Secrets/confessions thread

Secrets/confessions thread.

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I jerk off to my friend’s 14yo sister.
>pic related from her insta

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LS and BS. How about LS and NB OP?

i suck dick every thursday but everyone thinks i'm straight. jesus i love cock tho

I'm high as a kite and can't jerk off so I'm torturing myself by making myself hornier until I break down and suck sick.

I had sex with my brother.

We were super wasted....I barely remember...but my mom was home and I'm pretty sure she heard because after she said we weren't allowed to keep alcohol in the house anymore.

story time?

Not much to tell.

Me and my brother were both in our twenties and living at home, had a big drunken party at my aunt's place, got home, me and him drank more, got basically black out, I don't remember winding up in his room, but I remember the act and trying to find my clothes...if I had details I would share, but I was super wrecked.

I remember being dissapointed at his penis size though.

After months of attention , calling on my mate knowing he was out to spend time with his step mum, I wrote here how I caught her naked a few times sunbathing , and once after a shower her towel dropped , she loved my compliments, her husband is away a lot , like weeks at a time , and she drinks a lot some days , that’s how I got a few pics I posted before . Well last night I caught her very drunk on her own , and in a very horny mood , so I asked to take some pics , she let me , I got hornier and she noticed my hard on , while I was taking a pic she pulled her panties aside , I licked her pussy and she loved it , but really desperate for it

Posted a few days ago about how my little brother is comfortable being naked with me, and gives me footjobs pretty often. Meant to come back to answer questions but this is the first secrets thread I've seen since.

how old is he?

He's 11.

First I took her with dress up

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ever gone further than footjobs?

I Fucked my adopted sister.
She was 16 I was 19

No, I'm not sure why but it feels like going further would be a much bigger step.

I'm a terrible husband. I post my wife's nudes on here all the time. I even gave out her name and got her doxed. Anons contacted her and harassed her after that. I should have stopped after that, but I still post them. I want to see her turned into famous web slut and be debased and do depraved things.

>couchie couchie couchie couchie

Provided you only suck dick on Thursdays then from a strictly science perspective you are straight

Fail

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I fuck my sister always every single day.

She's 19 and i'm 17

Show her here so she can get dozed again. Don’t worry about her telling, I’ll be sure to blackmail her into sharing more pics. Might even force her to suck my cock depending on how attractive she is.

I think my girlfriend wants me to fuck the shit out of her. I think she wants rage fueled sex. I've always held back because the last girl I fucked like that had a swollen pussy. But I think I might just try my absolute hardest next time. Get out all my agression.

Also I have a girlfriend that I haven't told anyone about. We might end up getting the coveted belt.

I have made about 100 deep nudes of female friends of mine and have been jerking hard to them. One is quite slutty so I am tempted to show her one as a joke and see how she reacts

Sounds tempting

>and have been jerking hard to them.

I have no idea why you autists need to give a description of the intensity of your jerking. We get it, you jerked yourself off. We don't need to know if your pulling the head off it though.

I've had sex with my dad a couple of times now. It initiated from being forced out of the closet and him telling me about some of his own gay experiences but it always revolves around alcohol on his part. In spite of how everyone would react IRL I dont see much of a problem.

Last week I recognised a hijabi girl on a wwyd thread.

I think he means hard as in a large number of times

i post old ass memes and you faggots eat it like its new OC... every time

I married my wife because we promised we would “live outside the box.” We we’re going to do all kinds of kinky sex stuff. We did very little, and most of it unsuccessfully. Now we live totally inside the box. AMA.

Don't turn to substance abuse. Let's have a science experiment and see if you don't turn emotionally stunted or a drug addict when you grow up.

Can I fuck her?

the emotional problems started long before this and I am not a child but thanks for the vote of support

Yes, if I can watch, and then eat your cum out of her.

I like you

story ffs

faggots

Jacked off with a pair of my moms dirty panties. Came in them and put them back in the dirty clothes pile. Found the same pair washed and in with my clothes afterwards. Don't know what to do with them. Her pussy smell is gone.

kys

>I remember being dissapointed at his penis size though.
lol how big was it?

I groped a little girl when I was 17. She was age 9-12 but idk bc I can't tell how old asians are very well

You have kik?

Story?

Post a pic of her. You think she would go for it?

Yeah, what's yours?

My little sister has been working out AND gaining a bit of weight. It's all been going to her tits/ass. I have an ass/breast expansion fetish and I'm constantly comparing pictures of her last year/this year/year before last.

I want some of that too

Bfrank600

>Sweet Home Alabama intensifies

Sounds like story time...

I am just like you :..(
>be me two years ago
>reconnect with highschool sweetheart online
>she is good christian autist, 27yo virgin
>talk a lot, eventually we start dating, marriage comes up in convos
>become engaged and I am wowed at this chicks description of how she wants it every day after we marry
>marriage day happens
>fuck for 10 minutes before she blacks out from pp time
>continue for 1 year of her being horny every day, only a few minutes of dongle b4 saying no more
I have been married for one year and have nutted only 4 times from wife...(one was a bj and I don't even like bjs)
Anons tried to coach me in the last secrets thread, but I am giving in to fapping to Honey Select every day...

