i start at my 4 year university tomorrow (first class is at 9 am); i transferred from a community college. i feel nervous. what are my chances of getting a goth gf?
I start at my 4 year university tomorrow (first class is at 9 am); i transferred from a community college...
Jace Gonzalez
Jacob White
Kik me @ jmunny89
Nolan Gray
Low
Alexander Moore
little to none BUT you'll see a few
Tyler Rivera
Can't find a gf? BE the gf.
Wyatt Hughes
Satyricon...Nice! I'll have this one
Elijah Thomas
What are your chances to get a gf normally?
Caleb Peterson
She dresses like a white supremacist now. Shaved head
Julian Lee
very easy. i actually look at least descent, so girls will sometimes approach me without me having to do anything.
i hope i do see some. there were very few at my cc.
Ian Clark
Then just chat up a goth girl
Ethan Rivera
dress like a preppy, but dont act like one. and grow a beard. will raise chances significantly.
>not realizing goth gf will 100% cheat before relationship is over
Jose Morales
how should i introduce myself? first impressions really matter with goth girls; i fucked up with the one at my cc, so i don't wont to mess up again.
i'm going to be taking a number of art classes and an introductory german class (i've been practicing on duolingo, so i know the intro-grammar stuff well enough to tutor someone for at least the first half of the semester)
i have long hair, am really pale, 6'2", and dress pretty well. what shoes do you recommend?
Lucas Richardson
Zero. Goth chicks don't exist anymore. Most "metal chicks" are only into the music when they're fucking a metalhead. The girls that really are into metal are also really into fucking the guys from the bands.
When they are outside their circle of black wearing sluts they will fall for the same preppy alpha Chads any other girl will so go for that approach.
>tfw you're approaching 40 and been to over 500 metal shows
Jaxon Flores
>what shoes do you recommend?
aston grey, or something decent with a wooden heel.
>i have long hair
then idk how preppy will work for you. but dudes with long hair usually do pretty well.
Robert Diaz
i could go full black metal, i guess. i have black skinny jeans, black boots, a burzum shirt.
Chase Ross
And every real bm fan will laugh and call you a faggot
Xavier Long
who cares what some neckbeard thinks. im focusing on getting a goth/metal gf.
Evan Flores
Very slim to none. The only so-called "Goths" in College are probably a the Metalcore/Screamo listening Mall goth kids. Go to a library, museum of any sort, or a cemetery to score some true goth pussy.
Hunter Bell
Ok, when the guy in the leather jacket and Beastcraft shirt is fingering Raven the goth princess on the hood of your Accord at the next show you go to make sure you call him a neckbeard
Levi Campbell
tbqh, i'd be fine with some memey marilyn manson tier goth, as long as she has a good personality and what not. some chick that listens to rotting christ and related bands is ideal, however.
>fingering
why is goth and fingering so heavily associated. this is not the first time i've heard of this.
Asher Foster
>i could go full black metal, i guess.
awful idea.
Carter Rogers
Your only hope of ejacking is going to be from jerking yourself off to pictures of boi pussy you fucking faggot
Eli Long
Wyatt Jackson