I'm drinking some weird beer

I'm drinking some weird beer
Any of you guys have something to talk about?

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Not my cat but i really wish he would be
He likes sleeping in my bed and i'm the only one who gives him belly rubs
He's a piece of shit though

>some weird beer
what's it called?

Curaka
It has a don Quijote looking guy on the label
So i hope it gets me really wasted

oh, okay. yeah, that's weird. i don't really have anything to say, though

Yes, NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS

Hmm
You have a cat?

i don't have any pets

Based catposter

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I probably would agree if you give me weed or lsd

I shouldn't have any but i tried having a dog once
I miss him so much

Point five?
I got all of them!
Not the yellow one though

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neat

Thanks!

i laugh cuz im not happy but i feel if i keep laughing things are going to be ok.

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Oh nice, thats too bad though

I'm still bored
Haha

Are onaholes good or gay?

why

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what the fuck is that?

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If you mean vag i have no fucking idea
Never tried one

Because i'm alone and trying not to feel bad

Yes to both

a fake puss for lonely blokes

A weeb fleshlight

Never tried that either
I love all of you guys!
Yea Forums is filled with really nice people
Some really angry ones too though

I love you to.

have you tried drinking more?

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And i'm really drunk now
I wish i had weed and lsd

i'm about to move in with my gf of 1.5 years and i love her a lot but also feel like we'd both be happier if our relationship was open but i have no idea how to pitch that without sounding like a horny dick

I can drink way more than a fucking irish drunkard but i get wasted with a few beers

fuckin fags

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Hmm
Just tell her
I'm sure you won't sound like that at all
She might not like that idea
Why you think you would be happier like that?

Cool pic

use mind games and your superior male intellect to get her to fuck another dude then present her the idea of an open relationship as her only salvation from being the bad guy

Thanks
I wish Yea Forums guys wouldn't be so angry

what the fuck does that mean? 4 beers in you're tanked but you keep drinking the next 23?

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1 beer it's enough sometimes but yes
I'll fucking choke way more than that and some other whatever they challenge me to drink but will stay like that until i go back to sleep

I wish i had someone to hug
At least sleeping drunk with one beer is nice
And i'm having 3!

fuck that must feel nice. enjoy it my nigga

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It's not
But i still like it

Many idiots try to outdrunk me

you're not gonna be ok

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I know
It's better that way

wow u should dye your hair black

I want it pink though
It's a weird golden red now
And everyone thinks it's dyed

>I am sure suggesting I am not any more attracted to her than anyone else will make us both happier, especially when she agrees with me

wow

Yeah
That's a bit fucked up

everyone thinks yourr a cycle path

I am
I love burning stuff and i like playing with dead stuff

Like frisbee road kill!
Or dead cats!
I broke a dead dog's ribs once because other dogs wanted to eat him

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Thanks!

one time my dog died and I buried it

plz tespond

I killed mine
I was told to
I knew what i was doing
Then i had to take his corpse somewhere next to the highway
Too lazy to bury him so i just dropped rocks on top

I'm really really sorry you had to do that and that your dog died
I loved my dog a lot but i just had to kill him

To what?

same, basically

You killed yours too?

I loved him a lot but the neighbor didnt like me and poisoned him. So yeah

goodnight thanks

I'm a drunk prairie nigger, Ask me all the questions on why we do stupid shit.

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how the fuck did i get back here?

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KILL THAT FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
FUCKING BITHC ASS NEIGHBOR
I would put an axe between his eyes before killing my dog

this makes sense

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Because you love here

Because we like to

thanks

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how do you feel about stickers

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Edge the stuff

every single day

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What you mean?

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Scary