My gf wants me to shave my legs but I think that's gay. What should I do Yea Forumsros?

My gf wants me to shave my legs but I think that's gay. What should I do Yea Forumsros?

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looks good bro dump that slut and get a real women who appreciates it.

the yeti

Blond bod hair is always a little weird to me.

If those are actually your legs, then yes, that's disturbing. No need to take a blade to your legs. Use an electric trimmer to just shorten that fur. When it's shorter, you will be able to see your skin and you won't look so much like a faun.

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Not inherently gay, but it could be awkward if your bare legs get seen by others, like at a gym or if you wear shorts. Or if it’s pretty clear your not a competitive swimmer or cyclist.

You could just not give a fuck and enjoy the smooth slippery sex with your girlfriend. I’d say it’s worth experiencing at least once.

Sage advice, and that's not satyre.

yeah get some clippers you ape

you're a freak

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Do you even bother with pants? I wouldn't.

What this guy said.

Hairy men are the best men, the blonde is different but that's fine!

If you ever want pussy again, fucking shave. You can get a electric shaver and trim that shit up.

I am sickened by this

Would help if you showed pics without pants

trim that shit down, tf
no need to shave it tho
pd, it ain't gay so you can do it safely without ur dick falling off

First thing you should do is some squats

Hoho that's funny, mythological creatures yo.

Nigga get that shit waxed you hairy ass blonde ape

Shave it.
When it grows back it will be even stronger

"RADDA RADDA"

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Good gods - someone got it! And dubs to boot!

If those are your legs, then you are indeed, as some other user pointed out, a Mr Tumnus looking motherfucker

Props.
My mouths as dryadd a mother fucker

Post your weird blonde dick hair. Inb4 uncirced euro degenerate.

says the dude with the non existing quad.

Your legs look like hairy hotdogs. Why are your legs so red and smooth.

Just trim it down to 1/4" or 3/8 or so every other month, it's easy and shaving will give you napalm-legs until your skin gets used to it. Unless you already know how to shave body hair, it will be pretty unsexy the first few times.

What was it like having sasquatch as a father?

I say trim it with clippers, down to a #2 blade.

just trim, not baby smooth, but shorter, its looks freakish like that

Don't you mean unmutilated, user?

is this your arm?

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fucking pan handlers

dont shave just trim

dildo in arm?

Epilate your legs like I do. Feels and looks great!

Really nigga, no wamen is gonna appreciate that.

OP go gay

Post balls, fagboy

>wamen
fuck off underage fag

Tell her no, just to make her try and pressure you, or offer you some kind of reward. Once you get that promise, then you get yourself some mother fucking Nair. Melt that shit off when she isn't around, then use a razor for your balls.

You can Nair your balls, but the jury is still out on that.

Then we she sees your smooth legs, you give her the humble brag.
>Yeah it took a while, maybe 30 mins for everything?
>Nope, no cuts. Had to go slow, but I got it done.
>I really feel for you, I had to really contort to get everywhere
>Yeah swipe down, swipe up, clean razor, and repeat.
My personal fav
>I have a feeling that men's shaving products are better then women's.

When she gives you shit, just tease her. Own that shit.

Tell her you'll do it if she lets you fuck her ass.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about my neat and tidy custard chucker you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Cunt Destroyers, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on willing bitches, and I have over 300 confirmed inseminations. I am trained in vaginal warfare and I'm the top twat sniper in the entire US circumcised forces. You are nothing to me but just another cheese infested turtleneck. I will circ you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of moiles and surgeons across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the stitches, maggot. The stitches that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your unmutilated 3 incher. You're fucking circed kid. I can circ anywhere, anytime, and I can circ you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed circumcision, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Surgical Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable forey off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking foreskin. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking circed kiddo.

Wait for the full moon to be over.

So um, what the fuck is that?

if those are your legs shave everything

Shave that prissy bitch out of your life and find a fellow mutant who appreciates a Swedish werewolf.

Or just find one as hairy as you, so after you bang, your leg hair will be twisted together like velcro.

If you wanna make her happy, atleast trim. Nothing gay with manscaping. But going hairless is fuckin' gay

Bullshit, what kind of degenerate are you? Men do not shave their legs, or trim.

Even shaving your legs for cycling and weightlifting is borderline ponce.

Only good reason to shave is if you are gay or a trap.

I'd just do it. Lots of younger guys are shaving their legs nowadays. I work in a public high school and I'd say around half the guys do.