>I have a girlfriend

user spinning tall tails again...

pics pls

I once set up a fake dating profile of my sister and catfished some horny boys being all dirty and shit. Somehow it got me off writing retarded shit with them while seeing my sisters pics

I really wish that fact about my state wasnt true.

Like...on the smaller side of five inches? I think?
Hard to say. I remember being dissapointed. Like I said, was FOR REAL drunk though and he probably had some serious wiskey dick going on because he was wasted too.

He did come inside me eventually though. I still get turned on thinking about it. I barely remember the acctual act, but it was all over the inside of my panties and still inside me the next morning.

Anon03520352, not sure who that other guy is

>be me
>family vacation in philippines
>wanting to kms
>one day dad tells me I can wander off alone if I want for the day, just be back at resort by dark
>absofuckinglutely
>wandering around
>find an arcade
>fuck it why not it might be cool
>3 girls in there, all hot asf
>one about 14 or so, thigh highs, booty shorts. Other one about 7, don't really remember what she looked like. Girl I groped about 11, booty shorts and t-shirt
>decided I was going to go for it while she watched her friends play something, but they went to leave
>only way down to ground floor was by elevator
>elevator has a bit of a line
>see my chance
>get right behind them
>pressed up against her inside elevator
>grind against her a little, then grab her hand and put it on my cock
>she moves it away almost straight away
>move my hand up and grab a tit

She froze up then and I held her tit for the rest of the elevator. It was fucking great. Super soft and just starting to develop I think. I wish I had've gone for the pussy tbh. Lucky she didn't say anything

Damn, poor guy. Has he had any luck with chicks ever since?

Damn...ok

You ever think about fucking him again? Have you talked to him about it?

I have always had a thing for girls 12-16, and haven't grown out of it 20 years later.
I find myself checking them out while in public. I'll see some 18+ and give them a glance if they are sexy, but that age range, I'll check out and fantasize about it all day.
I didn't realize it until my wife brought it up, that all of my porn history is cams, young teens, petite young girls, and similar things. She gives me hell about it, and jokes calling me a dirty old man (in my mid 30s) and says I'm too old for that stuff.
We have a lot of involvement with her much younger sister who is 12, is live to have a threesome and teach her about her body. Wtf is wrong with me

That user name didn't work

Honestly same. I already posted here about how I groped a girl. I wanna do it again tho

My bad, just anon0352

Damn, unfortunate she wasn’t into it. Always makes those stories much better. You’re probably lucky you didn’t end up in a third world prison, user

>I have always had a thing for girls 12-16, and haven't grown out of it 20 years later
Yeah thats called being a nonce

Why don't you just seduce and fuck her?

Him and his girlfriend have been together for like three years now. She's a pompous bitch and we hate eachother.
Knowing he cheated on her with me is such a wonderful feeling. I could never tell her, but I want to.

He came inside me bitch, I hope you find out one day

I think everyone here post some way to personal, really stupid shit sometimes. Do you not think anyone cares? Don’t you think maybe I shouldn’t say this shit whether it’s fake or not? You guys are idiots.

Nah we never acknowledged it after. Wish we did. Think we are both playing the 'i was drunk and don't rememeber' card

It was crowded enough that I'm not 100% sure she knew it was me. And even if she did I had the plausible deniability of it being so crowded. I wish she had've been into it lmao. Absolutely would've gone for the pussy then. And maybe even put her hand down my pants instead of just over them

Damn, that's some hardcore alpha-female shit

They like to be fucked hard,, user.

lmfao nice, good for both of you then.

They like to be fucked hard, user.

Of course no one cares because no one can identify us and ruin our lives here. That's the point retard.

I guarantee he fantasizes about it daily. You should ‘accidentally’ send him a nude or say something sexual and see how he reacts. You’ve already fucked so what’s the worst that could happen?

I saved up enough money to finally buy my old man that POS 80s muscle care he's always wanted.

Christmas is gonna be a good time anons

Why don't you just try to seduce and fuck as many of them as possible?

Post most?

*More
Am phonefag, thanks autocorrect...

After that work out he's gonna be horny af user, better offer him some ass to go with it

That's fucking awesome, seriously. That's one of the best gifts a Father could ask for. You're a good son, user.

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I worked as a techaer in a private academy.
During several months I had a beautifil student who was looking forward to suck my dick, so I fullfilled her wish.

nice, good on you.

I want the seconds off incest.

I want your brother to cum inside you, and then I want to fuck you nice and slow to make sure I shove as much of your brother's sperm into your womb as I can.
Then I'm gonna cum inside you and make you hoist your hips up so you can soak up every bit.

Then in another 7 months when you're nice and pregnant with your brother's child I'm going to fuck you again

You honestly believe they couldn’t figure out who you are if they wanted?

Muscle CAR
Autocorrect is not my friend today...

When I was 15 i would pay my little sister (11) to pose/model in her underwear and bra or in her bikinis while I jerked off to her.
I got a few handjobs, lap dances/assjobs, and nutted on her face/chest/ass

This. Shouldn't happen here but...

