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S/fur bonus points for feet
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what in the love of god is THAT
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Morning gents
Like?
yut
If were doing feet today request paws?
Paws and feet all the same my guy
You could say that. But thisIs more feet, which is fine but this is sexy pawpads.
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SAGELARP
Post it all I say
Its a bit slow here
It is, but it's also a sunday afternoon, or morning depending on where you are. Not like s/fur is ever really active either
Im primarily on pokemon box threads. All my pics are pokemon. That being said i have a fuckton of pics but little organization ill see what i can find. Its a bitch to dig through though
Shame. Not to many dedicated perverts like myself i guess. Pokemon box has been pretty quiet this weekend as well
Not to sound too salty or anything but it's been like this for a while.
Well im here for the next hour before i work. Im down to make a new thread. How are you doing fluffington
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Hey wallpaper guy whats up
day off
i hurt after last week
We've got a while before we need a new thread
Man, I don't know. Pretty bad I guess.
I'm unhappy with my career choice, I miss my old job, I miss being free to do shit when I want, I miss driving cars, I fucking hate this place. I'm out of shape and over weight, I feel like I'm on edge all the time because of it. I don't really know what to say, I'm just unhappy and if I could get served separation papers, I'd take them.
I don't even feel like myself half the time. I can hardly figure out who the fuck I am and who the fuck I want to be other than the miserable status quo.
Pushing those dishes hurt you back or what?
Throw your back out?
Oh sorry i meant to say new friend lol. You sound like your in the military honestly. I know those feelings myself
and riding a bike 100 miles
an closing with the slow guy
and bee sting to the wrist that fudged stuff up
ad mopping greasy floors
and lifting heavy rubber mats
the legend of charles
Small world yeah? I got fucked by the green weenie and a man with gold oak leaves, now I'm in supply where I'll be a mediocre officer for my short career. I'll have no chance at changing my MOS or ever doing what I want. No raiders, no recon, no infantry. I should have fucking enlisted and been a machine gunner.
Oh gotcha, my bad then lol.
May it be one of warning.
how long is a round trip from work for you?
Yikes i know that feeling myself too. On the upside though id assume your legs are pretty strong and your in good shape
No way. A fellow warrior. Marine corps?
semper
>warrior
lmao you people are cringy
bro that ain't even shit
i ride my bike 10 miles to get to work, against the wind, during the hot part of the day, and the hill is on the way there and takes 15 minutes to climb; an hour and a half.
10 miles home, takes an hour, at night, no wind, hill takes 30 seconds.
2 days ago i saw a cop cleaning up a roadkill dog. not only is it not fun to see a slain pooch, but its a harsh reminder of the death machines i have to compete with. holy crap i got cut off alot of death machines on my way to work yesterday.
Heh yut yut oorah semper fi devil dog. I know life in the barracks is a drag, i know supply marines, not the funnest mos but i imagine its better than cbrn
Lol civilians
Hell yeah dude same, its a slayer biking up those bridges but its a thrill coming down always
Not as cringe as not protecting the greatest country god ever made.
Oorah
Boob goo lol
the hill is no fun. ive seen some shit on it. illigal passes around me, around other cars, both ways. full of potholes so you have to take a very precise route down it.
having to brake for newb cars in front of you going down is also no fun.
I WAS NEARLY HIT BY A COP MAKING AN ILLEGAL PASS OVER THE DOOB YELLOW LINE.
I got one for you. One day biking to work going down the bridge my front tire decided to pop, lost balance and hit a stop sign and literally flew off my bike and into traffic. Truck slammed the breaks. Dude are you ok? Hell yeah that was fun lol
eeeyut
I'm not in barracks (at least not now), I'm in the VOQ because these are kinda nicer than the rooms on Camp Johnson. And the BEQ there refused to house officers, for good reason. New River is pretty chill. I like the gym here.
Dude I hate supply. I have a multimillion dollar budget and another multimillion dollars with of property to manage. When you guys fuck up, you get yelled at. I get fired, and so does Gunny. It's one of those officer/enlisted dichotomies but enlisted get a lot of counseling and guidance but as an officer, once you hit operating forces you're expected to know everything. And your higher authorities really don't do any of the counseling or mentorship. Just "figure it out lieutenant".
