I need the secret ingredient from pizza hut FROM THE 90s
I know for a fact pizza tasted better than this shit. I've heard idiots say it's the bread, but I know it's superior mozzarella cheese that sticks close to the uncooked bread and ingredients. Nothing like today's greasy cheese. You could add anchovies and it was a thing. Hawaiian tasted delicious. Etc.
All pizza tasted great up until a few years ago. It was the early 00s it went to shit the pizza huts changed their stores and chinks bought them. I want my American pizza back.
The only thing left are a few mall stuffed pizzas and you're lucky to have those. This pan pizza bullshit is trying to say Chicago deep dish never existed nor was nationwide. It all went to the frozen aisles just like those white castle boxes. California pizza kitchen was actually good.
It's all ass and papa John's showed up on the scene. I need pizza before papa John's
And I'm not talking about your stupid pedo meme at all. I want the good food and I want to know how to cook it.
I hear you, O.P. I remember when I ate Pizza Hut with a knife and fork and it was so decadent. I also think the cheese and dough changed through the years maybe cause of the depleted soil. This earth is worn out, Yea Forumsros.
As someone who ran their own pizza place and tested others, the answer the dough. It’s the same reason donuts were better in most chains too. Everyone buys the premade stuff when before, every Monday they used to get premeasured ingreidents and would spend 30min-1hr using a dough mixer. It makes all the difference
Benjamin Hernandez
You know what it was? It tasted Italian. And all these fucking people starting with the jews fucked it all up. They messed with the Italian community because they didn't want to be niggers
Google doesn't even give me a picture of the stuff.
Bullshit it's the dough. The dough is just the beginning.
There's all these small Italian delis that closed. Trying to make Italian food is like the devil. There's a book I saw on guitar chords that had a pentagram and was extremely complicated like that. There are things done wrong that taste bad a certain way that you must do to pull off a heisenberg's 99% pure blue meth.
You have to slaughter a pig of a certain race yourself in Hey Arnold's neighborhood to come up with shit like this. Namely making the sausages and the pepperoni
Mozzarella used to not taste like ass. My father ordered extra cheese.
80s were a great decade, wtf are you talking about?
Hudson Thompson
The 80s were great, aside from the threat of nuclear annihilation. Pizza hut still sucked, though.
Jordan Stewart
The only non-shitty Pizza chain was a local dine-in-only chain in Southern California 1960s-1980s, called "Numero Uno". It got resurrected as a shitty delivery-based chain in the late 1990s and is nowhere near the same, but still 100000x better than Pizza Hutt, Dominos, etc.
Mason Powell
On the show about that shit they actually used local pizza.
As if to say "shit's still good people! Good enough folks!"
There has been the threat of nuclear annihilation since the end of WWII. We're actually at higher risk now than we were during the peak of the cold war aside from cuban missile crisis and a handful of other brief events. Also Pizza hut was great. I think they're still pretty good but I forgot if their taste changed.
Ryan Fisher
I used to think when I was a kid that there was the evil twin counterpart to everything. So Florida I had to try because it was edgy evil California. Says so on the orange juice right?
Well for Chicago I thought it must be either new york or Detroit that if it had white people or European immigrants it was great. French locals from Detroit etc.
When they come up with this shit like the garbage plates it greatly offends me. I try to protect places that will forever be gone to make room for new SJW gay nigger shit like a garbage plate.
I don't want these kind of crazy sick people anywhere near understanding what a quality restaurant is. Their agenda is to destroy it.
You have to make it yourself. Start with a clone recipe for the dough. You should make your own sauce with Italian tomatoes, but Newman's Own sauce is cheap and decent enough. Toppings should be the best quality you can find.
Robert Ward
I want some pizza now
Bentley Miller
ALL THESE FUCKING NIGGERS AND FAGGOTS JUST HAD TO GET RIGHTS
Fuck the jews.
Robert Johnson
wut?
Ayden Flores
I think if i get the grandma pot right and use a lot of eggs and milk I'm somewhere in the clear. But there are secrets like you said, newman's own.
I'm going to mix it with Rao's sauce and fillippo berio olive oil until I know what I'm doing.
Also they took olive garden pizza off the menu. Over half this shit has a Mandela effect attached to it.
Jayden Martin
Find a white person in Detroit, the French Macedonian- American will make your pizza and Italian food right.
Connor Rivera
Its the fucking oil whats been used. Not the dough not the cheese. Its the oil. Ever had sesame oil? Shits way better than your palm oil.
Zachary Campbell
Big brain but small pp
Josiah Lewis
Motherfuckers tell you to try costco's pizza to not straight up say Sam's club.
It is but I'm on the other band of people including my father who says it's the ingredients. I don't get a pizza to eat bread.
Maybe some of the ingredients were intentionally bad but overall the pizza tasted great. I don't get a pizza for the crust.
Robert Bennett
The secret ingredient is love.
Grayson Lopez
You got a point with Papa John's B.C.
Dominic Williams
its likely to be either a different yeast strain or flour used in the bread. after that the heavily processed meat that rather than fermented or cured is just loaded with nitrites for the same look and feel.
Juan Hill
Sam's club has good pizza
Brody Scott
I brought into the cured meme and it made very little difference