I knew what you meant, fam.

Thank you

You should def fuck him on the regular.

Pics or it didn’t happen

I did something really fucked up and I regret it but have to admit that it was the hottest fucking thing I ever did.
>Be me
>My older half sister is always looking like a snack
>We go out to clubs pretty often
>There are always some horny fuckboys trying to get her
>One night I got this dumbass Idea
>I found a group of young guys who agreed to fuck my sister if I manage to drug her
>Next week I did all the research and slipped her a roofie
>Once I saw it was starting to work I got really fucking horny, like precum leaking out of my cock inside my pants
>I took her back home and called the boys
>They arrived after like half an hour and paid me for the service (I didnt do it for the money tho)
>I watched them fuck her unconcious body on my couch
>Also my favourite thing was that they were some younglings about 18 y.o.
>They were the sort of typical fuckboy which wouldnt have a chance with my sister normally
>After they left I did a really cuckish thing and licked her pussy pretty rougly after they were finished
>All done in condoms tho so there was no cum and shit
>While I ate her fucked up pussy out I jerked off and came buckets.
>Did this for a couple of times and fucked her myself that night.
>The next morning she didnt say anything about that to me but I could see that she was clearly worried about what might have happened (which it did)

I think about it for sure.
It's super NOT a rad idea but him getting me pregnant is a huge fetish for me.

I don’t know what you’re thanking me for user, but you’re welcome

Women, they are fuckin whiley. Never underestimate a woman when it comes to revenge.

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Didn’t take pictures and if I did I would just share them

A guy once tried to mug me while I was on holiday in Amsterdam.
I punched him square in the face and he went out cold and fell into the canal. I watched him float face down as the current took him away.

>I probably killed a guy

Still haunts my dreams

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who tf is they? you think the FBI cares some spergs are writing jack off stories on an internet board?

Best Secret Award of the Year goes to this user

What's the problem then? Seduce him and get his baby inside you. Plus mess w his bitch gf and prob eventually break them up. All for the best.

>>I probably killed a guy
that was trying to mug you. Nothing of value was lost.

Did things to my passed out sister

Yeah.
But he didn’t deserve to die.
He looked like a junky, probably needed help.

I’m not gonna be the typical edgelord faggot - I’m a pacifist.

Maybe he came to and swam away....maybe.
Probably not

>Did things to my passed out sister
Ironed her clothes?

Tripcest checked

I go to Asian massage parlors/Asian hotel parlors at least twice a week behind my GFs back

AMA

Sure, but without knowing anything you have to take the situation at face value. He tried to mug you and those who mug others are ok with putting people in danger which means you were in danger of getting hurt. You defended yourself and that's it. Whether he died or not is something I wouldn't worry about if I were you, it was either him getting hurt or you. Which one would you have preferred?

If ironing clothes is rape then yes

Cut that's a BAD idea.

What is meant to be will be. You didn't make his decisions, he did. If you're going to be stupid then you have to be tough. Life by the sword, die by the sword and all that shit. Point is consequence for his actions. Only he could have changed it and he didnt. We all live or die by choice or consequence of ourselves or others. Way of the universe.

This is the best server related
.gg/EsZHfYt

No they don’t care about some fat fuck jerking off while he sucks on the crotch of sisters panties. It’s some of the other shit people say that’s stupid.

Best experience? I’ve been to one and just got hand service. Doesn’t really seem worth it unless I can guarantee I’ll have a nice little spinner who will fuck

She then surprised me with a naughty smile and said I’m sure you want to see this more

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My dads a junky, we met when i was 18, started doing nose food myself for about 3 years almost.Got my shit togheter for about a couple a weeks started hitting the gym with diet.....just need 2 study more....never did drugs with him and i would never want 2 tbh

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Cocaine? I'd have killed to do coke with my old man, damn.

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give em back duh

Pretty cold reading.
I have no ego to protect.

Even the thought that I may have killed someone horrifies me, because I am not a monster.
I could have probably talked to him more, instead I allowed my own aggression and pride to take over and pelted him into a river.
I think violence is the last resort.

And like I say, it haunts me to this day.

I have court in November.

While my fiance was at an appointment I was watching our 3 month old. She threw up while laughing in her back and choked on it; turning blue. I rushed over, held her on her tummy and patted her on the back pretty hard to get it out, and gave her cpr. (Incorrectly due to panic)
She recovers, but sounds like fluid in lungs. Fiance takes her ro the pediatrician in the morning bc or daughter is really fussy. Peds isn't sure so seems us for an x-ray.
Imaging showed interstitial lung disease and 3-4 cracked ribs.
CPS gets involved. Everyone(!) Gets questioned and the detective tells me that if I don't admit that I did it she'll be taken away from us. I explain what happened and go home. Im told I can't be in the hospital. Then im told I can't be in the house for a week.
Eventually I get the all clear, come home, and baby is recovering.
Finance doesn't want me touching our daughter due to the situation.
She doesn't let anyone else help with the baby now.

