So I have a neighbor. Tried to be friendly many times. They continue to fuck with my car...

oh okay nevermind then makes sense

and here is their black truck an 6 inches away from my bumper . This is daily.

You're bad at uploading pics lol

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Buy a ton of stink bombs, empty them in small squirt gun. Just walk in front of vehicle acting like you are looking at it, but spray the shit out of the front radiator. If you can get away with it spray door handles, or smear poo under door handles. Find camera and shoot it out from a blind spot. Cut valve stems. If you can't get near vehicles do something to their living space. Stink squirt gun on door handles, throw dead animals in yard, or fish from market. Play high pitch sounds too their walls late at night.

take a day off from work, make sure they have gone to work, then check for an open door or window or just pour into vents or around the house

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did this to a neighbor who was bothering me for months

i actually did this every night for like 2 weeks

they were gone in a month

You know where they live. Do they ever leave the truck windows down? I had a friend who had a neighbor like yours. They sold the car because of this shit.

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well if they are Hispanic or Haitian or Jamaican you can just kill a live chicken and leave the head on their doorstep and hang the body from their door knob. Motherfukers are terrified of voodoo.

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If you could get away, no cameras, back vehicle into truck and say they hit you etc.

Never leave windows open. Both trucks have alarms, and there are 3 cameras pointing at them at all times. They have actually trained their elderly neighbors to not park near them so they can ALWAYS park in THEIR spot

sugar in gas tank. simple

Looks close to him, but he is married to a nigger and they have half blood kids

this is actually a great idea, buy a bunch of wolf or buck piss and put it around their house every night

There are cameras everywhere

Idk then. Hire a Mexican?

Do you not have anywhere else to park?

buy this
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and this
amazon.com/Deerbusters-Wolf-Urine-Lure-32-oz/dp/B0006IGZSM

spray it at night from a distance on the house or car

another idea is to buy a motorcycle and park it behind your car, then move the cycle when you need to leave

Im doing my best to not bring guns into this. I can easily hit their cameras with a 223. Ive thought about popping their glass with a pellet rifle so their wouldnt be ballistics. If this was easy I would have just called a buddy and unloaded on them

Sadly the family name causes attention, and I dont want to lose my rights forever for a couple who will most likely be gone in 5 years

sell your shitty fag car and buy a bigger trunk then theirs and do the same shit they do. problem solved

oh shit lol OP just got le doxxed

So police came few times already right? What they told you? Why they don't come any more? Simply call recovery truck for bad parking, make a photo of sapce between car and trucks, then repeqt till they stop\ call legal for not respecting highway code. Ie. Inappropriate parking, no common sense, is basics.

Thought of it. Im actually heavily tattooed and very recognizable. Ive had the idea of paying a nigger to just light the house up. But niggers arent reliable even if they would be hard to track back to me

Pay some homeless fuck to shit on their doorstep

I have 4, and they arent allowed on the street after 9pm or I would get a 125 dollar ticket each night

What kind of commie ass town do you live in? Must be fucking California....

Or buy wheel clamp and this will block them as they blocking you. Go to used clothes shop and buy 1 time dress and cover your face, put clamp on during evening so they won't recognise you, and remember to not leave fingerprints on clamp, or pay some guy to demolish their tracks.

Here's the deal, you need to follow those fucks when they leave and when they park somewhere fuck their shit up.

water gun and wold pee is the thest idea so far

also i think they sell these extender thigns that go on the front and back of the car so people cant park too close to you

Buy shit car for few hundred dollars that barely works. Only needs to move from one side of the street to the other. If you have more money, buy 2 or 3 and musical chair them around so trucktard cant park.

this is the kind of situation where having a few anons with carjacking skills and relative coordinates could help both you and themselves.

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Here is your solution. Fuck up the vehicle in another place.

you just provide all the relevant stakeout data like hours awake/work etc.

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So take a day off of work basically. They dont work. Either of them. They pretty much sit in their house 24/7

This.

