Hey guys, so my 42nd birthday is tomorrow. My wife has offered me some birthday sex options:
One, allow me to do whatever I want to her (within reason, not going to let 5 guys fuck her while I choke her to death), but including anal, face fucking, salad tossing, light bondage, and general dirty whore shit. The dirty whore shit isn't part of our usual twice a week sex schedule so having her act like a fucking whore is a huge bonus birthday gift for me. She's done this many times over the years, and this "anything goes" sex happens about twice a year. Yeah, I know, married life, try it sometimes before you criticize.
Two, mostly straight sex, nothing too kinky, and probably a blowjob as foreplay - BUT I can film it with full lighting and how ever many digital cameras I want, handheld Go Pro, whatever.. and she'll act like it's a porno movie, basically give me jerk off material for the future.
My wife is a great lady, but she's playing a bit of a game and I know if I call her out on it, I'll probably get a half assed version of either. The only reason she's offering the video option is because I've harped on her about it over the years. She has a job in the media (anchor for a TV station in a top 10 market) so she's 100% against any recordings of her because she thinks it''ll somehow get out.
She's a smart enough woman to prevent me from doing both unless I hide the cameras somewhere and even then it would be a crappy video with shit audio. I'm married with kids so I can't just "DO IT BOTH AND FUCK THAT BITCH, YOU BETA CUCK!"
Whaddya think? Hardcore slut sex where anything goes, but I can never relive it other than in my mind, or a decent homemade porn video that I can watch and jerk off to anytime I want?