We get the all clear from CPS. A few days later the detective shows up and serves me with charges.
Second degree child abuse and second degree assault. Felony and misdemeanor charges! Im able to stay in the home, and have no restrictions, but I have this looming... all for getting to save my daughter's life.

The state wanted to toss the case, but the detective went before the grand jury to bypass that.

Im so stressed im not sleeping, when I do I have sleep apnea now and nightmares. My blood pressure is so high I could stroke out(healthy early 30s). Her mom hates me now. Her sister was like my little sister. Now she won't talk to me. Her aunt told the whole family. My work had no idea.. I'm a medical assistant.

All I keep thinking about is running or killing myself. I can't though, bc I'm the only one working... I'm so stressed I don't know what to do anymore.

why isn't pic related black?

Damn, I’m sorry to hear that user. You should hire the best lawyer you can afford. I’ve seen family in similar situations. Some attorneys/judges just want a conviction and will do anything to make it happen (not allow defenses evidence, not allow key witnesses, etc) look out for warning signs and make sure your lawyer is doing the right things.

Yeah....i would not... we cut eachother off from in a way... all he did was brag about his past how he was rich n bs &how he will succed again....always projecting his failures on other people...very harsh but with nothing to offer ...glad i realized i can surpass him easely ....kinda wish i never met him in a way

Thats most places honestly
You won’t get more than a handy
Hotel parlors, harder to find then a regular parlor place but much more worth it. The girl is actually an 8/10 and has a nice body

My best experience has to be a hotel parlor I went to. Her name was Rita and she was about 5 feet tall. Nicest ass I’ve see on an Asian girl.
Best fuck I’ve had from a parlor

Was not sure what to do but just gave her compliments, topped up her vodka tonic , she drank it down , and I decided to just go down stroked her she just said oh yes ,

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Whats a hotel parlor exactly? How/where do you find them?

Cuz im not a filthy nigger

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thats sad user, as much as I hate my dad for the stupid bullshit he did, I love him very much and I don't know what I'd do with my life without his love.

Why didn’t you fuck her at that point?

When I was a kid, maybe about 5/6 years old, I was jumping on my parents bed and fell off and broke my leg.
At that age, I had already started masturbating, inserting things, pens/brushes and stuff, in my ass.

My dad takes me to hospital to treat my leg. And ask why I was in my pyjamas and why I was in my dads bedroom.
He just says he didn’t know.

They give me a full examination and determined that I was being sexually abused by my father.
They coached my to say where he touched my and what made me do; but always knew the truth.

I grew up to be a real faggot (who knew), and my family all thinks it’s because my Dad abused me.

I haven’t seen him for nearly 20 years.

Her lips are now peeking out , I’m hard as a rock , I decide just lick her , she went crazy , and I’m then sucking her lios n clit , oh I’m seeing her clity , fuck what a night

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12 is a bit young but 14 to 16 range def has a number of cuties. It's biology man. My gf has given me shit too. They're just jelly.

You should really consider killing yourself holy shit.

At least be a man and go apologize to him. Jesus Christ that makes me angry.

But you act like one, might as well embrace your niggerness.

You make sense in a way because a strong father-figure can teach you important values and principles so you dont have to pick them up from other people but in another way, i let it go ,figured i should shut the fuck up and be a better man than he was

I just thought more chance if I get her more horny . She’s writhing about , I never saw a woman like this , she says show me your cock

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It sounds like you're right user, maybe you are a better man than him. That still doesn't mean he secretly doesn't wish to hear from you now and then.

Free pussy is better. Get some side chicks lined up to call and fuck whenever you need pussy.

She’s now got her legs up and so wide saying get that cock in now - she pulls her legs up and I can’t help but slide in, she gasps oh your so so hard

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My mom cut all ties once he was convicted.
I have no idea where he is, or if he’s still alive.
I feel bad every day about it though.

Yeah sniffing shit makes you as low as niggers in my eyes now, you're kinda right
Glad i dropped it ......thinking about doing it only on ocasions.......could not have quit w/o wid though....need to quit thst shit also ....

Damn user, I almost want to cry reading this....
Hope your kid grows up happy and healthy because you saved her life.
I feel like you just need to stress your case to a lawyer that you were trying to give emergency CPR and they'll help you out.
>t. revived an unconscious old man and broke a couple of his ribs doing compressions

I ran out of space. I forgot to mention that I had to fight to get a court-appointed lawyer. Due to the charges any lawyer that would touch my case one of a $20,000 retainer fee. I simply can't afford that. I'm building my credit so I can't just put it on a card, and I barely make 30000 a year. I have a great history with my bank, when I asked for a loan to get a lawyer for felony charge they laughed. Apparently Banks don't give loans for that sort of thing. Not exactly a wise investment because if you fail the case they don't get paid back.

Im trying to support my fiance, myself, and our daughter. Day care is as expensive as what she was making before, and now that this has happened is out of the question.