They dont work, they dont sleep. They are basically on their porch 24/7, and if they arent, have trained the nice old couple nextdoor to sit outside when they arent out

truck disappearing magic

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Yes. You're not going to be able to enact proper revenge on your normal working schedule, that is an instant give away. To fuck with these people you're going to have to break from your daily habits.

This is going to cost you a lot of time or a lot of money. Pick your poison.

so to fuck with white trash, one must become white trash. Seems so much easier to comit a felony

When in doubt - C4.

A decent disease also works.

Looks like it's time to move.

Hey here's a fucking silly idea.

Park up the street and walk.
You fucking bitch.

Give the fuck up, his car is bigger than yours, he is not gonna budge, his dick is too fucking big. You have to accomodate him, so piss him off, find a spot on your street that nobody parks in.

Ask your neighbours, go up the street, see who doesn't own a car and will give you a spot that's a 30 second walk to your house. Tell them about douchebag McMySpace if you have to.

There are alternatives to being a huge dick about petty things that only dicks take seriously.

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I have money

fuck that. Ill park where I want to. If there are no other options, then his shit gets lit up at midnight

This. Someone did this once to my piece of shit cousin. Stupid pleb ended up replacing the truck.

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buy another car then u stupid faggot

Drone drop paint bombs onto the cars and house

Plant crack and call it in

Oh yeah, spray paint dicks on everything.

You mean buy a rammer and total both vehicles at one time... that requires paperwork you pea brain

Call the town get get their cars towed they won't do it again if they have to actually pay to get their truck back

Haha, you Americans.
Soon enough one of you will shoot the other one, haha.

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first great idea!. I can buy a drone for $200 on amazon

done it 30 times. The town doesnt even come anymore

drone + wolf pee

Im thinking drone + paint thinner on their precious truck

brake cleaner or any parts cleaner works better

u can still drive an ugly truck

you cant drive a truck covered in wolf piss

im unsure if youve ever smelled it before but its impossible to take the smell away and its string

Pay for an independent tow truck he will just keep coming because he will keep making money

Why not both?

Also find ways to infest their property with bugs, rats, etc.

No no no,
you guys have got it all wrong.

If you want to destroy a truck here's what you do.

Loosen his wheel nuts.
All of them, and just a little.
And do it just a little bit over time.
He's gonna have all sorts of alignment problems, rattling, wear on his bushings and drivetrain parts.. fuck even a wheel could come off eventually, but the wobble and wear is gonna straight up screw the truck even if it's just a little bit.. it's gonna eat it away over time and turn the truck into garbage.

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Post vid

You obviously haven't read the thread.
They have 3 cameras pointing at the trucks.

Yeah, and that's when the posters thought that sniping the windows was valid.

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Find neighborhood kids and give them a hockey net, but tell them only to 'play' in a certain area. Even better if you can get all the other neighbors to agree to move cars for an hour a week so they can play and the assholes return as the kids started playing. Then they take endless shots at the trucks in the way.

Spray their car with catnip.

Always cats on the car would be an annoyance for them.

lol

sup bubbles

At least we we havent been nuked.

Brake fluid dissolves the paint better.

ooh imagine moose piss.

You must live in Canada

Pretty close. Big empty street where we were playing and someone would park right in our field of play instead of 2 houses down. So we just kept playing and the car gained a bunch of dents and broken lights/mirrors. Car didnt park there again when we were playing.

Be a man knock on his door tell him quit parking so close to your car he obviously thinks you aint shit prove him wrong don't be a doormat

Or just get far from your house get an uber drive by the truck when theyre there and key his shit out the window or some other fucked up shit to his ride

Call Homeland Security & report them as a terrorist cell
Report them for welfare fraud
Put spikes on either side of your car
>call from payphone or burner, obviously

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Get a better one
Bug their house, spy on their network, plant eviidence, even hack their stupid cams

They're nor watching 24/7
Tell niggers to steal the trucks
if too hard, just to shoot em up