I have an Asian massage parlors/hotel massage parlors addiction

Rubmap and other escort type sites

Just a GF
A little under 100,000 a year
I try to go at least twice a week

Every time I go

This

Do they wear gloves?

Only thing I hate about rub map is not a lot of parlors from my city on that site
So paying for a monthly membership is kind of shitty

I just do the amazon gift card method

Not op, no they don't, but I wear condoms. Don't ask for full service, just point at their pussy.

Not sure if you’re talking about hand gloves......if so no they don’t

If you’re talking about dick gloves then yes those are worn

Same as you OP. I started going about 10 years ago. I go less now since I have managed to start seeing several of the girls outside of the parlors.

My new thing is going to legit and trying to get them to convert. So far, got 1. Was really hot.

I'm in SoCal, so plenty of parlors.

I’m in near SoCal also but my town isn’t full of them so I have to take a little drive to get to some good ones.

Never tried to go to legit ones
Have a fear of getting blueballed

Here my advice for ameticans. Some parlors have western names. Go for the eastern namrs like yin yun mih bum and you get definitely a handjob when you do it wise. Just let her do massage finish. Then take a 20 dollar bill and make a rubbing gesture. They in my opinion accept to 100% my experience

Anyone have an account for Rubmaps? Willing to talk about the reviews so I don't need to get a premium account?

Get a 25 dollar amazon gift card
You can use that and get a 15 day premium account

Pretty much this
Most are going to charge 40
And for the name of the place avoid any that end in spa unless you’ve see reviews or had luck there

And also look for blacked out windows, neon open sign and open until 10

We had a place in my town that gave "assisted baths". Basically you and a girl get naked and she jerks you off. You could take a shower with them or lay on a table with a detachable water faucet. I went there a few times. Fucked 1 black girl. 2 girls would only give handies. 1 girl liked me and we fucked a couple times. Girl loved anal. I would fuck her ass and cum in her mouth

Unfortunately the cops shut it down

Do any of the girls do more than handjobs?

>does it look like a place you would take your wife?
>does it have a neon "open" sign?
>does it have a table shower?
if the answer is
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then it is
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more data is required to determine the answer

They're super popular in Asia and the tug is guaranteed and almost always you can negotiate with the girl for extras up to and including full fucking (if you're white and decent looking just play with their pussy until they're dripping and the sex just happens no cost IME. only had one girl angrily insist on the tip for full sex after. Every other one let me hit it raw )

Bump

I cant speak for western joints but in Asia fucking is almost always on the table for an extra fee. I often fucked for free (aside from initial fee ofc) just by getting them horny and then pulling them on top of me

Would this work in the first world in a joint that is trying to look legit? Probably don't risk anything not explicitly verbalized

Any of you guys have actual whore houses? There was 1 in the town I went to college at. The girls were pretty rough. The place was open super late. I got drunk and went there a few times. No idea why the cops didnt shut them down. Everyone knew about the place.

Table showers were the best

As for in the US handjob is the standard
You get lucky and find those few places that will do more

Easy clean up

When I was 24, I went to San Diego for a summer to live with my high school friend (we grew up on the East Coast).

One night, I was pretty bored so I went to a massage parlor because I liked massages.

It was late at night and I was the only customer there. The masseuse was an Asian girl who gave me a really erotic massage and showered me down.

Thinking back about it now, I probably could have fucked her but I wasn't aware yet about massage parlors. Still enjoyed the massage though.

Never been to one but massage parlors are my fetish
Just going in and fucking doesn’t really appeal to me
I like the thrill of her teasing me up to the ending

There is 1 near me. A service they used to advertise on craigslist was a 4 hand massage. Ever tried that?

Damn right

Having her putting soap on your dick and stroking it clean

OP here
Got a 4 hand one time
Wasn’t for me
I like the one on one time better

Anytime they shower you down you can get some action

Yeah, I only remembered it now a decade later when I read this thread.

It's funny to think about how many chances I missed including these obvious shots.

I've fucked dozens of hookers in my time, but AMPs I could never get into. For one thing it's unreliable - sometimes you'll get girls who are willing to fuck, some will only jerk you off, and for another the girls are NEVER what they show on the ads. Almost every single time i've been there, I ask for a young girl and they promise me they have some working today, but nope, it's always some 30-50 year old woman. It's all so unenthusiastic and almost clinical feeling too.

and on top of all that the massage usually sucks ass

It is a terrible feeling to realize years later that you missed an opportunity. I used to have a hot girlfriend that was camping with her hot friend. Just the 2 of them. They were half drunk and practically begged me to come see them. I said no because I dont like camping. Realized years later that Im a retard

I like the washing and shrubbing. I am from AR and we have a parlor called shum yuu and i go there twice a month. I must say i am overweight and have problems reaching parts of my body. So its convenient to have that parlor and for 60 bucks its a great service. I literally get washed like an elephant like in those documentaries.

