Rekt thread

That wasnt even strangling, that was too fast. It cut off the blood flow to and from the brain. He probably suffered either a hemorrhage or a stroke.

Wait that wasn't a venomous one right? It just strangles you? Then why did he fall unconscious so quickly? He fell paralyzed and died instantly, but shouldn't he have struggled to unwrap it?

did he died?

No. People will fall unconscious in no time flat if you cut off blood flow to the brain.

Here you go, user. Let's see some more tenderized black meat.

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>implying yours is bigger

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It doesn't help that no one tried to get it off him. That's just ridiculous.

because that's what they paid to see retard

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I highly doubt people bring their kids to watch someone be killed you dumb fuck.

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He had 5 seconds until he passed put and about 6 or 7 more seconds after that until he was dead. I dont think they could have helped him without terrible brain damage anyways.

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Then you know nothing about China.

bigger than that, buddy

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This makes me happy. Sad that the car got dented, but happy that a faggot biker is dead.

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Nerve gas? In tha India? Wow they grow so fast

Biker rekt is best because they mostly deserve it.

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You're not wrong. Still kinda strikes me as odd that no one even tried though. They just sat there like a sack of potatoes and watched.

China is a shithole and doesn't count.

Witnessed my lordo 002 gape my arse all you want

>don't judge my passtimes

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Clueless chink chonk

I'm sure in the first moments people thought it was part of the performance. Then, like 7 seconds into that, they were like... "wait...." but it was already too late. Because when he fell, 4 - 5 seconds already had passed.

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Holy fuck these people are stupid. I love it.

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Is that a white chick dancing in a yellow dress on the right?

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But once the Jews import them into the United States, they are "our strength"

Then how come it's so hard to strangle someone?

wtf?

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because these snakes are specialised to do so.

People don't know how to properly choke some one. Look at rear naked choke, it can take some one down very fucking quickly of done right.

whats going on here?
why did the security just pack up and leave?
why did the other guy touch the person and not also get electrocuted?
why did his face red?

Electrocuted. Made his muscles seize so he couldn't let go

it isn't. people just don't know how to do it correctly. you can cut off blood to the brain VERY quickly

Because they struggle so damn hard.

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still don't know why she entered the thing in the first place.

I was thinking more of the dude who completely ignored the dying guy.

This is so sad. In the full vid the two workers come first and notice the tile is loose and warn the mother while she's coming up, that's why she is holding her son. But it still happened, what a shame...

what was he trying to do?

>Guy dying from electrocution
>Because people just don't give a shit
>Because he didn't create a closed circuit like the shocked guy did
>I don't know, because he was fucking dying maybe?

Looks intentional

She saved her child's life at least.

Allah wanted him dead I guess

Turn on the fan or change it's direction?

in the middle of the fucking blades?

Gonna need the non nerve gas sauce on this

god damn summerfag. He went to grab the fan to move it. He didn't touch the blades. There was probably a live wire that he grabbed. SIMPLE AS THAT

High voltage electrical shock, the guy had a much higher earth/ground potential so he became a conductor. The other person who touched him probably had rubber soled shoes so had a much lower earth potential and didn't get shocked.

How did they learn?
Interesting
Interesting

You can see the blades weren't working already before. Anyway, he didn't put his fingers inside the "cage" and there seems to be a handle there, I think.

fucking anti-Semite

ok yeah looks like he did try to move it and grabbed the metal cage thing around the blades.

try finding someone who doesn't hate jews, Would be pretty hard considering how much suffering they have caused

Looks like touching fans makes him break into song.

look on the bright side

Because people are doing it wrong. It's not about cutting off airflow, it's about stopping the blood flowing to the brain. Also, most people can't exert the kind of pressure a snake can when squeezing.

It's obviously another nerve gas incident but Ive still got a huge WTF?

Given how terrified so many people are of snakes?
Make THIS the new Capital Punishment for executions.
Watch Capital Crimes plummet overnight.
(I'd pay to watch this)

Lost

What do you think would be better at strangling? A fuckin ape or an animal thats only purpose in life is to strangle?

Good thing he fired three more shots. JUST in case the first one didn't kill him.

He's a professional, best to leave him to it.