I can't even get ahold of my public defender. Getting him to call me back with a case late is a nightmare. They view my case as low priority due to it being so far out when I did get to speak to him, he was saying that he has about 30 Active cases right now. I just get the feeling I'm so screwed. There goes me getting into med school, or ever getting to be a part of my daughter's life

you sent a man to jail

the least you could do is google his ass

I pee sitting down

I had a sugar mamma in college. She was 65.

I think he may have left the country because of he’d have to declare he was a pedophile.
He could be anywhere on earth .
I do miss him. But don’t think I could ever tell him it was all me. I think he might kill me

Hotel parlors are pretty much massage parlors ran out of a hotel room
You call or text a number and they send you the address.
It’s just one girl in the room
They are more expensive then a regular parlor, 80-100 for 30 minutes/110-140 for and hour
But you get more than a regular place:
They are actually sexy and dress sexy
Give you a shower
Do the massage in bra and panties or naked
More extras than in a regular parlor

And you can find them on most escort websites....look for the pictures of Asian girls that look too good to be true. It’s not the actual girl but that’s a good sign

It’s funny how the easiest way to get nudes from very young girls is to just go on twitter

Good for you user .

Much more considerate to other bathroom users, not having piss splashed everywhere

Hell yeah free pussy is better
But I have a thing for having a girl I don’t even know massage and touch me

Elaborate

what did you do for her?, how that came to happen?

I just had third person dream where a girl comes to terms with being fish sexual end was just discovering it after saving someone else's fish when it was kidnapped out of it's fish bowl. She was being attracted to h r brother but only while imagining him as a fish man (not a merman). Also Jerry Seinfeld was the dad and he was really accepting of his daughter being fish sexual. She was also trying to skateboard in the snow and sleet and couldn't understand why she couldn't do it right.

So if I'm interpreting this correctly, I secretly want to fuck fish as a depressed urge and want Jerry Seinfeld to be my dad? I could at least understand the first part sort of since the other day I jacked off to those pictures of the Pokemon Go girl as a futa fucking her shiny Magikarp in the mouth.

Do what you can user. Maybe consider posting on something like r/legal advice. There may be some resources for you to find a pro bono lawyer in your area

>go onto twitter
>search “new to nsfw twitter she/her age”
>see tons of horny young girls who label themselves as submissive or dominate and who are usually lonely
>message them for a while and boom they’ll send you whatever you like
>youngest I’ve gotten is 13 and she calls me daddy and goes by kitten

I drove her places, helped around her house, kept her company, and some other tasks. It started after I got an internship at her company and she got flirty on a night out.

Every get caught by your gf or have a close call?

details? greentext

Do you lie about your age? How do you justify the risk of them reporting/telling on you?

If you're American, you have a right to an attorney and can probably stave off the trial until a public defender takes you up.
user, I'm sorry about all of this bullshit, I think the stuff you've typed out here (provided it's all true) is enough to overturn any conviction, you just gotta organize it into a paper outlining your Character and also describe what happened. This is all getting blown out of proportion by a bunch of people who have no evidence you are a child abuser.
They are hanging on to the fact that you cracked some ribs and not accepting you saved your kids life. I think your kid would thank you for saving her and being an upstanding dad.
Maybe try and counter suit the detective faggot for damages? You seem to have been through a lot...
Maybe also try and work on repairing your wifes feelings toward the situation.

Yes I lie about my age and none find out, I’m 9 but say I’m 17.
Most aren’t likely to report my profile without risk of themselves getting reported or their nudes being leaked

did you fuck her?. Also post story

Wew 9. Underage b&

1 time I almost got caught because of my smell of the oil
After that if I can’t take a shower after the “massage” I have a packet of wipes I can use to get the smell off

Ah.
I was banned from Twitter for life for calling a Nazi who was calling you ethe genocide of minorities a “cunt”

No joke.
100% real.

You can be a Nazi all you like on twitter - but call that Nazi a bad word and you’re banned for life

Yes we had sex. I pretty much posted the story of our relationship, it was fairly uneventful.

kill yourself antifa faggot

Meant 19 lol

how much money did she gave you?

My wife wants to try coke for the first time with me what could go wrong

Yeah twitter is very hypocritical, you can have a safe space...as a fucking nazi or doxxer but as soon as you say anything bad about these people you’re banned. Nsfw twitter is kinda like that...lots of young girls and some have hissy fits when you point out their age

the truth? very little if you don't over do it and / or become a daily user.

cocaine is a great drug when used properly

She wants to let loose but I don’t want extasy

She spent around $9-10000 over 3 semesters on me, about half in cash.

Is NSFW twitter different from actual twitter ?

Getting banned off Twitter was the best thing that happened to me. It is a literal direct sewage pipe to your brain.

Now if only I could get myself permanently banned from here.

It’s just a section of regular twitter not a whole new website or app. Just use regular twitter and the search function you’ll find. It’s a safe space for all horny people of all ages

holy fuck, and why did the relationship ended?

It ended when I moved away after finishing college.

Dont do it... its really hard not to like it.... just my oppinion maybe ur different

cool story

My wife sucks at least 2 coworkers' dicks regularly. I pretend i dont know because this shit turns me on and i love her so much.