Yeah they aren’t the girls I’m the picture but if they were the girls in the picture you’d be paying double maybe triple the price for just 30 minutes minus the tip

And if AMPs aren’t your thing try the hotel parlors
The girls are sexier and you get the whole show.

see i've fucked probably 300 hookers and I like amps but it's hit or miss. sometimes its an amazing experience and sometimes its meh. In cities with a lot of competition the girls tend to be younger and hotter. you can do some pretty detailed research online if you really put the time in to have a higher chance of a better experience.

Now the saunas in Macau, that shit is paradise, heaven on earth.10/10 every time, kinda expensive though

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This unironically

The rest of the thread is larp

i just stick to backpage (when it existed) and listcrawler girls. They're more my speed. Especially if you can find a girl in her early 20s just getting started out, before the meth/heroin addiction starts taking its toll.

I discovered AMPs when I was 17 but waited until I was 18 to go to one and 10 years later I’m still in the game

Where is Macau? What state?

I love that a lot of girls will lick your ass in an AMP after a table shower. most normal whores / escorts won't do that.

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Understandable
I use a site called cityXguide
That’s where I found some good Asian girls

hahaha fucking china man. if you want the best asian whores you have to go to the source.

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What is a hotel parlor?

read this

afarangabroad com / macau-sex

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Thats a new one to me man. You are looking at a handie most likely. Dont plan on getting your ass licked

Can we please stick to the US? I dont have a passport

i can't get asians anywhere honestly unless I drive a few hours to one of the bigger cities. I'm in a more trailer park area of florida. There's a university nearby which you'd think would mean a lot of coeds turning to whoring, but there's really not...usually.

When I first started out in the hobby everything was done through craigslist or agency websites. There was this one that offered exotic dancers, but probably 2/3 of them were willing to do more. They were almost ALL hot 20-25 year old college girls. Even if all you got was a 200 dollar tugjob, it was worth it because you knew these girls weren't going to last long - all it takes is one bad customer and they quit.

Like for 250 bucks I got to make out with and have sex with an actual florida gators cheerleader. It wasn't like any other hooker sex i've ever had (which usually is unenthusiastic and after 5 minutes they start being all "are you cumming soon baby" etc)

now you have to drive deep into state forests on dirt roads and fuck in their shitty trailer. I miss the good ol' days.

Pretty much an AMP but ran out of different hotel rooms at different locations
Usually you call or text the number and it can either be the person running the whole show and they will ask you what city and give you the address and room number or it’s the actual girl that you get the address from.

You get there and the girl is normal a 7/10 or higher. They wear the short dress/skirts or will massage you in their bra and panties then you get the full service

my question is: why do you think anyone gives a shit?

Do you bring your own condom?

well, fucking get one if you're really into whores/escorts/massage parlors. Germany, Spain, China, Japan, Australia, and a bunch of other pretty cool places have legal prostitution that blows any shitty little AMP away.

However, that said, best cities in America for AMPs? Dallas, Los Angeles, New York in that order.

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How does it feel to be a beta with an asian fetish? Does it feel bad knowing that other people are you as pathetic? What made you into such a loser you ended up liking gooks?

Please do tell what the Amazon gift card method is...

it's fun. Not everyone goes to hookers because it's their only option. I bet you do something illegal as a hobby too - why do you smoke weed or whatever? Because it's a rush knowing you're doing something that could ruin your life but it feels so good so you don't care.

if they don't have them it's suspicious. No quality whore would even allow the client to provide his own condom because they don't know if you fucked with it beforehand or not.

Oh, and Canada is cheap to get to from the states and has legal prostitution. Asian whores in Vancouver are fucking money.

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also if you're going somewhere and they ask you to bring condoms, don't do it unless they are a highly reviewed established girl. It's a trick i've heard of cops using so that even if you don't explicitly ask for sex, bringing condoms at her request during a paid visit is pretty blatant proof of your intent.

Would you accept a rub and tug from her?

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Just buy a $25 amazon gift card
They ask for the claim number
And you take a picture of the card
And a picture of the receipt

Mexico is a good time. Most of the strip clubs double as whore houses. You can drink and party it up too. You get to see the girls first, so there is no mystery. Lots of times the girls have rooms right there at the club. Tourist towns have hot girls

Pretty good

Because some people like it
You must have had an interest in it to check out the thread

wtf....the massage parlor asks for the claim number? Tell me more about this too!

Went to an asian massage parlor once, can’t remember how much I paid but I fucked this Korean chick with huge tits. Wore a condom, got chlamydia, got it cured. Never again. Could’ve gotten aids or some shit.

