AMA

>level ups.
I play a different game.
Sorry.

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> I play a different game.

What game user?

Fuck, I'm 29 and I've been here since 2007. I thought I was old.

Sex is wonderful to be sure.
But life is more than that.
Skydiving.
Flying an aircraft.
Diving to the depths of the sea.

All of these are orgasmic.

TLDR: Living.

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>29
Not old at all unless you are a "School Teacher".

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Are you a newfag who thinks you're an oldfag because you're old, or a real oldfag?

I was funnily enough

I feel old since most of these daft twats posting are too young to even be posting here, and I have life experience which just makes me cringe at the nonsense I see fay in day out.

I am a very old oldfag.
I am a very old human.
I am not a boomer.

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baja de web os
is this some sort of beos reference?

You have my condolences teacher.

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> TLDR: Living.

I prefer fast cars, pretty girls, and psychedelic drugs.

in other words, you're a newfag. got it. you're not an oldfag.

>baja de web os
No se habla espanol. Se habla alaman?
BeOS should be capitalized if an acronym?
I really don't try to keep up on tech jargon as much as I used to.

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Life for you will probably be short.
But sweet.

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I was around when Snacks was.
I am one of the original white knights.
Who are you?

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> Life for you will probably be short.
> But sweet.

The other night a drunk stripper threw framed art at me in my bedroom and I’m still picking shards of glass out of my ear.

I need more than condolences to get over that

Are you familiar with the Chinese curse "May your life be interesting"?

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You will have to settle for a peaceful image.

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> Are you familiar with the Chinese curse "May your life be interesting"?

I am now. Wow that rings true.

Confucius say:
One who hangs around with drunk strippers is often called "Art" ...

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I was taking a shit the other day and she opened the door and handed me a huge stack of singles. Life wasn’t supposed to be like this.

>"May your life be interesting"
It's "may you live in interesting times", you fuckwit.

Is the statement "The newfag of today is the user of tomorrow" true?

Potato, potato.

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It has been proven.

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ick

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>You're

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fug u, i dont have any money but often get dubs, life isnt suppos to b liek this

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Read that as "potato, potato"

i read that as "Potato, potato."

i'm going to forward this to

To live is just evil ot backwards.

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They are both me.
The answer is far deeper than you understand.

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All the same.

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The answer is that you're retarded.

Yea Forumstarded
just like you.

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You are.
Living in interesting times.
Are you not?

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41 here. I dont know when I was first here, but I didnt know how to catalog or anything else. First images I saw were terrible rekt shit and people berating the poster. I thought fuck this. Took years before I wandered back

Welcome back.
It has its moments.
I enjoy watching the yellow protests these days.

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Mostly the same old shit, but there is that 1 or 2 things you could have only seen here that keeps you coming back

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I've spent every day for the last 12 years here.

You're going to love it.

My condolences.

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Stop condoling me

>Loser...

Better?

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Dubs, so yeah that's fine

I’m also 41. I stumbled upon this disaster just 3 or 4 years ago.

I’m not on any social media

I’m the same fucking immature fuckhead I was at 15