Oh SHIT, you're getting pulled over! The cops are gonna search your car, what do they find? How fucked are you...

Oh SHIT, you're getting pulled over! The cops are gonna search your car, what do they find? How fucked are you, where you live? Roll:
>1: lit joint
>2: snipped drivers license (suspended, revoked, etc.)
>3: sawed off shotgun under the seat
>4: mobile meth lab
>5: CP
>6: open beer
>7: fanny pack full of stolen credit cards
>8: dead hooker
>9: pound of heroine
>0: You, without any pants, getting a blowjob from a tranny
Dubs: You're free to go!
Trips: You get caught with the cops wife
Quads: You get caught with his teenage daughter

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Don't be a nigger and you won't be pulled over

>illegal firearms
Clearly you are the nigger

Rawlin

in most cases i will have 2 or 3 minimum

In Florida, you get a 10,000 fine and a misdemeanor for having a dead body with you. Nottoobad.jpg

Roll for mobile meth lab or dead hooker.

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rolling AAAAAAAAAA

r o l l i n g

free to go........

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i am completely innocent

Rolling

OK you check out, have a nice day.

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Mobile meth lab o fak

Rolling

the beer opened byself

>hands over drivers licence with $20 Tim Horton's card

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Classic me xd

I just want some cop cock up me

rollan

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rollahs

>”No sir, I do not consent to a search.”
>”Am I being detained?”
>”If so, what is/are the charges?”

Only correct answers.

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Rollin

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Rollo

rollin probably 6 or 7 open beers

I'm not a nigger, I don't need luck (or dubs or trips or whatever). I have a trunk full of ratchet straps, a trailer hitch, and no cell phone. The most you're getting me for is a fix-it for no front plate. Hopefully that doesn't lead to a breathalyzer.,,

Nothing here sir

Only 1 applies. The rest they don't give a shit about.

Congrats on the blowjob user

>turns off body camera
Guess I'll be on my way then.

JK Rowlin

I hate niggers

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Rolling for dead hooker

nat20 Here we go

>everybody's rolling and nobody is posting how much shit they get in where they live
Come on guys, how fucked are you?

Evening Officer, what seems to be the problem?

15 years in prison and a $100,000 fine, and yet we're the meth capital of the us.

>breathalyzer roll, last digit is how many tenths I blow

Aaand I'm fucked

Used condoms from fucking op on the ass an hour before

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1 get
discretely clip it and tuck it away somewhere hidden without moving my arms/shoulders much so doesnt alert cop

Come on 5!

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I’m probably fucked

Rolling for Open Beer can

Oh shit I’m free to go nigga.

What the fuck good is a pound of h going to do me at least if I would have got the dead hooker I would have had a good time eh guess the dope game really is hard

Yo, I'm just borrowing a mate's car, everything in here is his

rolling

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cool face engaged

Ok summerfag

Gaygaygaygay

Gotta roll

you're buddy got a nice and clean car user you're free to go

OFFICER PLEASE IM JUST TRAVELING NOT DRIVING

You think you're gonna find anything?

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Hello Officer. w-wh hat can I help you with?

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nigger

Rollin..... I bet it's the meth lab.

kjhbhj

Rowl

gas gas gas

A little concerned about 5 but other than that im driving home.

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noice

There's absolutely no reason to pull me over

Fuck off pig

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theres an lb worth of reason, nigger. get down on the ground and spread those cheeks now

I'm sure I'm fucked

wolling

Rollllll

>I just want some cop cock up me
>5: CP
Your wish is granted.

He didnt say con cock, so im assuming both? Is this an instance where convicts and cops put their differences aside and rape user? yikes.

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Oh gezz

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Im black

Pound of Heroine and his Teenage Daughter

sneaky nigger

THATS NOT HIS DAUGHTER THATS HIS SON YOU IMBECILE

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That's sexy, but the cop gets a bigger slice

I’m not a nigger, sir.

0202 that’s dubs right? Lmao I’m white.

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motherfucker thats 2

>lit joint
What is this, 2014?

Hands up don't shoot

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Im safe boys

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Hopefully I get Life

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Im gunna fuck your daughter