Just get yourself an asian girlfriend. I did. Don’t risk your life for some pussy.

I agree. I've fucked whores in Tijuana and Mexico DF

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story of how you got hte one to convert?

checked

It seems as if you'd not only be on camera so it could be used against you but it could be raided at anytime. Why put yourself at that risk for a simple handjob?

No run maps.com asks for it
So you can get a 15 day premium account

Do you have felonys on your record so it doesn't matter to you if you get sex crimes on your record as well?

Is this one of the ones you fucked?
She got some big ass titties

Ive been to Cancun, Puerta Vallarta and Mazatlan. In Puerta Vallarta all of the strip clubs were whore houses. Cancun was a little classier. I wound up spending the night with a really pretty one there. Cocaine is dirt cheap and everywhere if you really want to be a degenerate

haha no i don't try and sneak pictures or whatever so I don't have many pictures of whores i've fucked. This is an advertising pic for an escort i fucked recently in the states

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unless they catch you in the act paying money for sexual services, they can't do shit to you except detain you for a while and try to shame you into admitting to a crime.

They aren't after the johns when they raid those places (unless they're rich and famous). They're trying to strongarm their business out of town, nothing more. When a place gets raided enough people stop coming (in more ways than once), but it's not because they're scared of being arrested, it's more about being shamed. So all you have to do is be smart and never admit anything, and simply not give a shit if anyoine finds out.

did you not wear a condom? maybe having sex with hookers is an extremely obvious example of a time when wearing a condom makes a lot of sense??

here's a "sugarbaby" I blasted for about 4 months

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how much was she, and what did she do?

You live in Dubai

reread the second sentence. Condoms don't eliminate the chances of STDs, just reduces them.

right, but for the average guy his life is ruined if he gets arrested at a handjob place

in many states simply being at the venue means they can charge you with a crime

if you have a wife, job, etc....kiss all that goodbye

sugarbabies are way too much work for me, they always get golden pussy syndrome and are always calling you and shit.

The quality is generally much higher than escort sites though, so more power to you if you can put up with their bullshit.

Damn

i don't think any raids happen that frequently

there are a few of these places in my area, and unless neighbors complain, it seems like they get zero attention from anyone

there are several that have been in business for years with zero interruptions

but you won't get arrested in almost every case. They just get up in your face and try to intimidate you and make false threats trying to get you to break and give them an easy arrest. All you have to do is say you're just there for a massage. It's a lie, they know it's a lie, but they can't prove it's not a lie.

Ew

>can't prove it is a lie*

if you're depending on this bullshit to keep you from getting arrested, good luck

"ACTUALLY officers, I was here for a legitimate massage! No way you can arrest me now!!"

do you have personal experience with this?

what about the Robert Kraft case in Florida, where officers wired a massage parlor with video and audio surveillance, and arrested hundreds of men?

you've clearly never had a run in with cops. They aren't omniscient. Things like that place with cameras are the exception. He only got busted because he thought he was too rich to get caught and wasn't more choosy with where he went.

do you honestly think they would have done that if there wasn't someone high profile they wanted to catch? When cops do stings they use websites or work the street. That kind of thing happens so rarely.

And even if you do get caught, it's not a serious charge. Yes it will suck and cause you some trouble with life, but it's not life-ending.

For all of these problems it seems easier to just call up a girl in the massage section of the yellow pages of NYC.
It doesn't seem to make a lot of sense to go out of NYC to get fucked with.

Not him but yeah. In general never admit anything to a cop. If they have no evidence, all they can do is try to manipulate you into a confession. Also never consent to searches

Wore a condom. Reread the post. Again I’m just warning you and especially young guys reading this thread considering going to AMPs.

I’m 27 now, but I was 22 when I found out and it scared me so bad I thought my life was over. You don’t want to get an STD man. It can happen even if you wear a rubber. If you don’t care, that’s on you.

It’s definitely not for me. Plus my girlfriend is Filipino and perfect, I get whatever I want whenever I want. I’ll reiterate, get an asian girlfriend if you can. They really are the best. I’m the happiest I’ve ever been.

How do you get hard from a handjob? Sounds awkward. I'd much prefer a blowjob.

i've seen over 100 hookers, some of them in AMPs, most of them not. The ONLY runin with cops was when I was sitting in a hotel parking lot trying to get the girl to text me her room number. I saw a cop walking up to my window, I deleted the conversation and pulled up google maps.

He grilled me a bunch saying the only reason a white boy like me would be at a motel like this is for hookers or drugs, I said no I'm just lost and this seemed like the safest place to pull in. He clearly didn't buy it, but if you stick to your story they can't do shit.

I think it's fun, if you're paying her, make her do some work. Sometimes a chick will do both.

