably the biggest factor

This.
Nz is probably the only place where you can go snowboarding and surfing in the same day

what snow capped mountain is there in the north island?

Where's the nz sluts at?

They're all nasty and overpriced. You won't be missing anything

Depends on the cop
I'm a nigger and I've been snapped with 2 fiddys and they just chucked it in the drain and told me to fuck off

taranaki, ruapehu etc

chubbyangel94

Samefag. Did you forget you already posted.
>Protip NZnders are permanently stoned and forget shit

If u go to a brothel then sure.
What you want is this
newzealandgirls.co.nz/
Just avoid Asians and Brazilians

Bro , you better be joking if your a kiwi ....

we don't wanna see chubs

did you go back later n fish it out

chur brudda

I'll stick with hook up apps. Again, it's free, and you will prob find better quality on there.

>go to calendar girls/mermaids insta
>see who they follow
>????
>profit

Yell, Look over there! Free guns & burgers!"
>No longer blocks your path..

Evening faggots

Plus other things.
Better than being a beta cuck and requesting pics on here from other thirsty cunts

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Post cute nz traps

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more of this one

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no bong n milo

no idbro

no tala morgana

no HOPE

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are there any full frontals?

no nudes

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ok continue. Who is she?

friends sister

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how did you get these photos?

gram

do you want to fuck her?

all the time /bro

does she know you want to fuck her?

probs not

ausfag here, moving to Wellington next week.
how easy/hard is it to find weed there?
there any certain pubs or other places in Welli I should go to find some?

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what her @

shalaya.luckin

user do you know these girls? If so kik 997random

not personally

You following her private too?

nah no luck, u should try

I don't think so... But it's seeing a renaissance here right now.

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Weed is everywhere. Just hook up with any group of 20-30 something year olds and ask.

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dont come. this country is a fucking toilet

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hmm guess I'll try again. I went to NZ for 2-3 months last year and had a really hard time meeting anyone that smoked.

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Te aro tinnie House will sell to anyone, downside is there under weighed.
Or become a regular at one of the Internet cafes.
There's usually a dealer most of the time but they won't sell to randos