Her stupid chink ass deserved everything that just happened.

People just watch, it's what they do. I'm a bong oldfag and I remember watching Tommy Cooper keel over and die on live prime time TV. Fuckers in the audience were laughing because they thought it was part of the act. Took about 3 minutes to realise. Google it.

Security guard was just like "Nope, my days already been stressful as fuck, I'm out"

natural selection, glad that worthless dumb chink got ran over

Yeah but people are smart...

"Uhm... I think I'm gonna die just right here"

>no new webm in almost an hour
Stop talking and start posting faggots

Jesus Christ you're cringe

agree, stop the bullshit and go on with the rekt

>say mines bigger
>YOURE SO CRINGE
yes everything is cringe now

...*applause*

>posting AOC unironically
lmao

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>security just pack up and leave
He looked completely oblivious and never made contact. Electrocution can be silent.

What a stupid faggot.

And not showing her big tits.

This. What trash.

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>unchecked quads

Said the unproductive Yea Forums poster

>no sound
>small file limit
Why live?

I remember that thread. Shit happen like 20 miles away from me.

If you're complaining about that NOW, I have some news for you...

REQUESTING THE STOMPING ON CHINA KID. THAT LITTLE RESILIENT MOTHERCHINK!

>checked
No sir, just coping while infinite is still down.

>fuck you my post is spam

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old as fuck webm, everyone saw it already, just post something new

NIGGER I'M TRYING TO SHOW MY FAMILY!

just search for the video on liveleak retard

BITCH WHAT DO I SEARCH FOR? STOMPING CHINK?

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unhit the caps lock button and pretend you know how to use google, then you'll find it

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>STOMPING CHINK
kek
just search for "kid stomped" or something, its not hard to find

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Gotcha. Thanks for the info. Please say something else smart

NOT THAT ONE YOU DOPE!

i thought it was the one on an alley (or a road idk) with the kid just minding his bussiness then a random dude just starts beating the shit out of him with a broom, stomping, etc

YES THAT'S THE ONE

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Stupid nigger

The airspeed velocity of a (European) unladen swallow is about 24 miles per hour.

Everyone's body language in this fight showed extreme resemblance to primitive ways.
>Girl second guesses if she can take her
>Wait for her friend to find ground before jumping in
>She and her friend lose
>Small girl hides behind big ubject
>When she sees her friend loses she slowly approaches the victor
>She keeps her body low and apologizes to the victor
>Even shows her hands and palms to her as a way of saying she forfeits

I'm not even a racist, that's literally how smaller animals and primates do things. Fucking freaky.

Any expresion of violence is primitive for our species

Lol

Niggers are wild creatures

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>niggers act like apes
You don't say.

Woah, the new pokemon game looks crazy.

Guess Queen Kong's nothing to fuck with either.

lots more where that one came from

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Arabs are a Caucasian race.
"White" is a colloquial term that refers to Europeans.

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wow

They shot him because he was wearing socks with sandals.

That'll teach that filthy degenerate to wear socks with sandals.

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That's what he gets for smacking the poor snake's head against the pole when he swung it around

Hive mind.

Trips of Nigger Killin!

>they still shoot him even after he falls

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TRIPS

Fucking kek

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Moron, a blood choke (carotid artery blockage) takes seconds, more commonly known as a sleeper hold - not as deadly as a chokehold which is when your airway is blocked and therefore oxygen to all organs stops

Just like that video of the dude with the nike shirt doing the same thing

snek win

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or just such an atrocity that it has to be commented on.

Gotta make sure the nigra be dead

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I'd take the shotgun over them dull fucking knives they try to take heads off with.

it's a trany. hard to get women to dance and 90 % of Pakistani men are bi so they don't mind.

american police?

snek wins again

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Nope, Christchurch. My favourite part.

HAHAHA right.
Pause this webm, and slowly drag the slider along so it super slow plays frame by frame.

you can see his tongue rolling aorund like a movie monster, and then a little later his brain flies off spinning and it looks like a little creature with arms and legs.

fucking hillarious man

what ISIS up to these days?
I don't go to pol

Backstory on this one?