Chlamydia is no big deal. I got it from not wearing a condom with a black chick in a table shower place. Take a few pills and its gone. It is much harder for a straight man to get aids. You almost have to make an appointment to get that shit. You worry too much

and to be clear, this wasn't a sting obviously. Just a cop who saw a guy sitting in his car on his phone for an unusual amount of time. If it was a sting and I made it to the room it would have been worse, but still not the end of the world.

The key is to never be explicit with the girl if you do make it to the room. Even if the money has exchanged and you literally have your dick in her mouth, I never respond with details when she asks what I want to do next. You can get the message across by just doing it and using nonverbal communication. Some girls will think you're being weird but better safe than sorry.

Do they charge based on time or do they actually finish you for your happy ending? What if you're just not feeling it or she's not very good at tugging and you don't cum?

Bruh, I live in Vegas... Rub and tugs never close..plus escorts and good ol fashioned hookers. Who needs a gf?!

it's based on time but it's really more like however long it takes you to cum the first time. Sometimes it's an hour, sometimes it's less, but usually massage places are one pop and you're out the door unless you pay extra for multiple pops.

Why didn't you get the room in the first place then go there instead of sitting in your car. Yeah you might look suspicious sitting in some car, looking like a pimp.

almost all girls working in a hotel will do a 2 call system. They tell you the hotel, you call again, they tell you the room. In this case she wasn't answering so I was texting her. I can't just start wandering the halls without knowing where i'm headed.

that's good to know. always wanted to try one as a bucket list check off. Is it mandatory to tip? And how much do you usually have to tip? I'm scared some scary thugs gonna come and rob me if I don't tip enough or something

That's what I'm saying, get your own hotel room so you control the room and not them.

But will hookers rub your back? Will they be there in the morning? Will they comein and bring you extra toilet paper when you are helpless?

Pretty much yes, and they won't cost you as much either

well if you don't tip you probably aren't getting jerked off, or if you do that's ALL you're getting and it will be rushed. Generally in my experience the hour massage is like 60 bucks, and if you want suck+fuck you just round up to 200. If you only want a BJ it's probably more like 120 but I've never tried.

If you aren't into it, you can certainly leave early, but you won't get your money back of course.

I can pay an escort to do all that shit. Over time it will still be cheaper than dating. Can't beat the world's oldest profession. I don't pay them to fuck, I pay them to leave.

Who hurt you

Oh yeah. A lot of times is disquised as a massage at least in NYC. Then some qt will say, "ill do whatever you want" for a little extra money. If you're not a monkey it works out well.

that is safer, sure, but i've had experiences where a girl won't come because it's "too nice" of a hotel and they assume you're a cop (it was just a holiday inn, and that's kind of my minimum quality of hotel i'm going to get).

Doing incalls at her hotel is usually fine if you are careful. Always check the room before handing over the money, show up early and scope the place out (if there's a nigger sitting on the stairs or you see one leaving a room right before she tells you the number, you should probably leave, etc).

Aye. The world's oldest profession indeed.

In my experience, the nicer the hotel the cooler the girl will be. It all depends on who you call, for better or worse, the more expensive as well.

You also have to worry about getting "trick rolled" aka robbed, by her or the pimp.

In some nice hotels, they wont just let anyone past a doorman after some hours, so just leave a message or meet her at the reception area. It's not a big deal.

In so cal too, wonder if there's any near Santa Monica

What kind of pizza do I want for dinner tonight's?

That's never happened, but I suspect that's for suckers that do that when someone goes to some chick's room instead of controlling the room yourself.

i mean, it depends on where their ad is really. If it's on listcrawler and they are charging like 120 an hour, they are going to be suspicious about a nice hotel, but if it's a 300 dollar an hour true escort like from eros they will demand a nice hotel. I generally aim low though, I like my experiences to be a little on the greasy side.

yes this is a risk, but like I said i've done it 100+ times and it has never happened to me. I only see girls with recent believable reviews which really minimizes the chances of anything bad happening (law, robbery, STDs etc). Doesn't eliminate them, but it drastically cuts the risk.

Last time I did this, it was just New York Yellow Pages. Fuck internet crap on this.

also i'll never see a black girl. That's just common sense.

Yeah, you'd get some disgusting beastie unless you're a billionaire and that's no fun.

you use any sites for vegas in particular? been sad ever since CL lost the casual section, some of the posts were hilarious

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Look for "escorts." knock out disgusting niggers and see what you get.

i get what you're saying and you're not wrong, I just prefer incalls because it gets the adrenaline going more, and you can go directly home afterward instead of having to spend the rest of the night in a hotel you rented just to fuck in.

Triple dubs confirms autism

Yup, that's the reason. You control the room as long as it's a hotel room, and if you don't like what you see you can boot them. That only happened once to me, some fucking nigger showed up that looked like a tranny and I threw it a 20 to get the fuck out. It was funny looking back on it.