I am in love with my half sis. No other girl comes close

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I had to help bathe my 11yo niece a couple times and it was honestly pretty fun

You do anything while you bathed her? Maybe a little linger of your hand on her freshly budding tits? Or a little stroke of her slit every now and then while you pretend to be washing somewhere else?

Mascara is hot

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U wat

More info. Story? I assume you are male. How often do you and him have sex?

fucked my housemates gf after knowing both of them for less than 2 months. I now live with them and have to listen to them fucking every other day and it pisses me off because I hate how he treats her and she deserves so much better but somehow has gone back to him again.

she used me as a crutch for when it got bad with him and she kept saying she was done with me but would come knocking on my door over and over wanting more, we haven't fucked since January now but we're still pretty intimate. she still says she thinks I'm hot and I catch her eyeing at me all the time but still she wants to make it work with him. he's fat, lazy and borderline abusive as well as being incredibly judgemental. on top of this he's straight up just a fucking liar.

he doesn't know what he has and its soul destroying because I'd give my legs to have what he has

overheared my mom talking on the phone telling him she would love to be facefucked by them (I assume a group of guys) and that she loves when young cocks are rough with her throat.
Also she said she is always wanting to give it to them whatever that means.
I plan to snatch her phone someday and check out if she has some spicy evidence.
Cant stop thinking about that and I get hard every time I do.

Have a pic of yo moms ass

Can your cock get hard on coke

I’ve lost $15k+ with my gambling problem.

my sister and i recently admitted our romantic and sexual attraction for each other. she has a bf and kid so shes really conflicted. she told him about it and now he hates me lol. the past few days ive barely been able to eat, sleep, focus because of constant adreneline and anxiety. life is crazy isnt it

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Mate, are you a strong swimmer? If not, there's nothing you could have done. He put himself at risk.

I'm dating my cousin and I let her have another boyfriend so no one catches on. They do public things. We do private things.

I love cumming to 12-16ish year old girls.
If you have some little bitches to share feel free to add Twisted#3064 on discord.

i live my life in ultra HD

I fucked a shemale yesterday, AMA

i really dont want to greentext the experience. suffice it to say its gone on for a couple of years now and im comfortable with what he wants to do with me. I don't see him every day so the most its happened in a couple of times a week when I go to visit.

kys

I can't stop thinking about my sister sexually. I want to fuck her so bad. I fap to her every day and the orgasms are so strong.

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How long have you known her and what’s the most you two have done?

I was in love with the girl of my dreams, and she loved me. After nearly a year of passion and romance I fucked up so badly and lost her forever with no chance of fixing it. Everyone thinks it's her fault but I never told them it's entirely mine.

onlything i got was a handjob
also how was it?
(+ go to church)

do you want to talk about it?
(aka: story)

I gently squeezed/massaged her perfect little butt some

Honestly same. I’m headed to Walmart and want to buy some minerals or some shit to knock her out so I can... put her to bed. Any suggestions??

google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3427997/amp/Body-missing-Briton-vanished-night-drinking-Amsterdam-canal.html

Theres so many to choose from when did this happend?

Did s/he top you at all?

I upload my wife's pictures on here it turns me on when someone comments and the thought someone might recognize her
What do u guys think

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>Be in Spain
>Go on Grindr
>Get tapped by this good looking shemale a
>Message back and forth, calling for a date
>Comes to my place..ain't nobody got time for chit chat
>In a blink of an eye my shorts are down and getting a good BJ
>Ff to bedroom
>Have a good fuck session...cum alot!
>Go for shower...turns into shower sex
>Cum again and call it for the day
>Go to balcony for drink and chill...turns into sex again...go for doggystyle in front of whoever sees it
>Finish and walk the gorgeous one halfway home

Overall It was good, damn theese bitches are horny, but I guess I am too since I don't watch porn or jerk off like you retards haha
Meeting up again tonight...might post video

I used to get BJs from my roommates stepdaughter a few years back when a bunch of us were poor as hell and had to live together to make ends meet. The girl was a little angel especially compared to the other 3 whiny feral brats but her junkie mom had her for another welfare check and she was seriously neglected. I had her from ages 8 up until 11 when the living arrangements fell apart and still miss her

Greentext, user!

Tried too, so did I...but I didn't like it...I guess I'm just the top

Did he cum in you? Did you use protection? Are you m or f?

The tl;dr version is that I was up for a promotion at work and started really pouring myself into it, which left her neglected. She had mental health issues that I didn't realize were that serious and I wasn't paying enough attention to her to notice her paranoia was coming back. She became convinced I was using her for sex and tried to confront me about it; I was angry and told her that yes, I was, and I clearly didn't love her at all (all lies). So she left me.

be sure to grab some post-exposure prophylaxis / go get tested
aka overall use a condom

if you wanna get over her go out to clubs and bars with friends.
if not, then
try to start up a chat by apologising (even if u were wrong, its just how women work) try to stay in contact with her.
and time will tell the results.

