So i met a girl on tinder...

So i met a girl on tinder, the only way she would let me meet her is if i write her a "creative" sentence that would convince her to let me cum on her face.

help me boys

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"close ur eyes and pretend im a nigger"

Roses are red violets are blue let me pull my dick out and splatter your face with muh man glue,,

I’ll help you out, what are her interests?

Fuck all that. Facials are about dominance. Tell her to fuck off with her stupid nonsense and you'll cum wherever the fuck you want after you fuck her holes

it wont get better than this one OP

Lick her cunt until she cums. After that she'll let you do anything.

i know nothing about her, she just started off with that line

i know nothing about her, she just started off with that line

if it actually said the part about cumming on her face then it's a fake profile, dumbass

don't cuck yourself for her, ask her if she wants to fuck or not without all the dominance bullshit ladies dream about like in the movies, fuck her, or fuck her

That's a man mate. No chick in history starts with that line.

Better I cum on your face than my neighbors toddlers again

Poetry

bump

just say to her you will move to next girl then. fuck girls who make you do so much effort for a pussy. she might be turned on by the power of your self control.... sorta like reverse psychology

She don't deserve your time OP.

virgin detected

I want to cum inside your bum
and it would be so very fun

but, alas, that's not the place
where you want my salty paste

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THIS

how so?

you want to work for pussy when theres millions of easier girls? i think your the beta whos willing to put these girls on a pedestal

"I'll fuck the freckles off your face bitch"

bitch let me bust a fat nutarooni on your face before i bust it in my cat again

teller "wat r u gay?"