I guess he didn't see "SLOW" written in 3 foot letters.

kek your little pecker got owned, your only response was to comment on the jgp KEK OWNED

>playing chicken with a truck

careful with that edge, Eugene

Israel recalled them to try to start a war with Iran.

A nigger was being a nigger.

If I remember correctly, they're pretty much non-existent atm

HELLLP MEEEE
HELLLP MEEEE
HELLLP MEEEE

*BOOM BOOM*

One Wedding and a Few Funerals

any good links to the full thing?

I was waiting for that snek to bite him in the dick

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streamrift.com/browse/video/186090.html
best I could find

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That my friends, is because they are still fucking monkeys

A lot of Arabs have fair skin.

Checkies

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>
>I guess he didn't see "SLOW" written in 3 foot letters.
slow down sharp turn
youtube.com/watch?v=8oCn30IipOg
hooktube.com/watch?v=8oCn30IipOg

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WTF, this is clearly an Asian. Your hatred for blacks is blinding you. Looks like you're the Asian now.

This sound played in my head while watching this.

youtube.com/watch?v=3sSWwqd9erU

Took'em long enough. Thanks mother Fuckers

Fucking Nerve Gas, shouldn't it be banned if it keeps killing all these people?

"Can you fix my phone?"
"No, sorry sir"
"K, guess I'll die then"

The new Planet of The Apes looks promising

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What the fuck is everyone thinking here. They carry him by his god damn head. You should never move someone who is passed out like that smh.

That's fucking sick.

no estabien

waste of young cock

This is how elevators in America will function after President Trump gets rid of all those useless job-killing safety regulations.

I've seen some shit in my day. .but this is some grade A fucked up shit.

Gold, I cri every tim

piece of shit should be investigated

holy shit flying hooman

Welp. I think im done with the internet for today...

yeah, nothing like a good prolapsed asshole

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AOC is awesome, dipshit

>fried chicken.webm
That is so Plug and Play

Police Officer Accidentally Shoots Fleeing Motorcyclist
youtube.com/watch?v=rv2YmSJ2itk

Stop cutting the fucking ground prongs off the fucking plugs, and this kinda shit won't happen

you know it was tasty

That's a lot of Nutella

He didn't do nothing, he was a gud boi.

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Snake? Snaaake? SNAAAAAAAAAAKE?!

I never thought I'd see this one again

Idiocy rewarded.

cop ambushes little girl in her home, shoots at defending dog, hits little girl in the eye
youtube.com/watch?v=0KMwnIhF438

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because they wanted to watch him die

Is this The Bristol Stomp?

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reaching the North Pole by submarine.

Nigga you have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. He didnt die immediately, he was just unconscious. Cells dont start dying until oxygen has been cut off for a couple of minutes. If they dragged him out and resuscitated him, chances are he'd make a full recovery.

So, she in da gang now?

Bug zapper

My home town live about fifteen minutes away.

That's a massive fucking lawsuit and what a dumb fucking cop, firing his gun with kids around at a fucking barking dog. I hope the cop went to jail. What was he doing there to begin with?

apparently the mother called them because the father was suicidal

juicy too, sleep with it full in my mouth like a pacifier

Talk about overkill. Saved some money on court time, though.

quality bait

Sand niggers are literally retards.

shutup small cock

Can someone post the WebM of the black girl twerking by a pool and a guy comes up behind her and starts sniffing her ass?

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No, no. That's the new Little Mermaid.

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Nerve gas

fucking nerve gas

That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

"$100 for a new screen? fuck that!"

Why is there a tire there?

He’s fucking dead

I like to see her and this one get it on in a deathmatch

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found the newfag

what about a laden swallow?
what loads do swallows carry?
do they have bills of lading?

he looks mexican
they always have some tires laying around

Why chickens die with shock all the time in factories what's so bad about a turkey

yikes. trying too hard buddy

sorry didn't hear
what?

