ITT we are in a traffic jam

GIT MOVIN UP THERE I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT FAGGOTS

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*cycles past all of this*

*get out of car with steel flashlight and smash windows.

Alternate between full A/C and full heater just to feel something other than anger

Nice try, but I never drive without my windows closed

>*toss my week old piss jugs onto your daughter*

traffic traffic, lookin for my chapstick
feelin kinda carsick, theres a ford maverick

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FUCK OFF AND KEEP DRIVING CUNT

That's it. I'm gonna do it.

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BEEP BEEP FUCK OUTTA MY WAY
>drives 90mph up shoulder, clips vehicle and kills entire family of 5 - doesn't stop
BEEP BEEP FUCK OUTTA MY WAY

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>Why, yes. I'm aware that honking my horn in a traffic jam will solve nothing and will only irritate the drivers who are around me so I remain patient and listen to some local radio with my windows up and inform my wife and children that I may be late getting home
>how did you know?

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The jews did this!

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*violently slams into you head on*
>you break your spine
>*life support*
>I get disability check and fuck yo bitch
*throws lit cigarette into your oxygen tank*
>drives off back to the 405

FAKKEN M25!

>405
Bring me some Del Rancho

>*turn down window*
> Haha Fucking Faggot
>*cuts you off* *flips you off*

"hits the juul pod" good thing I brough along this how to speak japanese audio book.

> Do you find something amusing about the way I drive my automobile?

Sorry I don’t speak Broke Ass Bitch
*drives off into the California sunset*

I'm stuck in traffic
not spinnin' ma wheels
lookin' for a new place
cause I can't pay my bills.

>lanesplitting intensifies

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>*Drives by you slowly while squinting my eyes and making various clicking noises*

We're in a traffic jam you goddamn summerfaggot you aren't driving anywhere. Kill yourself.

meanwhile, on a streetbike
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>I'm trying to listen to the new Robert Palmer tape, but people, those cunts, keep honking in my ear.

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*>laughs at the angry tweaker
*bitch under my seat blowing me
*> turns into carpool
*>flip off the faggot angry for being a lonely bitch stuck in traffic

If this shit is because of an accident it better be a fucking good one

Like 5 cars turned over on fire, daddies not coming home for Christmas kinda carnage

stop changing lane stupid mongrel

>your bitch is actually a dude because you're a faggot
>HIV positive
>you develop AIDS
>too poor to afford meds
>die shriveled up and alone in the California sunset

>being stuck in traffic ISHYGDDT

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>you’re still alone
>die from some lame shit like polio
>drives off into the sunset in my self driving Tesla Car

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For fuck sake what a joke. The equality act was the worst thing this country has ever done now the road is full of fucking women who can’t fucking bastard drive

In real life it would be on the other side of the freeway and we're all stopped because of fucking rubberneckers.

If you do this, please kill yourself. There are gore threads on here if you need that.

>parks car
>walks off
enjoy your traffic, faggots!

VOLUME UP, WINDOWS DOWN, THE KIDS CAR ON THE RIGHT GOING APE SHIT, THE WIFE CAR ON THE LEFT NAGGING, HEAR MY FUCKING ROAD RAAAAAAGEEEEE
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**honk honk**
"F u c k Y o u !"

Looks like we're gonna be here for a long, long while...

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>smiles and calls work
"Hey yeah sorry I am a bit behind, there seems to be some traffic, not sure how long it's gonna take."
>Hang up
>Park car and watch YouTube
Haha dumb bitch now the shoes on the other foot have fun not being able to clock out for 6 hours after your shift fuck you

*robs your car*
*find retarded suicide love note weird shit
*post it online for the lol’s
*steal all your shit
*rides off in my Harley Davidson

Plot twist.. Your battery is at 5% and you forgot your car charger...

There’s porn threads on here too but if a bitch whips out a Titty on the side of the free way I’m definitely going to hit that slut

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>HONKKKKK
>lifts 300 pound self out of Prius
>reeeee so loud that a large hole forms in the road
>start screaming about tendies and jump into hole

*gets a call*
*its your manager*
*they find the hidden camera you hid in the women’s restroom
*you’re fucked

>finally make it through the traffic, looking around and trying to find out what happened
>Literally nothing
>Absolutely nothing, just a patch of cars held up for miles for no fucking reason

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*gets pulled over anyways because fuck you

*drives on the grass*

>roll down windows
>turn on parkway drive
>turn on wax dabber
>enjoy life
>profit

>goddamit nothing to do
>oh well, might as well
>unzips penis

*kills 5th cat today*

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Let's break the record!

The China National Highway 110 traffic jam was a recurring[1] massive traffic jam that began to form on August 13, 2010, mostly on China National Highway 110 (G110) and Beijing–Tibet expressway (G6), in Hebei and Inner Mongolia.[2][3] The traffic jam slowed down thousands of vehicles for more than 100 kilometres (60 mi) and lasted for two weeks.[3][4][5] Many drivers were able to move their vehicles only 1 km (0.6 mi) per day, and some drivers reported being stuck in the traffic jam for five days.[5] It is considered to be one of the longest traffic jams by some media.

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>100 km backed up
>It is considered to be one of the longest traffic jams by some media.

>flies over traffic jam in my EC-135.
>God being poor must suck
>Does circles around all you fags while flipping you all off.
>Fly off laughing

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I am the manager :)

>grabs gun because america
>shoots down your rich ass

*dies from an overdose a year later*

No Steve. You have multiple personality disorder.

Keks

Intense, even for Russia.

Wait, I thought I left Steve to cover... Who was phone?

Driving the Russian Mafia boss in style
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You aren't in traffic. You are traffic.

HEY RETARD YOU'RE IN RESTRICTED AIRSPACE

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Jesus Christ is that thing street legal? I'm fucked. Tell my hookers I tolerated them. Also there are a couple kilos of coke in the safe behind my headboard. Safe combination is 6969. Love you faggots

¿ʇɐɥʍ

>starts masturbating while the car is stopped

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Match in the gas tank
Boom boom

#Test#

Drive the speed limit fags! not 6 over, not 3 under, peg the FUCKING speed limit. If we all did the speed limit and kept 3 second between cars traffic would not exist! But were all fags and wanna floor it everywhere to save 26 seconds on our commute.