What would you like to hear today Yea Forums? I'm looking to reasure and sooth some anons...

What would you like to hear today Yea Forums? I'm looking to reasure and sooth some anons, tell you that things are going to be okay and that you are loved. Every one has things that then need to hear, just tell me what to say and maybe how to say it and I will get to as many as possible.
Sample:
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Dear lord look how disproportionate her legs are. Disgusting.

Why is it I can't react to kindness except with hostility?

I know why. The hypocrisy and fake culture of empathy and inclusion has ruined all credibility of such acts. I expect only betrayal, never understanding or acceptance.

I want you to tell me sweet lies about how entropy will not consume our civilization... as it consumes all things. Our mortality applies to freedom and constitutions as much as it does to the stars themselves. Death claims all things. Foolish to think our edifices would be any less mortal.

Sweet empty lies from a person I instinctively do not trust. Lies that bring no comfort. You needn't waste your breath kind user. I don't know why you try.

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If no one tries then what we are left with is nothing. It doesnt cost me a thing to spend an evening saying nice things. The hope that someine out there could love you is enough to help some people through really dark times, and to me talk of hope is not talk of lies even if some see it as naive.

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No one loves me, I'm not even exaggerating. I can't contain the pain anymore, 10 years are fucking enough. The only thing that prevents me from ending it all is the fear of the afterlife. I'm not sure which transition is worst; an eternal hell or a completely nothing.

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Hell would not be that bad at least you would have some entertainment for eternity

made my shitty day better.

Thank you milky.

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I can't say entropy isnt a thing that wont happen it just might not be bad.

>that someine out there could love you
I guess that's a common enough inference for most Yea Forumstards, but in fact I have numerous friends and an excellent wife. And it irks and offends me that you assume I'm some kind of social invalid.

But I think that's my prejudicial hostility again. You may have assumed that because I said people who speak langauge such as yours never bring understanding or acceptance. But I have no shortage of people who understand and accept. They do it with silent nods and honor and respect.

But unfailingly, when I encounter someone who brags about their empathy and sensitivity, that person is a jackal. A predator and a bully who seeks to use their social status and wokeness to prey on easy targets, and who always flees when they find no purchase.

Tell me, user, do you not know the type I describe?

I'm not accusing. I'm lamenting this is the state of things.

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That's really good! All anyone could hope for.

I wasnt saying you specifically user it was a general you, I just mean thats why some people find it reasureing but I do know the type you talk about.

>Implying hell is an entertainment
Maybe an entertainment for those surrounding me as they watch my suffer, whcih isn't particulary different from where I am right now. Fuck, you're exposing the faggotry side in me. That's not good for my reputation. I'm out

say "you can be wathever you want, i'll always be proud of you"

Can you comfort me please sweet girl? Im afraid of dying, Im afraid of disappearing, not feeling anymore, and I also hate this life almost entirely and wanna kill myself, no gf stood by my side they all left me and I live as a NEET everyday with not good hopes for the future

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thx

Tell me that life has meaning and that there's happiness to be found in the world. That there's hope for the white race & things'll work out in the end. I don't see it myself, but it'd be nice to be told otherwise.

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I dont think there is a sure fire recipe for finding love I'm sorry user

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okay, I understand.
thanks user, hope tomorrow goes well for you.

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Thank you you too!

Thank u, u are the best. I usually forget there are some good persons in this world, you are a good girl, I didnt get to have a qt wife w but Im happy I got to hear u in my years of life

people*

I wouldn't say I am the best, but I do agree that it is easy to forget that there are good people in the world. Its forgetting the good things in the world that make it harder to live in so remember that there is lots of good out there too! Even if its a little more hidden.

Hey OP, u helpt everyone today and brought many smiles, I wont make an audio for u but this is our message to u: We also hope everything goes well for u, even against death or pain or whatever bad there is in ur life, know there are people in the world who will fight for u, every day, and for everyone who is a worthy human. You are really wise and ofc u dont have all the answers but your hope and love is what we all dream in a wife. Be happy every day of ur life! Good luck.