Actually, I'm going to elaborate because I can.
She had some acute paranoia and depression/anxiety, and apparently I was the one person who always made her feel safe. She wouldn't have night terrors when I slept with her, for example. Because I was a sponge for all this I didn't realize her self-destructive mind was that bad because she was always OK when I was around. But when I stopped being around she started to slip backwards (stopped taking meds, for example). When we had our fight I was extremely hurt and offended that she accused me of abusing her, because the only reason I was so determined for this position was so I could afford to pay better rent so she could move in with me. I wanted to take care of her, and everything I did was always for her. Because she hurt me, in that moment I wanted to hurt her back. Words, once said, cannot be unsaid.

Mate, she was the One. Nobody at any club can make me forget her. I'm trying to win her back, but she blocked my number and demanded that I not come see her at work or her house. I don't know how to reach out to her.

and how do you feel about all this?

Lol, not bad.

>be me, 17.
>go to community pool in relative’s neighborhood.
>be there alone. Eye fucking the lifeguards.
>get in line for diving board. Girl gets in line behind me.
>She is blonde, white, blue eyes, ~11-12, bright smile, barely A cup tits, decent curves with a flat tummy and little bubble butt, all wrapped up with a light blue bikini.
>we make chit chat waiting in line.
>chatting turns to flirting.
>inappropriately close and get looked at by who I assume is her mom once or twice.
>decide we need privacy. Convince her to follow me to creek that is near community pool. (About a dozen yards north into the tree line.)
>I tell her where to go, she tells her mom she has to poop and then heads into the lockers before appearing outside of the entrance.
>I towel off quickly, grab my shoes and do the same.
>we meet up and head to the trees where I know of a small clearing.

>cont.

Like fucking shit. I hate myself. I've been crying frequently and just felt extreme rage and sadness ever since. It's been almost a week, admittedly, but I hate that I not only hurt her but made her think she spent a year wasting her life and being manipulated.

More

all i know to say right now is, just Try to stay in contact with her

I'm doing my best.

What kind of Asian? Love body

and if staying in contact doesnt wotk out then time will heal your wounds

atta boy, keep at it.

am 31, have a 25 year old gf. at work i fuck an 18 year old heavier girl with braces in a quiet upstairs area. she knows i have a gf. she's annoying and i think has some form of autism

>be me 15 yo straight boy
>sleepover with friends
>super excited cause it s gonna be fun
>no parents, just the brother of the friend where we sleep
>he's 18 yo
>play vidya all night, then we go to bed and sleep
>can't sleep, decide to have a drink in the bathroom
>It s completely dark, don t know where the bathroom is
>open a random door, it s his brother's room
>he s masturbating on his bed, has big dick
>feel uncomfortable, tell him that i m sorry and was just looking for the bathroom
>gets up and guides me to the bathroom, still naked
>fill my glass of water, feel him behind me and his dick rubbing on my butt
>tell him that i m not into boys, tells me you sure ?
>tell him i think yes, rubs his dick harder
>don t know why but I kinda like it, notices it too
>bends me over the sink, pulls down my pants
>sounds coming from from my room, we quickly go back to his
>fucks me for 10 min, so good that I cum twice
>pulls off, says that he s gonna cum and to go on my knees
>close my eyes and open my mouth, cums everywhere on my face
>clean myself in the bathroom and go back to sleep like nothing happened


I still consider myself as straight, but I already cheated on my ex gf with guys cause I just love feeling them inside me

Cont.

>Once we get to the clearing she attacks.
>I thought I was the one directing things but suddenly she was all over me like white on rice.
>she half knows what she’s doing and half seems to be imitating some porno.
>we’re making out like crazy, she’s moaning in my mouth and in my ears while I nibble her neck and earlobes.
>she’s tugging at my shorts while I’m pulling her bikini top off. I’m thinking entirely with my dick at this point and I can only imagine what hormonal rage is storming inside her mind.
>my dick pops free and she slams her body against it. I can feel her little mound at my balls and her belly button just above my head.
>she turns around and grinds on me for a minute or so before I pull her bikini bottoms down and feel that tight little ass for the first time.
>she lays down on her towel and spreads her legs for me. I can see the wetness glistening off her lips.
>in a flash I’m on top of her. We’re both fumbling with my cock to get it lined up and in her.
>Suddenly I feel the impossible tightness starting to pull me in. She’s soaking wet and I use my weight to shove myself balls deep.
>she lets out a gasp and holds an O face for a few seconds before taking some ragged breaths. >There’s no hymen, but I don’t think about it.
>We begin to pump and she starts moaning in my ear.
>We pump faster and faster. The whole thing lasts maybe 2-3 minutes. I feel my load coming and tell her I’m going to cum. She just keeps looking at me with that same O face and her eyes go wide and then roll back as she orgasms.
>the impossible squeeze her pussy gives me is too much and I erupt inside her.

>We catch our breath, redress and head back to the pool.
>I’m starting to get paranoid that her mom is on to me so I pack up and dip out of there.
>my cock was sore for a whole day after that.

greentext everything

I believe stories here much better when people don't greentext.

It's still hot don't get me wrong.

fuck off with dat gay shite

I'm in a committed relationship but once a week a guy about 20 years older than me comes over and I blow him and get nothing in return.

fuck off and kill yourself homophobe I'm jackin' to that here

More?

