How the fuck do l drink vodka without gagging it and having it run up my nose

How the fuck do l drink vodka without gagging it and having it run up my nose.
Like seriously, what the fuck?

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You have school in the morning

huh? are you like a teen girl or an elf or something?

Drink it 1/5 vodka the rest Rockstar

throw your head back and try not to let it touch the bottom of your throat

Don't buy cheap vodka, faggot.

>smirnoff
>cheap

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even expensive shit does this lmao

mix it with some soda

That's true. Price is not a good indicator of quality with most liquor, with vodka especially.
Vodka is mostly just industrial ethanol mixed 40:60 with plain water. Higher prices just mean you're getting screwed by jews yet again.
Good vodka needs to be pot-distilled.

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Freezer is your friend.

put a little water in it or drink it cold

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Stop being 13

try tonic and a wedge of lime you fruitcake

Cheap as in cheaply made, not expensive.

^this

one suggestion

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Well first grow up, practice makes perfect. But try not breathing through your nose during and for a few moments after the shot. Worked for me when I was young

What a fag

Being this young

stop being a homo

This user knows the truth

Get something you can sip so you don't look like a fucking buffoon. All hard alcohol burns the same way, you just need to get used to it.

Yeah, nah, vodka tastes like shit and anyone who says otherwise is lying.

You may as well be drinking hand sanitizer.

>Hurrr durrrr baby can't handle bad taste

Didn't realize I was in such a cool place. So many bad asses here.

>smirnoff
>expensive

Hey kid, you need to be 18 for this site

Put it in orange juice.

>Drinking alcohol for the taste

Are you a teenage girl or just a huge faggot?

Got me good, partner.

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Vodka is a lot better than Whisky or Tequila.
I prefer Rum to anything else but it all tastes like shit.

It's fucking alcohol. The only people who care about the taste are women and faggots. It has nothing to do with being a tough guy lol.

I'm a whisky drinker. Give me oak and char, the flavors of caramel, smoke, spice, and more along with the remnants of the mash's essence over vodka any day.

Never said it had anything to with being a tough guy, Rum and Vodka just don't taste quite as shitty imo.

I don't know why the fuck you wouldn't care about the taste, why buy some type of liquor that you think is nasty when you could buy something that you think tastes better for the same price?