The shit she was saying to some hungover raver was pretty rancid and he just snapped. Not okay but holy shit, nasty old women can really beg for a knuckle sandwich. She's clearly walked around for years being a rancid shitter and just met the wrong guy on a bad comedown.
Jacob Roberts
>pic related is not hard mode but still makes me smile
>stephanie Mayer gets trolled by Yea Forums users, the twilight author. >she says leave me alone, they refuse. >she makes a new book where the main vampire goes into Yea Forums.org to discuss vampire stuff with other hot vampires. >newfags log on irl to talk about vampires and thus trolled the shit out of the Yea Forums community.
sure, i had a good collection years ago, died with old pc, never got back into it. then started saving again the last few weeks. i just want the funny shit, not all the other crap that infests every other ylyl thread.
That's not even remotely funny. I think I went through a dead baby joke phase for 8 months in 10th or 11th grade.
That shit was old like 14 years ago, and you're still trying to pull it off. No wonder you're not known as the funny person
Tyler Hill
seems like you're humor is a dead as you're child
John Hall
696969
Robert Wilson
These stopped being funny the very day they were spammed all over this website. I remember seeing it once a year or something like that and it was hilarious. I'll probably never laugh at it again
Blake Reyes
sorry fren, forgot to check with you, the very manifestation of the deity of what is to be regarded as funny on Yea Forums.
I was oddly aroused right up until the kicking. After that even my dick was laughing
Jordan Gutierrez
lost
Ethan Lewis
>>Weed joke >>Dead baby joke >>Good YLY
Fucking hell, were you trying to start as shit as possible?
Jacob Morgan
Yeah, I suppose reading more than a single sentence in a minute is rough on you.
Nathan Walker
> shoses
Isaiah Brooks
too try hard
Josiah Gray
Image limit reached so have some William Shatner quotes from Boston Legal.
• From “Legal Deficits” (Season 2):Preparing for trial: “I have an erection. That’s a good sign. I’m ready to go to trial. Lock and load.” • From “Young Cannibal” (Season 3):“You know the old joke, Alan? Man shows up at the pearly gates, sees this guy in a pinstripe suit and a briefcase, a cigar, prancing about. He says to Saint Peter, ‘Who’s that guy?’ Saint Peter says, ‘Ah, that’s just God. Thinks he’s Denny Crane.’” • From “’Til We Meat Again” (Season 1):Protesting a ban on red meat: “We’re carnivores. When the pilgrims landed, first thing they did was eat a few Indians.” • From “An Eye for an Eye” (Season 1):In response to an unfavorable judicial ruling: “You know what I’m going to do, Brian, just to show you there are no hard feelings? I’m going to sleep with your wife.” • From “BL: Los Angeles” (Season 2):Trying to convince Shirley Schmidt to kiss him: “Shirley! I’m in my 70s. I’m still a physical specimen, but you never know. What if I drop dead one day? You never got that last tonsil brushing.” • From “The Innocent Man” (Season 4):Defending his inappropriate behavior toward a woman: “I didn’t proposition her. I merely asked her to sleep with me.” • From “Head Cases” (Season 1):“Don’t waste your time trying to get into my head. There's nothing there.”
Aiden Phillips
(cont.)
• From “Questionable Characters” (Season 1):“Hell, if I had a nickel for every woman I’d promised to marry in exchange for sex ... actually, I do.” • From “Tortured Souls” (Season 1):Trying to convince Alan Shore to take on a despicable client: “Alan, c’mon, we hate all our clients. It’s good to hate, allows us to overcharge and still sleep at night.” • From “Finding Nimmo” (Season 2):Encouraging Alan to take a fishing trip with him: “We need to go to the woods and touch ourselves ... get in touch with ourselves.” • From “Men to Boys” (Season 2):After a female associate takes offense to his inappropriate comment: “I’ve often found that it’s the chubby girls who offend most easily.” • From “Helping Hands” (Season 2):Describing his new girlfriend: “Alan, Bev is the woman I’ve always dreamed of: an angel in the bedroom and a whore in the kitchen.” • From “New Kids on the Block” (Season 3):Greeting a new female associate: “Well, well, well, well, well. If you’re a client, I’ll get you off; if you’re not ... the offer’s still there.” • From “Fat Burner” (Season 3):“I’ll have that jury eating out of my lap.”
Josiah Nguyen
alfa in the making
Cameron Fisher
Lost
Tyler Rogers
Should have a few streaks of brown on this.
Nicholas Gonzalez
No they're not
Joshua Lee
Lost
Christian Price
i truly hope this is real
Christian Watson
kek lost
Connor Davis
Oh my gooooood it's rich evans
Lincoln Ward
It's a fucking metal gear reference
Logan Perez
i just realized he tweeted himself.
Nolan Hughes
I wasted my fuckin time, fuck u
Mason Ross
I fuckin hate when ppl leave garbage in the forests
Ethan Carter
Sexy
James Sanders
Lost.
Joseph Green
Are you mentally challanged?
Jaxson Walker
Rude
Sebastian Thompson
Why do you ask?
Christopher Ortiz
This
Jonathan Fisher
Not everyone is a fucking weeb user , besides >any half life game > the whole fucking meta gear franchise
Jaxon Cox
ffs out of all fucking images this shit made me giggle like a teenage girl