Honestly, I don't know. I'm a lieutenant so I get to babysit and manage things, sometimes. At least at the unit I was supposed to go to it was weapons company. And then I got rhabdo and got the green weenie as consolation prize. And since I'm going to be a reservist, I can't lat move to raiders and all 03 MOS have been closed for 5 years.
Man, that sucks. That's a lot of fucking shit ass bike riding through downtown traffic.
The law dont apply to the laws lol
>here's your gearlist for the COs pet project
>oh by the way we're not issuing you half of it
I want to go back to hiking with 150 pounds
Heh 1st liuetenant i assume. Dont suppose its fratenizing for us to chat like this on a furry lewd thread with a lcpl like myself lol. Im a reservist right now. Monthly training isnt too bad, i got texas prisons as a civilian job
i was passed by a traffic cop on the way down it once, illegal pass over doob yellow line again! (yeah that stupid cart that judy hops rides around.)
i crashed 3 weeks ago (not on the hill) because i got forced into an awkward situation that led to hazards that cars dont have to deal with but do. Best fukkin helmet save of my life. i would be a potato right now if it were not for my helmet.
Lol thats a slayer. Come on gents last hill
Yikes. My issue i never wore a helmet. I biked 7 miles to my job
tell that to all the cops and firetrucks who park in red zones to get icecream.
Heres an image I colored.
Attempt 2
Lol sheeit i can imagine
2nd actually. I've got another year before I pick up 1st.
What you think I'm gonna go tell your command? As far as I'm concerned, this is a professional bitch session. I'm not worried about that shit. That's not so bad then, I'm with an artillery battalion, and I'm getting activated/FAPd out in a bit. I wish I could have been with weapons company in Vegas man. TBS is such bullshit and so is IOC
its well colored
now, can it be well shaded?
That's pretty good
Man if I had a dollar for every time I needed a helmet I could have retired when I was in high school
I dont know sir, i know i forgot to salute and stand at parade rest lol. I cant say i know what its like to be an officer, thats a whole new level of stress i dont even want to start. If i may ask sir, did you start with ocs or mcrd? I dont mind listening to a vent
Well you guys seemed to have had more aggressive biking sessions than i have, ultimately for me it was just hot
>calling an "officer" over Yea Forums of all things sir.
>also not being in the airforce like me
Huehue feels bad
I may be pretty brainwashed but even then ill still respect the rank. Must be nice being an airman though.
Also sweet bun pic
I thought you didnt post lewds. Nice pic either way
Sexy
my collection is more tame than what others appear to have.
14.5k images, kinda hard not to have some boobies in there.
Jokes and shit aside don't call me sir, Charles is fine. Like I get it that's my name too but I had the name well before I put on gold bars.
I started at my OCS, I'm not prior enlisted. OCS and the depots are pretty different though, to be a recruit you basically need your diploma and to be able to respond to instructions. In order to qualify for OCS, you need to be doing a 1st class PFT minimu, and to be competitive for selection, 260 or higher. We don't get the same amount of fuck fuck games and discipline that you guys get, we still get them but OCS is to screen and evaluate so a lot more of it is performance based, and they can drop you. You don't sign a contract saying you need to be there. I could write a few good paragraphs having been a candidate and a staff member there about the shit that goes on.
After that, all officers go to The Basic School, which is similar to MCT but instead of being provisional riflemen we're provisional rifle platoon commanders. It's six months long, about a third of it is in the field. After Lts graduated from TBS, they go to their MOS school. I got my first choice which was infantry and my unit was a weapons company. We had about a month in MAT platoon between TBS and the start of Infantry Officer's Course. I took a week of leave while I was feeling kinda sick, went home, came back and then the Monday I got back we did a Murph. I did the whole fucking thing, and I got rhabdomyolysis, pissing my muscle away. I was doing 18 pull ups on my PFT and went immediately to none. We took a PFT the next week, which is when I found out what happened because I did two pull ups. I still managed perfect crunches and a sub 20 three mile but shit I got a lot of attention from staff over that.
Three weeks later after that class had picked up and doc wouldn't let me go the director came down and said I wasn't worth the money to train, among other things. So they put me in supply.
Cayo pls.
it's the depressing outcome of furries discovering SCP. I wish it never got popular. First the gay, now this shit.
I mean it can be, it's just that it would probably take way too long for me to make it better. Can post the flat for someone else to finish it.
Oh, officers don't sign contracts for MOS unless they're a flight student. That's why they're able to change your MOS so easily.