Never bring the hooker to your own home, or it'll be something like "Risky Buisness" if it's you're own place and she gives the address to her pimp.

i used to do this exclusively when I was starting out and I was dealing with an agency that only hired young college girls who didn't have pimps (well, except for the lady running the agency), but those times are long gone.

I would NEVER do it now, even if I were paying like 600 bucks an hour from a well known to be safe one.

hahaha! Stick to the plot!
Been there done that.

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Have you been to massage parlors? Or do you just watch the porn??

casually saying rubmaps and whatever else, but those sights cost money if you want actual information fucktards.
let me just put my credit card information in, no biggy!
you're risking infection of your dick and finances

going to thailand soon and deffo want to try some Asian massage parlours.

What should I expect good sirs?

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when I was at my dumbest I kind of fell for one of the whores and fell for the "my rent is due by the end of the day and I am going to be out on the street can you moneygram me 200 bucks and i'll do you free whenever you want to come next time" scam.

guess what happened when I tried to call to collect a couple days later. I'll give you a hint but something was no longer in service.

The really hot ones really make it easy to fall for them. Live and learn.

It's that GFE kind of thing.

yup. I had seen her like 5 times and thought we had "a thing". It was my first and last lesson in "never fall for your hooker"

I kind of look at it this way as well, fucking some hot chick even for a price got me over breaking up with a fucking treacherous cunt that I'd been going out with for nine years. Weird shit I know.

You are at the source then. So enjoy your herpes gnorrhoe syphilis hiv hep abc chlamydia hpv

lol you think you're gonna be mouthraping a cop before they jump out and cuff you?
what kinda spedlords are in this thread

stop listening to the puritan normies, you are no more likely to get an STD from a hooker than any random skank at the bar. In fact I would argue you are safer with the whore (as long as they aren't street or addicts), because they NEED to stay healthy or they don't make money, so they actually go to get checked a hell of a lot more than non-whores do.

it's just a principle I follow. If you literally never do it, you'll never slip up and get caught. Cops are allowed to perform illegal activity in a sting in some places/cases. Better to be safe than sorry. There are other ways that work just as well than saying "hop on my cock in exchange for 200 dollars"

I want to go to one but i feel like they have those fake walls where a bouncer watches

you wouldn't believe how dumb guys in the hobby are by the way. They will text explicit shit like "how much for bbbj" or "how much for greek" to girls they've never met and have no reviews.

I'm overly cautious I guess but it's a lot less dumb than those fucktards.

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That's why you do it in your own room, one that you control without connecting rooms, and never in your own home.

Never said they are more diseased than bar whores. Just said you will catch something most likely.

Hah, someone started this thread just to advertise Rubmaps LMFAO

Epic advertising is epic.

speaking of connecting rooms, if you do go to a girl's room instead of getting your own, leave if it has a connecting door. Every time.

It's why a lot of whores avoid holiday inns etc - a ton of rooms have them and it makes a sting or robbery so much easier.

How do I do it? Just tip extra?

W00t you know how fucked up thailand is? Its hiv hotspot. DO YOU ACTUALLY KNOW THAT THAILAND IS geographically and demographically THE WORLDS CUNT? its smells like that too down there.

ITT: role play
You’d have at least 3 STDs if you regularly banged hookers. You’d get jumped by some pimp or mugged within like 5 visits if not on your first. Not to mention you’d get arrested for soliciting prostitution, and you wouldn’t even have to get caught in the act. In most states, all you need is for someone to say you had paid for sex, and you’d get 5 years.
The whole premise of this thread laughably unbelievable.

i would never go to thailand, even if i weren't going to fuck whores. You know what literally everyone assumes when a fat balding white guy goes to thailand? He's going there to fuck the ladyboys. It's a reputation killer even if you don't do it.

Even if she is a copper and you're cool, she might just want to let you fuck her instead of busting you. Sometimes if you're hot like a gigolo you can turn them.

Village People -Just a Gigolo -1978-Original Music Video
youtube.com/watch?v=RikwC2DRoQE

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if you say so user. You think I'm proud that i've literally only had sex with hookers? I'm not.

I've also never had an STD. I get checked every 6 months. But go on believing that sex is icky and your dick will rot off and you will die if you have a lot of it.

Not every white guy is balding or looking to fuck weirdos. If I went I'd just check out some food and temples. The chicks would be tempting. You know the song...
I think I can resist. I'm not there to offend another nation, I expect that from those that come to the USA as well.

you have to be pretty retarded to get arrested or robbed. Cops are not smart. They go for the lowest hanging fruit almost all the time. If you use even the most basic precautions, you'll never see them.

and your assertion about getting 5 years, even if they catch you in the act, is absurd. Solicitation of prostitution, unless it's from a minor, isn't even a felony in basically every state.

agree with thisi cant not go and check out the chicks while im there ?!?

