Doctors have told me to get my house in order. I've got weeks but realistically I'll be bed ridden maybe 10 days tops...

Do you have money to go to Vegas or somewhere to live it up? If not get to the bank before they realize you are unwell.

I mean its shitty and genuinely sorry it is happening to you - C is a cunt, but you can go out enjoying it, not bed bound in and out of consciousness. You ain't gotta worry about the mess when you go.

Dont worry we will all soon be with you. Cheers

Cum in as many prostitutes as you can afford.

I have $2500 and a bit. I'd been putting aside a little money each paycheck hoping to get enough for a down payment on a house thinking I'd get married and settle down by the age of 30.

Shit ain't happening now.

>United States Of America
Go to Disney World and try to die in one of the rides.

Rack up some debt and enjoy yourself. Payday loans or whatever. If you can't get out the house, bring the party to your house and go out happy.

Paypal me the money. You won't need it anyway.

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I wanna second what the dude said about pulling money from the bank. Go big or go home friend. I would like for you to do what I wish I could and live like a fuckin boss for awhile. Sorry about your predicament and good luck to you. I hope there’s an afterlife for you that ain’t so bad as the shit were in now.

Drugs

what kind of cancer?

The people I've lost to cancer all had palliative care, they basically got opiods and benzos to keep them from feeling it, drugs is a good shout.

Buy a bullet and rent a gun

buy an RV
cook meth
make bank
go to vegas and fuck bitches, gamble and then shoot some guns before you die.

thats the american way no?

Iv'e seen people live their lasts good days in denial and regret dont let that happen to you.
get whatever you can get if you have credit cards max them out.
go some where youve always wanted to go and do whatever makes you happy
sorry about your situation but go out in style...

Spinal cancer but it's spread just about everywhere. I was misdiagnosed with MS but now we know the truth. And yeah, I'm going to be morphined to hell and back once I become bed ridden which is the one thing I'm looking forward to.

there has been some places people can get psychedelics for terminal disease

Do everything you can to enjoy yourself. Perhaps secure a way to kill yourself safe, quickly and effectively. I suppose a gun could work but I feel like cyanide or something else would work better, I dunno.

I'm sorry for your situation OP. I hope you make the best of it and you go out with minimal suffering.

i dont get how hard it is to kill yourself in America.

you have guns so this is what i would do if i was going to off myself.

4 guns
string
tie the string to all triggers and set them up 1 facing your forehead, 1 at the back of your head, 1 to the temple and 1 to the heart for good measure.

pull the string or set it to go off randomly if your too pussy.

You are an absolute tool, please try it and get back with results.

I have dual citizenship so when I become bedridden my folks will bring me back to Canada where I can enjoy a shit load of opiates while I'm dying and can have an assisted suicide if I can't take it. Frankly I have such a short period left I'm not too worried about the end.

Kinda know what I want to do with my last few ambulatory days but want to hear what other anons would do.

Take out as many loans as possible, gamble a bit and build up a large sum of cash. Spend it on yourself how you see fit (skydiving, renting sports cars, etc)
Then pool all the cash back together and leave it for your family. Creditors can't do shit if you will it off.
Or find some kid struggling at a college campus and present him with a suitcase of cash. Your last good deed on earth is to invest in a young persons future.

cant. guns banned in my country because its not 3rd world.

im a tool? so im useful then? thanks.

Well, what do you have in mind at the moment?

But education is 3rd world as you can't spell for shit. So... probably from the UK, you don't need a gun as you're already a weapon.

How old are you?

what state are you in OP?

do you mean my grammar? because no words i typed are wrong... except grammar. i dont care about grammar on Yea Forums. im not from UK either and i am not EU or Asian.

I am in the top country of the entire planet.

Australia

I'm 22. Didn't go to college because I couldn't figure out what I wanted to do for the rest of my life. Now I don't have to worry about that.

NINE HUNDRED DOLLERIDOOS?

It's good you have family to help you get through it. what do you plan on doing these 10 days?

Sorry to hear this bro. Just lost my dad a few weeks ago for the same shit. Do whatever you want to do,l. Decide quickly and act. Don't waste anytime. Shit will sneak up on you and you will not he yourself anymore.

Funny... where the English sent the retarded criminal xD

I like you, you're a funny guy. G'day mate, throw another shrimp on the barbie

my cancer plan: Go visit everybody who has ever wronged me that I can find
I will remind them of what they did, and offer them a chance to apologize. If they do not, I will imediately shoot them in the face, and attempt to move on to the next person.

I'm gonna take a train trip across the country.

But that's implying you didn't deserve being wronged..

Better with the faggot who wronged you the most.

>(You)

Primary or secondary?

That would be cool get your own state room so you can get away when you need to.
enjoy yourself user see you on the other side.
Heres to you user only train song I could find
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