I requested mast over gettiing redesignated, it didn't change anything. I want to try out for raiders but reserve officers can't and the current ALMARs says that reserve officers can't lat move into 0302. So I have the rest of my contract to go, and unless any of that paperwork changes, I'll give up on my dreams and shit
If I can give you one piece of advice, it's that if you're even a little bit sick, go see doc. If I saw doc before the Murph, I'd probably be gearing up for IOCs culminating event
i see what you did there
i am not digital artist
good stoof
Sorry charles i respect the rank lol
Boot camp was a slayer, and oh boy did we have fuck fuck games. Amazing to see 1st class pft is a requirement for officers. Shame you got voluntold to be supply. I know that happens often. No chance of mos change in the future i assume?
Also regret to inform that its almost time for me to start my prison shift
Just a rando that joined the thread.
All jokes aside yeah being an airman is sweet, but we all deal with our own bs. I'm a maintainer and do avionics so.. eh tedious as fuck.
The marines on my base are chill
bump
Good to hear. I alway hear about marines fucking shit up with prostitutes and underage drinking and all
dont have a riot!
It happened before lol, who knows what the day will bring
It's all good man, I get it. I'm not going to fucking put you at parade rest on Yea Forums and make you scream aye aye sir while doing burpees and call you a bitch.
Yeah, you guys get a ton of discipline. OCS has that but it's more as a way to weed people out and not so much to build anyone up or instill discipline. We have to "set the example", we get blackballed for a second class PFT or CFT and a failed physical test can end your career. I wanted LAAD as my first choice after that and then a few other aviation related things. I really wanted to be a tracker but there are no reserve track units on the west coast.
There's some opportunity, I don't remember the ALMARs word for word right now but it's possible to do so, although none of them appeal to me enough to want to stay in any more than I ahve to. If it's not recon, raiders or weapons company, I want out. I'll write congress if I have to, I won't give up on this until everything is exhausted.
Take care.
Cayo?
I need to hurry up and nut so i can feel relief before i start work
I'm considered to be in the "smart and nerdy squadron" full of avionics maintenance and engineers.. and we got punished for the most underage drinking on base a few months ago......that was fun to deal with
I have no clue who cayo is
Lol aye aye sir. Man i went through a lot of mental torture in boot camp, like scars that will never go away, still eat fast shower fast walk fast and im ocd as hell with my uniforms. But hell dude i know its tough hang in there, soon enough reserve time will come and you can relax in camp couch
Gentlemen its been fun hanging out with you i gotta start my prison shift. Its a pleasure chatting with you fluffington stay strong devil dog. Have a good rest of the day. Prison user out
When did you graduate? The uniform thing is fine, that's a basic appearance thing, and those dumb inspections reflect on your pros and cons, and get you to being an NCO. Once officers graduate OCS they never drill or march again so the walk fast everywhere thing and falling into formation we data dump. But believe me I'll pound 5000 calories a meal like it's fucking nothing. I don't have anything too scaring from OCS, but I ahve plenty of memories
I can't wait for that, whatever it's going to be for me. I only hope those admins and ALMARs get changed or we go to war or some shit and they tell us we're going to be provisional infantry
later devil, I'll catch you around
cya. stay safe.
Prison user is the marine. Hes gone to work
...I'm well aware
I'm also a crayon eater
im a crayon user!
Red's my favorite, blue is a close second
red's lame, bittersweet is a better red.
denim is a really nice dark blue, cerulean is nice too.
that razzamatazz is pretty tempting though
Mac and cheese though, that's some good shit
>razzamatazz
I guess you don't mean that 80s tv series, so what are you talking about?
Floof!
Flooooof!
Never been a big fan of crotchtits, but i have to admit this is pretty hot
it's been two whole weeks since I last came. my balls are swollen and blue.
any ideas how to avoid making a total mess when I come home tonight and go wild on s/fur?
Dude really?
Fucking goddamn use a sock if you're that afraid
last time I went one week without fapping, I just ripped through the tissue and sprayed my whole laptop. that was a bitch to clean up.
toilet paper
dude
Use a sock you don't wear any more
ima go slay the forces of evil
bbyeeeee
good luck
ユウキ
cya, Eth
bump
anyone in for a new thread?
isn't that the 300M get picture
YES
Yeah, new thread
can anyone make new thread? my 3G signal is quite shit right now
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