Just going to use a condom

it's just the reputation the country has, fair or not. Yes a lot of people go for innocent reasons. At the same time, a lot of people go for sex tourism.

What is a dick glove?

when you have 5 dicks, a regular condom just won't do.

Just remember that if in front of their King don't point your toes at him. That'll get anyone in prison.

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One Night In Bangkok - FULL HD - REMIX DJ R&B

You gonna having raw sex in the temple with a food seller

Let’s say that you’re not bullshitting and you have a magic dick that keeps away disease. There’s still a huge chance that you get robbed or arrested just trying to find a prostitute who won’t flake at the whole sketchy situation either considering she is also extremely likely to get arrested and robbed.
Know what seems 100 times safer and easier? Going up to a girl and asking her on a date, and then inquire about hooking up? Badbing badaboom. You just had sex at least 3 times with her without committing a felony, and it costed you one cup of coffee and a Netflix subscription.
That’s basically why these threads are obviously role play.

been doing it since 2009, still haven't been robbed. Had bad service, got bait and switched with pictures, but never robbed or arrested. If you've never done it I guess you wouldn't know, but not getting caught is super easy.

and implying I can do it the normal way is hilarious. I have never been on a single date in my life and never will. Some people are just unfuckable, so why not use my money to get some?

I love a good massage.

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There’s still no statute of limitations, and more elements can be brought into a the crime itself. Had a knife in case you needed to defend yourself? Bam! Assault with a deadly weapon. 5-10 years The prostitute wouldn’t even have to press charges against you.

you have no idea how the US criminal/judicial system works. Like at all.

Do you understand that solicitation is not a felony in almost all cases? Do you understand how little effort police go to to pursue misdemeanors that don't fall into their lap? Do you understand that bringing a weapon is retarded and almost nobody does it in the hobby unless they're a nigger (which, by the way, is why a lot of girls refuse to see blacks)?

It’s cheap and easy to have casual sex. Easier than the sketchy process of paying for it. That’s why what you’re saying doesn’t sound believable.

I'm an American, I can be tempted and it would be difficult but I have the freedom of choice to say no and not insult a host nation.

>”haha the police aren’t going to do anything”
>”haha what are elements of a crime xD”
>”haha dude the police won’t know lmao!!!11!one”

if you are attractive and have social skills, sure.

Try being a 34 year old alcoholic who can barely have a conversation with anyone and has been turned down on literally every single try to ask a girl out in their life. I haven't even kissed a girl because whores charge extra for that and I don't really care about it.

find me a single case where the police arrested someone for solicitation years after the fact. Just one. I'll wait.

For prostitution crimes in Florida, different time periods apply to the statute of limitations including:

the statute of limitations is one (1) year for a first offense of prostitution charged under Florida Statute Section 796.07(4)(a)1 for giving or receiving of the body for sexual activity for hire. A person who violates any provision of s.796.07, other than paragraph (2)(f) commits a misdemeanor of the 2nd degree for a first offense/violation;
the statute of limitations is two (2) years for a second offense of prostitution charged under Florida Statute Section 796.07(4)(a)2 for a person who violates any provision of s.796.07, other than paragraph (2)(f) which is charged as a misdemeanor of the 1st degree for a second offense/violation;
the statute of limitations is three (3) years for a third offense of prostitution charged under Florida Statute Section 796.07(4)(a)3 when a person is accused of violating any provision of s.796.07, other than paragraph (2)(f) which is a third degree felony for a third or subsequent offense/violation.

...you were saying?

That's why you use incall escort services. At least in NYC. If it's a nice hotel and hot some fleabag shithole in a shit neighborhood and they do vary in NYC, esp in Manhattan then you get different quality. I suspect that they do a voice match these days.

That's for little shitty motels, not proper hotels where you call in an escort.

pretty sure you quoted the wrong post...

either that, or you can't read

Just go there and follow your dick. Hoes are cheap weather is good food is "different" beer is cool water is blue the paradise is 12 hours away from you

So tell me, which post should I have read?

i have no fucking clue. What the fuck does the quality of the hotel have to do with the crime of solicitation of prostitution? Show me the law that says the penalty and statute of limitations goes up if you're staying at the radisson instead of a motel 6.

No. I know it would be tempting. Funny thing is I'd rather learn some proper cooking from a mama mama san.

The Clash - Straight to Hell
youtube.com/watch?v=1vxZUMSX4jo

You appear to be very naive.

you either don't speak english as a first language or you are retarded. I strongly believe the latter. You are making absolutely zero sense. You are implying having sex with a hooker in a 300 dollar a night hotel is equivalent to first degree murder where they will hunt you forever, but if it's in a motel 6 you're fine, just a slap on the wrist.