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Imagine being this new

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>Backstory
Found it. TNB
acpo.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/NEWS_RELEASE_31714walkshooting.pdf

Ridiculous Wheelie Turned into Road Rash in a Flash || ViralHog
hooktube.com/watch?v=01OqxuENai0
Stand Up Wheelie Motorcycle Smash On Highway | Road Rash
youtube.com/watch?v=-6KZMaDG_9M
Broke Ankle, Wrist, and road rash.. Kayla's accident
youtube.com/watch?v=DRXVLKWOSdo
Stand Up Wheelie Motorcycle Smash On Highway | Road Rash
youtube.com/watch?v=-6KZMaDG_9M
Girl Falls Off Motorcycle And Gets Stuck On Tire
youtube.com/watch?v=7A_Wv7ZLr5k
Serious Road Rash!
youtube.com/watch?v=HTmrMHkigxQ
Raw Video: Woman Pushed Out of Car
youtube.com/watch?v=jgcURkjLDoU
Road Rash and a Crazy Motorcycle Crash
youtube.com/watch?v=jVLteB8FBbo
Girl crashes Ducati Motorcycle Vlog 45
youtube.com/watch?v=75KuchG3ceQ
Motorcycle Ride Went Wrong - No Gear Sportbike Crash!
hooktube.com/watch?v=9dw5Ccsv-XA
INTENSE CRASH | BIKER VS SEMI TRUCK
youtube.com/watch?v=ezf5oeP3eRE
I CRASHED AT 185KM/H WITHOUT SHOES ON | Stupid, Crazy & Angry People vs Bikers 2017
youtube.com/watch?v=zy0THbZvLsA
Squid Girl Wheelie Fail
youtube.com/watch?v=mJMV4Yc15do

he saw it but in his mind it read "Its not your fault if someone hits you they should really look both ways"

That nigga got a 7-10 split

is that a copypasta?

as he spun 360 degrees in the air his last thoughts were "fuckin bitch didn't look both ways"

that guy should have attacked him instead of trying to run past

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driver of the car was fined for not looking both ways when the biker kicked his car

in bongistan schools they always show this for "driver awareness" but everyone always agrees the biker was a twat. I actually went to a presentation from this guys mum when i was in college.

I remember it too

i think they're talking about what's know as a "blood choke", rather than a "breath choke".
i dont know he difference exactly, but one does act a LOT faster than the other one

guy sitting on bench
>deal with it

The irony.
>BoisOfSummer.jpg

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Fake, dramatization.

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shes dead because shes dumb and slow

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Damn, Pumpermike67 topk it like a champ.

I want to do that so bad. Can't afford a gun.

Fuck off you autistic faggot.

Nigga just punched Hooper from Jaws.

Fuck off with the al the links. Post webms or don't fucking bother.

rekt and sad
youtube.com/watch?v=GRlNOJwcICg

Man, fat people are always so good at fighting.

I will not store gigabytes of useless crapshit quality webms without sound, nor distribute them.

ded

Satisfying

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Stopping the blood going to someone's brain knocks them out quicker, because it immediately starves the brain of oxygen.
Blocking someone's airway takes longer because their heart still pumps whatever oxygen is in their lungs and circulatory system around, so the whole system has to be depleted of oxygen before the chokee falls unconscious.

>Biker rekt is best because they mostly deserve it.
200000% agreed

without sound.....dude.......

its a combination of extra padding and immobility
they dont even have to be skillful

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he's not doing it to eat it, he's doing it just to do it

that's psycho behavior and should be sent to a mental ward

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Story?

Why the fuck does this dumb cunt keep looking at the floor, not ever her phone just the floor

>roblox oof slowed 3x

cute bod, would suck his nipples

>that guy who just walks away like some dude ain't getting the fuck electrocuted out of him in front of his face
KEK

leave Brittany alone

fuck I thought it was a cat for a second, I'm relieved it's only a human

good explanation. that makes sense

HE DINDU NUFFIN'!!!! OH LAAAAWDDD!!!! WHY'D YOU HAVE TO TAKE DONTRAYVIUOS SO SOOON!!! HE WAS JUST TRYING TO GET TO CHURCH LAWD!!!

asiaone.com/world/airport-staff-electrocuted-death-beside-oblivious-co-worker-yemen

Definitely a reasonable offense

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What is going on here??

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snek bite peepee in toilet

Amazing. More?

holy shit zzzzzzzzt

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i see so many stupid people in traffic. they all drive like this shit cant happen at any minute.

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i hope aoc becomes president so that the rich morons who support will get btfo by her stupid ass policies.

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