Does Yea Forums have any good ways for me to make a suicide pill? Obviously quicker + more painless is a preference

Does Yea Forums have any good ways for me to make a suicide pill? Obviously quicker + more painless is a preference.

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drain cleaner, borax, ammonia, bleach, mix a lil of it all

sounds painful, I'm hoping for a bit more of an elegant approach

Get yourself a decent dose of any strong drugs with a sedative effect. Take a couple times the maximum dose, but not enough to cause vomiting due to the stomach lining getting destroyed due to the chemicals.
Fall asleep. Embrace eternity.

also take with alcohol

An actual suicide pill, i.e. one single pill, will not be a pleasant way to go.

Any specific drug to go for?

well any kind of remotely pleasant chemically enduced way to go really

Why OP? You can have my time.

Guns exist OP

I can honestly say that my life has just been not worth it, any point in my past is just the same thing. I wake up, wait for the day to end, and go to bed to repeat it. Even as an elementary schooler I was miserable but I had the self awareness to wait it out and see where life goes. I'm not sure if my biology is fucked up because my mom had me when she was like 43 or if its because of the abuse I had when I was little but I just don't enjoy life and I never have. I'm tired, both in the sense of being fed up and just emotionally exhausted.

For that, I'd suggest you find yourself at a rave party and ask for a free molly. You might have bad luck and wind up getting some of that good shit and partying and having sex the whole night. Think it over.

and put a hole in my nice little noggin? I want to be cremated but still would like a nice shaped corpse.

Any kind of sleeping pills work. Take it in interval of 3 minutes with higher doses every time (triple the dose). Get yourself comfortable, no distraction. Set up soothing ambience and darken your room. Do it after a warm shower. Take a rest for eternity, never waking up again.

Take about a gram or so of heroin. That should definitely kill you with no tolerance.

That aside, I suggest you seek therapy and at least try some form of medication first. Things do get better, sometimes.

I hate to sound like some basement dwelling tublord but I don't really have friends user. I've had a few over the years but I just get so exhausted after a few minutes with another person I stopped looking for people.

Just stop being a quitter, man. There's more in life than what you've experience. Man the fuck up, get a good job, make some friends, find a girl, hook up, get married, travel the world....it's not that hard.

I'm not sure if I'm motivated enough to seek out heroin, and I'd consider therapy but I have no passions, hobbies, anything really and talking to someone won't create any.

Avoid cyanide that shit is painful

I know from experience that it can be hard, but if you're about to end your life anyway, you'd be a fool not to try a new side of it first.
Or therapy.

Just hang yourself pussy

Attempted. Failed.
I just can't do the whole college thing with how low my energy is. I phase out during class and learn nothing. Its been like that since 6th grade. If I had the willpower and desire to go experience life I would be doing so.

my ceiling isn't really made for nooses

Wait 80 years and die of natural causes

Go to a doctor and get some help first. Doing things volunteering, going to school, and going for a hike in the woods will help get you on track and hopefully give you some reason live.

Imagine a person who gave up on life in middle school and has just sort of existed for a decade now... I can fake social skills but it isn't pleasant for me at all. I could do so much but not a single fiber of my being is telling me to go on. I wish I was interested in my future, I mean fuck I'm in ok shape (US Standards), decently attractive, still technically enrolled in an engineering school, and I know I could succeed if I willed it. I just don't have that will.

this was my plan since I was 11 but as time goes on I'm getting inpatient. Imagine a TV show you start watching and get bored after season 2. Theres like 50 seasons man I don't want to sit through all that shit. plus everyone else fucking loves the show. my life is amc's the walking dead

find a tree

>ok shape (US Standards)

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we had one in the backyard that I was pretty fond of, my mom had it cut down because she thought it lowered our house's value

I honestly was living a really healthy life not too long ago. I had ok grades because I was new in college and felt kind of motivated, I had new friends, I was exploring the city all night and day, but there was still no passion behind it. I felt like a puppet just doing healthy human things. I'm like that mark zuccerberg meme. ah yes social interaction with other humans. experiencing social behaviors with peers in a trendy restaurant. it all just felt so hollow. nothing filled the empty spot in my chest

If you wanted to die you wouldn't care if it hurt. You don't want to die, you're seeking attention.

nah man the only pleasure i take from this thread is that >ok shape (US Standards) guy above me, I'm but a mere tender skinned white boi who doesn't like the idea of pain. I accidentally got bleach down my throat once and it sucked ass.

helium exit mask, or if you're broke jump off a bridge/building

never heard of it before and google didn't help me much with finding out what that is. Not broke nor do I want to die outside of my bed.

Dude. You have depression. I know from experience that you can be treated without the suicide. Get some help man cuz people care and don't want you to leave. We don't want you to die. Please get to a therapist and talk it through.

The prices are probably out of date, as the pictures a lot older than those posts, but it should work.

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Boost my shitty thread

and die looking like some cheap chinese dark knight bane? I hate how tempting this one is

no one cared who I was until I put on the mask

I've spent my entire life like this man, I don't really have connections with people. The only hesitation I have is that my mother who is an attention whore will be gathering up everyones sympathy when shes the one who ruined my mental health so early on. getting back on track, I have grown into an adult who doesn't know how to function. how would I even get a therapist when I don't even have the ability to open an email from my school that I'm afraid of. I'm figuratively crippled in every way I can be here.

Dude, you are at a point of depression where you are subconsciously crying for help by saying you're gonna kill yourself. It's not too late and never is. You need to tell someone about your issues, 911, anything to get you some help.