Explain to me how that makes ANY sense AT ALL

You said that, I never said that.
What are you retarded or just a troll?
Did I write something that offended you, because you seem like a faggot or tranny that's easily offended.
What did I write that offended you?

You sound like a pathetic sack of shit. Go heart attack

ok, definite retard or a very poor troll

you literally said the actual law i quoted only applied to bad hotels. You said it. Not me. Go back and read your own shitty post.

The Clash Straight To Hell
youtube.com/watch?v=XdUtborIaiU

Literally stop changing the subject you fucking mexican

is rubmaps worth the $20? I really want an asian cutie to rub on my peepee

So what you're asserting is that there isn't a difference in hotels? You come across as a moron when you know better, that applies across the globe.

there is a difference in quality of hookers maybe, but absolutely NOTHING to do with what the police can charge you with.

Enjoy your mama san you peado
youtube.com/watch?v=XdUtborIaiU

What is a proper tip?

>badbing badaboom
gtfo newfag

I never wrote that there was. I wrote that in nice hotels in NYC, you're going to get cute chicks and not crack hoar looking things that you must be used to.
That shows your lack of knowledge. I wish I didn't have that knowledge.

The Clash Straight To Hell
youtube.com/watch?v=XdUtborIaiU

depends on what you're asking for. The general rule is 180-200 total including the massage fee for full service (suck and fuck), but some places it's cheaper, some places more expensive. You have to do your research.

bout tree fiddy

you quoted a post that had nothing in it but the statute of limitations for solicitation. You quoted it, saying that "that's only for shitty hotels". I wrote that you must be quoting the wrong post because that doesn't make any sense, you doubled down saying you meant to quote that one.

Seriously, do you have the memory of a goldfish?

You're a moron, deal with it.

Is getting a Rubmaps membership worth it?

you just don't want to admit that what you said is retarded. You have repeatedly said that the statute of limitations does not apply to solicitiation, and that's just factually not true.

M7
youtube.com/watch?v=GcHL8efKKPE

I'm right, you just admit that you're a flaming faggot that likely fucks dogs and horses.

Very smooth. F the police

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i quoted the statute of limitations. You are wrong. Even if you're in the nicest hotel in NYC, you're wrong. Because the hotel quality has jack shit to do with the law.

So you're a peado that needs to know those statues? You're full of shit and you know it and trying to put it on me.

YOURE THE ONE WHO BROUGHT THE STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS UP IN THE FIRST PLACE RETARD

for fuck sake!

Those caps really help you.

wait a second, you think statute of limitations is equivalent to age of consent, don't you?

what's your first language? It clearly isn't english. Nobody is that retarded.

I have no idea, you brought it up.

recommendations for Dallas?
never been to one before

Why are you so fucked, did some pervy uncle touch you in the nay-nay?

no, you clearly thought they were, otherwise it makes even less sense than anything else you've been saying to call me a pedo.

Are you on crack or meth?

sorry for catching you yet again in your retardation. All you have left is baseless insults.

When was the last time your pervy uncle made you lick his taint?

don't have an uncle, sorry, stop projecting so hard

Eww, took a long time for that response I see. So when was the last time your dad made you like his taint?

Do you often live in a trailer park and do people call you gypsies?

can we circle back to the fact that you literally said there is no statute of limitations to solicitation of prostitution if you are in a nice hotel? And that you think knowing the statute of limitations of crimes has anything to do with pedophilia?

Charlie don't surf
youtube.com/watch?v=bossv8SKXv4

Explain yourself

are you schizophrenic or what? why do you keep licking shitty music?

You really should take some remedial English. I wrote that if in a nice hotel you're likely to get a better quality of girls. You can project that to that if you're in some shithole in the middle of nowhere you're gonna get a crackho.
I prefer the former and will never deal with the latter.

What's your major malfunction of understanding English?

What music do you like?
Crackhead shit?

that is not what you said. Go back to where I posted florida's statute of limitations. You quoted it, and your reply was, I quote:

"That's for little shitty motels, not proper hotels where you call in an escort."

I said you must be replying to the wrong post because that makes no sense. You started slinging insults and posting music videos.

So deal with it, what faggot put a hair dryer up your ass?

you're denying you said that, but you did. Just admit it.

I admit that you're a faggot.

Epstein, you fucking donut.

that was not just solicitation of prostitution, it was underage sex trafficking. There's a world of difference between that and calling an escort on backpage.

Why is it illegal in the US?

Still need to know what type of pizza I want tonight.

To protect sex workers from getting murdered.

What’s the difference exactly? I don’t really see it. Paying for sex is paying for sex.

