Now tell me WHY you are not in CHURCH today rather than worshipping your Creator?
Now tell me WHY you are not in CHURCH today rather than worshipping your Creator?
Jose Harris
Logan Foster
I'm a fedora wearing atheist.
Brody Young
>church
>your creator
My parents dont want worship and church is a scam.
Anthony Evans
Am I suppost to be there the whole day? I went in the morning and that is that.
Julian Reed
They told me not to come back after I didn't wanna suck priest dick anymore.
Ian Barnes
Hello, fellow belivers!
John Rodriguez
Because it would be really silly if I had to go to a special spot at a special time to worship God. Better to show worship to divinity by trying to be present of your actions. God is the universe and the church is everywhere. Happy Sunday.
Juan Torres
Jesus was black.
Aaron Cook
I worship the lord from the safety of my man cave.
Lincoln Nguyen
chop it off
Christian Green
Legit question: Is someone here a real christian?
Aiden Morgan
I think Jesus was probably a short Arab guy since he was a Jew born in the Slums of Jerusalem... if Jesus was to be reborn I think he would probably choose Compton. Anyway Jesus Gandalf whats the fucking difference.
Carter Wilson
Me
Aiden Johnson
Gandalf saw the job done. JC left halfway through, came back to mock his pals, and then fucked off again.
Henry Perry
Is someone here not a facist?
Grayson Thomas
Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa easy there reddit mod.
No point bringing your atheist degeneracy to this place of worship
Benjamin Wilson
Church gals are the best
Owen Williams
I outgrew invisible friends a long time ago. They don't do much of anything.
Ian Morales
Does anyone have sauce on the original girl? What’s her name?
Lincoln Jenkins
Le Me
David Reed
oh shit is it sunday already? Time to profane
Josiah Cruz
I thought they were really similar, they both sacrifice themselves, die, and are resurrected with special powers.
Charles Butler
Funny enough I'm a Non-Christian Quaker so. Not an Atheist. And I've been getting my porn from here for years.
Joshua Gray
Because the day of rest was on Saturday.
Connor Cooper
Daughter of my church pastor
Caleb Collins
My dad is in the hospital, got there late last night he broke his hip.
Levi Moore
Because HAIL SATAN!
Wyatt Green
because the church is inside us everyday you stupid cunt. sorry bless my lord and his creations
Jordan Foster
even snakes go to church. i just kick it with my homies and hope it all goes well
Benjamin Mitchell
look wasn't Jesus a jew? i wonder how many times he went to church? He eat with his homies the apostles. i think that's fair to kick it with the people you admire and love
Jack Fisher
because chances are god isnt real
Ryder Young
You should have summoned a succubus to do it
/x/ could have helped you on the summoning
/s
Anthony Gutierrez
but dude what if god is real