Story!

Sure he did. Fuck low lifes.

fegit lol

you still here? been waiting for you for a few days

>that story
Fuck dude, I am so sorry. I hope you get that shit sorted.

You ever fuck her?

Make plans to move to a new place and tell her she can come if she wants, but only she can come.

It will light a fire under her ass that it’s now or never to be with you. Best of luck, user.

I get off on having nudes of men’s daughters

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It would be better if you were Fucking them. Even if they do have ugly ass skyline tattoos.

Pepperonis are only for me LS or else please let me know so I know where I stand

Literally every female on the planet has had a dad. What a wild and crazy fetish you have.

beat me to it

Alright but you don’t have a nude of every female on the planet do you? And it’s specifically just pictures with them together

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there's so many reasons as to why I couldn't do that. I appreciate the suggestion though

Every time a girl rejects me, Like if i ask a waitress out, or cashier out and they say no.

I go and i fuck a hooker that night while thinking of that waitress and i even tell the hookers that im going to call them a different name. That way when i see them again im super happy and smily and not afraid to see them again.

Oh also im 25. and the closest thing i had to a GF ever was a russian MILF who was my land lord she was 33 when i was 22. And she made me really addicted to eastern euros.

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My mom was having a lot of Gangbangs when I was a kid. And by a lot I mean like every two weeks or so

I want to find my wifes friend blacked out drunk again, this time i wont just undress her and take pics - ill fuck all her holes, cause i know she is too drunk to remember anything in the morning anyways....

I'm fucking my brothers fiance. He has no idea. The sex with her us incredible because it's forbidden and wrong. We can't stop. It's addicting. I love fucking her.

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She blow em at work?

Same situation here. Used to be really slutty, wore barely anything around the house. Came on any of her belongings? How often do you go through her room?

I wish...

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I'm curious as to if and when I meet her again

/r/niceguys

Go in there every day. I love licking her vibrator and sniffing her dirty gym clothes.

I had a sleazy coworker that would hit on my wife every time he saw her and also on Facebook. She was repulsed by him like most people are.

At a Christmas party at our boss's house she had too much to drink (and smoke) so my boss let her last down in his bedroom to rest.

When I went to check on her later I saw him sneaking around and he was knocking on the door. I was curious what he was doing so I just stood down the hall and watched. I guess when he got no response from knocking and was sure she was asleep he let himself in and closed the door.

I went over to try and listen through the door and there was nothing for a few minutes. But then I could faintly hear the bed squeaking and he let out a grunt every now and then. Definitely heard him grunt as he came.

I never told anyone and wife never mentioned anything. Don't know if she knew it happened or not

I love smelling my daughters socks and fap to them

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Which one?

Sorry I meant to say daughter's

Her? Really..??

Do you have Kik? Can trade photos of her thongs, bras, heels, dildos, vibrators, wins I've found on her laptop and creeps, if you're interested.

Ever cum in a fresh pair and put them back when they've dried?

I bet they get stinky

did he cum in her did he ever saay anything pretty hot story ngl

No, but in her shoes
Not that stinky yet. She's only 12. Not sweating much

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R you a dud?

I cant stop being a voy, if i see a nice ass i get my phone out and star bvr

He just acted weirder around me like he so badly wanted to tell me. Not sure where he came I think probably on her face and then wiped it off based on that her makeup was fucked up. Could have just been from rolling around in bed which is what she assumed it was but idk

u got kik?

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seriously fuck you for not coming clean, you ruined his life

Confession: i really want to fuck this chick named Jessica. have since i met her, thankfully i'm too much a pussy to ever ask her to fuck me, so i can live in fantasy land forever

I always say I am 185 cm tall but I am actually 183

Bruh

Fake and gay. The uncle was posting her pics yesterday, enjoy your fantasy about having a friend.

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fuck off newfag

Bro you just posted cringe

it would have been cheaper if you had simply taken the child to the hospital immediately. The problem is you waited and the child suffered and so did you.

not me you retard

>Bro
toddler get out of here

I fap to my sister all the time. I really want to cum on her face. Jerk off with her pants when I get the chance.

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LS, you can reach me on app if you want and otherwise kik: sfmbbm

Or come visit me or tell me a place to come to

Am I confused?

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what the fuck is wrong with you

Posted this a few times before but I love sharing this so..

This bride and good friend of many years hooked up with me one last time while her hubby was away. She's really into deepthroating, and it's all I could think of during the wedding

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ugly af
take an example on this guy

More ?

Idk why chan thumbnailed the pic

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been sharing my gf's nudes with dozens of guys from cuck/shouldnt share threads and my gf doesn't know. Feel guilty.

Well I think she's hot user. Whatever floats your boat.

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Ya what's yours I'll msg you

Thank you for your service.

Dude, there are plenty of women just as good for you. Tell her she has to fuck you if she wants lean on you.

What's up with those pictures of us? I really want to know sis

This. You didn't get charged because you tried to save your daughters life. You got charged because you're an idiot.

omgthy9090