You can't be this retarded

The Clash - Straight To Hell
youtube.com/watch?v=Ey398MfnxhA

It being illegal makes it more dangerous lmao

The faggot got tired with me because I defeated his sorry ass, don't waste your time.

Do you have an Asian massage parlors/hotel massage parlors addiction?

i got tired with you because you're literally retarded and can't even understand what i'm laying out in front of your eyes

Story on converting one

Yes :/

Tips arent obligatory as far as I know , just dont play them

You're spending about $1,000 a month for hand jobs while you could be investing that money and becoming more valuable to a future female mate.

No, it's because next you'll start blaming space aliens for the fact that you're a faggot mopping up sperm as some minimum wage in some 8th ave shithole.
You have an axe to grind, likely with some that touched you in the nay-nay.

The Clash Ghetto Defendant
youtube.com/watch?v=yU7DbA82xEc

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How do you find these parlors? they're illegal, so I assume they don't advertise. Any blow jobs?

Yes becoming a betabux sounds promising

What parlors?
And why would they be illegal?

He might go for facebookbux, those faggots are trying to launch digital coins. With their history of shit privacy, I can't see that working, but people are stupid.

Why cant they just tell you the actual price assuming you dont tip

yeah thats absurd

he was an ultra rich pimp for underage girls who had previous convictions

how about some guy who banged a hooker off of backpage in the motel six in Orlando

capleasures.com/ads/i-m-a-24-years-old-lovely-girl-come-to-my-house-enjoyed-me__1566768992-28328281
wtf is a prostitute really only 30 dollars an hour? seems insanely low

German guy here. I pity you for the states you love in. I went here to 200+ hookers. They start from 20€ risk free 6-7/10. For 7-8/10 it's around 30€, 9-10/10 it's 50€. All legal and clean. Frankfurt had around 15 brothels near the main station. It's really nice.

thats such a retarded take it hurts my brain

if this were legalized, and customers had to identify themselves to receive services (or visit a controlled brothel), there simply wouldn't be a problem at all

Wait , do attractive people buy hookers?

One of these things

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Are you retarded? Do you know what thread you're in?

Yes.

What bread are you in?

not op but literlly the first one i tried i found a spot. chinese massage places are on every other corner where i live, and im pretty sure they all give happy endings. but i always just go back to the same place.

I never like that though I've seen some. I always think it's covered with cameras and some cops might come in and bust the place. No way I'd trust a place like that.

im single. went needing a legit massage, but also knew what i was gonna get offered afterwards.
i go once a month or so.
fucked twice, but usually just get a handjob and suck her tits.

handjob or blowjob, arent you curious of the other places?

External places are this, covered with cameras and I don't want gangsters holding a sword of damocles over my head, so I control the location.

The Clash-(White Man) in Hammersmith Palais
youtube.com/watch?v=IkM5lrrnq_Y

the girl in my post is a very attractive young white girl, is it bs?

What post was that?

damn those quads

FEED ME!
FEED ME!

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Checked

>capleasures.com/ads/i-m-a-24-years-old-lovely-girl-come-to-my-house-enjoyed-me__1566768992-28328281

I don't know, I didn't post that.

Underage girls is a whole nother level.

Don't wear the retard label so proudly, Amerifat. Holy fuck.

> fixed this for you
whore nother level

from what I "hear" ;) most of them are 35+ asians every time so not really "hot" and the most offered was finger in butt. Heard sucking and touching her all over was not hard do but going further was never a successful mission. How do you transition in to full menu?

14 year olds love to fuck.

That was fun but about 17/16 for me being one year older. Nothing peado there that I can see.

Pedophilia is a social construct. Fucking younger individuals is an evolutionary trait we picked up hundreds of thousands of years ago.

Fucking trailer park trash 14 yr olds was never appealing to me, so I never did them or wanted to do it.

I don't care about that, I just related experience. Take that as you will.

Prostitution is legal in Canada, but procuring the services of a prostitute is illegal.

This is my fetish, right here.

>Paying for a handjob
LOL
This is just like paying the station down the street for gasoline when you have an unlimited supply at home.

About to spend a week in Tucson, AZ for work. Any good places near there?

Thailand is great, for a whole variety of reasons.

In Bangkok, go to Nana Plaza and Soi Cowboy but DO NOT go to Patpong. It's a rip off tourist trap. You can see youtube videos of Nana and Cowboy if you want to know what to expect.

Prostitution is easy, somewhat safe and cheap. Some of the girls are stunning, if you like Asian girls.

With BP gone, what's the best way to look up escorts now?

And thiz one is another I had a romp with

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So from what I've read of this thread, it seems these parlors are pretty common in America. Wha about Europe?

There's a thai massage parlor in my town open until 10 pm. What're the odds of it offering alternate/extra services?