How can I kill myself tonight Yea Forumsros? I need ideas. So far my main idea is to try hanging myself...

That's not a method.
I'm not sad, I need to escape some problems that I'm dealing with.

Slow hang is painless, face gets tight, and you fall asleep

That's not napalm, but good effort middleschooler

Oh take the cowards way out. God forbid you actually face your problems like a normal human being.

What's The Problem, Maybe We Can Help

then change your scenery. if its social.
if its financial neck it through.
legal? good luck with how fucked this judicial system.

fight while you can.

>implying we need more whiney shits like OP

That's the plan if no one in this thread gives me any kind of good methods.
Your words don't affect me.
Something that can't be fixed. Trust me, this is the only way out of all this.

Apparently you can kill yourself with a bedsheet and a single mattress, so

What Is It Fag?

How so?
I wish I could say, user.

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How About You Just Stay Another Day?
And See How Thing Go

If you honestly think theres no fix, then that's on you. Theres always another way. Suicuide is the cowards way out, and no matter what you say I'm right

Whether suicide is the coward's way out or not, it doesn't matter to me. A way out is a way out.

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maybe slit your throat? a hefty kitchen knife would work wonderfully

What You Can Do Is Make More Problems So That The Ones You Have Get Delayed

See

I've already made enough problems for myself, user.

Murder?

I can't confirm or deny. Also nice trips.

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You seriously can't think that can you? A way out? You're thinking of a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

You can always pee in your butt

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get in trouble with the police and die by cop suicide. go out having fun user

nice trips

thanks for the life tip kanaya

Oh

Helium nap. Easy painless.
Godspeed user

You could kill yourself by getting a office job for the rest of your life if you want something more painful than choking yourself

Supposed to be tonight user

OP if you're gonna go tonight anyway, why not at least tell us your story? Or at least sum it up, just tell us why.

Imagine being a worker

Escape some problems? Dude just fake your death. Dont be a pussyfag.

That's still a pussyfag way out

Where do you live and what's your age?

Don’t kill yourself user. Join the revolution before all is lost. You have purpose, you can be strong.
We must stand together and fight the evil of this world.

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Don’t
I can’t say things will be any better, but killing urself is a bad idea.
Just hang on dude

I find these incredibly adorable tbh. Somewhat heartwarming.
No matter how popular or unpopular you are, friends are always counted with a single hand.
That being said, a picture of a guy celebrating his birthday with his family is nice

We can have peace. They don’t profit from helping people. They make us sick user. Look at the media, the white people have been infected by decadence. They don’t want our lives to be good. They’re angry, a legal genocide of our people. We will destroy ourselves if nothing is done.

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Havent all of you suicidefags seen this image already?

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Suicide isn’t a way out.
Trust me. You’re gonna make it a thousand times worse

If you fucked up, deal with the consequences.
What exactly did you do tho?

There is nothing to gain by living OP. Do what you think is right.

Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem your life will get better if you work for it please reconsider your decision to end it

this
every time I try to do anything about anything it just makes everything worse
two attempts and still here

when it's your entire life and keeps getting worse no matter what you do it's definitely not temporary

Find a hobby that makes you happy for me it was making music and wilderness survival

Live stream it. op and live forever. You don’t need to be forgotten. Or go out with a bang for the cause. There’s an evil in this world that won’t get better with one less soldier. Unless it’s for the greater good

Do mdma trust me you'll find a reason to keep living man

Don't take the easy way out user. There's always a reason to stay alive.

not OP but let me know when you find it

OP still hasn't told us WHY.

Are you a woman op? 2 failed attempts yikes.

>permanent solution to a temporary problem
That's a nice catch-phrase for people who don't know what permanent problems are.

this
some things you can't change no matter how hard you try

Please don't, life can be worth it user.

Hey uh, I saw you said you were looking for non-painful ways to kill yourself... You are aware if you hang yourself with a belt you are going to be strangled to death? It is rather painful...The only reason why hangings aren't usually painful is because the way the knot is tied and situated on a person causes their neck to break and thus die (almost) instantly.
I don't want to berate you when you are already having a bad time, but if you really want to kill yourself tonight you are going to have to accept some pain or discomfort. There are painless ways to kys but not achievable in such a short time frame. see I've been think about killing myself for almost 20 years now. Friends, families or pets always give me a reason to keep chugging on. Also the knowledge that I'll (hopefully) be dead within a few years from natural causes and nobody will have to deal with my suicide.

This

Life’s shit user. We all eventually go one day. But try to enjoy the little things in the meantime.

I'm not OP
I miss IDs

>I miss not being anonymous on an anonymous image board