Even if somehow I worked up to getting help, I don't see any future where I want to continue living. How would therapy magically make me want to live after 10 years of patiently waiting for death to come on over and fuck me? I didn't want to be another one of those middleschoolers who wanted to die, then highschool, but now I truly can't muster the effort if I wanted to.

you have to imagine what a decade of this has done, I'm just so tired

good luck getting pure helium

get medicated start there

Have you tried eating health and lifting weights op?

Become a sick cunt that can deadlift 700 pounds squat 650 and bench 500?

I quit pot and hoping to achieve that is all I've got going for me right now really but it's fun. Eating healthy isn't that hard. Potatoes, meat, more meat whole wheat deli sandwiches, green smoothies, oats, rice. Good shit

Gonna get my testosterone levels checked cause I've suffered from low motivation my whole life, not very hard erections at times unless I pump er up, some brain fog but that's gotten better since I got off weed.. uhhh yeah.

Lift some iron op

You need something to live for. Get a pet, adopt a child, anything to take care of that you will love. Start a fucking business that provides for you and others. Once you do that, you find the reason you are alive and will be for the next 60 years.

I don't have those kind of adult skills user, and I'm still on my mom's lowest possible quality insurance. I don't know how to align enough planets to make therapy happen for me.

I fucking love the taste of healthy shit actually, I had a small mountain of broccoli with my turkey burger for dinner today, and I got halfway into being fit a little less than a year ago and honestly I see what you're talking about. It just ended up being a bandaid on a stab wound to me though.

You're already doing great by talking to us about it. I know that you've been through shit, I was too, I powered through it and If a 16 year old fatass like me can, you can too. Depression and suicidal thoughts is horrible but death is worse. Please just take our suggestions into heart man cause we really care about you, if we didn't we wouldn't be talking to you right now.

I have desperately wanted children since I was a child but
A: still too young to properly support a child
B: I don't want to raise a kid on low income like how I was
C: If I never have a child user, I can't let them down like my father did.

ultimately these can be fixed if I get my shit straight with college and get my degree, hell I'd be making six figures but I just don't have the emotional strength it takes to put effort into something.

I didn't have any emotional strength 3 years ago too, but you know what? Someone helped me out and got me on track, I took pills, got a support group and pretty much beat depression. I was where you are, you can be where I am at user. Just keep a positive outlook on life.

appreciated, but I just don't see how it could be worse. It's like choosing between a shitty meal or no meal at all. I just can't imagine how talking to someone could give me the passion, drive, motivation, desires, all that shit I've never had. I'm scared of people and of the world, how am I supposed to find and schedule a therapist that takes my mom's insurance.

You don't even need insurance for therapy just find a support group and go to it. They help you through tough as shit.

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You already started the recovery process by talking to us. If you keep going, I guarantee you will be better.

Good for you buddy, glad you're treating your body half decently. Exercise and good nutrition is vital to a healthy mind, and body more obviously.

Get your blood checked for testosterone and vitamins, cause an imbalance could contribute to depression. Ofc if you have underlying issues which we both seem to do, it won't fix it but it can help. I found it crazy that exercising is vital for the mind. Supposed to stave off Alzheimer's and all that shit. Fucking nutty.

Gotta deal with those underlying problems, gotta take care of your body and gotta have something you find fun to do with your free time.

Get your blood checked and get your depression treated buddy we're both worth it. If my bloodwork comes back good I might have to do the same as much as I hate it

Become a sick cunt!

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god I haven't spoken to a human other than my mom since summer break started, I'm annoyed that I'm considering help now after leaving my own head for a bit. So much effort for no promise of improvement terrifies me, I still don't know if I can beat my depression induced laziness and go get help somewhere. Thats such a large part of it. My only real desire is to lie in bed and wait for death anything else is so taxing.

It won't give you it, but they'll give you the skills you need to get it snf they'll help you work through it. Talk to your GP about what you can do with your insurance

Somewhere deep down my genes have the ability to turn me into a pro-level chad like my brother but I don't even know how I'll get my health checked. If I decide to go on I have so much shit to do before school starts in less than a month.

That annoyance is a good thing. Do what it doesn't like and get help. I'm glad you are talking to me cause it is the first step. If you make it through the night man, you will make it through life. Imagine having a wife in the future cause you got help. It is very possible dude you just need to get help.

Just do it. Get the help.

You got nothing to lose and everything to gain bud. Talking to people freaks me out too but the more you'll do it the easier it gets. Check up cognitive behaviour therapy. Gradual exposure is the cure.

Handling spiders, talking to people, taking the elevator, whatever it is exposure will help.

Take shrooms then take a cyanide pill.

That is true. Even if it is online, you're curing the fear of talking to people which is preventing the curing of your depression.

Call your doctors office, schedule an appointment asap and ask for your blood work and tell her about all these symptoms.

Minerals vitamins and your hormone levels, and if all that checks out they can probably help you find some therapy. Even if it doesn't therapy will help

last year had an insanely healthy lifestyle for me but that didn't change anything. I was being more productive than I have in my entire life but I felt equally shit. I'll try to see if I can do it again but this time on meds but if that doesn't work then I just wasn't meant to be here. I don't even know if my school is letting me back this year, I failed a math class 3 times in a row because of the obvious reasons listed above.

I've spent countless hours talking to people though, in public, private, intimate settings. It's all the same for me. It feels like something I'm not meant to do. I keep doing it because I want to get used to it but for the life of me I've seen to change at all.

You are always meant to be here. Thank you for considering help man. I am serious in saying that you shouldn't kill yourself. We want you to live and have an amazing life. Even if it means going the extra mile and getting help. Get some rest user, you'll feel better. Tomorrow is a better day.

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