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Thank you i really appreciate it. Imma try to be happy for as many of them as possible at least, and good luck to you too.

tell me "marxist here ask me anything"

Hey user. I'm a dumb bed wetter, could you encourage me to stay dry?

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Dont actually ask me tho

ty

I honestly do not know how to do that.

Hey user, I know you're having trouble staying dry at night. the first thing you should remember is not to drink anything an hour before bed, then you should go potty before getting in bed, if you happen to wake up and need to go, don't fall asleep before you make it to the potty. at first you might still have a few accidents, but keep at it and you won't have to wear night diapers anymore. you can do it user!

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Imagine the insulation problems in that thing

You can do it user! Just program your brain! Like subliminal yt vids but whisper it to ur brain before u sleep and make sure ur brain catches it! Good luck!

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You can do it! Everyone has accidents and has probably wet the bed at some point you can get that habbit kicked!

shameless bump

shameful bump

midshame bump

one-quarter-shameful bump

inifiniteshame bump

shamefur disprey

im so asshamed

Take your ass ham elseplace.

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I'm a little dumb and forgot to add that

pls tell me im not annoying or unlikeable or cringe

ass hammered no shame bump

tell me u love me :3

why did u link to that thread haha

would you tell me I can be a (cute) trap? feeling like I'm too boyish to have any fun :(

you are a cute trap :3

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That was an accident (#.#) I deleted the last nuber on accident trying to link it to this one but typed 8 instead of 9 and of all the things it could have been that was it.

very shamefur dispray lol 10/10 would live again

I figured haha

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I wub u too

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Thank you user, dubs agree I can be a trap!
just need to learn to makeup :)
Booty bump!

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thanks

wow Im male and that is really sexy

Thanks, anons :3

youre a fucking faggot that deserves to be gassed. you will never be a woman you delusional nigger

nice try but he gone already

damodashed

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OP ily forever remember it in ur darkest nights

What a sad little guy. this is a good feel thread, please keep that out.

its Yea Forums tho and it makes me laugh that he called him a nigger haha

cuz hes definitively white but still lmao

My little brother is about to start his first day at a university tomarrow. Think you can give him some words of encouragement?

Will she ever text me again? I mean I know she's busy but it's been days.

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Bloopered too bad there that idek how I would have fixed it so you get a mess I'm sorry. The message is still there

Bless you user

SHE IS A FUCKING FAGGOT FORGET ABOUT HER

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LOL

yes it was a really good message :3

nini anons, may the waifus be plentiful. gonna dream of cuddles and cartoons tonight.

good night! I was about to post the same like 30 minutes ago, yeah Im gonna sleep well tonight too thanks to this beautiful thread

may u gain eternal cuddles, love and cartoons for eternity

You really know how to use that mic well OP, you did a good job today, you demonstrated great intellect and prodigiousrysfkdjkm. Good night

You too user :3

tyvm :3

How old are you, OP?

Thank you, you're welcome and good night! Sleep tight

20

so young :3

Is this thread over?

no...

is OP gone?

I don't know. If she doesn't post another vocaroo, she's gone.

she fucking DIED GOD SAVE US ALL

if u have any requests I can take it for her though

Idk. Say something nice to me.

As long as we are still alive we can always have hope :3... and.. if you are worried about death yeah.. nobody who dies gets to tell us whats behind it but Im pretty sure its very possible that there is something. Something like that is what she told me, sorry Im not a qt girl but I tried

Bitch I wanted to HEAR you say it, not read.

DUDE I CANT SPEAK ENGLISH PROPERLY LOL

ok let me try

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ok now officially delivering disney songs for whoever is in need

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What kind of accent is that (where are you from)?

Chile

niggers

Don't ever talk to me again.

LUL